生活大爆炸第二季14: Sheldon借錢(qián)給penny及Leonard幫penny向前男友討債事件

[00:00.00]美劇MP3+LRC [00:04.59]The problem appears to be unsolvable. 問(wèn)題看來(lái)是解不出了 [00:06.44]Maybe we could run some computer simulations. 做電腦模擬試試呢 [00:08.53]There are too many variables. It would take forever. 變量太多 一輩子都弄不完 [00:11.05]We've got to be missing something. 肯定漏下啥了 [00:13.57]Let's start again. 咱重來(lái)一次 [00:15.02]The movie is playing here at 7:20, here at 7:40, here at 8:10 and here at 8:45. 電影在這是7:20上映 這是7:40 這是8:10 這里是8:45 [00:21.67]- These theaters have to be eliminated. - Why? - 這些影院要排除掉 - 為啥? [00:24.53]They're state-of-the-art digital projection, 20-channel surround sound. 這有最先進(jìn)的數(shù)碼放映機(jī) 20通路環(huán)繞立體聲 [00:27.39]Yes, but they have no Icee machines. 是 但那沒(méi)有冰吸飲料機(jī) [00:31.17]Despite my aggressive letter-writing campaign, I might add. 還無(wú)視我的寫(xiě)信抗議 順便說(shuō)一下 [00:34.95]What about the multiplex here? The seats are terrific. 這個(gè)多功能影廳怎么樣? 座位舒服極了 [00:37.72]They have Twizzlers instead of Red Vines. 那的繩子糖是Twizzlers牌而不是Red Vines的 [00:39.73]No amount of lumbar support can compensate for that. 坐著腰部再舒服也無(wú)法彌補(bǔ) [00:43.79]Well, it's gonna take at least an hour to eat, 吃飯至少要花上一小時(shí) [00:45.69]and I don't see a Sheldon-approved restaurant proximate to a Sheldon-approved theater. 咋就找不到Sheldon許可餐廳 和Sheldon許可影院挨著那種呢 [00:50.09]- We could eat after the movie. - Unacceptable. - 咱可以看完再吃 - 不可以 [00:52.75]The delay would result in tomorrow morning's bowel movement occurring at work. 晚吃飯的話(huà) 明早工作時(shí)該想排便了 [00:57.77]Hang on, hang on. There's a 7-Eleven here. 別急 別急 這有個(gè)7-11便利店 [01:00.86]We smuggle Srpies, which are essentially Icees, in under our coats, 我們把思樂(lè)冰雪泥藏衣服里帶進(jìn)去 就當(dāng)做冰吸果飲 [01:04.72]after having a pleasant meal either here, here or here. 之前呢 先在這 這或這飽餐一頓 [01:10.68]I don't see how we missed that. 剛才咋沒(méi)發(fā)現(xiàn)呢 [01:12.08]Excuse me, in what universe are Slurpies Icees? 打擾一下 啥時(shí)候思樂(lè)冰雪泥 成了冰吸果飲的一種了? [01:17.93]That's how we missed it. 所以沒(méi)發(fā)現(xiàn)唄 [01:20.25]Sheldon, would you be prepared, on a non-precedential basis, Sheldon 你能不能就破例一次 [01:22.87]to create an emergency ad hoc Slurpie-Icee equivalency? 緊急臨時(shí)把這倆飲品等同看待? [01:26.03]Oh, Leonard, you know I can't do that. 哦 Leonard 你知道我做不到 [01:30.96]Okay, I guess we only have one option. 好了 看來(lái)只有一個(gè)法子了 [01:32.91]Yep, I don't see any way around it. 是啊 別無(wú)他法 [01:35.80]- Bye, Sheldon. - See ya. - 拜 Sheldon - 再見(jiàn) [01:36.73]Stay loose. 不用送 [01:44.51]They're right, it was the only option. 他們沒(méi)錯(cuò) 就這一個(gè)辦法了 [02:14.72]Ooh, ooh, shut the door, shut the door. [02:16.12]- Why? - Just do it! 噢噢 關(guān)門(mén) 關(guān)門(mén) [02:18.90]- 為啥? - 關(guān)就是了! [02:22.55]- Get inside and shut the door. - Well, you didn't specify. [02:25.33]- 進(jìn)來(lái)再關(guān)門(mén) - 你又沒(méi)說(shuō)清楚 [02:29.02]Is Leonard around? [02:30.02]He went to the movies without me. [02:31.99]It was the only option. Leonard在嗎? [02:32.80]他去看電影了 沒(méi)帶上我 [02:34.77]只有這樣子才行 [02:42.59]I'm sorry, I don't understand which social situation this is. [02:46.17]Could you give me some guidance as to how to proceed? 抱歉 我還沒(méi)搞清是什么狀況 [02:48.66]The building manager's showing an apartment downstairs, and I haven't paid my rent. 你能給點(diǎn)指示告訴我接下來(lái)干啥嗎? [02:51.44]大樓管理人在樓下介紹房子呢 我還沒(méi)付房租 [02:52.99]Oh, I see. [02:55.59]Penny, I'm not sure I'm comfortable harboring a fugitive from the 2311 North Los Robles Corporation. 哦 明白了 [02:58.37]Penny 我好像不太喜歡私藏 北Los Robles公寓樓2311號(hào)逃犯 [03:01.19]It's no big deal.I'm just a little behind on my bills [03:03.74]because they cut back my hours at the restaurant and my car broke down. 沒(méi)啥大不了的 我就是有點(diǎn)缺錢(qián) [03:07.02]If you recall, I pointed out the "check engine" light to you several months ago. 因?yàn)樗麄兿鳒p了我的上班時(shí)間 而且我的車(chē)還壞了 [03:09.80]你還記得的話(huà) 幾個(gè)月前我跟你 提過(guò)"檢查引擎"指示燈的事 [03:12.51]The "check engine" light is fine. It's still blinking away. [03:15.29]"檢查引擎"的燈沒(méi)事 還閃啊閃呢 [03:17.42]It's the stupid engine that stopped working. [03:21.01]It cost me like $1,200 to fix it. 是那倒霉引擎壞掉了 [03:24.23]You know, it occurs to me you could solve all your problems by obtaining more money. 花了我1200塊去修 [03:27.01]知道么 我突然想到 你可以?huà)旮噱X(qián)來(lái)解決這些問(wèn)題 [03:32.21]Yes, it occurs to me, too. [03:35.90]Hang on a moment. 是哈 我也想到了 [03:38.68]等下 [03:47.40]Here. Take some. Pay me back when you can. [03:51.05]Wow, you got a lot of money in there. 來(lái) 拿點(diǎn)吧 有錢(qián)了再還 [03:53.15]That's why it's guarded by snakes. 哇 里面錢(qián)還不少啊 [03:55.93]所以才派蛇來(lái)看守嘛 [03:58.09]- Take some. - Don't be silly. [03:59.87]I'm never silly. - 拿點(diǎn)吧 - 別犯傻了 [04:03.39]- Here. - No, I can't. 我才不傻 [04:05.43]Don't you need money? - 拿著 - 不 不行 [04:06.64]- Well, yeah, but... - This is money I'm not using. [04:08.93]But what if you need it? 你不是需要錢(qián)嗎? [04:10.67]My expenses account for 46. 9% of my after-tax income. - 需要 但是... - 這些錢(qián)我用不著 [04:11.71]那用得上時(shí)咋辦? [04:14.44]The rest is divvied up between a small savings account, 我的花銷(xiāo)占我稅后工資的46.9% [04:17.22]this deceptive container of peanut brittle 其他錢(qián)就分?jǐn)偨o小的儲(chǔ)蓄帳戶(hù) [04:19.44]and the hollowed-out buttocks of a superhero action figure 也就是這個(gè)糊弄人的花生脆罐子 [04:22.79]who shall remain nameless for his own protection. 還有一個(gè)超級(jí)英雄手辦 被掏空的屁股 [04:25.57]為了他的安全起見(jiàn)將繼續(xù)隱姓埋名 [04:28.26]Or her own protection. [04:31.04]或者說(shuō)為了她的安全起見(jiàn) [04:34.33]- Take some. - Really? I mean, are you sure? [04:36.99]I see no large upcoming expenditures unless they develop an affordable technology - 拿點(diǎn)吧 - 真的? 你確定? [04:40.77]to fuse my skeleton with adamantium like Wolverine. 我看不會(huì)有什么大的開(kāi)銷(xiāo) 除非發(fā)明了負(fù)擔(dān)得起的科技 [04:43.55]可以讓我的骨骼堅(jiān)硬 像金剛狼一樣 [04:45.69]Are th working on that? [04:48.12]I sincerely hope so. 真在發(fā)明這個(gè)? [04:50.90]我是真心希望 [04:52.80]Okay. Well, thank you. [04:55.58]好吧 謝謝 [05:18.91]Oh, no, I can't. [05:20.35]Sheldon honey, I don't want things to be weird between us. 哦 不 我不能要 [05:23.01]Won't it also be weird if I have to say hello to you every morning on my way to work Sheldon親愛(ài)的 我不想把咱倆關(guān)系搞得怪怪的 [05:27.09]and you're living in a refrigerator box and washing your hair with rain water? 那我每天早晨上班路上都要和你打招呼 [05:29.87]你要住在冰箱里 用雨水洗頭 這樣怪不怪呢? [05:32.53]I'll pay you back as soon as I can. [05:34.70]Of course you will. 我一有錢(qián)就還給你 [05:36.51]It's impossible to pay me back sooner than you can. 那是當(dāng)然 [05:39.89]Assuming you subscribe to a linear understanding of time and causality. 你還沒(méi)錢(qián)呢就還我是不可能的嘛 [05:42.67]猜你應(yīng)該同意時(shí)間和因果的線(xiàn)性理論 [05:45.40]I'm regretting this already. [05:48.18]我已經(jīng)開(kāi)始后悔了 [05:51.41]You know, I've given the matter some thought, [05:53.20]and I think I'd be willing to be a house pet to a race of super-intelligent aliens. 我考慮了一下那個(gè)問(wèn)題 [05:55.98]我想我愿意做高智商外星人的寵物 [06:00.93]Interesting. [06:02.85]Ask me why. 有意思 [06:05.33]Do I have to? 問(wèn)問(wèn)我為什么 [06:07.09]Of course. That's how you move a conversation forward. 必須問(wèn)啊? [06:10.68]Why? 當(dāng)然了 這樣才能繼續(xù)對(duì)話(huà)啊 [06:11.95]The learning opportunities would be abundant. [06:14.43]Additionally, I like having my belly scratched. 為什么呢? [06:14.73]將會(huì)有很多學(xué)習(xí)的機(jī)會(huì) [06:17.21]還有呢 我喜歡人家撓我肚肚 [06:20.62]Hey, Penny. How was work? [06:21.85]Grt. I hope I'm a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory for my whole life. [06:23.40]嘿 Penny 工作咋樣? [06:24.63]棒極了 真希望一輩子都做蛋糕店的服務(wù)員 [06:26.83]Was that sarcasm? [06:29.01]No. 這是說(shuō)反話(huà)嗎? [06:30.18]Was that sarcasm? [06:31.90]Yes. 不是 [06:33.53]- Was that sar-- - Stop it! 這是說(shuō)反話(huà)嗎? [06:34.68]是的 [06:37.25]Penny, you appear to have a package here. - 這是說(shuō)反話(huà)... - 打住吧! [06:40.18]Oh, thanks. This must be the beret I ordered. Penny 你有一個(gè)包裹 [06:42.84]A couple of months ago. It was back-ordered. 哦 謝謝 肯定是我訂的貝雷帽 [06:46.07]Did you know the beret is an example of piece of women's fashion adapted from male military uniforms? 幾個(gè)月前訂的 延期交貨 [06:48.85]知道不 貝雷帽是由男性軍裝 演變來(lái)的女性時(shí)尚之一? [06:52.03]Another fascinating example is the epaulet. [06:54.81]還有個(gè)好例子就是肩章 [06:57.41]He's not lying. He does find that fascinating. [07:01.42]Okay, whatever. 他說(shuō)真的 他真覺(jué)得那玩意不錯(cuò) [07:02.75]It's not like I'm running up and down the streets just buying myself berets. 好了 隨便了 [07:05.87]I bought one, like, a month ago, and it was back-ordered. 我又不是到處跑 只為買(mǎi)貝雷帽 [07:08.17]Look, it finally arrived, all right? 我買(mǎi)了一頂 n個(gè)月前買(mǎi)的 還是延期交貨 [07:10.15]- All right. - Oh, my God, would you just get off my case? 瞧著 終于來(lái)了 好嗎? [07:12.93]- 好吧 - 哦 天啊 你能別理我了不? [07:16.52]Weird. [07:17.39]Oh, good, that was an unusual interaction. I wasn't sure. [07:19.30]怪哦 [07:20.17]哦 是啊 這次交流的確別扭 我還不確定呢 [07:22.82]Did you guys have an argument? [07:24.15]No. 你倆吵架了? [07:25.37]Well, you clearly did something to aggravate her. [07:26.93]沒(méi)有 [07:28.72]I'm at a loss. 你肯定做啥事惹著她了 [07:30.22]If you like, you can review my daily log of social interactions 我糊涂了都 [07:34.28]and see if there's a blunder I overlooked. 你愿意的話(huà) 可以看看我的每日交際記錄 [07:37.06]看有沒(méi)啥大錯(cuò)被我忽視了 [07:38.78]Here you go. [07:39.96]Oh, you owe me another two dollars. The price of moo shu pork went up. [07:41.56]給你 [07:44.00]It's getting tougher and tougher to be a bad Jew. 對(duì)了 你欠我兩塊錢(qián) 木須肉漲價(jià)了 [07:46.78]做個(gè)壞猶太人越來(lái)越難了 [07:49.22]Here you go, Penny. Shrimp with lobster sauce. [07:51.32]Thank you, Leonard. What's my share? 你的 Penny 帶龍蝦醬的蝦 [07:53.23]Don't worry about it. It's my treat. 謝了 Leonard 我的多少錢(qián)? [07:54.56]- No, really, how much? - It's... hatever. $10, $11. 算了 我請(qǐng)客 [07:57.90]Well, which is it, $10 or $11? - 不 說(shuō)真的 多少錢(qián)? - 10塊還是11塊吧 [07:59.71]14.50 But it's no biggie. 到底多少 10還是11? [08:02.65]You'll get the next one. 14.5 不算什么啦 [08:05.43]下次你請(qǐng) [08:07.60]What? [08:09.02]He was just wondering if he wo skintight jeans and a tank top 笑啥? [08:12.63]if he'd get his shrimp lo mein for free. 他在想要是他也穿緊身仔褲吊帶背心 [08:15.41]他的蝦撈面是不是也免費(fèi) [08:17.28]What are you saying? [08:18.50]That I'm using my body to get dinner? [08:20.42]That I'm some kind of Chinese food prostitute? 說(shuō)什么呢? [08:21.28]我利用自己的身體換飯吃? [08:23.20]我是中餐妓女啊? [08:25.65]Yeah, Raj, what are you saying? [08:28.31]'Cause let me tell you something, buddy. 就是 Raj 咋說(shuō)話(huà)呢? [08:29.51]I pay my own way in this world, okay? [08:31.04]I don't rely on anybody! 我告訴你們 兄弟們 [08:32.29]我自己花自己的錢(qián) 好不? [08:33.82]我不靠任何人! [08:39.04]What was that about? [08:40.03]He has a nervous bladder when he's stressed out. [08:41.82]咋跑了? [08:42.81]他一緊張 膀胱就受不了 [08:44.71]Kind of like a puppy. [08:48.76]Here, Leonard-- $10, $11, $12... 跟狗狗差不多 [08:52.94]It was $14. 50, but it's okay. 給你 Leonard 10 11 12...14塊錢(qián) [08:56.40]Oh, good. Dinner's here. 是14塊5 但沒(méi)事的 [08:58.04]Yes, dinner's here, and I'm having some. I'm having takeout food. 哦 太好了 晚飯來(lái)了 [09:00.74]- Okay. - You're damn right it's okay. 是的 有晚飯吃 我在吃 我在吃外帶食品 [09:02.36]I've been having leftovers at the restaurant for like four days, - 好吧 - 你算是說(shuō)對(duì)了 [09:04.67]and I wanted something different. So sue me. 我在餐館吃了4天剩飯了 [09:06.48]Forgive me, Penny, but that would be the very definition of a frivolous lawsuit. 我想吃點(diǎn)不一樣的 咋了 去告我呀 [09:09.26]恕我直言 Penny 那可就是純粹的瑣碎案了 [09:12.44]Sheldon, look, I will pay you back as soon as I can. [09:14.18]You just have to give me more time. Sheldon 聽(tīng)著 我一有錢(qián)就還你 [09:15.50]Oh, wait, you lent her money? 你得多給我點(diǎn)時(shí)間 [09:17.22]She needed money. 等等 你借她錢(qián)了? [09:18.69]You seem under pressure. Did I not lend you a sufficient amount? 她需要錢(qián) [09:21.85]Because I n give you more. 你看起來(lái)很有負(fù)擔(dān) 我借你的錢(qián)不夠? [09:23.32]Oh, you know, you would just love that, wouldn't you? Yeah. 我還可以多給你點(diǎn) [09:26.10]哦 你就愛(ài)施舍是吧? [09:29.22]You would just love to open up your little snake can [09:32.02]and throw some money at the girl who can't pay her bills. 你就喜歡打開(kāi)那小蛇罐子 [09:34.80]把錢(qián)丟給付不起賬單的女孩 [09:36.82]Where are you going? [09:37.63]Going home, where I won't be interrogated like a criminal. [09:39.60]你去哪啊? [09:40.41]回家 我可不想被當(dāng)做犯人審了 [09:46.35]I forgot my fortune cookie. [09:49.13]忘拿福餅了 [09:52.67]In case either of you have larceny in your heart, [09:54.93]you should know that I've moved my money out of the snake can. 提前跟心懷鬼胎的人說(shuō) [09:57.71]我的錢(qián)已經(jīng)不在小蛇罐子里了 [10:01.58]But if you're ever short, there's always a couple of 50s in Green Lantern's ass. [10:04.36]你們要是啥時(shí)候缺錢(qián) 綠燈俠的屁股里永遠(yuǎn)藏著幾張50的 [10:16.86]A little mood lighting, huh? [10:18.93]Yeah.When I didn't pay my bill, 蠻有情調(diào)哈? [10:20.82]the Department of Water and Power thought I would enjoy the ambience. 是啊 我沒(méi)付賬單 [10:24.06]水電局覺(jué)得我會(huì)喜歡這氛圍 [10:25.81]Yeah, they're very considerate that way. [10:28.71]I used Sheldon's money to pay my rent. 是啊 他們還真體貼 [10:30.54]Then I had like $14 left over. 我用Sheldon的錢(qián)付了房租 [10:34.35]$14, huh? 然后剩下14塊吧 [10:37.10]Put it back in your pocket, or I'll find some other place to put it. 14塊哦? [10:41.61]Back in the pocket it goes. 放回口袋里 要不我找地方塞 [10:44.38]Look, you do understd that Sheldon really doesn't care when he gets the money back. 放回口袋啦 [10:48.07]It's actually one of the few idiosyncrasies that doesn't make you want to, you know, kill him. 你該知道Sheldon并不在意你啥時(shí)候還錢(qián) [10:51.31]說(shuō)實(shí)話(huà) 是他少有的幾個(gè)好地方之一 讓人不那么想...殺了他 [10:53.90]Yeah, well, that's not really my big problem. [10:56.18]So you're a little behind on your bills. Everybody gets behind on their bills. 那倒不是我的大問(wèn)題 [10:59.60]Yeah, I know, it's just... this wasn't the plan. 你缺錢(qián) 付不起賬單嘛 人人都有這樣的時(shí)候 [11:02.51]It wasn't supposed to go this way. 是 我知道 只是...計(jì)劃不是這樣的 [11:04.31]Well, what was the plan? 不該這樣嘛 [11:06.57]Um, waitress for six months and then become a movie star. 計(jì)劃是什么樣的? [11:09.81]做六個(gè)月服務(wù)員 然后成為電影明星 [11:13.16]Was there a plan B? [11:14.49]TV star. [11:16.40]有沒(méi)后備計(jì)劃? [11:18.24]It's probably not as bad as you think. Let's take a look. 電視明星 [11:20.87]Maybe we can find some corners to cut. 或許沒(méi)你想的那么糟 我們看看 [11:23.73]Oh, here's something. 也許能找到省錢(qián)的法子呢 [11:25.18]If you don't have electricity, then you probably don't need cable. [11:26.97]看這個(gè) [11:28.42]你要是沒(méi)電的話(huà) 也就用不上有線(xiàn)電視了 [11:31.20]Just a suggestion. [11:34.99]$170 dollars for acting classes? 提議而已 [11:37.38]Oh, no, I can't give up my acting classes. 170美元的表演課? [11:39.23]I'm a professional actress. 不行 表演課絕對(duì)不能省 [11:41.96]You've had an acting job where you got paid? 我是職業(yè)演員 [11:44.33]That is not the definition of professional. 你有能進(jìn)賬的表演工作了? [11:47.57]職業(yè)不是這么定義的 [11:51.05]Actually, it kind of... Let's keep looking. [11:54.29]其實(shí)吧 有點(diǎn)...咱接著看 [11:55.84]Whoa, what's $1,800 to the Los Angeles County Superior Court? [11:59.08]喔 洛杉磯高級(jí)法庭的1800塊怎么回事? [12:01.09]Oh, that's nothing. [12:02.92]Nothing? It sounds like you got caught speeding going 4,000 miles an hour. 哦 沒(méi)什么 [12:06.16]沒(méi)什么? 這么多錢(qián)感覺(jué)像你 以每小時(shí)4千英里超速被捕呢 [12:09.60]Well, remember Kurt? [12:11.21]Your ex-boyfriend? [12:13.45]Yeah. He got arrested for taking a whiz on a cop car. 記得Kurt嗎? [12:14.45]你前男友? [12:16.53]- What? - He was drunk. 嗯 他在警車(chē)上撒尿被抓了 [12:18.56]I would hope so. - 啥? - 他喝多了 [12:20.81]Anyway, he had a bunch of outstanding tickets and a bench warrant, 我猜也是 [12:23.48]so I, you know, I paid his fines. 總之 他收了一堆罰單和一張拘票 [12:26.45]Did he pay you back? 我...替他付了罰款 [12:27.59]No, but he will. [12:29.35]And that's based on the inherent credit-worthiness of people 他還你沒(méi)有? [12:30.83]沒(méi) 但他會(huì)還的 [12:32.63]who get drunk and urinate on police vehicles? 你信那與生俱來(lái)值得信賴(lài) [12:36.31]Leonard, I'm not gonna call up Kurt and ask him for money. 喝得醉醺醺 在警車(chē)上撒尿的人? [12:39.66]Well... what are you gonna do? Leonard 我才不會(huì)打電話(huà)給Kurt 找他要錢(qián)呢 [12:42.50]I don't know, but I may have to find a cheaper place to live. 那你怎么辦? [12:45.75]Oh, no... 不知道 或許得找個(gè)便宜的地方住 [12:49.13]Oh, you don't want to do that. 不要啊 [12:51.46]Why not? 你不能搬啊 [12:53.23]Moving is a big deal. 為什么不? [12:55.22]You have to go to the supermarket and get boxes, 搬家可是大事 [12:59.23]and if they're not clean, then your books smell like melons, and it's just, like... 你得去超市 找盒子 [13:02.47]要是盒子不干凈 你的書(shū)會(huì)有西瓜味... [13:05.01]Why don't you just get a roommate a stay here? [13:07.59]Well, do you know anybody? 干嘛不找個(gè)室友來(lái) 繼續(xù)住這里? [13:09.13]Well, I'm sure the guy living with Sheldon wouldn't mind moving in with you. [13:10.83]你有認(rèn)識(shí)人嗎? [13:12.37]敢肯定Sheldon的室友不介意搬過(guò)來(lái) [13:15.42]Oh, Leonard, honey, if we started living together, [13:18.54]I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off you. Leonard 親愛(ài)的 要是我們住在一起 [13:21.78]我可就離不開(kāi)你了 [13:23.94]Really? [13:27.03]And you thought my acting lessons were a waste of money. 真的? [13:30.27]你還說(shuō)我報(bào)表演課是浪費(fèi)錢(qián) [13:35.92]This moo shu pork's burning a hole through my duodenum. [13:39.16]木須肉要把我十二指腸燒穿了 [13:41.45]Leviticus 11:3: "Only that which parteth the hoof and cheweth the cud among the beasts shall ye eat." [13:44.69]利未記 第十一章第三節(jié) "凡蹄分兩瓣 倒嚼的走獸 你們都可以吃" [13:50.26]Hey, do I mock you with the Bhagavad-Gita every time you scarf down a Whopper? [13:53.50]嘿 你每次吞下大漢堡時(shí) 我嘲笑過(guò)"巴哥維得·吉它"沒(méi)? [13:53.50]Bhagavad-Gita 巴哥維得·吉它 印度教中最重要的宗教書(shū)籍 [13:59.62]Hey, what's going on? [14:00.62]We're on a quest through the Valley of Fire to acquire the sacred crown. [14:03.68]You want the Valley of Fire? It's right here. 嘿 咋樣? [14:03.86]我們?cè)诨鹬焦忍綄なス? [14:08.33]Hey, you guys want to go on a real live quest? 想找火之山谷? 就在這呢 [14:10.29]Outside? I just made cocoa. 嘿 你們想不想來(lái)個(gè)真正的探險(xiǎn)? [14:14.11]- Come on. It'll be fun. - What is it? 外出啊? 我剛做了可可 [14:17.08]Do you guys remember Penny's ex-boyfriend Kurt? - 來(lái)吧 肯定有意思 - 啥事啊? [14:20.32]還記得Penny的前男友Kurt嗎? [14:22.70]Yeah, that's him. [14:24.34]It tur out he owes Penny a lot of money, and I'm gonna go get it from him. [14:25.94]對(duì) 就是他 [14:28.56]Who's with me? 原來(lái)他欠Penny很多錢(qián) 我想去找他要回來(lái) [14:31.80]誰(shuí)跟我走? [14:33.99]Ooh, double sixes. [14:36.10]Really? You're just gonna let me go by myself? 哦 兩個(gè)六 [14:38.50]Oh, cool, I got a sword. 真的啊? 你們就讓我自己去? [14:40.97]I could use some help. 哦 太棒了 我得到了劍 [14:43.23]Here. 我需要幫忙 [14:46.44]You guys are unbelievable. 給你 [14:47.85]You play a game to simulate adventure, [14:49.62]but when there's real adventure out there in the real world, you just wimp out. 你們真是叫我無(wú)語(yǔ) [14:51.09]你們玩模擬的探險(xiǎn)游戲 [14:53.42]Leonard, do you not recall the last time we visited this gentleman, we returned home without pants? 現(xiàn)在真有探險(xiǎn)了吧 你們又慫了 [14:56.66]Leonard 還記得上次去拜訪(fǎng)這位紳士嗎 回來(lái)時(shí)連褲子都沒(méi)有了? [15:01.02]- I do. - Are you sure? [15:02.92]Because your proposal suggests that you don't. - 記得 - 真記得? [15:05.66]- I'm not afraid of him. - All right. Leonard fairly calls the question: 聽(tīng)這提議感覺(jué)你忘了呢 [15:09.53]Who is in favor of abandoning our game and confronting Penny's steroid-infused ex-boyfriend - 我不怕他 - 好吧 Leonard提出了一個(gè)問(wèn)題 [15:12.77]誰(shuí)想放下手中的游戲 加入到對(duì)峙 Penny打雞血的前男友的 [15:14.75]in a suicidal mission to extract money from him? [15:17.99]自殺性討債任務(wù)中去? [15:20.56]Say hi to Kurt for us. [15:24.31]Excuse me. 替我們給Kurt帶好 [15:25.58]When Frodo left the Shire to take the one ring to Mordor, [15:28.24]didn't Samwise, Pippin d Merry go with him? 聽(tīng)我說(shuō) [15:28.82]當(dāng)弗拉多離開(kāi)夏爾 拿著戒指到魔多時(shí) [15:30.53]- They did. - Well? 山姆懷斯 皮平和梅利沒(méi)跟他一起去? [15:31.68]They had a terrible time of it, Leonard. [15:33.77]- 去了 - 那你們呢 [15:36.03]Plus, no one stole their pants. 他們可是受盡苦啊 Leonard [15:39.53]Fine. Enjoy your little game. I'll make this quest on my own. 而且沒(méi)人偷他們褲子 [15:44.12]Leonard, wait. 好吧 享受你們的小游戲吧 我自己去找他 [15:45.78]Take a jacket. It's shpritzing a little. [15:47.36]Leonard 等等 [15:49.42]You guys suck. 穿個(gè)外套 有點(diǎn)小雨 [15:52.66]你們慫死了 [15:54.19]Come on, please? He's so big. [15:57.43]來(lái)嘛 拜托了? 他塊頭太大 [15:59.42]Okay, is everyone clear on the plan? [16:01.24]Yes. Koothrappali's going to wet himself, I'm gonna throw up, 好了 計(jì)劃都清楚了? [16:03.82]Sheldon's gonna run away, and you're going to die. 是的 Koothrappali會(huì)尿褲子 我會(huì)吐 [16:07.06]Sheldon會(huì)跑掉 你會(huì)死翹翹 [16:08.73]Shall we synchronize our watches? [16:11.25]Guys, there are four of us and one of him. 對(duì)一下時(shí)間? [16:13.44]Which means his triumph will be even larger. 伙計(jì)們 我們有4個(gè)人 他才一個(gè) [16:17.40]Minstrels will write songs about him. 那他的勝利就更加偉大了 [16:20.50]Okay, how about this? I'll do the talking. 歌手會(huì)寫(xiě)歌歌頌他的 [16:22.02]You just stand behind me and try to look formidable. [16:23.74]好了 這樣吧? 我來(lái)談 [16:25.26]你們就站我后邊 裝的嚇人一點(diǎn) [16:31.23]I should've peed before we left. [16:35.45]Yeah? 出門(mén)前該先尿一泡的 [16:38.69]什么事? [16:40.28]- Hi, Kurt. - Lenny, right? [16:42.87]I don't really go by Lenny, but that's okay. - 嗨 Kurt - Lenny 對(duì)吧? [16:44.83]Um, you remember Sheldon, Howard and Raj. 我不喜歡人叫我Lenny 但也行啦 [16:49.55]No. What do you want? 記得嗎 他們是Sheldon Howard和Raj [16:52.23]You don't remember me? How could he not remember me? 不記得 你有什么事? [16:54.93]Sheldon, not now. 你不記得我了? 他怎么會(huì)不記得我呢? [16:55.99]I remember him. [16:58.26]Okay, here it is.Penny's in kind of a financial jam, Sheldon 不是時(shí)候 [16:59.23]我可記得他 [17:01.41]and the money that you owe her would go a long way to solving her problems. 好的 是這樣 Penny有點(diǎn)經(jīng)濟(jì)困難 [17:05.22]And she sent you to get it from me? 你欠她的那些錢(qián)可以解決她的難題 [17:06.75]No, no, she's too proud to ask for the money. [17:09.64]I, on the other hand, feel you should honor your debt. 她派你來(lái)討債的? [17:09.99]不不 她放不下架子來(lái)要錢(qián) [17:12.37]You do? 我呢 則覺(jué)得你欠債應(yīng)該還錢(qián) [17:15.61]你這么想哈? [17:17.49]Feel is a kind of a... it's a strong word. [17:19.66]Um, I just think it would be a nice gesture on your part. "覺(jué)得"這詞其實(shí)...是很強(qiáng)烈一詞 [17:23.04]She'll get it when she gets it. 我認(rèn)為這樣做對(duì)你也好 [17:26.28]該還她時(shí)自然給她了 [17:29.36]Well, there you go. Problem solved. [17:33.06]A successful quest. Now let's go find a gas station with a clean bathroom. 得 問(wèn)題解決了 [17:37.62]No, the problem isn't soed. He just ew uoff. 探險(xiǎn)成功 咱現(xiàn)在去找個(gè) 帶干凈衛(wèi)生間的加油站吧 [17:41.00]******** 不行 還沒(méi)解決 他根本沒(méi)往心里去 [17:44.24]知道了 他不認(rèn)得我是因?yàn)?上次見(jiàn)面時(shí)我穿的是萬(wàn)圣節(jié)衣服 [17:49.11]Come on, Leonard, let'go [17:50.54]NoYou can leave if you want to. I'gonna see this through. [17:53.59]Okay. 好了 Leonard 走吧 [17:53.78]不走 要走你走 我要搞搞清楚 [17:56.83]好吧 [18:00.87]I guess, technically, that was my fault. [18:04.11]我想 應(yīng)該是我的錯(cuò) [18:09.67]I'm not leaving here without Penny's money. [18:13.18]What happened to your backup? 拿不回Penny的錢(qián)我就不走 [18:15.83]I don't need backup. 你的后援團(tuán)呢? [18:18.21]I have right on my side. 我不需要后援 [18:21.45]正義站在我這邊 [18:24.61]And I'm wearing cargo shorts under my pants. [18:27.85]我褲子里穿的是休閑短褲 [18:30.33]Congratulations. [18:32.04]You may not have succeeded in getting cash, [18:33.80]but you did secure a formal acknowledgment of the debt. 恭喜 [18:35.28]或許你沒(méi)能成功拿到現(xiàn)金 [18:37.04]但你拿到了正式的欠債書(shū) [18:42.57]Maybe we should have your head notarized. [18:45.81]或許我們?cè)撃媚隳X袋去認(rèn)證一下 [18:48.44]If anybody cares, I still have to pee. [18:51.68]各位行行好 我還是得尿尿 [18:59.82]- Is Sheldon here? - Yeah. Hang on. Sheldon! [19:02.75]Nice hat. - Sheldon在嗎? - 嗯 等會(huì) Sheldon! [19:03.81]It's kind of a fashionable look these days. [19:08.02]Maybe if you're working on a tuna boat. 帽子不錯(cuò) [19:07.89]最近流行這造型 [19:11.40]Hello, Penny. 要是在漁船工作差不多 [19:12.44]Sheldon, here is your money. Thank you very much. It helped a lot. [19:16.48]Sarcasm? 你好啊 Penny [19:16.52]Sheldon 這是你的錢(qián) 太感謝了 幫了我大忙 [19:18.96]No. [19:20.10]Darn. I can't seem to get the hang of that. 反話(huà)? [19:24.01]Hey, I know it's none of my business, but where did the money come from? 不是 [19:24.18]討厭 我咋就掌握不好呢 [19:27.42]Well, I cut back my expenses like you said and picked up a few more hours at the restaurant, 嘿 雖然不關(guān)我的事 還是想問(wèn)問(wèn)錢(qián)哪來(lái)的? [19:31.62]but the biggest thing was, out of the blue, Kurt shows up and gives me the money he owes me. 我像你說(shuō)的那樣節(jié)省開(kāi)支 在餐館多加了幾個(gè)小時(shí)的班 [19:35.70]但最重要的是 Kurt突然出現(xiàn) 把欠我的錢(qián)都還給我了 [19:37.42]Really? Did he say why? [19:41.31]Yes, he said he was feeling guilty and wanted to do what was right. 真的啊? 說(shuō)為啥了沒(méi)? [19:45.39]說(shuō)了 他說(shuō)他很有愧疚感 想做對(duì)的事 [19:48.85]That's it? [19:51.97]Did he give any reason as to why he came to this moral epiphany? 就這樣? [19:57.12]Nope. I just think he's really changed. 他有沒(méi)說(shuō)怎么就突然有道德覺(jué)悟了? [20:02.62]We're having dinner tomorrow night, and I get to wear my new beret. 沒(méi) 我覺(jué)得他是真的變了 [20:06.95]Bye, guys. 我們明晚要一起吃飯 我要戴新貝雷帽了 [20:08.95]Bye. [20:11.03]再見(jiàn) 伙計(jì) [20:13.03]拜 [20:14.74]Well done, Leonard. [20:18.75]The true hero doesn't seek adulation. 干得好啊 Leonard [20:21.08]He fights for right and justice simply because it's his nature. [20:22.83]真正的英雄不求恭維 [20:25.33]Penny's hooking up with her jerk of an ex-boyfriend and I have indelible ink on my forehead! 出于本性為正義和公平而戰(zhàn) [20:29.41]Penny和混蛋前男友勾搭上了 我腦門(mén)還寫(xiě)著大大的墨水字! [20:31.38]That's your badge of honor-- your warrior's wound, if you will. [20:35.42]I was wrong. 這是你的榮譽(yù)勛章啊 你的戰(zhàn)士傷痕 你同意的話(huà) [20:37.20]Minstrels will write songs about you. [20:39.50]我錯(cuò)了 [20:42.07]Great. 歌手會(huì)寫(xiě)歌來(lái)歌頌?zāi)惆? [20:43.96]* There once was a brave lad named Leonard * [20:46.15]大好 [20:47.76]* With a -fi fiddle dee-dee * * 曾有一位勇敢的青年 他的名字叫做Leonard * [20:51.12]* He faced a fearsome giant * * 滿(mǎn)嘴跑火車(chē) 逞英雄 * [20:54.14]* While Raj just wanted to pee.* * 他與可怕巨人對(duì)峙 * [20:57.29]*proudly presents * 而Raj卻只想噓噓 * [21:01.37]-天才理論傳 第二季 第14集 完

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