英文短篇故事（紐約）381 May-December Wedding

"Look here," Ryan said. "Hugh Hefner, founder of the Playboy empire, is getting married." Ryan's wife Coco asked, "Who would want to marry that old goat? What is he, 100?" Ryan said, "No, he's only 86. And his new wife is going to make him feel even younger. She's only 26." Coco said, "Twenty-six? Shame on him. He's old enough to be her great-grandfather. And shame on her. She's young enough to be his great-granddaughter. What could the two of them possibly have in common—they both like to eat ice cream?" He said, "Apparently, their age difference doesn't matter to them. They're in love." She said, "Yes, they are. He's in love with her body. And she's in love with his money." Ryan said, "Yes, he is her sugar daddy, that's for sure." Coco said, "No, he isn't. He's her sugar daddies—three of them wrinkled up into one!"