英語挑刺：那些坑爹的翻譯會毀了你

1.我喜歡淡淡地思念一個人

I like the subtle longing for a friend

吐槽：subtle longing??微妙的渴望……瞬間變味了……

更正：I like it when I'm a bit missing someone。

2.最急的是最美的景色，傷的最深的是最真的感情。

The most urgent is to take the most beautiful scenery, the deepest wound was the most real emotions。

吐槽：這是機翻是機翻是機翻是機翻吧!!

更正：The most beautiful sight disappears the soonest， and real love hurts the most。

3.世上最美的，莫過于從淚水中掙脫出來的那個微笑

Here’s nothing more beautiful than a smile that struggles through tears

吐槽：struggle through tears要不要如此貼合中文字面啊 = =||||

微笑一下是有多糾結需要struggle，來跟我讀：固定詞組a smile through tears 含淚而笑

更正：Here’s nothing more beautiful than a smile through tears。

4.每個嘴里說不想戀愛的人，心里都裝著一個無法擁有的人

Everyone of the people who says she or he does'n want to be in love .There must be someone without possibility in their hearts

吐槽：someone without possibility，你愛的是一個沒救的人了……

更正：Whoever says they don’t want to be in love must have someone in their heart that they cannot possess. (注：英文版來自大山的更正——相聲演員大山，大家都熟哦~)

5.覺得自己做得到和做不到，其實只在一念之間

Actually it is just in an idea when feel oneself can achieve and cannot achieve。

吐槽：我不想吐槽這語法混亂的句子……

更正：You can do anything as long as you believe so。

6.想不通的時候，試試倒過來想吧

Think impassability, try to upside down

吐槽：這句就沒有一個詞是對的……而且原句本來就很簡單啊，需不需要錯得這么離譜……

更正：If you can't figure out something, try think of it another way around。