生活大爆炸第二季07.The Panty Pinata Polarization(Panty Pinata極化): Sheldon和penny杠上了事件

[00:00.00]美劇MP3+LRC [00:09.43]Time! 時(shí)間到! [00:10.31]All right,Klingons, pencils down. 好咧 克林貢小盆友們 停筆 (Klingon 人類發(fā)明的外星語言) [00:14.91]Okay,I have "pokh." 好吧 我做出來"Pokh" [00:16.39]- Have it. - Got it. - 一樣 - 也有 [00:18.38]"Potl." "Potl" [00:18.93]- Yup. - Have it. - 沒錯(cuò) - 我也是 [00:20.47]"Pukhpa." "Pukhpa" [00:21.07]- Have it. - Got it. - Yup. - 一樣 - 也有 [00:22.82]I have "chorrr." 我做出來"Chorrr" [00:23.71]- Got it. - Yup. - 有 - 對(duì) [00:24.23]- "Nekhmakh." - Yeah. - "Nekhmakh" - 沒錯(cuò) [00:25.39]And "kreplach." 還有"Kreplach" [00:27.38]- Hold on a second. "Kreplach?" - Yeah. - 等會(huì)兒 "Kreplach"? - 是啊 [00:29.44]That isn't Klingon; it's Yiddish for meat-filled dumpling. 這哪是克林貢語 這是依地語 指肉餡餃子 (Yiddish 猶太人使用的國(guó)際語) [00:33.22]Well,as it turns out, it's also a Klingon word. 這樣是沒錯(cuò)啦 但它也是克林貢語單詞噢 [00:35.93]Really? Define it. 真的假的? 啥意思來著 [00:37.50]"Kreplach": A hearty Klingon... dumpling. "Kreplach"意思是豐滿的克林貢餃子 [00:42.60]- Judge's ruling? - Bilurrrbe. - 裁判怎么說? - Bilurrrbe(不對(duì)) [00:46.98]Hey,guys,I need to use your TV. 嘿 小伙子們 我要用下你們的電視機(jī) [00:48.99]What's wrong with your TV? 你的電視機(jī)咋了? [00:50.20]I don't know. It just died. I'm getting a bunch of static. 不曉得呢 開出來一片雪花 都是噪音 [00:52.71]Did you pay your cable bill? 你交了有線電視費(fèi)沒? [00:54.55]Ugh,you sound just like the cable company. 呃 你是收有線電視費(fèi)的咩 [00:57.57]All right,so,shh! Tyra Banks is about to kick someone off America's Next Top Model. 噓! Tyra Banks要踢掉一個(gè)美國(guó)超模了 [01:01.70]- Excuse me,Penny, but we're... - No,no,don't tell her. - 抱歉 Penny 我們?cè)?.. - 別告訴她 [01:03.69]playing Klingon Boggle. 玩克林貢語拼詞游戲 [01:07.05]What do you mean,"Aw"? Like she didn't know we were nerds? 你"嗷"是啥意思? 好像她不知道我們是群呆子一樣 [01:10.62]All right,if you must watch, then mute it with closed captions,please. 好吧 如果你非看不可 就開靜音看字幕好了噢 [01:14.16]Fine. 成 [01:18.79]All right,Boggle warriors... kapla'! 好咧 拼詞小將們 Kapla!(開始啦) [01:30.10]Look at those women. 瞧瞧那些女人 [01:33.03]They're gorgeous. 真漂亮 [01:34.29]"Worf," nice! Too bad that's a proper noun. "Worf" 贊! 可惜那是個(gè)專有名詞 [01:38.90]Oh,look,there's the future Mrs. Wolowitz. 噢 瞧啊 那不是未來的Wolowitz太太嘛 [01:42.41]No,wait,that'sthe future Mrs. Wolowitz. 不 等會(huì)兒 那才是未來的Wolowitz太太 [01:44.95]With her head in the lap of... Oh,what a coincidence. 她的頭正巧... 噢 哪有這么巧 [01:47.10]It's the future Mrs. Wolowitz. 這就是未來的Wolowitz太太 [01:50.26]Yeah,and they can all move in with you and your mother. 沒錯(cuò) 她們都能搬來同你和你媽一起住 [01:55.13]The current Mrs. Wolowitz. 現(xiàn)任Wolowitz太太 [01:59.38]Is "qochbe'" spelled with a (gargling) or a (guttural grunt)? "Qochbe"怎么拼來著? 咳嗽音還是咕噥音? [02:04.54]Why is that Mrs. Wolowitz crying? 那個(gè)Wolowitz太太為啥哭了? [02:07.42]That's Anais. None of the other girls in the house like her. 那個(gè)是Anais 那屋子沒人喜歡她 [02:10.38]House? What house? 屋子? 啥屋子? [02:13.06]They all live in a house together. 她們同居一處屋檐下啊 [02:14.59]A house,where? 哪兒哪兒? [02:16.82]I don't know. Somewhere in L.A. 我不知道呢 洛杉磯某處吧 [02:19.09]Wait a minute. 等等 [02:24.54]You're telling me that I'm within driving distance of a house filled with aspiring supermodels? 你是說我距一幢滿是 熱辣超模的屋子僅僅幾步之遙? [02:31.65]Yeah,I guess. 沒錯(cuò) 我猜是這樣 [02:33.80]And they live together and shower together and... 而且她們同住還同浴還... [02:38.86]have naked pillow fights? 赤果果滴用枕頭打鬧? [02:43.77]Hey,wh-where are you going? 嘿 你上哪兒去? [02:45.14]To pay my cable bill. 還是去交有線電視費(fèi)吧 [02:48.73]All right,pencils down! 好咯 停筆! [02:51.47]I have "lokh," "makh," and "cherrrkh. " Anybody got those? 我做出來"Lokh" "Makh" "Cherrrkh" 你們做出來沒? [03:28.72]Did I miss anything? Did they kick Giselle off? 我錯(cuò)過啥好戲沒? Giselle有沒被淘汰? [03:31.91]Not yet, but her underwater photo shoot was an embarrassment. 還沒 可她的水下照可真囧 [03:36.34]Sadly,Mrs. Giselle Wolowitz is sensitive to chlorine. 真桑心啊 Giselle Wolowitz太太對(duì)氯過敏 [03:41.55]Lucky for her I like my fashion models pruny and bug-eyed. 她還真走運(yùn) 我就喜歡傻傻的暴眼模特 [03:46.73]Sheldon,the food's here. Sheldon 吃的買來了 [03:48.48]Ooh,there's the house. Freeze frame, freeze frame. 噢 就是這棟房子 定格 定格 [03:57.40]What are you doing? 你干嘛呢? [03:58.24]Marking the star positions and physical landmarks so we can find the house of the supermodels. 把星星的位置和地標(biāo)拓下來 這樣我們就能找到超模之家了 [04:04.81]Why? 找那干啥? [04:05.79]Isn't it obvious?Every week,they kick out a beautiful girl, 不明擺這嘛 每周都有個(gè)漂亮姑娘被淘汰 [04:08.80]making her feel unwanted and without self-esteem. 使她感到被人嫌棄 無地自容 [04:13.67]A.k.a. the future Mrs. Howard Wolowitz. 她就是...Howard Wolowitz他未來太太 [04:18.31]- Is my hamburger medium well? - Yes. - 漢堡五分熟? - 是的 [04:19.96]- Dill slices,not sweet? - Yes. - 加了不甜的蒔蘿片? - 是的 [04:21.52]- Individual relish packets? - Yes. - 獨(dú)立調(diào)味包? - 是的 [04:22.98]- Onion rings? - Yes. - 放了洋蔥圈? - 是的 [04:23.92]- Extra breading? - I asked. - 多加一塊面包沒? - 我問了 [04:25.15]- What did they say? - No. - 他們?cè)趺凑f? - 沒門 [04:26.25]- Did you protest? - Yes. - 你抗議沒? - 當(dāng)然 [04:27.40]- Vociferously? - No. - 大聲嚷嚷著? - 沒有 [04:28.54]Well,then what took you so long? 那咋還那么久咧? [04:32.64]Just eat. 吃你的吧 [04:34.79]Hey,guys,what'd I miss? What'd I miss? 嘿 小伙子們 我錯(cuò)過啥沒? 我錯(cuò)過啥沒? [04:36.66]Giselle's hanging by a thread. Giselle命懸一線 [04:38.42]Oh,good,I hate her. 噢 真棒 我討厭她 [04:41.01]Then you're not invited to our wedding. 那你可參加不了我們婚禮了 [04:44.87]- Here you go. - Thank you. - 這是你的 - 多謝 [04:46.36]Oh,do we have to suffer through this transparently manipulative pseudo-reality again? 噢 我們又要忍受這 這明顯人為操縱的偽真人秀? [04:50.71]Yes. 是啊 [04:52.41]You and I have a standing TV schedule, which is the result of extensive debate and compromise. 我們有份固定電視節(jié)目表的 那可是咱論戰(zhàn)和妥協(xié)的產(chǎn)物啊 [04:56.88]Any alterations except for breaking news have to be pre-approved at the weekly roommate meeting. 除爆炸新聞外的一切變更 需提前經(jīng)由每周室友會(huì)議批準(zhǔn) [05:03.11]Put it on the agenda. 那提上議事日程吧 [05:04.18]genda. 提上議事日程前你得提出動(dòng)議啊 [05:06.24]Oh,I'll make a motion, but you're not going to like it. 好 我會(huì)提出動(dòng)議的 可你不會(huì)喜歡的 [05:10.77]Fine. Mock Parliamentary procedure. 好呀 還藐視議會(huì)程序 [05:13.51]At least put it on mute. 至少開靜音吧 [05:16.29]Oh,Giselle's not getting kicked off. It's totally going to be Summer. 噢 Giselle淘汰不掉了 肯定是Summer了 [05:22.83]What? 咋了? [05:23.41]Sheldon's onion ring. Just put it back! Sheldon的洋蔥圈 快放回去! [05:25.69]- It's one onion ring. - Just put it back before he comes! - 不過是個(gè)洋蔥圈 - 趁他還沒回來 快放回去! [05:29.44]No,no,no! No,I don't think that's where it was. 不不不! 好像不是那位置吧 [05:30.83]Okay,here he comes. Deny,deny,people. Wall of silence. 好吧 他回來了 抵賴 抵賴哦 全部裝木頭人 [05:39.41]- Who touched my... - Penny! Penny did it. - 誰碰了我的... - Penny! 是Penny干的... [05:44.67]Why would you do that? 你為何要這樣做? [05:45.98]I don't know. I was hungry? What's the big deal? 不知道啊 我餓了? 有啥要緊的么? [05:48.27]The big deal is that nobody touches food on my plate. 要緊的是沒人能碰我盤子里的食物 [05:52.16]All right. Look, I didn't know,I'm sorry. 好吧 聽著 不知者無罪 對(duì)不起 [05:53.85]Well,I'm sorry,but that is your second strike. 得 我很抱歉 但你已經(jīng)二振了 [06:00.09]What? 啥? [06:00.98]You have two strikes. 你已經(jīng)二振了 [06:03.33]Three strikes and you're out. 三振就出局了 [06:06.91]It's a sports metaphor. 體育比喻唄 [06:09.90]- A sports metaphor? - Yes,baseball. - 體育比喻? - 對(duì)呀 棒球知道不 [06:15.14]All right,yeah. I-I'll play along. What was my first strike? 好 就算這么說 我何時(shí)被一振的? [06:17.78]March 18th. You violated my rule about forwarding email humor. 3月18日 你壞了我發(fā)電郵幽默的規(guī)矩 [06:23.33]I did? 有嗎? [06:24.17]The photo of the cat who wants to "has cheezeburger"? 想"乞"芝士漢堡的貓的圖片? [06:28.58]Oh,come on. Everybody loves "LOL cats." 不是吧 大家都喜歡"歡樂貓" [06:31.41]They're cute and they can't spell 'cause they're cats. 可愛 寫字又寫不對(duì) 因?yàn)槭秦堌埪? [06:37.16]I trusted you with my email address, and you betrayed that trust by sending me Internet banality: strike one. 我信任你 才給你郵箱地址 你卻給我發(fā)些網(wǎng)絡(luò)俗物:一振 [06:44.33]Touching my food: strike two. 碰我的吃的:二振 [06:48.37]Don't worry. They only stay on your record for a year. 沒事的 污點(diǎn)只會(huì)記錄一年的 [06:52.12]You can get them removed early, but you have to take his class. 你也可以提前解禁 但得聽他的訓(xùn)導(dǎo) [06:56.81]Come on,I touched one onion ring. 不是吧 我只碰了一個(gè)洋蔥圈 [06:59.69]Yeah,and then you put it back, compromising the integrity of all the other onion rings. 但你又放回去了 危害到其余所有洋蔥圈 [07:05.26]Oh,honey,the buses don't go where you live,do they? 小可憐 你住的地方公交都不敢路過 對(duì)吧? [07:11.84]Look,Penny,I wish I could be more lenient with you, Penny 我也想對(duì)你慈悲為懷 [07:13.92]but since you've become a permanent member of our social group, 但既然你要在我社交圈常駐 [07:16.21]I have to hold you to the same standards as everybody else. 我必須對(duì)你一視同仁了 [07:19.33]Congratulations. You're officially one of us. 恭喜正式入伙 [07:23.11]One of us,one of us. 入伙萬歲 入伙萬歲 [07:27.35]Well,what a thrill. 多振奮人呀 [07:29.57]You're sitting in my spot. 你坐我位置上了 [07:30.53]Oh,jeez,you've got to be kidding me. 天呀 你不是吧 [07:32.65]Leonard,she's in my spot. Leonard 她占人家位置啦 [07:34.02]Yeah,yeah. Uh,see, here's the thing. 嗯 嗯 事實(shí)上 [07:37.51]After you leave,I still have to live with him. 你走了 我還得和他一起過日子呢 [07:42.43]I don't care. I'm taking a stand. Metaphorically. 管我鳥事 我堅(jiān)定立場(chǎng) 比喻哦 不是真立起來 [07:47.50]All right,that's it. Strike three. 別怪我無情 三振出局了你 [07:50.48]Ooh,strike three. 怕怕的三振 [07:54.32]I'm banished? What the hell kind of crap is that? 驅(qū)逐我? 哪門子鬼話? [07:57.52]Listen,don't worry. I'll talk to him. 沒事的 我會(huì)和他談?wù)劦? [07:59.84]Yeah,you do that. 最好那樣 [08:00.74]Just so I know,would you be open to taking his class? 我想知道 你有可能聽他訓(xùn)導(dǎo)嗎? [08:08.29]You can do it online! 網(wǎng)上也成呀! [08:12.44]So based on our triangulation, we've narrowed down the location of theTop Modelhouse to three square miles in the Hollywood Hills. 根據(jù)三角測(cè)量 超模之家搜索范圍 已縮小到好萊塢山的3平方英里 [08:19.04]Or possibly Durham,Noh Carolina. 也可能是北卡洲的達(dá)勒姆 [08:22.18]When we find it, you want to go with us? 要是找到了 和我們?nèi)? [08:24.39]To do what? 去干什么? [08:25.79]Party with the pretty girls, dude! 和美女們狂歡呀 老兄! [08:28.96]Are you insane? 腦子進(jìn)水了吧? [08:29.95]You're not going to party with them. 還跟她們狂歡呢 [08:31.48]You're not even going to get anywhere near that place. 你們都不能靠近那里 [08:33.69]That's what they said to Neil Armstrong about the moon. 阿姆斯特朗登月前 人們也這么說 [08:37.43]No one said anything of the kind to Neil Armstrong. 根本沒人說阿姆斯特朗什么 [08:39.76]The entire nation dedicated a decade of effort and treasure to put a man on the moon. 全國(guó)用進(jìn)十年的努力和資金 將他送上月球的 [08:44.22]Well,my fellow Americans, before this year is out, we will put a Wolowitz on one of America's top models. 我的美國(guó)朋友們 今年之內(nèi) 我們將送Wolowitz登陸美國(guó)超模 [08:51.99]And a large number of people will believe it never happened. 大多數(shù)人都會(huì)覺得你白日夢(mèng) [08:56.80]Okay,let me guess. 我看看 [08:58.05]A quesadilla with soy cheese for the lactose-intolerant Leonard. 不愛乳糖的Leonard要豆奶干酪玉米餅 [09:01.27]Thank you. 謝謝 [09:01.91]Shrimp Caesar salad with no almonds for the highly allergic kosher-only-on-the-high-holidays Howard. 只在猶太大節(jié)吃合食的Howard 因?yàn)檫^敏 要不加杏仁的愷撒沙拉蝦 [09:07.69]And for our suddenly "back on the Hindu wagon" Raj, the meatlover's pizza, no meat. 突然回歸印度風(fēng)俗的Raj 至尊肉披薩 不含肉 [09:14.05]Coming right up. 馬上來 [09:15.64]Wait. Excuse me. 等下 [09:17.00]You forgot my barbecue bacon cheeseburger, barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side. 你忘了我的 照燒培根芝士漢堡 燒烤醬 熏肉 芝士要放邊上 [09:21.89]Oh,I didn't tell you? 沒告訴你嗎? [09:23.55]You're banished from the Cheesecake Factory. 你被我們店驅(qū)除了 [09:27.21]Why? 憑啥? [09:28.22]Well,you have three strikes. 你被三振出局了 [09:31.00]One: coming in. Two: sitting down. And three: I don't like your attitude. 第一次: 進(jìn)來 第二次: 坐下 第三次: 煩死你的態(tài)度了 [09:35.74]You can't do that. 你無權(quán)這么干 [09:36.87]Not only is it a violation of California state law, it flies directly in the face of Cheesecake Factory policy. 不僅觸犯了加州法律 還極大的違反了你們的店規(guī) [09:42.31]Yeah,no,there's a new policy: No shoes,no shirt, no Sheldon. 不 新規(guī)定--衣冠不整者和Sheldon不得入內(nèi) [09:47.85]I bet we could sell that sign all over Pasadena. 我打賭這標(biāo)語在帕薩迪納各處 都能買個(gè)好價(jià)錢 [09:52.82]Penny,can I talk to you for a minute? Penny可以過來談下嗎? [09:59.19]Well,here's the thing. 是這樣的 [10:00.06]Um,I talked to Sheldon and he feels terrible and he agrees 我和Sheldon談過了 他也不好受 [10:05.62]that he was unreasonable and out of line. 他也覺得自己無理取鬧 有些過分了 [10:08.34]Really? Well, that's great. 真的?很好呀 [10:09.65]Yeah,so just apologize to him,okay? 就給他道個(gè)小歉嘛? [10:13.58]What? I'm not going to apologize to that nutcase. 啥?老娘才不給那瘋子道歉呢 [10:15.99]Oh,come on. It's easy. He'll even tell you what to say. 別呀 很簡(jiǎn)單的 他甚至?xí)笇?dǎo)你該咋說的 [10:20.16]Leonard,don't you get it? Leonard 你不明白嗎? [10:21.18]If you guys keep going along with his insanity, you're just encouraging him. 如果你們老對(duì)他的無理讓步 會(huì)助長(zhǎng)他的囂張 [10:24.29]We're not encouraging. It's more like... knuckling under. 不是縱容呀 更像是...屈服淫威 [10:29.56]Look,I like hanging out with you guys, but I'm not going to apologize for something I didn't do. 我很喜歡和你們玩 但我不會(huì)為莫須有的罪名道歉 [10:33.53]Well,actually,technically, you did do it. 其實(shí) 理論上說 你干過的 [10:38.17]That's strike one,Leonard. 一振警告你 Leonard [10:41.72]There you go: quesadilla. Salad. There's your pizza. 來了 玉米餅 沙拉 還有披薩 [10:46.66]And thanks to Sheldon's heated discussion with my manager one barbecue bacon cheeseburger, Sheldon和經(jīng)理激昂爭(zhēng)辯換來的 照燒培根芝士漢堡 [10:51.27]barbecue sauce,bacon and cheese on the side. 燒烤醬 熏肉 芝士 放邊上了 [10:54.73]Thank you. 謝謝你 [10:57.05]Go ahead. Eat it. 試試看 吃呀 [11:03.44]I dare you. 看你敢不 [11:14.59]That's it. There's the house. I foundAmerica's top models! 找到了 就這房子 我找到全美超模了! [11:18.75]Are you sure? 確定嗎? [11:19.65]Look,on the roof. Anais and Giselle are sunbathing. 看屋頂 Anais和Giselle在日光浴 [11:24.08]European-style. 歐式的 [11:27.11]You can recognize people on Google Earth? 你能在谷歌地球上認(rèn)出人來? [11:29.14]Of course not. I got a buddy of mine at NORAD to have a spy drone fly over. 肯定不行的 我讓北美防空司令部一哥們 開無人駕駛飛機(jī)拍的唄 [11:34.70]NORAD? You're using military aircraft? 防空司令部? 你在用國(guó)防航行器? [11:37.39]It was already targeted to poke around a nuclear reactor in Siberia. 已經(jīng)設(shè)定搜尋西伯利亞的核反應(yīng)堆了 [11:41.25]I took it an hour out of its way,tops. 我最多半路借用一個(gè)小時(shí) [11:45.68]Okay,where is he? 他在哪兒? [11:46.79]Sheldon? I just dropped him off at the comic book store. Why? Sheldon? 我剛把他送到漫畫書店了 干嘛? [11:49.94]Here. Try and go online. 試試看 上網(wǎng) [11:52.16]- Problem with the WiFi? - Just try. - 無線網(wǎng)壞了? - 試下就知道 [11:55.08]Greetings,hamburger toucher. 你好 漢堡褻瀆者 [11:58.63]You are probably wondering why you cannot IM with your little friends about 可能你很納悶咋不能和 你的密友們網(wǎng)聊了呢 [12:02.82]how much you "heart" various things. 無法傾訴你多么"心水"啥啥啥了 [12:06.34]This recorded message is alerting you that I am putting an end to your parasitic piggybacking upon our WiFi. 這段信息是通告你 蹭我們網(wǎng)上的日子結(jié)束了 [12:13.77]If you want to remedy the situation, you can contact the phone company, 如果你想補(bǔ)救的話 可以給電話公司聯(lián)系下 [12:17.62]set up your own WiFi and pay for it,or you may apologize to me. 自己花錢安無線網(wǎng)絡(luò) 或者呢 向我道歉哦 [12:25.82]Well? 如何? [12:27.04]I reiterate: knuckle under. 還是那句 屈服吧 [12:29.59]No,no,no,no,no. It is on. I am gonna introduce your friend to a world of hurt. 不 不 不 不 我卯上了 我要讓他見識(shí)下悲慘世界 [12:33.64]Oh,Penny,you don't want to get into it with Sheldon. Penny 別和Sheldon過不去 [12:36.38]The guy is one lab accident away from being a supervillain. 這家伙可是出個(gè)啥實(shí)驗(yàn)室意外 就會(huì)變成超級(jí)惡人的苗子 [12:41.36]I don't care. I was in junior rodeo. 老娘不管 我參加過初級(jí)牛仔競(jìng)技 [12:42.81]I can hogtie and castrate him in 60 seconds. 一分鐘以內(nèi) 我就可以捆它四肢 閹割完畢 [12:47.82]No need to neuter the nerd. I can get you back online. 不需要把那書呆子變太監(jiān) 我能讓你上上網(wǎng) [12:51.63]There,see? Problem solved. 瞧? 問題解決了 [12:56.03]Voil. 搞定 [12:57.30]Hello,puny insects. 好哇 卑鄙小人們 [13:01.23]As a consequence of your efforts to circumvent my will, everyone is awarded one additional strike. 作為違背我意愿的懲罰 每人額外獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)一振 [13:09.76]Thanks a lot,Howard. 真是多謝你了 Howard [13:11.47]What are you complaining about? I'm the one who has to take the class again. 你抱怨個(gè)屁? 我可是又要上課聽訓(xùn)的說 [13:24.90]Hello. 你好 [13:27.85]Time to do your laundry,huh? 洗衣時(shí)間 啊哈? [13:30.44]It's Saturday night. 今天是星期六 [13:31.83]Saturday is laundry night. 周六晚是洗衣時(shí)間 [13:34.22]I know. 我知道 [13:35.73]Every Saturday at 8:15. 每個(gè)周六晚上8:15 [13:38.53]Easy to anticipate. 地球人都知道 [13:43.38]What are you implying? 你在暗示什么? [13:44.95]I'm implying that you're a creature of habit. 我暗示你是個(gè)習(xí)慣性動(dòng)物 [13:47.99]And if something were to prevent you from doing your laundry on Saturday at 8:15, 如果有狀況阻止你在周六晚的8:15洗衣服 [13:52.40]you might find it...unpleasant. 你會(huì)...不開心喲 [14:02.55]Knuckle under? My ass. 看誰屈服 [14:11.88]Oh,no,are all the machines taken? 噢 不 所有的洗衣機(jī)都滿了? [14:18.25]What are you gonna do? 你該怎么辦呢? [14:21.30]No problem. 沒關(guān)系 [14:22.82]I'll just do my laundry another night. 我改天晚上再洗 [14:26.89]Another night? Well,I guess you can try, but deep inside your heart, 改天晚上? 你嘴上這么說 但內(nèi)心深處 [14:31.51]you'll know that laundry night is always Saturday night. 你知道周六晚上才是洗衣時(shí)間 [14:40.54]Woman,you are playing with forces beyond your ken. 小妹妹 你這點(diǎn)小伎倆可別玩過火了 [14:44.69]Yeah,well,your ken can kiss my Barbie. 是嗎 你伎倆高明來拍我馬屁呀 [14:52.46]Sheldon. Sheldon! Sheldon. Sheldon Sheldon! Sheldon! [14:59.71]Yes? 咋了? [15:01.56]Where are my clothes? 我的衣服在哪里? [15:02.98]Your clothes? 你的衣服? [15:04.13]Yes,I left them in the washers and when I went down to get them,they were gone. 是的 我留在洗衣機(jī)里的 我再下去拿時(shí) 它們不見了 [15:07.45]Really? 真的? [15:08.54]Despite the sign that says "Do not leave laundry unattended"? 你難道沒看警告 "別讓衣物離開你的視線"? [15:13.54]Sheldon,where are my clothes? Sheldon 我的衣服在哪里? [15:15.38]You know,I do recall seeing some female undergarments. Where was that? 知道嗎 我好像看到過一些 女人的內(nèi)衣喲 在哪里呢? [15:20.61]Oh,yes... Earlier this evening, I happened to gaze out the window and a brassiere caught my eye. 噢 有了...今晚早些時(shí)候 我無意往窗外看 一個(gè)胸罩映入我眼簾 [15:29.42]Do those look familiar? 那些看起來眼熟嗎? [15:31.79]How the hell did you get them up on that telephone wire? 你他媽怎么把它們弄到電話線上去的? [15:35.27]When you understand the laws of physics,Penny, anything is possible. 當(dāng)你懂得物理原理的時(shí)候 Penny 一切皆有可能 [15:40.89]And may I add: mwuh-ha-ha. 請(qǐng)容我加一句 哇-哈-哈 [15:45.83]- Get them down. - Apologize. - 把他們弄下來 - 先道歉 [15:47.43]Never. 休想 [15:48.06]Well,then may I suggest you get a very long stick and play panty pi帽ata. 那么我建議你找根竹竿 慢慢挑吧 [15:53.61]Look,wait,Sheldon,this has gotten out of hand,okay? 聽著 等等 Sheldon 這是太離譜了 好嗎? [15:56.41]I've done some stupid things. 我做了些傻事 [15:57.96]You've done some stupid things. 你也做了些傻事 [15:59.20]How about we just call it even and move on with our lives? 我們算扯平了 就此收手 繼續(xù)過日子怎么樣? [16:01.56]I've done no stupid things. 我才沒有干傻事呢 [16:03.02]Look,you've got to meet me halfway here. 聽著 你多少得讓點(diǎn)步吧 [16:04.63]I am meeting you halfway. 我已經(jīng)讓步了 [16:05.86]I'm willing to concede that you've done stupid things. 我都愿意承認(rèn)你干了傻事了 [16:10.97]Hey,you guys are talking again. Good. 嘿 你們又說話了 很好哇 [16:16.84]What happened? 發(fā)生了什么事? [16:18.91]Leonard,rember when I said it was on? Well,now it's junior rodeo on. Leonard 還記得我說過要開戰(zhàn)嗎? 好吧 現(xiàn)在是閹牛時(shí)間 [16:24.43]Oh,not junior rodeo. 噢 表這樣子啦 [16:28.90]What did you do? 你干了什么? [16:30.27]I had no choice, Leonard. 我沒的選 Leonard [16:31.79]She ruined laundry night. 她破壞了洗衣之夜 [16:50.47]Telephone wires can't electrocute you,can they? 電話線不會(huì)電人的吧? [16:54.39]No. Look,this has to stop. 不會(huì) 聽著 不能再荒唐下去了 [16:56.33]Oh,no,no,no. It is just beginning. 噢 不 不 不 好戲才剛開始呢 [16:58.61]All right,I really didn't want to do this,but... here. 好吧 我真的不想這么干 但是...給你 [17:06.56]What's this? 這是什么? [17:08.85]Sheldon's Kryptonite. Sheldon的死穴 [17:13.37]Oh,my God. 噢 天哪 [17:17.03]He can never know that I gave that to you. 死都不能讓他知道是我給你的 [17:19.50]Look,I said I wanted to hurt him,but... but this? 聽著 我說過要給他點(diǎn)顏色看 但...但這個(gè)? [17:25.87]It'll shorten the war by five years and save millions of lives. 這能縮短5年的戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng) 還能拯救數(shù)百萬蒼生 [17:33.97]Oh,pause it. That's it. Confirmed. 噢 暫停 就是它 對(duì)頭 [17:36.15]We now have the address of theTop Modelhouse. 我們找到了超模之家的地址 [17:40.46]God bless you,Google Street View registered trademark. 上帝保佑你吧 谷歌街景 [17:45.76]Okay,for the record, what you're doing is really creepy. 好吧 說真的 你們讓人心里發(fā)毛 [17:48.59]You know what? If it's "creepy" to use the Internet, military satellites, 如果"心里發(fā)毛"是指用網(wǎng)絡(luò) 軍用衛(wèi)星 [17:52.70]and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models 和無人駕駛飛機(jī) 找到裝滿美貌年輕的模特的房子 [17:56.13]so that I can drop in on them unexpectedly, then fine,I'm "creepy." 然后讓我來個(gè)意外到訪的話 那好吧 我是讓人"心里發(fā)毛" [18:05.74]Hello. Yeah,hold on a second. I'll get him. 喂 好的 等等 我叫他來接 [18:08.90]Sheldon,it's for you. Sheldon 你的電話 [18:10.81]- Who is it? - Your mother. - 誰打來的? - 你老媽 [18:12.34]Oh,good. 噢 很好 [18:14.67]Hi,Mom. How are you? 嗨 媽媽 你好嗎? [18:18.59]But,Mom... she keeps sitting in my spot. 但是 媽媽...她總坐人家位子嘛 [18:25.50]And-and she touched my food. 還有-還有她碰了我的食物 [18:28.97]Okay,yes,I took her clothes, but she started it... 好吧 是的 我拿了她的衣服 但是她先開火的... [18:32.82]No,that's not fair. 不 這不公平 [18:36.95]Why should I have to apologize? 為什么要我去道歉? [18:39.55]Yeah,I really don't think this is the kind of thing Jesus concerns himself with. 我不認(rèn)為耶穌會(huì)管這等閑事 [18:44.58]No,you're right. I don't really know what Jesus thinks about. 不 你說的對(duì) 我真的不知道耶穌在想什么 [18:48.36]All right,good-bye. 好吧 再見 [18:54.35]Did you tell on me? 是你告的密? [18:55.87]Are you kidding me? I already have two strikes. 開什么玩笑? 我都已經(jīng)二振了 [19:05.34]Penny. Penny. Penny. Penny Penny Penny [19:12.05]I am very,very sorry for what I have done. 非常非常抱歉 為我的行為道歉 [19:15.37]Here's your laundry. 這是你的衣服 [19:16.71]I rescind your strikes and you are no longer banished. 我廢除了你的記錄 你不再被驅(qū)逐了 [19:21.75]Can I sit wherever I want? 我想坐哪就坐哪了不? [19:26.23]Never mind,never mind. That's,that's not important. 沒事 沒事 這個(gè)--這個(gè)不重要 [19:29.82]Sheldon,this was big of you. Thank you. I really appreciate it. Sheldon 你真的很寬宏大量 謝謝你 我很感激 [19:32.69]Thank you. 謝謝 [19:34.49]- Good night,Sheldon. - Penny... - 晚安 Sheldon - Penny... [19:37.24]- Yes? - Well played. - 啥? - 你有一手 [19:43.54]Thank you. 謝謝 [19:44.51]Just rember: with great power comes great responsibility. 但請(qǐng)記住 能力越大 責(zé)任越大 (出自) [19:51.74]Understood. 明白 [20:06.53]有什么事嗎? [20:08.82]Can I help you? 我們是來修有線電視的 [20:10.19]Yes,we're here to fix the cable. 我想我們裝的是衛(wèi)星的 [20:13.76]I think we have satellite. 我說的就是衛(wèi)星 [20:17.32]That's what I meant. 好吧 請(qǐng)進(jìn) [20:20.65]Okay,come on in. [20:25.57]她比我家里女人摞一起都高 [20:27.86]She's taller than all the women in my family combined. [20:31.43]我們接下來干什么? [20:33.72]What do we do now? [20:35.46]跟著Wolowitz太太走唄

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