丑女貝蒂第一季18

[00:00.00]美劇MP3+LRC 12.09.02 13:55:25 [00:01.00](Marc) Previously on Ugly Betty: “丑女貝蒂”前情提要… [00:02.70]- What was your first impression of me? - Um... (mock scream) 你對我的第一印象如何? [00:06.20]- What is this? - A tracking device. - 這是什么呀? - 追蹤器 [00:08.54]l will know where you are, every minute of every day. 我就能掌握你每時每刻的行蹤 [00:11.51]l can't spend time with you and your girlfriend. 我不能和你 還有你的女朋友 在一起了 [00:14.51]What does that make us? - 我們算什么呢? - 同一幢大樓里一起工作的兩個人 [00:15.91]- People who work in the same building. - Oh. [00:18.91]- Your family is falling apart. - My family is coming together. 你的家庭正在四分五裂 你知道嗎? [00:22.95]He said if l went through with the surgery, - 我的家庭正在破鏡重圓 - 他說 要是我做了手術 [00:25.05]l'd lose everything. He'd rather l were dead. 我就會失去一切-- 他說我還不如死了算了 [00:27.62]You're here because of me. Because of what l did. 你在這里完全是因為我 因為我的所做所為 [00:32.23]l'm turning myself in. 我要去自首 [00:35.36]l'm reporting live outside of Meade Publications, 我正在Meade出版集團門 外向大家報道 [00:38.30]where Bradford Meade is expected to return to work tomorrow Bradford Meade有望將于 [00:41.30]after his release from prison. 明日釋放 并回來工作 [00:43.00]Arrested for the murder of Fey Sommers, all charges against him were dropped 之前 他因被懷疑謀殺了 Fey Sommers而被逮捕 [00:45.29]而現在 所有的指控 [00:46.84]after his wife, Claire Meade, turned herself in late last night. 都被撤消了 因為他的妻子Claire Meade [00:48.79]昨晚向執(zhí)法部門提出了自首 [00:51.05]Now, let's get some reactions from some of the employees. 現在 咱們來聽聽 [00:54.02]- Excuse me. Miss? Miss? - No comment! No comment! 員工們對此事的看法 [00:54.18]呃 打擾一下 小姐 小姐-- [00:56.11]無可奉告 無可奉告! [00:57.62]Ow! [01:02.46]No comment! No comment! Ow! 無可奉告 無可奉告! [01:05.93](Justin laughs) 噢! [01:08.86]- (thud) - (Betty over TV) Ow! [01:11.23]- (tape rewinding) - (Betty over TV) Ow! [01:13.74]- (Justin chuckles) - (Betty over TV) Ow! [01:16.30]- (Betty over TV) Ow! - Hilda! [01:19.01]- Justin! - l'm sorry! - Hilda - Justin! [01:20.51]lt just gets funnier every time. 我很抱歉 但真的越看越好玩 [01:22.38]- Would you just get ready for school? - Fine! - 你能收拾一下 準備去學校嗎? - 好吧 [01:26.48](sighs) [01:28.55]So how are you doing anyway? And don't say ''no comment.'' 那么 你到底覺得怎樣? [01:30.73]別跟我說什么“無可奉告” [01:33.09]l don't know. 我不知道 [01:34.89]Ever since Ms. Meade's arrest, l just can't help but feel guilty. 自從Meade夫人被捕以后 [01:36.83]我就一直覺得很內疚 [01:38.76]l was the one who talked her into turning herself in. 就是因為我跟她講了那些 她才去自首的 [01:41.53]Hey, you didn't talk her into anything. She did what she felt she had to do. 嘿 你又沒叫她干什么 [01:43.75]她這么做是因為 她覺得應該這么做 [01:45.73]How's Daniel handling this? Daniel對這事有什么反應? [01:47.37]He and Alexis aren't speaking. Alexis and his father aren't speaking, 他跟Alexis都不來往了 [01:50.87]and his mother is being detoxed before she can be arraigned. Alexis跟他們爸爸也不來往了 [01:51.28]他媽媽正在醫(yī)院接受戒酒治療 [01:54.38]See, it really makes you appreciate coming from a nice, normal family. 然后才能參加庭審 了解了? [01:55.53]這還真的讓你慶幸 [01:56.60]自己是出生在一個美好 正常的家庭 [01:58.21](alarm wailing) [01:59.81]Papi, what part of ''house arrest'' don't you understand? 爸爸 你真的不明白“軟禁”的意思嗎? [02:03.02]l just went out two feet to get the paper! 我不過走出門兩步去拿報紙而已 [02:05.35]- (phone ringing) - l think that's for you. [02:07.06]我想那應該是找你的 [02:09.66]- Yes, Constance. - (alarm continues) 喂 Constance [02:12.63]l just stepped out my front door. l wasn't fleeing the country! 我不過剛剛走出大門 [02:14.36]我沒打算潛逃 [02:16.00]OK. l'm back inside now. Happy? 好了 好了 我進來了 高興了? [02:18.73](alarm stops) [02:20.24]Dad, it's only four more weeks till your court date. 爸爸 現在距離你的庭審日期 只剩四個多禮拜了 [02:22.84]l can't live like a prisoner four more weeks. l'm going stir-crazy in here! 我可不想四個多禮拜 一直過得跟個囚犯似的! [02:25.49]我在這里憋得都快發(fā)瘋了! [02:28.08]l'm starting not to remember the feel of rain, 我都快要忘記-- 雨點打在身上的感覺 [02:30.51]the smell of freshly mowed grass. 新割過的青草的香味了 [02:33.25]Papi, we live in Jackson Heights. 爸爸 咱們可是住在杰克遜高地 [02:35.35]The grass smells like fried onions. 草的味道聞起來象炸洋蔥 [02:39.32]l got the message, l'll definitely be there at 9:00 on the dot. 我收到信息了 [02:40.21]我會9點準時到 [02:42.62](gasps) [02:44.13]l waited an hour and a half to do that. 我等待這一刻已經一個半鐘頭了 [02:46.06]l just came to get my things before... 我只是 呃… [02:48.09]我先過來拿東西… [02:50.60]- l'll come back later. - No. No, no. - 我晚點再來 - 不 不 不 [02:53.74]We still haven't had our beautiful father-son reconciliation. 咱們還沒好好來個父子和解呢 [02:57.51]Last time l saw you, things were so rushed. 上次咱們見面太倉促了 [03:00.04]With you having me arrested and all. 你那時正忙著讓我進監(jiān)獄 [03:03.41]So... [03:05.51]...this is the life you wanted so badly? 那么 這就是你渴望得到的生活 [03:08.52]Actually, in the life l wanted, you were behind bars. 事實上 在我期待的生活中 你應該是待在鐵窗后面 [03:11.92]And in the life l wanted, you were still a man. 而在我所期待的生活里 你始終是個男人 [03:16.59]You remember making me this? You were six. 還記得你給我做了這個嗎? 那時你才6歲 [03:20.46]After you disappeared, 在你消失之后 我看著它 [03:22.10]l'd look at it to remind myself of the son that l'd lost. 以此來紀念我失去的兒子 [03:25.13]Now it reminds me of the son l wish l'd never had. 而現在它讓我想起的卻是 一個我寧可不要的兒子 [03:31.74]You and l... 你跟我… 咱們完了 [03:33.88]- ...we're finished. - We were finished a long time ago. 咱們之間早就完了 [03:42.72]Hey, l've been looking for you. Look what l just scored. 嘿 我一直在找你呢 [03:45.79]New Prada store's opening tonight and Steve Aoki's DJ'ing. 瞧我搞到了什么 Prada有家新店今晚開張 [03:48.82]- Drinks beforehand? - l can't, l have plans. DJ是Steve Aoki 先去喝一杯如何? [03:51.43]- Who is he? - My mother. - 哦 不行 我有事情 - 哦 他是誰? [03:52.73]She's in town for another stupid cat show. 我媽媽-- 她進城來了 來參加一場貓咪展覽 [03:55.03]lt's disgusting, her and a bunch of fancy pussycats. 真惡心-- 她跟那一幫子 花里胡哨的貓咪 [03:57.87]Don't worry. l'll skip Prada. 好吧 別擔心 我不去Prada了 [03:59.80]Your girlfriend is reporting for duty. 你的女朋友隨時候命 [04:02.17]- Where are the 3 of us going to dinner? - Actually, you're not coming. - 那我們三個到那里去吃晚餐? - 事實上 你不用去了 [04:06.64]But it's your mother. l'm the love of your life, remember? 什么? 那可是你媽媽 [04:08.26]我可是你一生的摯愛 記得嗎? [04:09.81]You're released from beard duty. Consider yourself shaved. 從此不用你再擔當替身了 [04:13.51]Wait, what are you saying? 你就偷著樂吧 [04:15.15]Did you actually tell your mother that you are a ho... 等等 你在說什么? [04:15.56]你真的告訴你媽媽你是個同-- [04:18.29]No! lt's just... 沒 我只是… 幾年來 [04:20.15]l've been telling her you're my girlfriend three years now, and... 一直都跟她說 你是我女朋友… [04:23.59]....she's pressuring me to buy the cow. 她就開始催著我快點結婚了 [04:25.76]So you're saying we're over? And l'm fat? 所以你就說我們完了… 我很胖嗎? [04:28.76]No! Just over. 不 只是完了 [04:30.80]Just like that? 就這樣? [04:32.63]Sweetie, it's not you, it's me. 親愛的 這跟你無關 是我的事情 [04:36.34]You are damn right that it's you! 哦 你TMD沒錯 是你的事情 [04:38.44]l'm the best pretend girlfriend you'll ever have. 你再也找不到比我好的女生 來當擋箭牌了 [04:41.24]Mandy! (scoffs) Mandy… 哦 [04:42.64]We'll always have that fake pregnancy scare! 不然的話我們就老是要擔心 那并不可能的懷孕(生孩子)問題 [04:45.55]Oh, that was a real scare, you idiot. lt just wasn't yours! 哦 這個問題可是真實存在的 你個笨蛋 [04:48.46]不過不是你的(問題)罷了 [04:58.56]How are you feeling? 你覺得怎樣? [05:00.46]Well, l've had better Mondays. And better jewelry. 嗯 這個禮拜一比以前好… [05:03.46]首飾也比原來的好 [05:07.24]The shakes haven't started yet, 酒癮還沒上來 但是 呃 [05:09.10]but the sweating and the nightmares are a delight. 發(fā)汗和做噩夢還真挺不錯的 [05:12.64]Oh, and they say l should be moving to the prison 哦 他們還說我下個禮拜 [05:15.94]by the end of the week. 要搬進監(jiān)獄 [05:17.75]You should have let me stay in there. 你應該讓我待在那里的 [05:21.45]l'm scared. 我很害怕 [05:23.89]l'm here for you. 有我在你身邊 [05:27.26]- l hope you still are, after... - After what? 我希望你一直都在 直到… [05:30.06]直到什么? [05:32.36]Hey. How are you feeling? 嘿 你感覺如何? [05:36.20]l've been talking with the lawyers and they think if we... 我跟新律師談過了 看來他們覺得 [05:39.20]That's not why l called you here. - 要是我們要求因精神問題而免罪-- - 我不是因為這個才叫你來的 [05:41.50]What's going on? 怎么了? [05:42.74]Your father tried to fire Alexis today. 你爸爸今天想炒掉Alexis [05:45.11]- Tried? l did. - But you can't. 想? 我已經炒了 [05:48.28]She's your child, and she's your sister. 但你不能這樣 [05:48.69]她是你的孩子 她是你姐姐 [05:51.48]Now, l am probably going away for a very long time, 現在 我有可能要離開很長一段時間 [05:55.02]and l want you all to be a family. 我希望你們能相親相愛 [05:56.92]l don't think Alex wants to be part of any family, Mom. 我不認為Alex想成為 這家庭的一部分 媽媽 [06:00.02]Alexis! And she'll never be part of a family 是Alexis 要是你們一直不接納她的話 [06:03.12]if you keep pushing her away. 她就永遠也成不了這家庭的一部分 [06:06.13]Which is why l've convinced her to help you run Mode. 這就是我為什么要讓她 幫你經營的原因 [06:09.23]- ls she on morphine? - l wish. - 她有被注射嗎啡嗎? - 我倒想呢 [06:11.97]Don't be ridiculous, Claire. l decide who works for my companies. l own Mode. 別傻了Claire [06:13.80]我的公司要誰工作得由我決定 [06:16.37]Actually, dear, you own Meade Publications. 的所有權是我的 [06:16.90]實際上 親愛的 Meade出版社是你的 [06:20.31]Apparently, you've forgotten. 很顯然你已經忘記了… 是我的 [06:22.14]l own Mode. [06:27.58]Your mother owns this magazine? Since when? 這個雜志社是你媽媽的? [06:30.32]Since my dad needed a tax shelter and put it in her name. - 什么時候的事情? - 那時候我爸爸需要避稅 [06:31.76]就用了她的名字 [06:33.42]So now she insists Alex and l be co-editors-in-chief 所以現在她堅持要Alex和我 共同擔任總編 [06:36.26]and there's nothing anyone can do about it. - 誰也不能 也無法對此怎么樣 - 也許沒那么糟糕 [06:38.46]Maybe that's not a bad thing. 我是說 你跟Alexis 可以再次互相了解 [06:40.19]You and Alexis can get to know each other again. [06:42.66]And, now you only have to do half the work. - 而且 現在你也只用做一半工作了 - 一半? [06:44.97]Half? Betty, there's no ''half'' with Alex. [06:46.71]Betty 對于Alex來說 可沒什么“一半”的事情 [06:48.24]You put us side-by-side in anything, she always has to win. 不管你把我們兩個 同時放到什么事情前面 [06:49.88]不管如何 他總是想著要贏 [06:52.84](Daniel) When we went jogging every morning it would be great. 即便是每天早上我們去慢跑 [06:55.91]But then at the very end, every time, he always had to pull ahead. 本來是很好的事情 [06:56.77]但到了最后 每一次 [07:00.85]Just to remind me he could. 他總是要跑到前面 只是想提醒我 他可以比我快 [07:03.08]Yes! 真棒! [07:10.12]Daniel, you've done a great job running this magazine. Daniel 最近6個月來 [07:13.63]l know you can win this race. lt's like the tortoise and the hare... 你這本雜志經營得很不錯 [07:14.08]我相信你能贏得這場比賽 [07:16.96]OK, l'm going to figure it out. You can cross my pep talk off your list. - 這就象是龜兔賽跑-- - 好了 好了 我就直說吧 [07:19.63]你今天就用不著跟我加油鼓勁了 [07:22.67]There will be more. 我不會停的 [07:26.91]So, both of you are editors-in-chief? 那么 你們兩個人都是總編 [07:30.51]Alexis is an editor-in-chief. Daniel is an editor-in-chief. Alexis是總編 Daniel也是總編 [07:35.35]Seems like everyone in the room is an editor-in-chief... 看來 這屋子里的每個人 [07:37.47]都是總編… [07:39.05]- ...except for me. - And me. 除了我 [07:40.94]還有我 [07:42.69]OK. Here's how we're gonna split up responsibilities. 好了 咱們就這樣來分派職責 [07:45.96]Wilhelmina, you are still Creative Director. 很顯然 wilhelmina 你還是創(chuàng)意總監(jiān) [07:48.33]l'll write the Letter from the Editor and have final say on the book. “總編語”(專欄)還是由我來寫 [07:52.27]- Wow, look at the big man in charge. - (Daniel) Somebody has to be. - 雜志的最終決定由我來做 - 哇 瞧瞧這管事的大男人 [07:55.50]Not all of us have time to fake our own death, 總得有人來做啊 [07:56.20]又不是人人都有時間來假死一回 [07:57.71]disappear for two years. 消失兩年 [07:59.47]Oh, God. Are you still singing that old song? 哦 天哪 你非得要老生常談嗎? [08:01.94]Daniel, you can be the boss of everything for all l care. Daniel 什么事情由你做主 都與我無關 [08:05.31]l don't want anything to do with you, Dad or this magazine. 我可不想跟你 爸爸 還有這本雜志 扯上任何關系 [08:08.55](Daniel) Really? 是嗎? [08:10.95]That's not what you told Mom, is it? 你跟媽媽可不是這么講的 不是嗎? [08:12.89]Just stop, Daniel. l'm done. Have fun with your little magazine. 得了 Daniel [08:14.50]我行了 你就好好玩你這本雜志吧 [08:16.76]l, for one, have much bigger dreams. 我可有著高得多的追求 [08:19.16]Like what? A uterus? 比如什么? 一個子宮? [08:21.16]You can say it, but can you spell it? 你倒是會讀 你寫得出來嗎? [08:23.03]Do l need to be in this meeting? 這個會議還需要我參加嗎? [08:25.87]This meeting's over. 會議結束 [08:30.51]They really did take your balls away with that operation, didn't they? 哦 手術的時候 [08:34.01]- Excuse me? - What is wrong with you? 他們真的把你的蛋蛋割掉了 是嗎? [08:34.60]- 你說什么? - 你是怎么回事啊? [08:36.38]You're giving Bradford exactly what he wants. 你讓Bradford正中下懷了 [08:39.41]- He won! Game over. - Not necessarily. 他贏了 游戲結束 [08:42.32]Bradford doesn't want you anywhere near this magazine, right? 沒這個必要 [08:42.79]Bradford不想讓你對這本雜志 有任何染指 [08:45.82]So, splash yourself all over it! 對嗎? [08:46.39]那就哪兒都插上一腳 [08:49.29]Your father will die of shame. 你父親會羞愧而死的 [08:51.93]He wouldn't die. Stroke, maybe. 他才死不了呢 [08:55.86]Alexis, make Mode your own. 頂多中風 [08:56.00]Alexis 讓成為你的 [08:57.73]You approve the book, you write the Letter from the Editor. 你來最終確認稿件 你來寫“總編語” [09:01.00]Show the industry and your father who's in charge. 讓整個行業(yè) 還有你爸爸看看 你是老大 [09:03.77]You mean, take it away from Daniel? 你是說 從Daniel那兒搶過來? [09:05.81]- Do you care? - Not really. 你介意? [09:07.93]當然不 [09:09.44]Well, you really want to do this job, you should have an appropriate office... 啊 好吧 要是你真想做這份工作 [09:13.36]就得有個象樣的辦公室… [09:16.32]...like this one. 比如這間 [09:25.66]This is our new office? lt has fluorescent lighting. 這就是我們的新辦公室? 還拿日光燈照明的 [09:28.43]l will not be looked at under this merciless glare. 我可不想在這么耀眼的 光線下面見人 [09:31.20]Patience, Blanche. lt's only temporary. 哦 耐心點 Blanche(女名 暗指Marc嬌氣) 這不過是臨時的 [09:34.30]The minute Daniel sees her as a real threat, 等到Daniel把她當作真正的威脅 [09:36.97]they'll be at each other's throats 他們就會自相殘殺 [09:38.84]and then l'll have my pick of any office l want. 那時我想挑哪個辦公室都行 [09:41.24]Thank God, you have a new plan. We shall overcome, girlfriend. 哦 謝天謝地 你又有新計劃了 [09:43.40]咱們會熬過去的 朋友 [09:45.05]- You did not just say that. - (stammers) 你不會只是說說而已吧 [09:47.38]- (cell phone rings) - (gasps) [09:49.55]Oh, my God. Mommy, in the building. 哦 天哪 媽媽… 在這里 [09:52.89](elevator dings) [10:02.20](cat meows, hisses) [10:04.93]- (loud hiss) - (hisses) [10:07.10](cat growls) [10:09.40]Hello, Amanda. 你好 Amanda [10:10.97]Hi, Mama Weiner. 嗨 Weiner媽媽 [10:13.67]Dear, l hate to be rude, but now that you've broken Marc's heart 親愛的 我不想無禮 [10:15.00]但你傷了我親愛的小Marc的心-- [10:17.45]with your indiscretions, you should go back to Mrs. Weiner. 應該說 你太不檢點了-- [10:19.73]我認為你應該改回 Weiner太太 [10:21.82]- lndiscretions? - Marc told me about the other men 不檢點? Marc跟我說了你跟別的男人… [10:24.75]and women. 還有女人 [10:26.15]Drug addiction makes you do strange things. 毒癮會讓你做出奇怪的事情 [10:28.66]But Marc says you're working on that, one day at a time. 但Marc說你正在采取行動 [10:31.47]總有一天會搞定的 [10:33.46]Really? Marc told you all of that, did he? 真的嗎? Marc全都跟你說過了嗎? [10:37.70]Mom! 媽媽! [10:38.77]- There's my Marky Marc! - Hi! 是我的Marc小乖乖! [10:42.00](loud kisses) [10:44.17]l thought you were going to the cat show then we were going to dinner? 我還以為你去貓展了 [10:47.58]l had a ''cat-tastrophy.'' - 然后咱們再接著去吃晚飯 - 寶貝 我碰到點麻煩 [10:49.21]Lady Buttons of Camelot lost a jewel on her collar. Camelot的Buttons夫人 項圈上的一顆寶石掉了 [10:52.35]That's a ten point penalty for appearance. 外表要被扣掉10分 [10:54.78]Can one of your fashion people fix it? 你們這邊有手巧的人 能幫忙修一下嗎? [10:57.15]Oh, of course! 哦 當然可以 [10:58.82]Fashion person... help? 嗯 手巧的人 幫忙! [11:01.06]l would be happy to. 我很樂意 [11:02.92]l just hope my drug and sex addictions don't get in the way. 只要我的毒癮和性成癮不來搗亂的話 [11:06.29]Oh, Mom, why don't you go to the cafeteria and get some lunch 哦 媽媽… [11:07.95]你不如先到下面的自助餐廳吃點午餐 [11:10.03]and l'll bring the collar to you. - 等下我把項圈送去給你? - 等等 Marc [11:11.83]Wait! Marc, aren't you going to introduce your mom to your new love, 你不準備把你媽媽 介紹給你的新愛人認識一下? [11:15.40]in whose bosom you found comfort after dating a skank like me? 在跟我這樣的蠢人約會過之后 [11:16.90]你能在她懷中找到溫暖? [11:18.57]You're dating someone new? 你有新女朋友了? [11:20.54]Oh, look! And here she is. 哦 瞧 她來了 [11:23.41]This is Marc's new girlfriend, Betty. 這就是Marc的新女朋友 Betty [11:26.85]Girlfriend? That's a good one, Amanda. 女朋友? [11:28.80]這話不錯 Amanda [11:30.45]What's so funny? 哦 什么事情這么好笑? [11:32.69]Well, you know, because Marc's... 嗯 要知道 因為Marc-- [11:37.59](gags) [11:54.08](gags, groans) [11:58.81]You haven't told your mom you're gay? 你沒跟你媽媽說過你是同性戀? [12:01.75]l mean, isn't it a little... 我是說 這不是有點… [12:03.48]l don't know... l... lt's just that you're so... sparkly. 我不知道 [12:05.15]我-- 只是-- 只是你是那么的… [12:07.92]She visits twice a year, she sees what she wants to see. - 活潑可愛! - 她一年來兩次 她看見的東西是有選擇性的 [12:10.89]l can't believe l'm asking you this. l need your help. 真不敢相信我會求你幫忙 我需要你幫忙 [12:14.36]You need my help? Hmm. 你需要我?guī)兔? [12:17.90]The girl you've tortured for the last six months. 你6個月以來一直在折磨的女生? [12:20.47]l think ''tortured'' is a little severe. 我覺得說“折磨”有點太過了 [12:22.94]My second day, you tricked me into eating glue 好吧 我來的第2天 你騙我吃固體膠 [12:25.21]by telling me it was white chocolate. l could've died. 還騙我說那是白巧克力 [12:27.91]l only let you eat two pieces. Come on, Betty. - 不! 打死我也不干 - 哦 我只讓你吃了兩片 別這樣 Betty! [12:30.38]lt would really mean a lot to my mother. 這對我媽媽來說 意義重大 [12:34.78]Lady Buttons of Camelot has a real shot in the show ring today. 我覺得Camelot的Buttons夫人 [12:35.73]今天在賽場上的表現非常好 [12:38.45]Look at her! She's having a really good fur day. 看看她 她今天的運氣真的不錯 [12:41.16]l'm not dating your kid anymore, 好了 我沒在跟你兒子約會了 [12:42.96]so l don't have to listen to the ''cat-chat.'' 所以我就不用再聽你扯 那些關于貓咪的鬼話了 [12:45.43]Marc's right. You are cranky when you don't get your fix. Marc說得沒錯 你毒癮上來的時候還真是怪異 [12:48.93](cell phone rings) [12:54.57]Oh, look at this. lt's Betty's papi. 哦 瞧這個 是Betty的爸爸 [12:58.31]- You should really talk to him. - Won't Betty mind? - 你真該跟他聊聊 - Betty不會介意嗎? [13:01.18]She hasn't found the right time to tell her father she's dating Marc. 她都沒找到機會告訴她爸爸 她在跟Marc約會 [13:04.91]You could really help them out. 你倒是可以幫他們這個忙 [13:08.85]Hi, this is Jean Weiner. 嗨 我是Jean Weiner [13:11.42]All you have to do is come stand next to me 你所要做的是 [13:12.53]在我旁邊站上2分鐘 [13:14.19]and let me tell my mom that we're... dating. 讓我告訴我媽媽 我們在… 約會 [13:17.26]lt's crazy. She would never believe us. - 真是瘋了 她才不會相信我們呢 - 好吧 好吧 好吧 [13:19.29]OK, if you do this for me... 要是你幫我這個忙 我就給你點小道消息 [13:22.70]...l'll give you information to save your boss's job. 那可以幫你老板保住他的位子 [13:25.40]What? Why? What do you know? 什么? 為什么? 你知道什么了? [13:27.64]Uh-uh. You help me first. 不 你得先幫我 [13:29.07](Amanda laughs) [13:31.74]So, how's the happy couple? 那么 小兩口過得如何啊? [13:34.38]Oh, laugh, clown, laugh. 哦 笑吧 小人 笑吧 [13:37.31]But l am showing everyone copies of your ''modeling'' photos. 我要把你“擺造型”的照片 [13:38.83]拿給所有人看 [13:41.25]OK, those were tasteful. And he told me he loved me. 好啊 那些照片挺漂亮的 他跟我說過他愛我 [13:44.85]Besides, you're not gonna have time to show anyone anything. 還有 你沒時間給任何人 看任何東西了 [13:48.09]- Your mom just talked to Betty's dad. - She what? - 你媽媽剛剛跟Betty的爸爸通過話 - 她怎么了? [13:51.06]And you're all having dinner tonight at the Casa de Suarez. 你們今晚都要去Suarez大酒店 (Betty家)吃晚餐 [13:54.03](laughs) Ta! [13:56.83]This better be some good information, Marc. 最好是什么好消息 Marc [13:59.10]- You're ruining meatloaf night. - Wait, what? 你會毀掉一個好好的晚上的 [14:03.07]Alexis wants to take over the company and push you out. - 等等 什么? - Alexis想接管公司 把你給踢出去 [14:06.24]- That's what Marc said. - ls Alex in his office? - Marc就是這么說的 - Alex在他辦公室里嗎? [14:08.78]Yes, she is. 是的 她在 [14:10.41]Why would Marc tell you that? Didn't he make you eat glue? Marc怎么會告訴你這些? [14:13.25]Yeah, that was before. l'm his girlfriend now. - 他不是還讓你吃過固體膠? - 是 那是以前 現在我是他的女朋友 [14:15.65]- His what? - The things l do for you. 他的什么? [14:16.90]我為了你所做的事 [14:20.92]Daniel Meade. Nick Pepper, Ms. Meade's new assistant. Daniel Meade 我是Nick Pepper Meade小姐的新助手 [14:25.79]l've followed your career since l graduated from Cornell. 自我從Cornell畢業(yè)后 [14:27.03]我就一直都在追隨你的腳步 [14:28.86]l want to be you in five years. - 我就希望能在5年之內達到你的高度 - 多買幾條貴點的領帶 [14:30.90]Buy more expensive ties, sleep with a few models, 和幾個模特們上床-- 你已經成功一半了 老兄 [14:33.57]- and you're halfway there, buddy. - Yes! 是的! [14:37.57]So, new office, new assistant. ls that what you meant by, 那么… 新辦公室 新助手 [14:40.46]這就是你說的 [14:42.08]''l don't want a thing to do with this magazine?'' - “我不想和這本雜志扯上任何關系”? - 哦 冷靜點 Daniel [14:44.41]Oh, calm down, Daniel. [14:45.95]l've been thinking about what you said, and... 我一直在想你說過的話… [14:49.38]l just can't lie to Mom again. 我只是不能再對媽媽說謊了 [14:51.12]lf us working together makes her happy then l think we should give it a try. 所以如果現在我們兩個 在一起工作 可以讓她開心 [14:53.58]我覺得我們應該試一試 [14:55.32]l'll even follow your lead. - 我甚至愿意都聽你的 - 然后Lucy這次真的會讓Charlie Brown [14:56.89]And Lucy's actually gonna let Charlie Brown kick the football, right? [14:59.00]踢足球了 是不是? (Lucy和Charlie Brown 都是舒爾茲的漫畫中的人物) [15:01.03]You're not fooling me, Alexis. l'm not the kid brother you used to push around. 別再騙我了 Alexis [15:02.50]我不再是那個 聽你使喚的小弟弟了 [15:04.97]And l'm not your big brother anymore, clearly! 我也不再是你的哥哥了 清楚了? [15:07.94]Look, can we not make this about us? This is about Mom. 瞧 咱們能不能別老是扯到自己? [15:11.00]這是為了媽媽 [15:13.54]lf l agree... 如果我同意了 [15:15.48]...that wouldn't mean l'm working for you, understood? 那也不代表著我是為你工作 [15:18.31]l know! Fifty-fifty. - 明白了? - 我知道 五五分 [15:21.25]You want me to pinky-swear? 要拉鉤嗎? [15:23.55]OK, so what can l do? 好吧 現在我能做些什么? [15:25.49]Well, this issue is pretty much put to bed, so... 算了 這一期的雜志 已經快付印了 所以… [15:29.42]l haven't written the Letter from the Editor yet. “總編語”我還沒寫 [15:32.93]Maybe you can write one too. 我想你能不能也寫一份 [15:34.53]l'll print them side-by-side. How about that? 我把兩篇都印上去 你覺得怎么樣? [15:37.43]- Side-by-side? - Yes, Alex. lt's called ''sharing.'' - 并排? - 是的 Alex 這叫做“共享” [15:41.40]You mean, like Katie Myers? - 你是說 就象Katie Meyers? - 呃 那個可算不上共享 [15:44.24]That wasn't so much ''sharing'' as you ''stealing my girlfriend.'' 因為那是你搶走了我的女朋友 [15:47.37]OK, bad example. 好吧 例子不太恰當 [15:49.28]l need 400 words by tomorrow morning. We take the book to press by noon. 明早之前 400個字 [15:51.70]中午就要開始印刷了 [15:58.89]Nick! Nick! [16:02.89]Cancel your paintball game or whatever it is you do after work. 取消你的彩彈射擊游戲 [16:04.96]還有一切工作外的節(jié)目 [16:06.99]We've got a lot to do if we're to get this to the printers by midnight. 我們有很多事情要做 要在凌晨前把這個送去印刷 [16:10.36]Didn't Daniel say noon? Daniel 不是說中午之前嗎? [16:12.00]Daniel also thinks l'm gonna be sharing this job fifty-fifty. - Daniel還以為我會和他五五分這份工作 - 你不是嗎? [16:16.14]You're not? 親愛的 我沒跟他共享Katie Meyers [16:17.47]Honey, l didn't share Katie Myers and l'm not gonna share this magazine. [16:20.43]我也不打算跟他共享這本雜志 [16:22.78]There's my issue, and there's Daniel's. 這是我的期刊 那是Daniel的 [16:25.35]And Daniel's is never gonna see the light of day. Daniel再也不會有出頭之日了 [16:27.88]Dude, you're awesome. 老兄 你太可怕了 [16:30.15]Dude, you haven't seen anything yet. 老兄 精彩的還在后面呢 [16:37.42]OK, we got to focus. We got to sit through dinner with my mother, 好了 現在集中精神 [16:40.89]we have to know everything about each other. 等下我們要和我媽媽一起吃晚餐 [16:41.14]所以現在要先互相了解對方 [16:43.20]- You're from the Philippines, right? - Queens! - 你來自菲律賓 對嗎? - 皇后區(qū) [16:45.60]Don't give me that look. They both end in ''eens.'' 別用那種眼神看著我 每只眼睛都寫著“皇后區(qū)” [16:48.10]We met when l made a bet with my friends 好了 那么 我們第一次見面是因為 我和我朋友打賭… [16:51.97]that l could turn you from an ugly duckling into a swan. 說我可以把你從丑小鴨 [16:54.88]Marc, that's She's All That. - 變成美麗的天鵝 - Marc 你應該說“她本來就是的” [16:56.41]No, in that movie she actually became beautiful. 不 在電影里 她是變得美麗的 [16:58.98]l fell in love with you because of the whole ''inner beauty'' crap. 我愛上了 你是因為你所謂的內在美 [17:02.38]OK, let's move to the flash cards. 現在 我們看看提詞卡 [17:04.62]l hope you studied. 我希望你預習過了 [17:07.62]- What's my favorite boy band? - 'N Sync! - 我最喜歡的男孩樂隊是? - “Nsync” [17:10.79]- What's my favorite musical? - High School Musical! - 沒錯! 我最喜歡的歌舞劇是? - “高中歌舞劇”! [17:13.43]- Where do l get my Mystic Tan? - Sunset Tan on 48th! 沒錯! 我是在哪做的人工日光浴? [17:15.03]- 第48大街的“日落浴場”! - 完全正確! [17:16.80]Will these answers really convince your mom you're straight? Marc 你確信這些東西會 [17:19.87]Straight guys Mystic Tan. Hello, Tom Cruise. OK, now you go. - 讓你媽媽相信你不是同性戀? - 呃 正常男人通常都曬日光浴 [17:21.36]比如說 湯姆.克魯斯 好了 你繼續(xù) [17:23.54]- Who's Justin? - Pass. - Justin是誰? - 呃 呃 過 [17:26.44]- He's my nephew, you've met him. - Pass. l'll never remember that! - 是我侄子 你還見過他 - 過! 過! 我從來記不住那些 下一個 [17:29.98]How old am l? - 我多大了? - 32 [17:31.05]- 32. - 22! - 22 - 真的嗎? [17:32.21]- Really? - Yes! Thank you for that. 當然了! 拜托你了 我最喜歡的花是? [17:34.78]- My favorite flowers? - (Henry) Pink Gerber daisies [17:36.60]粉色的非洲雛菊 [17:38.75]Henry? Hi. Henry! 嗨 [17:41.09]Just dropping off paychecks. 我只是來給你們發(fā)支票的 [17:43.92]How have you been? 最近怎么樣? [17:45.13]Good, good. How's Charlie? 挺好 挺好 Charlie怎么樣? [17:48.23]- Good. She's good. - OK, OK, Betty. 很好 她也很好 [17:49.60]好了! 好了 Betty 我們得把這個弄完 [17:51.40]We gotta finish this. 嗯 呃 好的 [17:53.90]- Favorite pizza toppings? - Goat cheese and capers! 呃 最喜歡的批薩口味是? [17:55.33]- 羊干酪配山柑! - 意大利辣味香腸和蘑菇 [17:56.84]- Pepperoni, mushroom. - Hey, who's girlfriend is she? Beat it! 嘿! 嘿! 嘿! 誰才是她男朋友? 住口! [18:00.47]l'm sorry. l'm just helping him with something. 對不起 我只是在幫他做些事情 [18:03.01]- Well, it was nice seeing you. - Yeah. 呃 那很高興見到你 [18:05.30]是啊 [18:09.95]- Favorite Disney Princess? - Oh, Mulan. 呃 最喜歡的迪斯尼公主是? [18:12.32]Cinderella. Her mother always read that to her before bed. 哦 花木蘭 [18:12.60]灰姑娘 [18:13.83]她媽媽總在睡覺前 給她讀灰姑娘的故事 [18:17.79]( Peaches: Boys Wanna be Her) [18:48.22]OK, l think you've got it. 好了 我想你們都搞定了 把樣片都印出來 [18:49.56]Print up those proofs and get them to graphics ASAP. 拿去給圖片部 越快越好 [18:52.16]We have a midnight deadline. Let's move! 我們凌晨前都要搞定 各位 [18:55.03]l see someone's enjoying her new role. - 快點 動起來! - 好像有人很是享受她的新工作嘛 [18:58.13]Love what you did with the office. 你把辦公室弄得還真不錯 [19:01.40]And l read your letter for the magazine. 我讀了你給雜志寫的文章 真是-- 才華橫溢 [19:03.84]Brilliant! A scathing indictment of dear ol' Dad. 對親愛的老父親的嚴厲指控 [19:07.31]And you're looking at the new cover. Think Daddy will like it? 你現在正在看的是雜志的新封面 [19:10.71]He is a breast man. Don't know whether he'll like them on his son. - 你覺得爸爸會不會喜歡? - 他喜歡大波女人 [19:11.53]- 只是不知道他是否喜歡自己兒子的 - 好極了 [19:13.98]Perfect! [19:15.25]ls it safe to assume that Daniel is not aware of any of this? 是不是 呃 我猜 [19:17.03]Daniel現在還對此一無所知? [19:19.39]Oh, please. Daniel's clueless. 哦 拜托 Daniel現在就是一只無頭蒼蠅 [19:21.79]He won't even know this is happening until the issue hits the stands. 他對正在發(fā)生的一切一無所知 [19:22.90]直到這期雜志上市 [19:25.99]l have to go change my clothes. l have a million things to do. 現在我得去換衣服了 [19:27.02]今晚真是好多事情要做 [19:32.60]- lt's almost scary how easy this is. - You are evil. 沒想到事情會這么容易 真是可怕 [19:35.01]你是惡魔 [19:38.71]l'm so going as you for Halloween! 我真喜歡跟你一起作怪! [19:50.78]- l read your Letter from the Editor. - And? - 我讀了你的“總編語” - 然后呢? [19:54.39]- lt's good! - Uh-oh. 挺好的 [19:56.09]Your voice got all high, like when l ask you to stay late and you say, 哦-哦 你聲音還提得真高 [19:56.93]就像之前我要你留下來加班 [19:59.36]- ''l don't mind.'' - No. lt's a good letter, it's just... 你說 “我不介意” [20:01.30]不 不 這是-- 這是篇好文 [20:04.77]- lt's about shoes! - This is a fashion magazine, right? - 只是- 是關于鞋的 - 這是時尚雜志 不是嗎? [20:08.07]But this isn't just any issue of Mode. 但是它和完全沒有關系 [20:10.10]With everything that's been going on, 我是說 最近你家里發(fā)生了那么多事 [20:12.04]people are gonna be looking to this as your public statement. 人們會把這看成你的講演詞 [20:15.14]Don't you think you should write something a little bit more... 你不覺得你應該再多寫點… [20:18.35]...personal? Maybe you could... 私人的事情? [20:20.78]- l can't. - ls it too painful? - 也許你應該-- - 我不能 [20:21.26]很痛苦? [20:23.82]No. l mean, literally, l can't... 不 我- 我是說 從文學角度上講 我- 我不能 我… [20:27.96]l don't know how to write a letter like that. 我不知道該怎么去寫 [20:30.42]Daniel, l read your letter every month. Daniel 每個月我都讀你的文章 [20:33.23]lt's always funny and smart and... 總是那么的幽默 機智… [20:36.96]lt's one of the things that makes you such an amazing editor. 就是這些才成就了 你這個不錯的編輯 [20:39.97]l don't exactly write those letters. 事實上都不是我寫的 [20:43.00]You know Jeremy from Features? 你知道那個特色版的Jeremy嗎? [20:46.17]He kinda writes them, and l... l sign my name to them. 是他寫的 我只是-- [20:48.16]在上面簽了我的名字 [20:49.84]That's dishonest. 那是欺騙 [20:52.08]How is your boyfriend, Marc, doing? 你男朋友Marc還好嗎? [20:54.95]- Point taken. - l am not a writer, Betty. - 不勞費心 - 我不會寫作 Betty [20:57.62]l can't do this. l'm barely an editor. 我做不來 我根本就不算個編輯 [20:59.99]Daniel, you get a magazine out every month and you do an amazing job. Daniel 你每個月都有一期雜志出版 [21:01.66]而且你做的很好 [21:04.89]And you'll do an amazing job on this letter, too. 這篇文章 你一樣會做得很好的 [21:07.36]You just have to write from the heart. 你只需要發(fā)自內心的去寫 [21:09.46]You really want your letter to be about how the pilgrim buckle is back? 我是說 你真的想讓你的文章只是… [21:11.60]- 關于方扣裝飾的回歸? - 呃 就是這樣 [21:13.17]Well, it is. [21:20.01]You can do this. 你能做到的 [21:26.51]- (doorbell rings) - (Betty sighs) [21:31.18]There's my little enchilada. 這就是我的 “小辣椒玉米卷餅” [21:34.19]- Sorry we're late. - Oh, it's not a problem... baby. - 對不起 我們遲到了 - 哦 沒關系 寶貝 [21:41.53]lt's my fault. The cat was acting up, l couldn't leave her in the hotel. 是我的錯 貓咪太纏人了 [21:43.38]我不能把她一個人留在酒店 [21:46.60]How did Miss Lady Buttons of Camelot do in the show today? 哦 呃 Camelot的Buttons夫人 [21:48.10]- 今天的表演秀如何? - 最后一名 [21:49.70]Last place. l stripped away her title. Her name's just Buttons now. 所以我把她的頭銜抹了 她現在的名字只是Buttons了 [21:53.84]Let's just sit down real fast, eat that dinner and we'll be out of here. 好 現在我們趕快坐下 [21:56.00]吃晚飯 然后趕快離開 [21:58.65]- Hey, Mr. Suarez. - Call me Papi. 嘿 Suarez先生 [22:00.23]叫我爸爸 [22:02.82]- Too much? - Mmm-hmm. 太過了? [22:03.92]- This is my mom, Jean Weiner. - Hi. 這位是我的媽媽 Jean Weiner [22:05.82]Yes, we talked on the phone. l love your home. - 嗨 - 是的 我們-- 我們通過電話 [22:08.39]lt's so... festivo! 我很喜歡你們家 很… [22:11.16]There they are. Hello, hi! 漂亮(自創(chuàng)西班牙語Festivo) [22:11.50]你們都來了! 你好! [22:15.36]l'm Hilda, Betty's sister. 嗨! 我是Hilda Betty的姐姐 [22:18.33]Can you believe these two crazy kids? So in love! 真不敢相信這兩個瘋孩子 [22:20.50]這么相愛! [22:23.47]- Let me take your things for you. - Oh, thank you. 呃 讓我-- 我?guī)湍隳脰|西 [22:24.40]哦 哦 謝謝 [22:28.11]What is she doing here? 她在這兒干什么? [22:29.68]''She'' wouldn't miss this for the world. 她怎么能錯過這么精彩的時刻 [22:34.51]- She lives here. - ''She lives here.'' - 她住這兒 - “她住這兒” [22:58.71]Taquito, “玉米卷” 記不記得之前 我們開車去偏僻的地區(qū) [22:59.77]remember that time we drove upstate to look at the leaves? [23:04.04]Oh, yes! And we listened to 'N Sync the whole way up 去看那些玉米葉? [23:04.66]哦 是的! [23:07.98]because that's Marc's favorite band. 而且--而且 我們聽著 'Nsync'樂隊的 “The Whole Way Up” [23:08.54]因為那是Marc最喜歡的樂隊 [23:10.28]l know that because l am his boyfriend. 我之所以知道 是因為我是他的男朋友 [23:12.32]l mean, he's my girlfriend. l mean... 我是說 他是我的女朋友! 我是說… [23:15.59]So, Miss Weiner, tell us. How did you get started in cat shows? 呃… Weiner太太 給我們說說 呃 [23:18.24]你從什么時候開始參加貓展的? [23:20.13]Oh, well it was just fun at first. 哦 一開始挺好玩的 [23:21.93]l had a hairless Sphynx named Mr. Meowington 我以前養(yǎng)過一只加拿大無毛貓 叫Meowington先生 [23:24.87]who l entered in a local pageant. 還參加過當地的盛裝游行 [23:26.80]For his talent competition he flushed a toilet. 呃 因為它太有天賦了 它可以沖廁所 [23:31.84]See, even a cat can remember to do it. 看到沒? 一只貓都知道 上完廁所要沖水 [23:34.21](Mrs. Weiner) Betty, you have the same sense of humor as Betty 你讓我想起了一個人 [23:37.04]Marc's old roommate Chuck. Honey, do you ever see Chuck? 你和Marc以前的室友Chuck [23:37.63]一樣有幽默感 [23:39.39]- 親愛的 還見過他嗎? - 我現在不想談他 [23:41.11]l don't want to talk about him. We just... sort of lost touch. [23:43.30]呃 我們只是… 失去聯(lián)系了 [23:46.69](Mrs. Weiner) He was so handsome, and they were so close. 哦 他很帥 而且他們很要好 [23:49.52]We weren't that close! We were just poker buddies. 沒有那么要好 呃 我們只是牌友 [23:52.99]l'm guessing a lot of hold 'em. 我看沒那么簡單 [23:54.93]So how long have you two been going out? 你們一起約會有多久了? [23:57.86]- Six months. - Three months. - 3個月 - 6個月 [23:59.30]l mean six months. lt has been six months, 我是說6個月 已經6個月了 [24:01.64]it just feels like three months. 是的 只是讓人覺得像3個月那么快 [24:03.84]Our first date, we watched High School Musical 第一次約會我們去看了 “高中歌舞劇” [24:06.71]because that's Marc's favorite musical, 因為那是Marc最喜歡的歌舞劇 [24:09.44]and l know that. 我知道的 [24:13.65]Would you guys excuse us for just a minute? 呃 各位失陪一下 [24:16.12]Treasure, can l see you up in my room? - 寶貝? - 什么? [24:18.26]- 能跟我到樓上我房間里來嗎? - 哦 好的 [24:23.09]Hey, keep that door open! 嘿 嘿 留著門別關 [24:25.29]Oh... (chuckles) 哦! [24:32.83]So this is where the tragic happens. 這就是悲劇的開始 [24:36.10]Marc, we can't do this anymore. Marc! Marc 我們不能再這樣下去了 [24:38.61]We are not convincing anybody. l keep waiting for Mr. Roper to show up. Marc! 誰都不會相信我們 [24:40.91]我一直在等你的“甜心先生”出現 [24:42.64]You agreed to this. l helped you with Daniel. - 你同意過的 我還幫助過你和Daniel - 你是個大人了 [24:45.18]You're a grown man. Tell her the truth. She might surprise you. 告訴她事情的真相 也許會有令你驚訝的結果 [24:48.65]Look what happened with Lady Buttons, and that was just over a stupid ribbon! 你開玩笑? 瞧瞧可憐的Buttons夫人 [24:50.86]只是為了一條愚蠢的絲帶 [24:53.42]l'm her child. Her favorite. l can't disappoint her. 不 不 我是她兒子 她的最愛 [24:56.87]我不能讓她失望 快來快來 [25:08.34]How do you tell someone after ten years that none of it's been real? 你怎么能在10年后對某人說 [25:10.36]所有的一切都是假的? [25:13.64]lf l tell her the truth now, then we've got nothing. 如果我現在告訴她真相 [25:15.96]我們將一無所有 [25:17.61]What do you have now? 好 那你現在有什么? [25:19.58]Two visits and Christmas? That's not a relationship. 兩個客人和圣誕節(jié) 完全沒關系 [25:23.58]- lt's too late. - No, it's not. 太遲了 [25:27.02]Marc, you have a mother. And she is downstairs, 不 還不算遲 [25:27.66]Marc 你有媽媽 她現在就在樓下 [25:31.19]and you have a chance to make her part of your life. 你仍有機會 讓她成為你生命的一部分 [25:33.83]Do you know what l would give for that? 你知道我是多么渴望得到這種母愛嗎? [25:38.53]My family's not your family, OK? 這是我的家庭 不是你的 好嗎? [25:41.23]So, let's turn that mustache upside down, 所以現在讓我們回到正軌 [25:44.57]go downstairs and finish dinner and then we'll be out of here! 下樓吃飯… 然后離開這里 [25:48.01]OK, but let's bring it back down to a man's voice. 好吧 但你先得回到正常男人的聲音 [25:53.95]Hi, Aunt Betty. Hi, Uncle Marc. 嗨 Betty阿姨 [25:56.19]嗨 Marc叔叔 [25:58.08]- What's your son doing here? - Nephew! 你兒子在這干什么? [26:01.22]Sorry. Justin's supposed to be with his father, - 是外甥 - 噢 [26:01.77]對不起 Justin本來應該 和他爸爸一起吃晚飯的 [26:04.02]but don't worry, l had a chat with him, he's onboard. 別擔心 我已經和他談過了 [26:06.86]Dad tried to take me out for fast food. - 他在車上 - 他想帶我去吃快餐 [26:09.33]Chicken nuggets are 1 5 points. it's almost bathing suit season! 吮指雞要15塊 那幾乎是游泳旺季的價錢! [26:12.77]All right, just help clear the plates? 好了 能幫我把盤子收拾一下嗎? [26:14.77]So, Hilda, you're a single mom. That must be hard. 那么 Hilda 你是個單身母親? 那肯定很艱難 [26:18.17]How long ago did you and your husband split? 你跟你先生分手多久了? [26:20.34]We were never actually married, you know. 哦 實際上我們沒結過婚 [26:22.58]Prom Night, condom breaks, long story. 你知道 舞會的晚上 安全套破了 說來話長了 [26:26.01]Actually not. That's pretty much it. 實際上不是 但也差不多 [26:29.48]- That's a lot of information. - (lgnacio) l'll get that. 哦 故事還真多 [26:32.42]Betty, look what l silk-screened in our class today. - 這兒 嘿 我來-- 我來拿那個 - 嘿 Betty [26:32.94]看 這是我今天上課印的 [26:35.96]Ooh... ls that some celebrity? 哇喔 那是某個名人嗎? [26:38.33]- No. Uh... - (Justin) You kidding? She totally is! 不 唔… 你在開玩笑嗎? 她當然是名人 [26:40.86]Claire Meade, she murdered Fey Sommers. Claire Meade-- 她謀殺了Fey Sommers [26:42.93]But she was completely justified. lt was a crime of passion, 但她完全無罪 [26:46.00]and l will not rest until that woman is free! 這是感情糾紛導致的犯罪 [26:46.35]直到她被無罪釋放 我才會休息 [26:48.54]l'm starting a petition at school tomorrow. 明天我要在學校為她請愿 [26:51.17]What a pretty kitty. Can l pet her? 好可愛的小貓 我能摸摸她嗎? [26:53.64]He's starting a petition to help out a murderer? 他要請愿去幫助一個殺人犯? [26:56.54]They're going with insanity. 他們有點過頭了 [26:58.71]Really, it helps Justin focus his anxiety. 唔 真的 這-- 這只是幫助Justin 排解一下他的焦慮 [27:01.98]He's still pretty upset about the Dreamgirls Best Picture snub. 他還在為“追夢女郎” 沒評上最佳影片… [27:03.66]而難過呢 [27:05.35]Babel? What's Babel? - “通天塔”? “通天塔” 是什么? - 哦 我的天啊 我知道 [27:07.02]Oh, my God, l know. Dreamgirls was a cinematic achievement. “追夢女郎”是一部很有成就電影… [27:10.02]And... how about the boobs on that Beyonce, huh? 而且 呃… 在里面碧昂絲的胸部如何? [27:13.73](Hilda) l can't get the lid off the trashcan! 爸爸 我揭不開垃圾桶的蓋子 [27:16.13]The cat's going for the door! 哇噢 貓咪! 貓咪! 她往門口跑了! 爸爸! [27:17.66]- l got it! - (Hilda) You can't go out! 我來抓她! 我來抓她! [27:20.20](alarm wailing) 等等 爸爸 你不能出去! 還是-- [27:22.30]- What is that noise? - (phone rings) 哦! 哦 Buttons 這聲音是怎么回事? [27:24.14]Grandpa's under house arrest. - 爺爺正在家里被軟禁 - 是的 Constance [27:25.71]- Yes, Constance. - He murder someone, too? - 他也殺了人? - 沒有! [27:28.01]- No! He's not a criminal. - He's an illegal immigrant. - 不 他不是罪犯 - 他是非法移民 [27:31.04]Would you shut up? 我們能跟別人說這個的! [27:32.75]Are you sure you want to get involved with this family? 你確定你要和這種家庭 出來的女孩交往嗎? [27:36.92]What's he doing here? 他來這兒干嘛? [27:40.89]- Daniel? - Who's Daniel? Daniel [27:43.82]He's... Betty's ex-boyfriend. Daniel是誰? [27:44.29]他是 Betty的前男友 [27:48.70]What? l can't play, too? 怎么? [27:50.09]我就不能開開玩笑? [27:58.67]- Thank you. - Mmm-hmm. [28:01.88]Oh, Claire. 哦 Claire [28:03.68]How did you get in here? Only family is permitted. 你怎么進來的? [28:05.72]只有家人才允許探視 [28:07.75]l'm your incredibly tan sister. 難以置信 你會有個黑皮膚的妹妹? (騙門口說是Claire的妹妹) [28:12.09]Let me look at you. 讓我看看你 [28:13.89]Oh, you poor thing, and handcuffs? 噢 可憐的人兒 [28:17.25]還上了手銬? [28:19.76]l have committed a crime. 我犯了罪 [28:21.46]Not letting a woman have her makeup bag. Now that's a crime. 剝奪女人的化妝袋-- 這才是犯罪呢 [28:26.30]What do you want, Wilhelmina? - 你想要什么? Wilhelmina - 我很擔心你的孩子們 [28:27.93]l came out of great concern for your children. [28:30.70]Things are not going well with Daniel and Alexis, Daniel和Alexis處得并不好 我擔心他們遲早會毀了雜志 [28:33.94]and l fear they'll soon destroy the magazine... and each other. [28:37.26]還有他們自己 [28:38.78]Much better. 這樣好多了 [28:42.05]So l thought if there was a way to salvage what's left, 所以我想是否有辦法 來挽救這種危局 [28:45.95]if there were someone who could supervise, perhaps mediate. 如果能有個人 唔 負責監(jiān)督管理 或者說居中調停的話 [28:50.42]And l suppose that person would be you? 我想 你說的那個人是指你吧? [28:52.46]l practically ran the magazine when Daniel was in charge. 當Daniel掌權時 實際上是我在運作雜志 [28:55.40]lt's that l have no authority in my current position. 但是我-- 以我目前的職位 我沒有足夠的權威 [28:59.80]You want me to do something about that? 而你希望我在這上面做點事? [29:01.77]Well, l don't know what... 嗯 我不知道 [29:03.77]...except maybe have your attorneys draw up some contracts? 也許你的律師可以草擬些委托合同 [29:08.27]l believe the phrase is... - 我想術語應該是 呃-- - “授權書”? [29:10.68]''Power of Attorney?'' [29:13.35]Yeah, something like that. 是的 就是那種東西 [29:15.12]lt would be a way for me to rightfully protect them. 我可以通過這個好好保護他們倆 [29:17.75]- After all, l am a mother too. - You're telling me. 畢竟 我也是位母親 [29:21.69]Cut the act, Wilhelmina. 你在誘騙我 [29:23.22]l'm not Bradford or one of those other suits in that office 停止你的行動 Wilhelmina [29:23.86]我不是Bradford 也不是那辦公室里的其他職員 [29:26.23]who can get taken in by your collagen smile and your plastic ass. 你那虛假的微笑和墊起的俏臀 對我沒有作用 [29:31.00]l see. 我了解了 [29:32.20]Well, perhaps l can offer you something that might change your mind. 但是 [29:34.67]也許我能給你一樣 能使你改變主意的東西 [29:40.47]l know you're drying out and all, 我知道你正在戒酒 但是 [29:42.58]but one little sip couldn't hurt, could it? [29:44.24]淺嘗一口不會有什么傷害 對嗎? [29:48.98]l bet this would make those ice chips taste so much better. 我敢打賭這會使那些冰塊 嘗起來更加美味 [29:55.19]You actually think l would sell out my children for a lousy drink? 你真的以為我會為了一杯惡心的酒 而出賣我的孩子們嗎? [29:58.79]Maybe not one, but after four or five. You've been known to do a lot worse. 一杯也許不行 但四五杯下肚后 你就會做些更加追悔莫及的事 [30:05.13]Listen to me, Wilhelmina, and you listen good. 你聽我說 Wilhelmina 你給我好好聽著 [30:08.47]l know who you are, and you're not getting your hands on this company. 我知道你是什么人 你不要妄想染指這家公司 [30:13.04]That slut Fey Sommers may have become editor-in-chief 那個蕩婦Fey Sommers也許曾經 通過我和丈夫的關系做上了總編 [30:16.04]by going after my husband. But from now on, [30:18.65]the only person running this magazine will be a Meade. 但是從現在開始 [30:19.82]只有Meade家的人能運營這雜志 [30:24.74]是嘛 [30:27.05]Sorry you feel that way, Claire. 很遺憾你是這么想的 Claire [30:28.92]Perhaps l can... offer this to you 也許我可以將這個獻給你 作為我最謙遜的道歉 [30:32.33]with my humblest apologies. [30:39.90]Oh, darn. You can't reach that, can you? 哦 可憐人 [30:42.04]你夠不到 是嗎? [30:44.30]Oops. Look at the time, l gotta run. 瞧瞧都幾點了 [30:47.07]我得走了 [30:48.71]Sorry, dear. 抱歉 親愛的 [31:09.80]So did he pop the question yet? - 那么他向你求婚了嗎? - 停 這一點都不好笑 [31:11.36]Stop! lt's not funny. [31:13.30]l have to kiss him and he wears lip gloss. 我不得不吻他 糟糕的是他還涂了潤唇膏 [31:16.00]All right. So, l finished the letter. 好吧 文章我寫完了 [31:18.24]l wanted you to read it. l think it turned out pretty well. 想讓你讀讀看 [31:20.33]我自己覺得相當不錯 [31:22.01]''He Ain't Heavy, She's My Brother.'' Aw... “他并不嚴肅 她是我哥哥” [31:25.95]So if you can proof it, e-mail it to Alexis, she can put it in the book. 如果你覺得沒什么問題 把它發(fā)給 Alexis 她就可以放到雜志里了 [31:29.28]lt has to be at the printers by tomorrow morning. 趕在明早截稿印刷前就行 [31:31.72]You could have just e-mailed this to me. 你知道嗎 其實你用E-mail 發(fā)給我就行(不用親自跑一趟) [31:34.15]l wanted to see the look on your face when you're not disappointed in me. 是啊 但是 我- [31:35.27]我想看看你不再對我感到失望時 臉上的表情 [31:40.99]Could you come here? 你能過來一下嗎? [31:42.13]My mother lost an earring and is convinced your father stole it. 我媽媽丟了一只耳環(huán) 而且她認定是你爸爸偷了它 [31:45.53]Could you give us a minute? 能再等一小會兒嗎? [31:49.50]The honeymoon is definitely over. 顯然 蜜月結束了 [31:52.17]Well, as much fun as l make of all your pep talks, 嗯 就跟我從你對我的加油鼓勁中 得到的樂趣一樣 [31:56.51]they actually kinda made me feel... peppy. 它們的確讓我感到… 精神鼓舞 [32:06.42]What are you doing? 你在干嘛? [32:08.19]l wanted to read this. Daniel worked really hard on it. 我只是想讀讀這篇文章 Daniel很努力地寫出來的 [32:10.92]Forget that stupid letter and come back in... 哦 忘了那篇愚蠢的文章 回到這邊來吧 [32:13.19]- lt's not stupid. - No, but Daniel is. - 它一點都不愚蠢 - 的確 蠢的是Daniel [32:15.19]Alexis isn't putting that in the magazine! Alexis是不會把它放到雜志里的 [32:17.46]She's not in charge! 掌權的又不是她! [32:18.56]No one told her that. She's redone the entire issue. 沒人告訴她這個 [32:20.10]她在重做整期雜志 [32:21.63]lt's already on its way to the printer. Forget that and come here. 現在已經在送往印刷廠的路上了 [32:24.80]Oh, my God. l have to go and catch Daniel. 所以請忘了那事 來這邊吧 [32:25.21]哦 我的天啊 [32:28.34]No, Betty, Betty, you can't go! 我得去追上Daniel [32:28.68]不 Betty Betty 你不能走 [32:30.28]Betty, he is your ex-boyfriend [32:32.06]他-- 他是你的前男友 [32:33.65]and l am your current boyfriend. 而我是你的現任男友! [32:35.55]He is my boss, and you're an idiot! 他是我老板 而你只是個白癡! [32:38.08]We're gonna talk about this in couples counseling! 呵 呵! 我們去做夫妻咨詢時 得好好談談這個! [32:40.62](door slams) [32:50.33](horns honking) [32:53.97]Come on, we haven't moved in 20 minutes! 快點 我們有20分鐘都沒有前進了! [32:56.24]l'm e-mailing the printer. OK to type ''Stop the presses?'' 我正在給印刷商再發(fā)封郵件 [32:58.91]l can't believe l trusted her. l am so stupid. 我讓他停止印刷是否合適? [32:59.26]真不敢相信 我居然會信任她 [33:02.54]You were giving Alexis a chance, wanted to believe the best in people. 我真夠蠢的 [33:02.53]不 你不蠢 你是在給Alexis一個機會 [33:04.04]你只是相信了別人最好的一面 [33:05.98]We're never gonna get there in time. 我們不可能及時趕到那兒了 [33:07.98]You know, the printer's not that far away. Come on. 要知道 其實印刷廠沒有多遠 [33:11.22]來吧! [33:15.79]- Excuse us. Coming through. - Excuse me! 借過 借過! 抱歉 讓我們過去 哦 [33:22.86]l just don't understand. Betty took off with her ex-boyfriend? 我真不明白 [33:24.38]Betty就這么跟她的前男友跑了? [33:26.73]Marc, don't you think that's weird? Marc 難道你不覺得奇怪嗎? [33:31.20]Mom, there's something l need to tell you about me. 呃 媽媽 有點事-- 有點事情 我得跟你說 嗯 關于我的 [33:36.68]l am... 我 嗯 [33:41.88]...breaking up with Betty. 正和Betty鬧分手 [33:43.62]Oh, thank God! 哦 謝天謝地! [33:47.72]Wait, you didn't like her? 等等 你不喜歡她嗎? [33:49.89]Marc, honey, let's be honest. With that hair and that face, Marc 親愛的 說實話 [33:53.06]what were my grandchildren gonna look like? 有個那種發(fā)型 那樣臉龐的母親 我的孫子們會長成什么樣呢? [33:55.36]Betty and her family were pretty nice to us tonight. 媽媽! 媽媽 Betty和她的家人 今晚很熱情得招待了我們 [33:58.06]Don't get me started on the family. Her father, why should l pay his taxes? 她的家人? 別提醒我去想他們 [33:59.94]她爸爸-- 為什么我得為他納稅? [34:01.80]- He broke into this country. - Mom! - 他非法進入這個國家 - 媽媽 [34:03.57]And her sister, l don't want to use the ''S'' word, but ''slut.'' 還有她姐姐? [34:04.41]我真的不想用那個“s”開頭的詞 形容她 (英文中的“蕩婦”為“slut”) [34:06.91]No wonder she got knocked-up in the second grade. 但是 我得說 她真是個蕩婦 [34:07.28]她二年級就輟學就更不足為奇了 [34:09.38](Justin) The Golden Girls marathon is on! “黃金女郎” (肥皂劇)馬拉松開始了! [34:12.18]And l don't even know what that is. 我甚至不知道那是什么 [34:15.05]- ''That?'' - He's just so... swishy! “那”? [34:16.42]別傻了 他實在是 太娘娘腔了! [34:18.72]The mother doesn't say anything. lt makes me sick. 而他母親卻一句責備的話都沒有 這實在讓我不舒服 [34:21.62]- OK, shut your mouth, Mom! - What did you say to me? 好了 閉上你的嘴 媽媽! [34:24.22]You don't get to talk about these people like that. 你剛才跟我說什么? [34:24.40]你不能這樣說他們 [34:27.03]They did a really nice thing for me tonight. 他們今晚的確幫了我很大的忙 [34:29.40]And that little boy... 那個小男孩 [34:34.17]''Swishy?'' Swishy! 娘娘腔? 娘娘腔 [34:38.74]You want to talk about ''swishy.'' 你想看看什么是娘娘腔嗎? [34:42.11]Open your eyes, Mom, and look at your own swishy son. 媽媽 睜開你的眼睛 看看你自己的兒子有多娘娘腔 [34:48.58]You know what? 你知道嗎? [34:51.32]l gotta get to the hotel. 不 我還是去旅館吧 [34:53.22]No. You don't get to go. Because l may never be this brave again. 不 不 不 你不能走 [34:55.52]因為 我也許再也鼓不起這樣的勇氣 媽媽 [34:57.32]- Mom. l love you, but... - Do not say it. - 我-我-我愛你 但是-- - 別說出來 [35:02.53]- l am what you think l am. - You're confused! 我的確如你所想的那樣 [35:05.43]No, no. For once l'm not. 你只是有點混亂 [35:05.31]不 不 [35:08.60]lf you want to get to know me... 只說一次 我不是 [35:08.89]如果你想了解我 [35:12.81]...it has to be the real me. 那就得了解真正的我 [35:14.87]The real you, huh? 真正的你 哈? [35:20.51]Well, if this is the life you've chosen... 如果這就是你所選擇的生活 [35:29.22]l have no interest in knowing the real you. 那么我沒興趣了解真正的你 [35:34.43]Thank these people for a lovely evening. 謝謝這家人給了我如此美妙的夜晚 [35:45.14]Come on, we're almost there. Come on, Betty! Hurry up! 快點 我們就快到了 [35:47.65]加油 Betty [35:52.18]Son of a bitch! 快點 [35:52.35]該死的 [35:56.18]l think l'm having a heart attack! 我想我心臟病發(fā)作了! [35:59.72]- Seriously? - No, l'm just being melodramatic! 真的? [36:00.81]不 我只是夸張而已 [36:02.86](Alexis) Hey, Daniel! 嘿 Daniel [36:05.26]Hey, Betty! 嗨 Betty [36:06.93]Run, Daniel! 快跑 Daniel! [36:09.56]What happened to sharing? What about doing it for Mom? 不是說了要“共享”嗎? [36:10.72]不說說好了 為了媽媽 我們要好好合作嗎? [36:12.37]- Plans change. - l'm not a kid anymore. 計劃變了 [36:15.03]Yeah, but l'm still gonna win! 我不再是個小孩了! [36:14.97]是啊 但是我還是會贏 [36:51.30]Yes! 真棒! [37:00.68](rock music plays) [37:05.12]Hey, l got your text. What happened? 我收到你的消息 [37:08.59]ls this a celebration drink? Are you buying? Can l have a banana daiquiri? 怎么回事? [37:08.52]這是慶功酒嗎? [37:09.97]你買單? 我能來杯 香蕉臺克利(一種雞尾酒)嗎? [37:12.49]Can we get a banana daiquiri for the lady and another scotch, please? 呃 請給這位女士來杯香蕉臺克利 再來一杯蘇格蘭酒 好嗎? [37:17.23]lt's a funny story. 說起來很有意思 [37:20.90]Alex won. Alex贏了 [37:23.40]She couldn't have gotten there much earlier. 唔 她不可能早到太多 [37:25.94]- We can tell the printer to stop. - Don't you get it? 快點 我們趕快去吧 我們趕得及讓印刷商停印 [37:28.47]lf it's not this, it's gonna be something else. 不 不 Betty 你還不明白嗎? [37:28.52]即使不是這個 也會是其他的 [37:31.01]Alex is faster than me, he'll always be faster than me. Alex比我快 [37:32.61]他總是比我快 [37:34.78]So we're giving up? 所以我們就放棄了? [37:36.32]My whole family has always thought l've been a big screw-up 瞧 當我來負責雜志時 我的家人們都不看好我 [37:39.42]when it comes to this job. l'm just trying not to disappoint them. [37:41.04]我只是盡力不讓他們失望 [37:45.09]Oh, almost forgot. 差點忘了-- 新一期雜志的樣本 [37:47.49]Advance copy, the printer was nice enough to give it to me. 印刷商還算不錯 給了我一本 [37:51.26]- (Betty) She put herself on the cover! - She always knows how to get at my Dad. 她把自己放到封面上了? [37:53.46]她永遠知道要怎么惹火老爸 [37:55.87]You should read the Letter from the Editor. lt puts mine to shame. 你該讀讀“總編語” 實在讓我羞愧地無地自容 [37:59.84]Actually, l don't need this anymore. 事實上 我再不需要這個了 [38:04.64]- l'm sorry. - Don't be! 我很難過 [38:07.11]Betty, l'm finally free. l've wasted all that time behind the desk. 別這樣 [38:07.18]Betty 我終于自由了 [38:08.33]我在辦公桌后浪費了那么多的時間 [38:10.98]lf Alex wants to take over, then let him. 如果Alex想要掌權的話 那就給他吧 [38:13.32]l've got lots of partying to catch up on. 我有好多派對要趕著去參加 [38:45.99](Wilhelmina) Working late? 工作到這么晚? [38:49.89]A lot to catch up on. 很多事趕著要做 [38:51.62]Bradford, l'm so sorry about Claire. Bradford 對Claire的事 我感到很難過 [38:54.83]l know how hard it must be to come home to an empty house. 我知道回到家后看到的只是 一座空房子的感覺有多么難受 [38:59.30]How about a... 吃點晚餐 我來陪陪你怎么樣? [39:01.20]...little dinner and some company? [39:12.48]You're still here. 你還在這兒? [39:14.95]l'm sorry l ran out earlier. How did it go? 抱歉 我剛才跑出去了 [39:18.30]事情怎么樣了? [39:22.15]Things got a little messy after you left. 事情在你離開后有點混亂 [39:25.66]l was outed to my mother. 我在我媽媽面前露餡了 [39:29.43]What? 什么? [39:31.10]Who was it? My father? 是誰壞了事? [39:32.90]No, no, it wasn't him. 我爸爸? [39:33.21]不 不 [39:34.55]不是他 [39:37.30]lt was me. 是我 [39:40.21]- Wow. - Yeah. 哇噢 [39:41.35]是的 [39:43.81]She left. 她走了 [39:49.75]You know what, Marc? 你知道嗎? Marc [39:52.99]l learned something about family tonight. 今晚 關于家庭 我學到了很多 [39:57.66]They're not always the ones who love you the most. 他們并不總是最愛你的人 [40:02.73]Sometimes it's the family that you make for yourself. 也時也應該算上你自己認為應該是的人 [40:07.37]OK, OK. 好吧 好吧 [40:10.44]Getting a little too Lifetime Original Movie for me. 對我來說 有點太像 “終生原創(chuàng)電影”的感覺了 [40:15.57]But l get it. 但我還是明白了 [40:18.98]lf she doesn't want to be a part of my life, then... it's her loss. 她不想參與我的生活 那么 [40:22.78]這是她的損失 [40:25.55]Because l'm freaking fabulous. 因為我是如此的驚世駭俗 [40:29.49]Yes, you are. 是啊 你的確如此 [40:31.79]And just so you know, 就如你所想 你永遠都是 我的“小辣椒玉米卷餅” [40:33.86]you'll always be my little chimichanga. [40:39.90]lt doesn't mean l like you. 沒有“我喜歡你”的意思哦 [40:44.00]( Alexi Murdoch: Orange Sky) [40:53.41](Daniel) The great return of Alexis Mead “Alexis Meade驚人回歸的故事 已經在媒體上演繹得夠充分了” [40:55.85]is a story that's been played-out enough in the media, [40:58.52]so l won't go into all the details here. “所以在此我不想涉及太多細節(jié)” [41:00.69]But l will admit that l didn't welcome my brother back at first. “但我還是要承認 起初 我并不歡迎我哥哥的回歸” [41:05.66]Partly because l wasn't used to seeing him in a satin pump. “部分原因是因為我無法適應 看到他穿緞面高跟鞋” [41:08.73]Mostly, because when he went away, “但更多的是因為 他離開的時候 傷了我的心” [41:12.60]he broke my heart. So l was mad. [41:14.66]“因此我很生氣” [41:16.57]But when l looked past my anger, and his makeup, “但當我回過頭來反省 我的怒火和他的個性時” [41:19.61]l realized l was happy to have him back. “我意識到 其實他的回歸讓我很高興” [41:24.68]l missed him so much. “我是如此地想念他” [41:26.31]l should start saying ''her. '' l missed her so much. “我得開始用'她'了” [41:27.96]“我是如此地想念她” [41:29.78]She's family, and it's family that will keep this magazine going “她是我的家人” [41:30.88]“能夠幫助我 運營這本雜志” [41:33.15]in the face of our personal crisis. “面對我們的私人危機的家人” [41:36.26]lt's family that gets you through everything. “是能幫助你渡過一切的家人” [41:41.79]So welcome back, Alexis. “所以 歡迎回來 Alexis” [41:45.60]Thanks to you, l'm no longer alone. “多虧了你 我不再孤獨” [41:56.24](indistinct chatter)

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