《新福爾摩斯》第91期:如何推理一絲不掛的女人
Do you know the big problem with a disguise, Mr Holmes?However hard you try, it's always a self-portrait.
你知道偽裝的最大問(wèn)題嗎 福爾摩斯先生 無(wú)論你多么努力 總是一幅自畫像
You think I'm a vicar with a bleeding face?
你覺(jué)得我是頭破血流的牧師
No, I think you're damaged,delusional and believe in a higher power.In your case, it's yourself.
不 我覺(jué)得你神志不清 沉溺幻想 堅(jiān)持無(wú)上的權(quán)威 而你的權(quán)威 便是你自己
Hmm, and somebody loves you.If I had to punch that face, I'd avoid your nose and teeth, too.
有人很愛(ài)惜你嘛 如果要我打你的臉 我也會(huì)避開(kāi)鼻子和牙齒
Ha-ha! Could you put something on, please?Er, anything at all. A napkin?
哈哈 你能別這樣光著身子嗎 拿紙巾遮一遮吧
Why? Are you feeling exposed?
怎么 你很尷尬
I don't think John knows where to look.
我認(rèn)為約翰并不知道該看哪
No, I think he knows exactly where.I'm not sure about you.
不會(huì) 他很清楚該看哪 倒是你 我不敢肯定
If I was to look at naked women, I'd borrow John's laptop.
我要是想看女人的裸體 就借約翰的手提
You do borrow my laptop.
你確實(shí)借了我的手提
I confiscate it.
那是沒(méi)收
Never mind, we've got better things to talk about.Now, tell me, I need to know,how was it done?
算了 我們還有正經(jīng)事要談 現(xiàn)在 坦白告訴我 案子的經(jīng)過(guò)如何
What?The hiker with the bashed-in head—how was he killed?
什么案子 腦袋挨了一下的驢友 他怎么死的
That's not why I'm here.
我來(lái)不是為了這件事
No, no, no. You're here for the photographs,but that's never going to happen and as we're chatting...anyway
當(dāng)然不是 你的目標(biāo)是拿走照片 但我不會(huì)讓你拿到 所以不如我們隨便聊聊
That story's not out. How do you know about it?
那個(gè)案子沒(méi)有公開(kāi) 你怎么知道
I know one of the policemen. Well, I know what he likes.
我認(rèn)識(shí)一位警察 我知道他的癖好
And you...like policemen?
你喜歡警察
I like detective stories. And detectives.Brainy is the new sexy.
我喜歡偵探故事 還有偵探 腦袋好使的人很性感
The position car...The position of the car relative to the hiker,that and the fact that the death blow was to the back of the head, that's all you need to know.
車位置 車的位置與驢友有關(guān)系 還有那致命一擊 來(lái)自他的腦后 你知道這些就夠了
OK, tell me, how was he murdered?He wasn't.
好吧 告訴我他怎么被殺 不是被殺
You don't think it was murder?
你覺(jué)得不是兇殺嗎
I know it wasn't.How?
我知道不是 怎么知道
The same way that I know the victim was a excellent sportsman,recently returned from foreign travel and that the photographs I'm looking for are in this room.
就像我知道死者是位出色的冒險(xiǎn)家 剛從海外旅行歸來(lái) 而我要找的照片就在這個(gè)房間里
OK, but how?
好吧 可怎么知道
So they are in this room. Thank you.John, man the door, let no-one in.
這么說(shuō)還真在 謝謝 約翰 把守房門 別讓人進(jìn)來(lái)
