生活大爆炸第二季23.四人去北極度夏，penny惜別Leonard事件

[00:00.00]美劇MP3+LRC [00:03.15]Oh, boy. 好家伙的 [00:06.60]What? 咋了? [00:07.46] 在不違反"我不得批評(píng)你的工作" 協(xié)議之下 我無(wú)法做出評(píng)價(jià) [00:13.02]Then what was "Oh, boy"? 那干嗎說(shuō)"好家伙的"? [00:14.71]Great restraint on my part. 已經(jīng)是極度的克制了 [00:18.29]There's nothing wrong with the science here. 我的科學(xué)工作又沒(méi)錯(cuò) [00:20.55]Perhaps you mean a different thing than I do when you say, "Science." 也許你說(shuō)的"科學(xué)"和我認(rèn)為的 是完全兩碼事 [00:32.08]Okay, how's that? 好吧 現(xiàn)在呢? [00:33.71]You actually had it right in the first place. 實(shí)際上一開(kāi)始你就是對(duì)的 [00:37.53]Once again, you've fallen for one of my classic pranks. 你又被我給忽悠了一把 [00:41.83]Bazinga! 砰呯浜!(泡泡龍游戲里的聲音) [00:48.55]Now here's a peculiar e-mail. 這郵件不多見(jiàn)啊 [00:50.78]The president of the university wants me to meet him at his office tomorrow morning at 8:00 a.m. 校長(zhǎng)要我明天早上八點(diǎn) 去一趟他的辦公室 [00:54.91]- Why? - It doesn't say. It must be an emergency. - 為啥? - 沒(méi)說(shuō)啊 肯定有急事 [00:58.24]Everyone at the university knows I eat breakfast at 8:00 and move my bowels at 8:20. 學(xué)校里每個(gè)人都知道我八點(diǎn)吃早餐 八點(diǎn)二十開(kāi)始做腸道運(yùn)動(dòng) [01:04.43]Yes, how did we live before Twitter? 沒(méi)錯(cuò) 沒(méi)有Twitter之前我們是怎么活的? [01:09.25]I guess you'll find out what it is in the morning. 我想你明天早上就會(huì)知道了 [01:11.78]That's 14 hours away. 那還有14個(gè)鐘頭呢 [01:13.82]For the next 840 minutes, I'm effectively one of Heisenberg's particles; 在接下來(lái)的840分鐘里 我就是海森堡的一顆微粒 (德國(guó)物理學(xué)家 量子力學(xué)創(chuàng)始人之一) [01:17.74]I know where I am or I know how fast I'm going, but I can't know both. 我要么只知道自己在哪兒 要么只知道自己有多快 [01:21.26]Yet how am I supposed to carry on with this huge annoying thing hovering over my head? 這么件煩人的事兒在我腦海盤旋 我這要怎么活下去? [01:26.55]Yeah, I know the feeling. 是啊 感同身受 [01:52.60]Leonard? Leonard? Leonard? [01:54.20]Leonard Leonard Leonard [01:57.54]Sheldon, it's 2:00 in the morning. [01:59.60]Why is everybody keep telling me what time it is? Sheldon 現(xiàn)在是凌晨2點(diǎn) [02:01.20]為啥大伙兒都告知我現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)? [02:03.25]Everybody? [02:04.32]You, the president of the university, his wife, their sullen teenage daughter. 大伙兒? [02:05.92]你 校長(zhǎng) 他妻子 還有他們悶悶不樂(lè)的小女兒 [02:09.29]That entire family is fascinated by what time it is and whether people know it. [02:10.89]他們一家子都像著了魔似的 關(guān)注時(shí)間生怕別人不知道 [02:14.57]You went to President Seibert's house in the middle of the nig? [02:16.17]你大半夜的跑到Seibert校長(zhǎng)家去了? [02:17.73]He didn't respond to my e-mail, his phone number is unlisted. [02:19.33]他沒(méi)回我的郵件 我也沒(méi)他電話號(hào)碼 [02:20.96]Tell me what my other option was. [02:23.41]You could have waited until morning. 我還有其他選擇么 [02:25.98]I know, look who I'm talking to. 你可以等到明天早上啊 [02:27.58]我知道 又是雞同鴨講 [02:29.89]Do you remember the grant proposal I submitted to the National Science Foundation [02:31.49]還記得我提交給國(guó)家科學(xué) 基金會(huì)的撥款提議嗎? [02:34.02]to detect slow-moving monopoles at the magnetic North Pole? [02:35.62]用來(lái)檢測(cè)北極緩慢移動(dòng)的磁單極 [02:37.16]Hardly a day goes by when I don't think about it. [02:38.76]只要不想這事 日子都沒(méi)發(fā)過(guò) [02:40.94]Aw, how nice. [02:42.63]Well, a space opened up at the last minute on the NSF expedition to the Arctic Circle. 嗷 真棒啊 [02:44.23]國(guó)科基金會(huì)極地科考隊(duì) 在最后一刻出現(xiàn)一個(gè)空位 [02:48.33]Wait a minute. [02:49.93]等等 [02:53.33]- He offered to send you to the North Pole? - Yes. [02:55.87]In fact, he was quite enthusiastic. - 他要把你送去北極? - 是的 [02:58.49]He said, "Frankly, if I could send you tonight, I would." 事實(shí)上 他還相當(dāng)熱心呢 [03:00.09]他說(shuō)"坦白講 如果今晚就能 把你送過(guò)去 我絕不猶豫" [03:03.97]Okay, well, do you want to go? [03:06.12]Of course not. I'm a theoretical physict. 那好啊 你想去么? [03:08.77]A career I chose in no small part because it's indoors, 當(dāng)然不想了 我是個(gè)理論物理學(xué)家 [03:10.37]我選擇這個(gè)職業(yè)主要是因?yàn)?它是室內(nèi)工作 [03:11.90]but if I'm able to detect slow-moving magnetic monopoles there, [03:13.50]要是我能去北極探測(cè) 緩慢移動(dòng)的磁單極的話 [03:17.26]I will be the scientis to confirm string theory. [03:20.05]People will write books about me. 我會(huì)成為確認(rèn)弦理論的人了 [03:21.97]Third-graders will create macaroni-art dioramas depicting scenes from my life. 人們會(huì)為我著書立傳 [03:23.57]三年級(jí)的小盆友們會(huì)用通心粉 作透視畫來(lái)描繪我的生活 [03:27.97]Sure, maybe a tableau of me trying to pummel you to death. [03:29.57]沒(méi)錯(cuò) 也許是我玩命把你打死的生動(dòng)場(chǎng)面 [03:32.89]- Sarcasm? - Maybe. [03:34.49]- 諷刺? - 也許 [03:37.36]I'm on the horns of a dilemma. [03:39.58]Can you imagine me, Sheldon Cooper, at the North Pole? 我可真是進(jìn)退兩難啊 [03:41.18]你能想象我 Sheldon Cooper 在北極的情景么? [03:43.32]Easy peasy, I'm doing it right now. [03:44.92]小菜啦 我正在想象呢 [03:46.96]I'm not good with cold, Leonard. [03:48.91]How often have we had to leave a movie theater Leonard 我可怕冷了 [03:51.30]because I got a headache from drinking the Icee too fast? 我們有多少次從電影院里逃出來(lái) [03:52.90]就因?yàn)槲液缺蛯?dǎo)致頭疼了 [03:55.24]- I can't go. - Well, then don't go. [03:57.31]How can you say that? - 我沒(méi)法去 - 那就別去咯 [03:59.72]The scientific opportunity of a lifetime presents itself and my best friend says "Don't go." 這話你也說(shuō)得出口? [04:01.32]終生難遇的科研機(jī)會(huì)出現(xiàn)在眼前 可我最好的朋友勸我說(shuō)"別去" [04:04.14]- All right, then go. - Listen to you. [04:05.74]- 好吧 那去咯 - 你聽(tīng)聽(tīng) [04:09.48]How can I possibly go? [04:11.64]Sheldon, what are the words I can say right now to end this conversation and let me go back to sleep? 我怎么能去呢? [04:13.24]Sheldon 我要說(shuō)什么你才肯罷休 放我回去睡覺(jué)哇? [04:16.54]Odd, President Seibert posed the exact same question. [04:18.14]奇怪 Seibert校長(zhǎng)也是這么問(wèn)我的 [04:23.02]- How was it resolved? - It wasn't. [04:25.12]His wife set their dogs on me and rendered the question moot. - 怎么解決的? - 沒(méi)解決啊 [04:26.72]他妻子把他們家的狗放了出來(lái) 導(dǎo)致這個(gè)問(wèn)題最終懸而未決 [04:30.71]Just imagi. If he says yes, we'll have an entire summer without Sheldon. [04:32.31]你想想 如果他答應(yīng)了 我們就一夏天不用對(duì)著Sheldon了 [04:37.92]We could play outside. [04:39.52]可以出去玩 [04:41.12]We could sit on the left side of the couch. [04:44.06]I could use the bathroom at 8:20. 可以坐在沙發(fā)左邊兒 [04:45.66]我可以在八點(diǎn)二十上廁所 [04:50.65]Our dreams are very small, aren't they? [04:52.25]我們的夢(mèng)想還真夠小的 不是嗎? [04:55.34]Good news, gentlemen, I have tentatively accepted... [04:56.94]好消息 我暫時(shí)同意了... [04:58.81]Yeah! [05:00.41]好耶! [05:05.06]the invitation to join the Arctic Expedition. [05:06.66]加入極地科考隊(duì)的邀請(qǐng) [05:08.48]- It's not gonna be the same without you. - Godspeed. [05:10.08]- 我們會(huì)想念你的 - 祝你好運(yùn) [05:11.72]Thank you, but your sentiments may be premature. [05:13.32]多謝 不過(guò)你們情緒釋放的太早了 [05:15.27]Ooh, I don't like where this is going. [05:18.17]I would like to propose... 噢 我有不祥的預(yù)感 [05:20.67]that the three of you accompany me. 我建議... [05:23.49]To the North Pole? 讓你們仨陪我一起去 [05:26.24]Yes. 去北極? [05:27.22]Is this just so we won't touch your stuff while you're away? 是的 [05:28.82]是為了防止你不在時(shí) 我們碰你東西? [05:31.93]I'll admit that was a concern. [05:34.57]But the fact is, I'll need a support team. 我承認(rèn)這是顧慮之一 [05:36.68]- And the three of you are my first choice. - Really? 但實(shí)情是 我需要一支支援小隊(duì) [05:38.28]- 你們仨則是我的首選 - 真的假的? [05:40.15]Well, there are others who might be more qualified, [05:41.94]but the thought of interviewing them gave me a stomachache. 也許有其他人更加勝任 [05:43.54]可一想到要給他們面試我就胃疼 [05:45.58]Now, I know I'm proposing an enormous undertaking, [05:48.05]so why don't you take a few moments discuss it? 我知道這是件大事 [05:49.65]你們幾個(gè)何不花點(diǎn)時(shí)間商量一下? [05:53.54]We're not really gonna go to the North Pole with him, are we? [05:56.28]I'm still within earshot! 我們?cè)摬粫?huì)真跟他去北極吧? [05:57.88]我還聽(tīng)得見(jiàn)噢! [05:59.59]You may want to wait for my door to close. [06:01.19]你們可以等我關(guān)了門再說(shuō) [06:04.11]We're not really gonna go to the North Pole with him, are we? [06:07.06]Hang on. Let's talk about it. 我們?cè)摬粫?huì)真跟他去北極吧? [06:09.08]This is a National Science Foundation expedition. 等等 我們先商量一下唄 [06:11.40]I don't know how we can turn it down. 這是國(guó)家科學(xué)基金會(huì)的科考隊(duì) [06:13.41]Easy. Instead of saying, "No, we don't want to go on an NSF expedition," 我不知道怎么可能拒絕 [06:15.01]好辦啊 不要說(shuō)"不 我們不想 參加國(guó)科會(huì)的科考隊(duì)" [06:17.41]say, "No, we don't want to spend "three months stuck in a cabin in the Arctic Circle with an anal nutbag." [06:19.01]要說(shuō)"不 我們不想和瘋子 在極地小屋待三個(gè)月" [06:24.26]But if we were part of the team that confirmed string theory, [06:25.86]但如果我們成了確認(rèn)弦理論的人 [06:27.76]we could drink for free in any bar in any college town [06:29.36]我們?cè)谟懈鼜?qiáng)科研項(xiàng)目的大學(xué)的 [06:31.09]with a university that has a strong science program. [06:32.69]大學(xué)城里的任何酒吧喝個(gè)夠 [06:35.75]Howard, this is big science. [06:37.42]You could be the engineer who builds the equipment that puts us on the ver of magazines. Howard 這是重大的科學(xué)問(wèn)題 [06:39.02]你制作的設(shè)備能讓我們大家都 成為雜志的封面人物 [06:41.88]I could also be the engineer who builds the crossbow that kills Sheldon. [06:43.48]我制作的十字弓也能殺了Sheldon [06:50.32]You still might get on a magazine. [06:51.92]你還是會(huì)上雜志封面 [06:54.29]- So you guys are seriously considering this? - Yes. [06:55.89]- 你們還真在考慮了? - 沒(méi)錯(cuò) [06:57.88]And you think you can put up with Sheldon? [06:59.82]Well, I'm a Hindu. 你們可以忍受Sheldon? [07:02.34]My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life we are rewarded in the next. 我是印度人 [07:03.94]我的宗教說(shuō)如果我們這一世受苦 下一世會(huì)得到回報(bào)的 [07:07.15]Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon, [07:09.01]and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings! 和Sheldon在北極呆三個(gè)月 [07:10.61]我就能轉(zhuǎn)世投胎成一個(gè) 長(zhǎng)翅膀的大屌億萬(wàn)富翁了! [07:20.68]Well, gentlemen, have you reached a decision? [07:22.28]先生們 你們做好決定了嗎? [07:23.82]- I'm in. - Me too. [07:25.42]- 我去 - 我也是 [07:28.01]Oh, damn it. Peer pressure. Fine. [07:29.61]哦 該死 壓力好大哦 好吧 [07:32.05]Excellent.Just an FYI, as I am the expedition's team leader, [07:33.65]很好 告訴你們哈 因?yàn)槲沂强瓶缄?duì)的隊(duì)長(zhǎng) [07:35.87]protocol dictates that be phrased, "Fine, sir." [07:37.47]注意說(shuō)話禮節(jié) "好的 長(zhǎng)官" [07:39.39]But don't worry, there will be a briefing. [07:40.99]但不用擔(dān)心 會(huì)給你們簡(jiǎn)報(bào)的 [07:50.91]- Penny. - Sheldon. [07:52.51]- Penny - Sheldon [08:00.93]- Pey. - Sheldon. [08:02.53]- Penny - Sheldon [08:05.35]- Penny. - Sheldon. [08:07.07]- Penny. - Sheldon. - Penny - Sheldon [08:08.84]- Penny! - Sheldon! - Penny - Sheldon [08:10.56]Penny! - Penny! - Sheldon! [08:12.98]What do you want? Penny! [08:13.64]I need access to the Cheesecake Factory's walk-in freezer. 你想干嘛? [08:15.24]我要用奶酪蛋糕工廠的冷凍倉(cāng)庫(kù) [08:17.21]Now, honey, I already told you, the hamburger meat is fresh and stored at a safe temperature. [08:18.81]哦 寶貝 我都告訴過(guò)你了 漢堡肉 儲(chǔ)藏在安全溫度下 很新鮮 [08:22.92]No. This is to train for a three-moh expedition to the magnetic North Pole. [08:24.52]不 這是為了去北極三月科考訓(xùn)練 [08:28.43]What? [08:29.95]I don't know how that sentence could possibly confuseou... 啥? [08:31.55]我不知道這句話你咋就不懂呢... [08:35.21]but to elaborate, I'm going to the Arctic Circle with Leonard, Wolowitz and Koothrappali. [08:36.81]但還是要解釋一下 我要和Leonard Wolowitz和Koothrappali去北極圈 [08:40.28]- You're all going? - Yes. [08:41.77]- For three months? - Yes. - 你們都去? - 對(duì) [08:44.32]Excuse me. - 去三個(gè)月? - 對(duì) [08:45.92]失陪一下 [08:47.96]Is that a yes or a no on the freezer? [08:50.32]The woman has the attention span of a gnat. 冷凍庫(kù)到底讓不讓我用啊? [08:51.92]這女人注意力咋就集中不起來(lái) [08:54.26]Hey, Leonard. Sheldon says you're going to the North Pole. [08:57.15]Yeah. Pretty cool, huh? 嘿 Leonard Sheldon說(shuō)你要去北極 [08:59.11]Yeah. I'm just a little surprised you didn't tell me. 對(duì) 很酷 對(duì)吧? [09:01.98]Oh, well, it all happened kind of fast. 對(duì) 只是你沒(méi)告訴我 我有點(diǎn)吃驚 [09:04.03]And we had to get physicals and buy thermal underwear and study up on, you know, snow and stuff. 哦 這一切發(fā)生的有點(diǎn)突然 [09:05.63]我們得做體檢 買保暖內(nèi)衣 研究一下 你知道 雪之類的東西 [09:11.45]Sorry, I was gonna tell you. [09:12.74]Oh, hey, no, you don't have to apologize. 對(duì)不起嘛 我本來(lái)是要告訴你的 [09:14.85]There's no reason you have to tell me. I was just... you know, surprised. 哦 嘿 不 你不用道歉啊 [09:16.45]你也沒(méi)必要告訴我啊 我只是...對(duì)吧 吃驚 [09:18.19]Yes, yes, you were busy, you were surprised, all very fascinating. [09:21.01]Now where do we stand on the freezer? 對(duì) 對(duì) 你很忙 你很吃驚 都很有意思 [09:22.61]冷凍庫(kù)的事到底咋說(shuō)? [09:24.14]Is he serious? [09:25.62]Actually, it would help. 他說(shuō)真的? [09:27.57]All right, I'll see what I can do. 其實(shí)吧 會(huì)有幫助的 [09:30.04]So, three months at the Nth Pole. 好吧 我來(lái)看看我能做點(diǎn)什么吧 [09:31.64]說(shuō)來(lái) 在北極呆三個(gè)月 [09:33.37]- Wow, that is... awesome. - Yeah. [09:34.97]- 哇 這...太棒了 - 是啊 [09:36.70]I'm sorry, but at what point do you put this see what you can do plan into action? [09:38.30]對(duì)不起 但你啥時(shí)候能把 "看看能做點(diǎn)什么"付諸于實(shí)踐呢? [09:43.33]Just a warning, Sheldon-- The freezer locks from the outside. [09:44.93]警告你一下 Sheldon... 冷凍庫(kù)的門可是從外上鎖的 [09:52.68]- Did she seem upset to you? - No. [09:54.28]- 你說(shuō)她有不爽嗎? - 沒(méi) [09:55.86]- Did she seem upset to you? - No. [09:57.70]Oh, good, I got it right. - 你說(shuō)她有不爽嗎? - 沒(méi) [09:59.30]哦 好的 我猜對(duì)了 [10:01.97]Are you upset? [10:04.42]- A little bit. - Two for two. I'm on fire. 你心里不爽? [10:06.02]- 有點(diǎn) - 又對(duì)一題 百發(fā)百中啊 [10:10.09]I mean, I know she's not my girlfriend or anything, [10:12.57]but wouldn't you thinkshe'd feel a little bad that I'm going to be gone for the whole summer? 我是說(shuō) 我知道她不是我女友啥的 [10:14.17]但你覺(jué)得我整個(gè)夏天都不在 她會(huì)不會(huì)有一點(diǎn)難過(guò)呢? [10:16.61]That feels like a bonus question. [10:18.21]這好像是個(gè)附加問(wèn)題啊 [10:19.99]I'm going to stop here while I'm ahead, but I've had a great time. [10:21.59]我比分領(lǐng)先所以我先閃啦 但我玩的很開(kāi)心哦 [10:33.88]All right, the purpose of this drill [10:37.16]is to acclimate us to the use otools in extreme temperatures 好的 這次訓(xùn)練的目的 [10:40.47]such as we will face in the Arctic Circle. 是讓我們適應(yīng)在惡劣的溫度下 運(yùn)用各種工具 [10:42.86]- Where are your tools? - Right here. 這與我們要在北極面對(duì)的環(huán)境一樣 [10:47.50]All right, team, open up your practice kits. - 你的工具呢? - 在這 [10:50.07]As the university did not permit me to bring the actual equipment 好的 隊(duì)員們 打開(kāi)你們的練習(xí)工具包 [10:53.40]we'll be using to the Cheesecake Factory, 由于學(xué)校不允許我拿真正的裝備 [10:55.36]because apparently, I'm "ridiculous," 來(lái)奶酪蛋糕工廠 [10:58.53]I've provided substitutes which will exercise your fine motor skills. 因?yàn)楹茱@然 我很"可笑" [11:02.21]Leonard, you will be doing a series of complex mathematical problems 我提供了一些替代品 來(lái)訓(xùn)練你們的運(yùn)動(dòng)技巧 [11:06.50]on a vintage Casio model 1175 calculator watch I received Leonard 你要做一系列 復(fù)雜的數(shù)學(xué)題 [11:10.57]when I won the Earth Science medal in 3rd grade. 用一個(gè)過(guò)時(shí)的卡西歐 1175型計(jì)算手表 [11:14.91]Treat it with respect. 這是我三年級(jí)贏得 地球科學(xué)獎(jiǎng)?wù)聲r(shí)得到的 [11:17.61]Raj, you will be painting sideburns and a Van Dyke 好好用它 [11:21.65]on a six-inch figurine of Legolas the elf. Raj 你要給一個(gè)六英尺的 萊格拉斯精靈模型 [11:25.06]Now, remember, a Van Dyke is a goatee without a mustache. 畫連鬢胡和短尖胡須 [11:28.38]要記住短尖胡須是 下巴上的胡子 嘴唇上沒(méi)有 [11:30.23]Wolowitz, you will be completing a series of delicate surgical procedures [11:34.55]on the classic children's game "Operation." Wolowitz 你要用 經(jīng)典兒童玩具"手術(shù)" [11:37.87]完成一系列精細(xì)的手術(shù)程序 [11:40.93]To begin with, you will remove funny bone for two hundred dollars. [11:44.25]首先 200美元移除肘部尺骨端 [11:48.34]For this I went to MIT. [11:51.28]And begin. 就是因?yàn)檫@個(gè)我進(jìn)的麻省理工 [11:54.60]開(kāi)始 [11:58.10]I think I swallowed some paint! [12:00.64]I can't press any of the buttons with my gloves. 我想我吞掉了一些顏料! [12:04.86]Oh, son of a bitch! 戴著手套我根本不能按按鍵 [12:07.76]Adversity is to be expected. Continue. 哦 狗娘養(yǎng)的! [12:10.96]Oh, boy, am I gonna get sued. 這些困難我們會(huì)遇到的 繼續(xù) [12:14.93]- Okay, I can't do this. - Me either. 哦 天啊 我要被起訴了 [12:16.91]Gentlemen, use your imagination. Innovate. - 好吧 我做不來(lái)這個(gè) - 我也是 [12:19.59]Did Han Solo let Luke Skywalker freeze to death on the ice planet of Hoth? No. 先生們 發(fā)揮你們的想象力 創(chuàng)新 [12:22.91]漢索羅有沒(méi)有讓盧克天行者 在霍斯星球上凍死呢? 沒(méi)有 [12:25.66]He cut open a tauntaun and used its internal body heat to warm him up. [12:28.98]他把一個(gè)駝駝切開(kāi) 用它體內(nèi)的熱量來(lái)取暖 [12:30.59]You heard the man. Hold him down and I'll cut him open. [12:33.52]Hang on, I know I don't possess the tools of leadership, 你們也聽(tīng)到了 把他按住 我來(lái)把他切開(kāi) [12:36.79]but I don't understand why we can't assemble the equipment inside the hut and then take it outside. 等一下 我知道我不是領(lǐng)導(dǎo) [12:40.11]但我不懂我們?yōu)槭裁床荒茉谖堇?裝好設(shè)備 然后再拿到屋外 [12:43.30]I hadn't thought of that. [12:47.41]I guess we're done here. 這我倒沒(méi)想過(guò) [12:50.73]我看可以收工了 [12:53.56]Here, drink slash eat this. [12:57.32]What is it? 給 吃掉喝掉這個(gè) [12:58.38]Hot chocolate with a stick of butter. [13:00.64]這是啥? [13:02.46]Okay, why? 黃油棒加熱巧克力 [13:03.91]Because in the frigid temperatures in the Arctic, [13:05.88]we need to consume at least 5,000 calories a day just to maintain our body weight. 好的 為什么? [13:07.23]因?yàn)樵诒睒O嚴(yán)酷的溫度下 [13:09.96]Sheldon, you know I can't eat butter. I'm lactose intolerant. 只是為了保持體重 我們一天 至少要消耗5000卡的熱量 [13:12.72]Way ahead of you, that's an I Can't Believe It's Not Butter stick. Sheldon 你知道我不能吃黃油的 我不耐乳糖 [13:16.88]But Mummy, all the other guys are going to the Northole. 早料到你會(huì)這么說(shuō) 這是 我不敢相信這不是黃油棒 [13:20.02]I don't care what the other guys are doing. 但媽咪 其他人都去北極啊 [13:22.17]If the other guys jumped in the Bay of Bengal and tried to swim to Sri Lanka, would you follow them? 我不管其他人干什么 [13:25.49]如果其他人跳進(jìn)孟加拉灣 試著 游去斯里蘭卡 你會(huì)跟著他們嗎? [13:27.08]If you were standing behind me nagging, I might. [13:30.84]Don't talk back to your mother. 要是你在我背后嘮叨的話 我會(huì)的 [13:32.66]This trip is much too dangerous, Rajesh. 別跟你媽頂嘴 [13:34.65]No, it's not. Howard, tell them. 這次旅行太危險(xiǎn)了 Rajesh [13:37.93]Doctor and Mrs. Koothrappali, namaste. 不 不是的 Howard 給他們說(shuō)說(shuō) [13:42.66]I undersnd your concern, but if it'll make you feel any better, my mother is fine with me going, Koothrappali博士和夫人 你們好 [13:47.19]and this is a woman who kept a safety rail on my bed until I was 17. 我理解你們的擔(dān)憂 這樣說(shuō) 你們會(huì)好過(guò)點(diǎn) 我媽贊同我去 [13:50.51]她可是到我17歲時(shí)才把 我床上的安全圍欄拆下來(lái) [13:52.20]So, she has no problem with her son being eaten by a walrus? [13:55.96]That's very unlikely, Mrs. Koothrappali. 她一點(diǎn)不擔(dān)心自己兒子被海象吃掉? [13:58.16]If Raj dies, it'll be from frostbite, gangrene, 這不可能 Koothrappali夫人 [14:01.40]acute sunburn or being ripped to shreds by a 1,500 pound polar bear. 如果Raj死了 肯定是由于凍瘡 壞疽 [14:04.72]嚴(yán)重曬傷或是被 1500磅的北極熊撕成碎片 [14:06.45]Ma, I'm putting you on speakerphone with Raj's parents. [14:09.82]Can you tell themthat you're okay with me going to the Arctic? 媽 我打開(kāi)揚(yáng)聲器 讓你和Rajesh的爸媽說(shuō)說(shuō)話 [14:13.35]Arctic? I thought you said Arkansas! 能告訴他們你不反對(duì)我去北極嗎? [14:16.67]北極? 我以為你是說(shuō)阿肯色來(lái)著! [14:19.22]I didn't say that. You never listen to me! [14:21.69]He doesn't tell me anything! 我可沒(méi)那么說(shuō) 你從來(lái)不仔細(xì)聽(tīng)我說(shuō)! [14:23.48]He lives a secret life because he's ashamed! [14:25.01]他沒(méi)告訴過(guò)我任何事! [14:26.80]他因?yàn)楹﹄^(guò)著密閉的生活! [14:28.67]Hey, Leonard, can I talk to you for a sec? [14:30.36]Sure, but let's go out here where there's a little less yelling and guilt. [14:31.99]嘿 Leonard 能和你說(shuō)兩句嗎? [14:33.68]當(dāng)然 不過(guò)我們還是出去說(shuō)吧 外面沒(méi)人嚎叫 沒(méi)罪惡感 [14:35.91]What's up? [14:37.33]Well, I got yoa little going away present. [14:39.40]Oh, a blanket. 什么事? [14:41.37]Oh, no, no, no, not just a blanket. See, it has sleeves. 我給你準(zhǔn)備了點(diǎn)旅途小禮物 [14:42.72]噢 一條毛毯 [14:44.69]噢 不 不 可不只是一條毯子 瞧 它是有袖子的 [14:47.83]Yeah! [14:52.65]So, you can, you know, be all snoodled up while you do your science stuff. 不錯(cuò)哦! [14:56.61]Oh, wow, cool. 有了它 當(dāng)你工作時(shí)覺(jué)得冷了 就可以把自己包裹的暖暖的了 [15:00.84]Oh, I'm gonna miss you. 噢 哇哦 真不錯(cuò) [15:04.16]噢 我會(huì)想念你的 [15:10.45]- See you later. - Bye. [15:13.77]- 再見(jiàn) - 拜 [15:17.42]I told you no! [15:19.01]Why don't you believe me? [15:20.47]'Cause it doesn't make sense to me! 我告訴你沒(méi)有了! [15:22.99]How can it be thatin the entire country of India, 你怎么就是不信吶? [15:23.79]因?yàn)檫@完全講不通! [15:26.13]there isn't one Outback Steakhouse? 怎么可能在偌大一個(gè)印度 [15:29.45]都找不到一家澳洲扒座? (世界連鎖的一家西餐屋) [15:36.77]Sheldon... Sheldon? [15:39.31]I want a cookie, Meemaw. Sheldon... Sheldon? [15:44.08]Sheldon, it's me. 奶奶 我想吃餅干 [15:45.37]But Meemaw just made cookies. [15:47.40]Sheldon 是我 [15:49.54]Listen, I don't know if I can go on the expedition. 但我奶奶剛做好了曲奇餅干 [15:52.73]What? 聽(tīng)我說(shuō) 我不知道能不能去北極 [15:53.75]I don't think I can go to the North Pole. [15:56.20]Okay, Leonard, I know you're concerned about disappointing me 什么? [15:57.07]我想我不能去了 [16:00.95]but I want you to take comfort from the knowledge that my expectations of you are very low. 好吧 Leonard 我知道你是在擔(dān)心 你的表現(xiàn)會(huì)讓我失望 [16:04.27]但這么說(shuō)吧 可以讓你安心點(diǎn) 其實(shí)我對(duì)你的期望值是非常低的 [16:08.05]Yeah, that's very comforting. [16:10.24]Comforting is a part of leadership. 是啊 這可真是安撫了我 [16:12.22]It's not a part I care for, but such is my burden. 安撫也算一種領(lǐng)導(dǎo)才能 [16:15.48]Terrific, it's just that I don't think Penny wants me to go. 雖然不是我非常在意的 但該做還是得做 [16:19.57]Assuming that's a valid reason not to go, wch it isn't, how do you know this? 很好 我只是想說(shuō)Penny 好像并不想讓我去 [16:22.89]就算這是你不去的正當(dāng)理由...顯然也不是 你怎么知道她不想你去呢? [16:25.33]- Did she say it? - Not exactly. [16:28.22]But she said she was gonna miss me and she gave me this. - 她這么說(shuō)了嗎? - 那倒沒(méi)有 [16:31.54]但她說(shuō)她會(huì)想念我的 還給了我這個(gè) [16:35.06]What is it? [16:36.28]It's a blanket with sleeves. [16:37.82]Oh, that's clever. 這是什么? [16:39.60]是一個(gè)有袖子的毯子 [16:42.58]Let me see if I understand this correctly. 哇 真聰明啊 [16:44.68]Her missing you is an emotional state you find desirable? 看看我理解的對(duì)不 [16:49.23]- Yes, obviously. - All right. 她對(duì)你的想念之情是你所希望的吧? [16:51.02]Well, given that missing you is predicated on you leaving, [16:52.55]- 對(duì) 顯然 - 好吧 [16:55.17]logic dictates you must leave. 那么 既然思念是要以你離開(kāi)為前提 [16:59.52]Yes, okay, but I'm gonna be gone for three months. 邏輯上來(lái)說(shuō)是你必須離開(kāi) [17:02.83]What if she doesn't miss me that long and she meets someone else? 好吧 但是我要走三個(gè)月呢 [17:06.66]She does have a short attention span. 如果她不能想念我這么長(zhǎng)時(shí)間 她遇到了別人呢? [17:10.11]- So, I can't . - Leonard, you may be right. 她的注意力是有點(diǎn)渙散 [17:13.22]It appears that Penny secretly wants you in her life in a very intimate and carnal fashion. - 所以 我不能走 - Leonard 也許你是對(duì)的 [17:16.54]看起來(lái)Penny內(nèi)心希望你是她生活一部分 非常親密又有肉體接觸的那種 [17:19.61]You really think so? [17:20.85]Of course not. [17:22.93]你真這么認(rèn)為? [17:24.88]Even in my sleep-deprived state, I've managed to pull off another one of my classic pranks. 當(dāng)然不是 [17:28.20]即使是在我缺乏睡眠的狀態(tài)下 我還是成功上演了經(jīng)典忽悠之作啊 [17:30.80]Bazinga! [17:34.12]砰呯浜! [17:40.42]Oh, Leonard, what time is it? [17:42.09]It's 7:00 a.m.I'm sorry it's early, [17:43.66]but we're leaving soon, and I needed to talk to you. 噢 Leonard 現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)了? [17:46.29]Okay. 早晨7點(diǎn) 很抱歉吵醒你了 [17:48.30]What did you mean when you said you're going to miss me? 但我們馬上要走了 我要和你談?wù)? [17:49.61]好吧 [17:52.06]Um, I don't know. 你當(dāng)時(shí)說(shuō)你會(huì)想我是什么意思? [17:54.49]You'll be gone and I'll notice. 呃嗯 我不知道 [17:57.81]你要走了 我會(huì)注意到這一點(diǎn) [17:59.51]Okay, well, um, what about this? What does this mean? [18:04.25]Wine, credit card and late night television are a bad combination. 好吧 那么 這個(gè)是怎么回事? 這代表什么呢? [18:07.57]我想是酒精作用 信用卡賬單和 深夜電視混在一起的"杰作"? [18:10.56]All right, fine. What about that really long hug? What did that mean? [18:13.88]好吧 那那個(gè)長(zhǎng)時(shí)間的擁抱呢? 代表什么? [18:15.93]That wasn't a long hug. [18:17.91]It was at least five Mississippis. 那擁抱時(shí)間可不長(zhǎng) [18:22.18]A standard hug is two Mississippis tops. 至少是5個(gè)密西西比了 [18:25.50]標(biāo)準(zhǔn)擁抱是兩個(gè)密西西比長(zhǎng) 頂多了 [18:28.42]Leonard, I don't know what to tell you. It was just a hug. [18:32.47]- Glad we cleared that up. - Yeah. Leonard 我不知道怎么說(shuō) 不過(guò)是個(gè)擁抱 [18:34.66]I guess I'll see you. - 很高興我們把話說(shuō)清楚了 - 是的 [18:35.90]- Okay, have a safe trip. - Thank you. [18:37.98]我想我該走了 [18:39.81]- Bye. - Okay, bye. - 好的 一路順風(fēng) - 謝謝 [18:43.13]- 再見(jiàn) - 好的 拜 [18:46.94]It means I wish you weren't going. [18:50.26]那代表我希望你不要走 [18:58.25]- Damn it. - What? [19:00.10]We're out of ice. [19:03.16]All right, men, we begin initial assembly and deployment of the testing equipment - 該死的 - 怎么了? [19:04.42]沒(méi)冰塊兒了 [19:06.95]starting tomorrow at 0700 hours, 好了 各位 我們明早7點(diǎn)正準(zhǔn)時(shí)開(kāi)始 [19:09.66]but until then, you are all off duty. [19:11.27]組裝和部署測(cè)試設(shè)備 [19:12.85]I suggest you keep the shenanigans to a minimum as medical help is 18 hours away by dogsled. 在那之前 你們都可以先休息 [19:17.17]我希望你們最好不要搞惡作劇 因?yàn)槌搜┣?醫(yī)療救助要18小時(shí)才能到達(dá) [19:19.41]- What are you working on? - Crossbow. [19:25.07]Hey, guys, can I just say something? - 你在干什么? - 練十字弓 [19:26.82]How about we take a moment to think about where we are right now? [19:30.19]This is literally the top of the world. 嘿 伙計(jì)們 聽(tīng)我說(shuō) [19:31.14]想想我們現(xiàn)在在哪兒好嗎? [19:33.20]Only a handful of people in all of human history will ever see what we are going to see. 這里可是真正的世界之巔 [19:38.83]He's right. 這世上只有極一小撮人 能看到我們即將看到的東西 [19:40.18]- Yeah, wow. - It is remarkable. [19:43.15]他說(shuō)的對(duì) [19:45.11]So, who's up for a movie? - 是啊 哇噢! - 這太了不起了 [19:47.23]Good idea, what do you think? [19:48.67]Ice Station Zebra or John Carpenter's The Thing? 那么 誰(shuí)要看電影? [19:52.15]- I say double feature. - Dinner's ready! 好主意 你們想看什么 [19:52.99]還是? [19:55.57]What are we having? - 我建議兩場(chǎng)聯(lián)播 - 晚餐好了! [19:56.67]Reconstituted Thai food. [19:59.72]- Did you bring the dehydrated low-sodium**? - Check. 我們今天吃什么? [20:00.99]沖調(diào)性泰國(guó)菜 [20:02.76]- Freezeried spicy mustard? - Check. - 你帶了脫水低鈉醬汁嗎? - 瞧 [20:04.60]Flash-frozen brown rice, not white? [20:06.88]Uh, oh, sorry. - 冷凍香辣芥末? - 有 [20:10.26]Not to worry. I hid it. 速凍糙米呢 不是白米? [20:11.20]呃 噢 抱歉 [20:15.10]Bazinga! 別擔(dān)心 我藏起來(lái)了 [20:19.42]砰砰浜! [20:21.52]You're in my spot. [20:25.84]你坐在我的座兒上了 [20:32.10]There's no time for a crossbow. Find me an icicle. [20:36.42]沒(méi)時(shí)間練十字弓了 快給我找一冰錐子 [20:39.19]Three months. This is gonna be great! [20:43.51]三個(gè)月 贊啊!

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