地道美語聽力播客:Going into the Military

Chantelle: Attention ! Aren’t you supposed to salute ?
Robert: You’re not my superior officer . Stop goofing around . I’m busy.
Chantelle: You’re packing already? You don’t need to report to duty for two days. Are you afraid they’ll think you went AWOL ?
Robert: I just want to be prepared. Now, leave me alone so I can finish packing.
Chantelle: Am I dismissed ? Maybe I want to enlist , too? I think I would look good in camouflage make-up and fatigues.
Robert: Being in the military is no laughing matter . Do you really think that the most desperate recruiter would want you?
Chantelle: That’s not very nice. I have as much discipline as you do...about some things. You may find yourself in a foxhole with me someday.
Robert: Whatever deployment you’d get, I’d make sure I’m on the other side of the world!