最失敗的15條愛情觀

1. If you want your crush to like you, change everything about yourself.
想要你喜歡的人也喜歡你，就要改變自己的一切。

2. Lying about your age is a totally acceptable thing.
關(guān)于自己的年齡說謊沒有一點(diǎn)問題。

3. Stalking is the quickest way to man’s heart.
跟蹤一個(gè)人是走進(jìn)他心里的最快捷徑。

4. Guys love it when you act uninterested.
男孩們喜歡你對(duì)他們表現(xiàn)得漠不關(guān)心。

5. Passing out in the home of seven strange guys is a safe and sane choice.
在七個(gè)陌生男子家中安眠，這個(gè)決定很安全也很理智。

6. A guy cutting in on you at the club is hot, not creepy.
一個(gè)男人忽然出現(xiàn)在你面前，這很有魅力，一點(diǎn)也不恐怖。

7.Boys are super cute when they kidnap you.
綁架你的男孩是超可愛的。

8. A man who lies about his background would never lie to you about other things.
一個(gè)對(duì)自己身家背景撒謊的男孩絕不會(huì)對(duì)其他事情撒謊。

9. Waking up to assault is no cause for alarm.
醒來發(fā)現(xiàn)被侵犯，也不應(yīng)該有所警覺。

10. Because silence is consent, duh.
因?yàn)槌聊褪峭讌f(xié)。

11. Marrying a dude you just met will in no way end terribly.
和一個(gè)剛剛認(rèn)識(shí)的男人結(jié)婚絕不會(huì)有不好的結(jié)果。

12. Because if you try hard enough, you can change him.
只要你努力改變他，你就可以改變他。

13. Even if you’re a princess, your place is taking care of your man/men.
即使你是一位公主，也應(yīng)該以照顧自己的男人為份內(nèi)職責(zé)。

14. No matter the grievance, you can buy your way to forgiveness.
無論多么委屈，你最后都會(huì)原諒他。

15. And always remember, it’s what’s on the outside that counts.
永遠(yuǎn)記住，外表才是最重要的。