教授的愿望
A graduate student, a post-doc, and a professor were walking on campus and they found an antique oil lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out in apuff of smoke.
一個(gè)研究生、一個(gè)博士后和一個(gè)教授在校園里走時(shí)發(fā)現(xiàn)了一只古老的油燈。他們摩擦油燈,一個(gè)精靈隨之著一股煙霧鉆了出來(lái)。
The genie said, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."
精靈說(shuō):“我一般只讓人許三個(gè)愿,所以你們一個(gè)可以有一個(gè)愿望。”
"Me first! Me first!" said the graduate student. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speed boat with a gorgeous woman."
“我先來(lái)!我先來(lái)!”研究生搶著說(shuō),“我要去巴哈馬,和一個(gè)漂亮的女人在海上駕著快艇游弋。”
Poof! He's gone.
噗的一下,他去了。
"Me next! Me next!" said the post-doc. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with aprofessional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other."
“到我了!到我了!”博士后接著說(shuō),“我要去夏威夷,在海灘上閑散著,要有一個(gè)專業(yè)的草裙舞演員在一旁為我表演,手邊還要有一杯邁泰酒。”
Poof! He's gone.
噗的一下,他也去了。
"You're next," the genie said to the professor.
“輪到你了,”精靈對(duì)教授說(shuō)。
The professor smiled and said, "I want those guys back in the lab after lunch."
教授笑著說(shuō):“我要那兩個(gè)人午飯后回到實(shí)驗(yàn)室。”