英語小達(dá)人每天10分鐘 319 How to Annoy Your Co-workers

[00:00.01]How to Annoy Your Co-workers 怎樣惹怒同事 [00:13.53]1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper, 99 copies. 1. 將復(fù)印機設(shè)置為縮印一半的大小，加黑，A3紙，復(fù)印99份。 [00:26.12]2. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 2. 在任何天氣情況下都開著前風(fēng)擋雨刷，好讓它隨時“在調(diào)試中”。 [00:34.45]3. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." 3. 對別人說的事都報以“這只是你的想法”的回答。 [00:44.10]4. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." 4. 用“根據(jù)預(yù)言所說”來結(jié)束你所有的發(fā)言。 [00:55.56]5. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing. 5. 用雙手使勁捂住耳朵來暗示談話該結(jié)束了。 [01:04.26]6. Staple pages in the middle of the page. 6. 把紙張從中間裝訂起來。 [01:08.30]7. Ask your co-workers what gender they are. 7. 問同事們他們的性別。 [01:13.05]8. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 8. 做陳述的過程中，不時地像鸚鵡一樣點點頭。 [01:21.51]9. Practice making fax and modem noises. 9. 練習(xí)發(fā)出傳真機和“貓”的聲音。 [01:25.26]10. During meetings, disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 10. 開會時，拆開你的筆，“不小心”把筆芯彈出來。 [01:38.21]11. ALWAYS TYPE WITH CAPS-LOCK ON 11. 全部用大寫字母打出 [01:43.50]12. type only in lower case 12. 全部用小寫字母打出 [??:??.??]13. Don'tuseanypunctuationeither 13. 不要使用標(biāo)點符號或空格 [01:47.07]14. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. 14. 問同事們詭秘的問題，然后把他們的回答記在小本子上。 [02:03.35]15. Mutter something about "psychological profiles." 15. 嘟嘟囔囔一些諸如“心理側(cè)面圖”之類的東西。

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