欲望都市第六季 完美情人 Let There Be Light

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:49:55 [00:02.00]聽美劇學英語(MP3+LRC) [00:11.56]欲望城市 [00:35.92](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問) [00:43.00]“完美情人” [00:50.72]A singIe gaI spends most of her Iife searching for the perfect maIe. 單身女郎大部分的時間 都在尋找理想的另一半 [00:55.40](凱莉布雷蕭小姐) [00:57.48](亞力山大佩特洛夫斯基) [01:05.64](你愿意去散個步嗎? 佩特洛夫斯基上) [01:07.16]And out of the bIue, it arrives. 突然間完美情人出現 [01:12.20]AIeksandr Petrovsky was a rather famous artist... 亞力山大佩特洛夫斯基 是著名的藝術家 [01:14.96]with whom I'd had one rather infamous date. 我跟他秘密交往 [01:18.56]lt's been three whole weeks. l thought you died or something. 都已經過了三個星期 我以為你死了 [01:22.36]l did die. From rejection. 你的拒絕讓我痛不欲生 [01:22.72]How could you have left me on the street all alone? 你怎么能讓我 獨自在街頭流浪? [01:28.92]-lt still hurts. -You'll get over it. You're a big boy. -我還是覺得心痛 -你是個大人，你能克服的 [01:31.56]And where did you get this information? 你怎么知道呢?我在荷蘭工作 [01:35.48]l was in Holland for work. [01:37.16]-Holland? Listen to you. -Been there? -荷蘭?我的天啊 -你去過那里嗎? [01:42.56]To the land of the wooden shoes? No. 你是說木鞋王國嗎?沒有 [01:47.00]l brought you a little present. Let's sit. 我?guī)湍銣蕚淞艘环菪《Y物 坐下吧 [01:56.44]Milk chocolate. 牛奶巧克力或純巧克力? 我就放在口袋里 [01:57.100]Or perhaps you like dark? l've got it right here. [02:04.40]You don't have a mousetrap in there, do you? -里面沒有放捕鼠器吧? -不，我為什么要那么做? [02:04.48]No. Why would l? [02:08.04]l was being silly. 我太傻了 卡通里都用這招來整人 [02:10.76]You know, in the cartoons, when they put their hands in the things.... [02:21.80]VoiIà! Light or dark? [02:23.28]牛奶巧克力或純巧克力? [02:38.48]Second onIy to the search for the perfect maIe... 尋求適合香水的困難度 [02:43.04]is the search for the perfect fragrance. 僅次于尋找完美情人 [02:43.48]Am l peppermint musk? No. 我適合薄荷麝香味嗎? [02:47.12]Ladies, l'm taking a lover. 聽著，我有情人了 [02:50.68]Yes. A lover. Aleksandr Petrovsky. 對，情人 [02:55.48]-亞力山大佩特洛夫斯基 -等一下，那個老頭? [02:56.00]Wait. The old guy? [02:56.56]l beg your pardon. 你說什么? [03:01.36]My lover is not old. 我的情人一點都不老 [03:03.04]He is worldly, and wise, and very sexy. 他世故聰明又性感 [03:05.60]-He is sexy. -Very. -他很性感 -非常性感 [03:08.68]Yesterday l almost did it with him on a park bench in front of children. 昨天我差點當著小孩子的面 跟他在公園做愛 [03:12.56]-What stopped you? -Common decency. -你為什么不那么做? -我還有廉恥心 [03:15.64]Oh, that. -那個啊 -而且我還沒有準備好 [03:17.16]That and the fact that l'm not lover-ready. [03:18.04]l need a little bikini waxage. 我需要除掉 比基尼線以下的體毛 [03:19.36]Then snap to it. Don't play hard to get with a man who's hard to get. 快去脫毛吧，別跟難搞的男人 玩欲擒故縱的游戲 [03:24.04]Maybe cucumber-basil. -或許小黃瓜羅勒味不錯 -你想聞起來跟沙拉一樣? [03:25.00]-Why would you want to smell like a salad? -l can't decide what l am. [03:29.48]What do you mean, not old? Charlotte e-mailed me his photo. -我沒辦法決定 -你說他不老是什么意思? [03:30.68]夏綠蒂把他的照片寄給我 他應該有60歲了 [03:32.44]Hello, 60. 他才50出頭 [03:36.36]He is in his lover-perfect early 50s. [03:38.12]Good age. They've been around the block and know how to use their cock. 見多識廣而且性技巧出色 [03:43.00]You rhyme now. Where did you get his picture? 你說話竟然會押韻 你怎么有他的照片? [03:43.72]l Googled him. l wanted Miranda to see your potential new boyfriend. 從Google網站找到的 我要米蘭達看看你的新男友 [03:48.08]Not boyfriend. Lover. 不是男朋友，他是情人 [03:50.24]-How long will you keep saying it like that? -Uncomfortable with my taking a lover? -你還要那樣子稱呼他多久? -嫉妒我有情人嗎? [03:56.20]Maybe he could be more than a lover. -或許他不只是你的情人 -天啊 [03:60.72]No, the only place this is going is Loverville. 我們只會窩在愛的小屋里 [04:02.96]l could see it going somewhere. 我覺得應該會有別的發(fā)展 [04:03.76]Please, listen, half the time l can't even understand him. 聽著，有一半的時間 我根本不了解他 [04:07.76]We have nothing in common. He's in and out of Europe. 他經常往來歐洲 [04:09.16]That could be good. -那是件好事 -她只要他進出她的身體 [04:10.56]You're not listening. She only wants him to be in and out of her. [04:15.60]Yes, but in a much less obvious-sounding way. 對，但我不希望說得那么露骨 [04:19.36]How about pomegranate-patchouli? 石榴廣藿香味呢? [04:24.16]-No, you need something classic. Clean. -With just a hint of neurosis. -你適合優(yōu)雅的香味 -暗示我有精神病 [04:30.44]How about you? Are you finding anything? 你找到你要的香水了嗎? [04:31.08]l don't know. l'm trying to figure out what Steve might like. 我不知道 我在猜史蒂夫喜歡哪一種香水 [04:35.40]Just get some Old Spice and call it a day. -買“男人味”送他 -史蒂夫不擦“男人味” [04:38.76]Steve does not wear Old Spice. He wears nothing, and he smells great. [04:38.04]他不擦香水還是很香 [04:42.36]Miranda and Steve, sitting in a tree... (米蘭達跟史蒂夫坐在樹下) [04:44.60]K-l-S-S-l-N-G. (他們接吻，先墜入了愛河) [04:48.32]First comes love.... Actually, first comes baby. 應該是先生了孩子 [04:52.76]Great. Now l have to spend the rest of the day smelling like-- 太棒了，我整天聞起來就像… [04:57.28]-Apples and hay. -You bastard. -蘋果跟稻草 -大混蛋 [04:59.64]Okay, let's go. 我們走吧 [05:01.72]Aren't you going to get something for your new lover? 幫你的新情人買到禮物了嗎? [05:02.72]l suspect he already likes the way l smell. 我想他已經很喜歡我的味道了 [05:13.08]-How lucky are we? -Very. -我們有多么幸運呢? -非常幸運 [05:17.96]If Miranda and Steve had a fragrance... 適合米蘭達跟史蒂夫的味道 就叫做完美 [05:18.84]it wouId be caIIed ''Perfection. '' [05:31.32]If Miranda, Steve, and Robert, her ex and neighbor, had a fragrance... 適合米蘭達、史蒂夫 跟前男友兼鄰居羅伯特的香味 [05:36.44]it wouId be caIIed ''Less Than Perfection. '' 就叫做毫不完美 [05:37.20]In fact, ''AwfuI, UncomfortabIe and TerribIe. '' 事實上它應該叫做可怕至極 [05:42.20]Hi. [05:43.16]Well, if it isn't the happy couple. 才子佳人來了 [05:50.72]How are you today? 你好嗎? [05:58.40]Y'all have a nice day. 祝你們有愉快的一天 [06:05.64]The doctor said that Harry and l have to wait at least two months... 醫(yī)生說 我們得等兩個月再試著懷孕 [06:09.84]before we can even try to get pregnant again. [06:11.84]l'd like to go back to work... 我想回去上班，但真的那么做 對新老板太不公平了 [06:11.32]but if l do get pregnant, that's not fair to the new employers, so l-- [06:16.08]l'm sleeping and walking. How am l doing that? 我在夢游，我怎么辦到的? [06:17.84]That's rude. This is important to me. -那太無禮了，這對我很重要 -我知道 [06:19.84]l know it's important to you. You know it's important to you. 你知道它很重要 游民知道它很重要 [06:22.32]The homeless guy on the corner at 57th and 7th knows it's important to you. [06:27.84]Can we please talk about something else? 我們能談談別的事嗎? [06:28.32]l'll give you $100 to say something bitchy about someone we know. 如果你可說說其他是非 我給你100塊 [06:31.76]No! [06:32.100]l'm trying to figure out my next direction. l need to talk about it. -我找到了新方向 -你可以說到我的耳朵長繭 [06:38.04]Fine. Talk till my ears bleed. [06:40.16]But do yourself a favor. Stop for a minute and look at the light. 但幫你自己一個忙 別說了，往前面看 [06:42.84]You mean, the fact that no matter what happens with the baby... 你是說不論發(fā)生什么事 哈利跟我還能擁有彼此? [06:46.52]Harry and l'll always have each other? [06:48.40]No, Char, the frigging light over there in the park! 不，小夏，公園那邊的風光 [06:52.64]When did it become fall? 什么時候已到了秋天? [06:53.84]Somewhere between your ovaries and my boredom. 就在你口沫橫飛 我快無聊死的時候 [07:01.52]lmagine being blind... 想像你自己是個盲人 看不到今天的好天氣 [07:01.32]and not being able to see a beautiful day like today. [07:04.100]Can you think of anything worse? 還有什么比這更糟糕的事? [07:06.36]Stonewashed jeans with a matching jacket. 石洗牛仔褲配緊身外套 [07:10.88]Maybe l should stop thinking so much about myself... 或許我不該只想到自己 開始做義工幫助盲人 [07:15.16]-and volunteer for the blind or something. -That would be a nice thing to do. [07:15.40]那真的是太棒了 非常有甘迺迪夫人的味道 [07:19.04]Very Jackie O. [07:22.88]Okay, let me begin. 好吧，我要開始了 [07:24.00]Can l ask you a question? -我能問你一個問題嗎? -它會非常痛 [07:24.16]Yes, it will hurt a little. [07:28.76]No, that's not the question. 我不是要問那個 [07:29.92]-Are you Russian? -Yes. -你是俄國人嗎? -對 [07:33.44]See? Hurt a little. -看吧?真的很痛 -對 [07:34.100]Yes. 俄文里的你好該怎么說? [07:37.48]l was wondering, how do you say ''hello'' in Russian? [07:44.12]And how do you say ''thank you''? 謝謝呢? [07:55.72]You're welcome. 別客氣 [07:57.68]The onIy thing more uncomfortabIe than a bikini wax... 跟前男友共搭一部電梯 比脫毛還痛苦 [08:01.48]is an eIevator ride with an ex. [08:03.92]LuckiIy, Miranda had figured out a way to avoid that. 還好米蘭達想出辦法 避免跟他碰面 [08:04.60]UnfortunateIy, Robert had aIso. 不幸地羅伯特想到同一個辦法 [08:09.52]Robert. Hi. [08:13.28]Okay, l guess l deserve that. 好吧，我知道我是活該 [08:13.08]Robert, l'm sorry. l never meant to hurt you. [08:17.56]抱歉，我無意傷害你 史蒂夫跟我重燃愛苗 [08:20.04]Steve and l just fell back in love. [08:22.44]我是你用來打發(fā)時間的玩物? [08:24.04]And so what was l, your little halftime show? [08:25.08]What? 什么? [08:27.28]Not at all. 不是那樣的 [08:27.68]l never thought that Steve and l would get back together... 我沒有想到 史蒂夫跟我會破鏡重圓 [08:30.28]or l never would have started up with you. l hope you understand that. [08:33.36]-我希望你能了解 -我會試著了解 [08:35.12]Well, l'll try. [08:37.92]And l hope you understand when you get my bill. 我希望你收到我的請款單時 也能夠了解 [08:41.60]-Your bill? -Yeah, my bill. -什么? -我的服務請款單 [08:43.32]For services rendered. You know, my stud fee. [08:43.72]-我?guī)湍阕隽诵苑?-羅伯特，別這樣 [08:47.68]-Robert, come on.... -No, it's cool. [08:50.24]l got your scene. You're a busy working mother. 沒關系，我了解你的難處 你是個忙碌的職業(yè)婦女 [08:53.84]Too tired to go out and eat, call Hunan Kitchen. 不想煮飯就叫外送 沒空出門找性伴侶就找羅伯特 [08:54.56]Too tired to go out and fuck, call Robert. [08:57.52]-That's not true. -Sure it is. -不是那樣的 -就是那樣，外送跟速食性愛 [08:59.28]-Fast food, fast fuck. -You were not a fast fuck. [09:01.72]No, you're right, l wasn't. -你不是速食性伴侶 -沒錯，我做得既好又持久 [09:02.56]l was nice and slow, just the way you liked it. [09:04.84]你就是喜歡那樣， “羅伯特” [09:12.92]''Yes, Robert, oh God! “就是那樣，羅伯特，天啊” [09:18.72]''No man has ever been in this deep.'' “沒有男人能插得這么深” [09:27.32]What are you doing back? -你回來做什么? -我把電梯讓給羅伯特 [09:29.32]-l gave Robert custody of the elevator. -What? [09:31.80]We're moving my stuff in next week, and you gave him the elevator? 我們要把我的東西搬過來 你把電梯讓給他? [09:35.60]You're lucky l didn't give him Brady. l bumped into him on the stairs. 我沒把布萊迪送他算你運氣好 我在樓梯遇到他 [09:38.56]-How bad was it? -Hug me. -情況有多糟糕? -抱著我 [09:44.12]lt was that bad? 那么糟糕? [09:44.44]So we can't ever use the elevator? -我們不能用電梯? -早上八點到晚上十點不行 [09:48.72]Not between 8:00 a.m. and 10:00 p.m. [09:51.12]-We have a baby in a stroller. -l know. -布萊迪還得坐嬰兒車 -我知道 [09:52.56]Why did l have to shit where l eat? -為什么我會被報應? -不然就沒有天理了 [09:55.28]-Look, he's just upset. lt will blow over. -l don't think so, Steve. [09:58.36]我可不那么認為 [09:59.56]The man is crazy in love with me, and now he's acting out... 這個男人瘋狂地愛上我 [10:02.44]talking about how l said no man's ever been in me that deep. 他說我跟他說過 “沒有男人能插得這么深” [10:06.28]-What? -Nothing. -什么? -沒事 [10:10.96]Nothing. l'm fine. 沒事 [10:17.52]Wednesday night, after dinner... 星期三吃過晚餐后 [10:19.76]I took the express eIevator to LoverviIIe. 我搭直達電梯到了愛的小屋 [10:24.08]You speak Russian very well. 你的俄文說得很好 [10:27.48]ls that the only word you know? 你只會說那一句? [10:29.36]Yes, that is the only word you know. 對，你只會說那一句 [10:38.60]There's my studio, and here is my house. 那邊是工作室，這邊是住家 [10:43.88]-You have the entire floor? -Not at first, but over the years. -整層樓都是你的? -剛開始不是，我慢慢買下它 [11:08.72]This used to be some kind of sewing factory or sweatshop in the 1920s. 這里以前是成衣廠 20年代是奴隸工廠 [11:12.92]That's a lovely story. 那個故事很動人 [11:24.96]Very nice, if you like that whole window-sky thing. 如果你喜歡天窗的話 這里真的很不錯 [11:27.92]Yes, it's lovely light in the morning. 對，早上的光線很好 [11:36.56]Study and kitchen. 書房、廚房 [11:39.36]Would you like some fruit, or a martini or something? 你要吃點水果還是喝馬丁尼? [11:44.44]Why don't you show me upstairs? 你為什么不帶我參觀樓上? [12:11.76]My Russian may have been shaky... 我的俄文很破 [12:15.64]but I discovered I spoke Iover very weII. 但我發(fā)現我找到一個好情人 [12:34.60](我正在做早餐) [12:36.100]Turns out I'd found a sweet bed-and-breakfast in LoverviIIe. 結果我在愛的小屋 找到了溫暖的床跟早餐 [12:52.04]Good morning. 早安 [12:55.08]Where.... 他在…? [12:59.84]Morning. Come, sit. 早安，快過來坐下 [13:05.24]In the Iight of day, everything Iooked compIeteIy different. 天亮后一切都變得不一樣 [13:09.92]Would you like some coffee? 你要喝點咖啡嗎? [13:11.32]What kind? 哪一種? [13:12.36]Regular. 一般的就可以了 [13:16.40]Regular coffee is for regular people. 只有普通人才會喝一般咖啡 [13:17.08]You are not regular. 你不是普通人 [13:22.52]-l hope l'm not in the way. -What way? -我希望沒有打擾你們 -為什么? [13:31.08]That's Violette, Padma, Lee. Hey, everybody. 他們是薇麗特、佩妲瑪跟李 [13:33.16]大伙們，她是凱莉 [13:34.24]This is Carrie. [13:36.72]lt's my staff. Without them, l would be sitting in the street with a sign: 他們是我的員工，沒有他們 我得流落街頭靠藝術吃飯 [13:42.52]''l will do art for food.'' [13:44.52]Speaking of food... 說到吃飯… [13:47.40]pancakes for the lady. 女士的煎餅 [13:49.04]Hope you're hungry. 希望你餓了 [13:52.88]Aren't you gonna eat? -你不吃嗎? -我吃過了 [13:53.56]No, l'm done. l'm off to Amsterdam, remember? 還記得我要去阿姆斯特丹嗎? [13:58.64]Yeah, right. 對 [13:59.40]Maybe before l leave, l'll have one more little bite. 或許離開前我可以再吃一小口 [14:18.100]There I was, having pancakes at IHOP... 我在IHOP 佩特洛夫斯基國際學院吃煎餅 [14:21.36]the InternationaI House Of Petrovsky's. [14:27.72]And they just went on about their business, totally unfazed. 他們忙著辦公，完全不在意 [14:30.24]Honey, they've seen it all. You've gotta give it to him. 他們什么事都看過了 [14:32.80]Making pancakes for pussy, that's a classy touch. 你一定愛死他了 做煎餅給女人吃? [14:35.08]那是經典老招 [14:38.00]What? You don't think you're the first babe he battered up for? 什么?你以為你是第一個 吃到他做煎餅的女人? [14:41.56]No, you're right. The whole thing was so choreographed. 你說得對 [14:45.92]整件事經過精心安排 他很清楚自己在做什么 [14:46.04]He knew exactly what he was doing. [14:50.92]Sounds good to me. l miss a man with the moves. 我覺得很不錯 我想念行動派的男人 [14:53.56]So Smith, no moves? -史密斯不會行動? -通常是我采取行動 [14:53.56]No, he has them. Most of them l've given him, but he has them. [14:58.96]Truth time? l'm a little jealous. 要聽真話嗎?我有點嫉妒你 [15:01.72]Of what? My Grand Slam Breakfast? -為了我的豐盛早餐? -你找到一個強壯的男人 [15:03.72]You've got yourself a man, a real power player. [15:05.92]Someone who takes charge, drags you to the bed... 他會發(fā)動攻擊，把你拖上床 [15:08.00]has his way with you, doesn't have to ask what you want, and fucks you. 用他的方法不斷地跟你做愛 [15:10.96]We're not talking about me anymore, are we? -重點不是我，對吧? -沒錯 [15:14.04]No. l mean, Smith, he's hot, but he's a baby. -史密斯很性感，但他太嫩了 -他快30歲了 [15:19.52]He's almost 30. 有時候我不知道該幫他口交 還是幫他拍背 [15:19.52]Still, l swear, sometimes l don't know whether to blow him or burp him. [15:22.08]l need a grownup. 我需要成年男子 [15:24.72]So, how were they? 感覺如何? [15:26.100]The pancakes? Delicious. Exactly what l wanted, l couldn't get enough. 煎餅嗎?好吃極了 吃太多還是不夠 [15:31.76]No, l was referring to the moves. -不，我是說他的表現 -太棒了，再多還是不夠 [15:33.76]Delicious. Exactly what l wanted, l couldn't get enough. [15:37.44]Good for you. 你真是幸運 [15:38.60]So how many pancakes do you think that kitchen has seen? 你覺得有多少女人 在那里吃過煎餅? [15:43.60]Does it matter? 那重要嗎? [15:43.08]In the coId, harsh reaIity of dayIight... 在殘酷的現實中 我知道那不重要 [15:46.96]I knew it didn't matter. [15:49.84]But in the coIder, harsher reaIity of a woman... 但對一個女人來說 剛跟喜歡的人上床后 [15:51.36]who'd just sIept with someone she Iikes, it did. [15:53.64]那真的很重要 [15:56.88]GoogIe.com showed many, many Iistings... Google網站搜尋到許多 亞力山大佩特洛夫斯基的作品 [15:57.100]on the art of AIeksandr Petrovsky... [16:02.20]and one on his many, many women. 有個網頁登載了他的眾多女人 [16:06.96](亞力山大佩特洛夫斯基的 眾多女人) [16:15.36]According to certain scientists, whenever a woman has sex... 根據某些科學家的說法 女人發(fā)生性關系后 [16:19.88]her body produces a chemicaI which causes her to emotionaIIy attach. 她的身體會制造一種化學物質 讓她在情感上依賴那個男人 [16:23.56]This chemicaI may aIso account... 這種化學物質 也制造出一連串可怕問題 [16:27.44]for the series of terrifying questions that invoIuntariIy pop into our minds... [16:29.60]在一夜風流之后 它們會突然闖入我們心中 [16:32.68]after just one casuaI tryst. [16:35.56]Questions Iike, ''Does he Iike me? 像是“他喜歡我嗎?” “他會再打電話來嗎?” [16:37.88]''WiII he caII again?'' [16:38.96]And the cIassic, ''Where is this aII going?'' 最經典的問題是 “這段戀情會有什么結果?” [16:43.00]When it comes to men, even when we try to keep it Iight... 說到男人 即使我們想一笑置之 [16:46.68]在疑惑中我們該如何放手? [16:55.88]l got this invite to a party. 我收到少女雜志的派對邀請函 [16:57.12]Teen Posse's throwing it. [16:59.80]''Top 30 under 30.'' l'm one of them. “30位不到30歲的 頂尖男士”，我是其中之一 [17:04.88]-Want to go? -Teen Posse and me? No, and no. -你要去嗎? -少女雜志跟我?絕對不行 [17:09.40]My agent and my manager really want me to go. 經紀人跟宣傳都要我去 [17:10.68]Will you at least look at the invite and tell me how lame it is? 看看這封邀請函 告訴我它有多爛 [17:14.52]The party may have been aII wrong... 派對是不怎么樣 但派對主人是理查萊特 [17:17.04]but it was being hosted by Richard Wright. [17:17.40]What? Lame-ass? 什么?很爛嗎? [17:21.32]No, not so lame-ass. 一點都不爛 理查萊特是飯店大亨 [17:25.08]Richard Wright is a big name in the hotel business. [17:28.76]He brings a certain something. 他真的很厲害 [17:30.24]And it was exactIy the certain something that Samantha was missing. 他擁有莎曼珊想念的特質 [17:35.64]You should go. ln fact, l'll go with you. 你該去的 事實上我也會去，管他的 [17:37.48]-What the hell? -Cool. 酷啊 [17:46.32]And l'm not allowed to try and get pregnant for another two months. 兩個月內我不能懷孕 [17:51.04]-So you said. -And l thought... -你說過了 -我有時間當義工 [17:51.04]l have all this time on my hands to volunteer. [17:53.40]Okay, working as a guide for a visually impaired person... 當視障人士的指揮手并不輕松 [17:57.36]is a serious undertaking. [17:58.16]We suggest all our potential volunteers go to a public place, like a park... 我們建議所有義工 跟朋友到公共場合 [18:03.84]or a department store, with a friend... [18:05.96]and let him or her lead you around blindfolded. 戴上眼罩，請他們指引你 [18:06.84]-Blindfolded? -Yeah. -戴上眼罩? -別把它拿下來 [18:09.04]Try not to take the blindfold off, no matter how uncomfortable you feel... [18:11.48]and you'll begin to get a sense of what it's like not to be able to rely on your sight. 那樣子你會了解盲人的感受 [18:16.88]Okay, bye. 好吧，再見 [18:20.52]-Where can this possibly go? -Thought you didn't want it to go anywhere. -這段戀情會有什么結果? -你不希望它有結果 [18:26.44]That was before l slept with him. Now l'm not so sure. -那是在我跟他上床之前 -太有趣了 [18:28.12]-lnteresting. -No, ridiculous. 不，太可笑了 根據Google網站 [18:30.28]And according to my new best friend, Google.com-- [18:32.48]You Googled him! 從1977年到上星期三 他跟紐約所有女人約過會 [18:34.16]The man has dated every woman in New York... [18:36.84]from 1977 until last Wednesday. [18:40.72]And who knows how many pancakes he's making for other women around the world? 誰知道他為其他女人 做了多少次煎餅? [18:45.68]Oh, my God, listen to me, and l've only slept with him once. 聽我說，我只跟他上過一次床 [18:47.68]Okay, let's get blind. 我們來當盲人吧 [18:49.68]So once l put this over my eyes, l can't take it off. 我一戴上眼罩就不能拿掉 你得指引我 [18:53.12]-l need you to guide me. -l'm there. [18:54.44]-我了解 -這真的好丟臉 [18:55.12]-This is embarrassing. -No. 不，有情人才是丟臉 你是想幫助別人 [18:58.24]Thinking you can take a lover is embarrassing. This is helping people. [19:03.96]How's my hair? 我的頭發(fā)還好吧? [19:11.72]That's a European code. lt's him. Should l answer it? 是歐洲的國碼，是他打來的 我該接電話嗎? [19:13.80]Okay. [19:17.00]-Hello? -Carrie, it's AIeks. -你好 -凱莉，我是亞力 [19:19.12]-Hi! How's Amsterdam? -It's very Dutch. -阿姆斯特丹那邊還好吧? -這里很有荷蘭風情 [19:22.88]What? l can't hear you. 什么?我聽不到 [19:24.96]l need better reception, l'm going to go right over there. Don't go away. 我得找到收訊好一點的地方 我要到那里去，別走開 [19:31.04]l'm sorry. 對不起 [19:38.60]-Tomorrow night? -At 9.:00, yes? 明天晚上?好 [19:39.48]-This is an impossibIe connection. -What? [19:43.24]-Reception is very bad. -Bad reception, yes. -什么? -我聽不清楚 [19:45.36]-Tomorrow, are you free? -Yes, l'm free. -收訊太爛了 -你明天有空嗎? [19:48.64]-Sorry, I can't quite hear you. -l'm free! -我有空 -我聽不到 [19:50.88]-AII right then. Tomorrow, about 9.:00. -Yes, l will be there. -我有空 -好吧，明天九點 [19:52.48]-我一定會去 -凱莉 [19:54.20]Carrie? 喂 [19:58.04]Hello? [20:06.52]Sweetie? 甜心 [20:09.76]Would you like to sample Lumiere? 你要試擦一下嗎? [20:13.16]-Do you need some assistance? -No, thank you. l'm trying to help the blind. -需要我?guī)兔? -我想幫助盲人 [20:19.24]l just got separated from my friend, but l'm sure she'll find me. 我跟我朋友走散了 [20:22.64]-Lumiere? -No, bad. 要試一下嗎? [20:22.40]不，太惡心了 [20:29.96]Sorry. 對不起 [20:35.44]And there in the dark... 在黑暗中夏綠蒂了解 她已經迷失了方向 [20:35.84]CharIotte reaIized she had no idea where she was going... [20:39.80]in Barneys or in Iife. 不論是在巴尼百貨 或是在人生中 [20:43.40]But sometimes, even if you're not sure of your direction... 有時即使你不確定自己的方向 [20:45.36]you can find your way to something wonderfuI. 你還是可以找到幸福之路 [20:47.04]You know, they have these over there.... 他們把這些放在那邊… [20:53.24]l swear, l looked and looked... 我發(fā)誓我找了好幾次 心想“真希望她能找到我” [20:53.72]and then l thought, ''Best if she finds me.'' [20:58.92]-l'm meeting him tomorrow. Cute, huh? -Yeah. 我明天要跟他見面，很棒吧? [21:01.96]Okay. [21:07.56]Let's just go to the front of the line, like l suggested. -我們到前面去 -我不喜歡插隊 [21:10.84]-l don't like pushing in front of people. -Grow up. [21:10.12]成熟一點吧 [21:16.68]Smith Jerrod. We're on the list. 史密斯杰洛德 我們在賓客名單上 [21:19.76]Oh, my God, awesome! 天啊，真的是太棒了 [21:21.68]Love your hair. Let me just check you off. 我喜歡你的發(fā)型 我馬上幫你查 [21:24.12]-And you are? -Samantha Jones. 你是哪位? [21:27.24]莎曼珊瓊斯 [21:28.100]Aren't you a sight for sore eyes? 你真的是太亮眼了 [21:38.68]Dude? 抱歉 [21:39.48]He's with me. 他是跟我一起來的 [21:42.80]-l'm sorry. Richard Wright. -Smith Jerrod. -抱歉，理查萊特 -史密斯杰洛德 [21:46.20]Let's get some drinks, shall we? 我們去喝一杯吧 [21:53.16]So, how long you been babysitting? 你當保母多久了? [21:57.04]Said the man hosting the Teen Posse party. 你是少女雜志派對主辦人 [21:58.20]Don't rub it in. Hotels have to stay hip, so l have to bend over backwards... 飯店得保持曝光率 [22:01.12]我得奉承那些喜歡流行的少女 [22:02.08]tone the taints of these trendy little pissants. [22:06.20]Well, you look good. 你看起來很不錯 [22:08.20]That's because l'm looking at you, gorgeous. 因為我正看著你，美女 [22:12.88]Two more Scotch Rocks. 再給我兩杯加冰威士忌 [22:16.84]What's up? -怎么了? -你要來杯威士忌嗎? [22:16.32]-Can l get you a Scotch? -No, thanks, man. l'm in AA. -不，我入了嗜酒者互誡協(xié)會 -現在的小鬼 [22:20.52]You kids today. [22:22.28]So, how do you two know each other? -你們兩個怎么認識的? -我們交往過 [22:24.88]We used to go out. [22:25.84]And then l fucked it up royally. Lost the best thing l ever had. 然后我搞砸了 失去了最珍貴的東西 [22:29.64]Oh, my God, Smith! You have to come. 史密斯，快點來 保利把餅干從鼻子噴出來 [22:33.24]Paulie is snotting pretzels out of his nose. [22:35.72]-You have to come, it's fucking hilarious! -Let's go, come on! -快來，真的很好笑 -快一點 [22:39.08]保利，再做一次 [22:41.48]-Paulie is snotting pretzels out his nose. -Fuck you. -保利把餅干從鼻子噴出來 -去你的 [22:50.32]Okay, this is the last load. 好了，這是最后一批 [22:53.60]For a guy with no stuff, you got stuff. -你的東西還真多 -先把電視搬上去 [22:54.48]Let's get the TV first. [22:59.20]What the fuck! 搞什么? [23:01.44]That wasn't like that when we moved it in here. -剛剛不是這樣的 -我的天啊 [23:02.04]-Oh, my God! Robert. -What? [23:05.04]-羅伯特 -什么?不，你真的那么想? [23:07.60]No. You think? [23:09.44]Hello? He's mad, your name is on the boxes, he lives in the building. 他發(fā)瘋了，箱子上有你的名字 他住在這棟公寓里 [23:14.80]No, it doesn't seem like him. l must have bumped it or something. 那不像他的作風 一定是我撞到它了 [23:16.84]Steve, he's crazy in love with me. 史蒂夫，他瘋狂地愛上我 [23:19.64]You didn't see how angry he was on the stairs. 你不知道他有多生氣 [23:23.12]Okay, this is bullshit. l'm not gonna live like this. 好吧，這真的太過分了 我受不了了 [23:27.88]-What are you gonna do? -l'm gonna take care of things. -你打算怎么辦? -我得去做個了斷 [23:28.56]Be kind. He's still in love with me. 對他仁慈一點，他還愛我 [23:45.20]Look, l need to talk to you about this whole Miranda thing. -史蒂夫 -我想談談米蘭達的事 [23:49.60]What about it? 怎么了? [23:53.76]l'll be right back, baby. 我馬上回來，寶貝 [23:59.24]Turns out Petrovsky wasn't the onIy one with an internationaI house. 結果佩特洛夫斯基 不是唯一的風流浪子 [24:06.96]We're sorry. 我們很抱歉 她很抱歉，我也很抱歉 [24:08.44]She's sorry, l'm sorry. We're sorry. [24:10.44]我們很抱歉 [24:13.92]l appreciate that. 謝謝 [24:24.84]What happened? 發(fā)生了什么事? [24:27.96]Let's just put it this way. He won't be bothering us again. 就這么說吧 他不會再來煩我們了 [24:32.60]Was he very upset? 他非常生氣嗎? [24:41.64]When it came to Robert... 提到羅伯特的事 [24:42.96]Steve thought it was kinder to Ieave Miranda in the dark. 史蒂夫認為不說出實情 對米蘭達比較好 [25:19.84]Where you going, babe? 你要去哪里?寶貝 [25:21.60]Richard wanted to show me one of his remodeled suites. 理查想帶我參觀 剛剛整修過的套房 [25:26.48]Cool. Can l come? -酷啊，我能去嗎? -不行 [25:30.04]No, Smith, you can't come. 史密斯，你不能來 [25:32.52]Look, this was fun, but where is it going? 這真的很好玩 但我們會有什么結局? [25:37.24]Gorgeous? 美女 [25:41.12]You go play with your friends, and l'll go play with mine. 你去跟你的朋友玩 我要跟我的朋友玩 [25:58.60]Two years ago, l was on top of the fucking world. 兩年前我雄霸一方 [26:03.88]Now l'm hosting a bullshit beer-bash for a bunch of pinheads with six-pack abs. 現在我要幫一堆笨蛋 辦啤酒派對推銷啤酒 [26:07.16]This is a world-class hotel. 這是世界級的飯店 [26:10.52]Fuck it, l've been down this low before. 該死，我也遇過這樣的低潮 [26:15.40]Richard may have, but Samantha hadn't. 理查或許有試過 但莎曼珊從未試過這樣的低潮 [26:37.96]l just wanted to make sure you got home safe. 我只想確定你能平安回家 [26:42.76]l don't know what's wrong with me. 我不知道我是怎么了 [26:44.00]l hate myself for doing this to you. 我恨我自己這樣對你 [26:54.04]lt's okay. 沒關系 [27:01.04]Come on. Let's get you out of here. 來吧，我送你回家 [27:04.92]Even in the dark, Smith couId stiII see Samantha... 即使是在黑暗中 史密斯還是保護著莎曼珊 [27:09.68]and for the very first time, she saw him. 這是她第一次感覺到他的存在 [27:13.32]我得到工作室工作 [27:15.44]l have some work to do in my studio... [27:18.32]but you're welcome to stay, okay? 你可以留下來過夜，好嗎? [27:25.20]It was at that moment I reaIized... 那時我了解到 在愛的小屋里我一點都不自在 [27:27.28]I wasn't reaIIy comfortabIe in LoverviIIe. [27:35.40]I'm not that kind of GoogIe. 我不是Google網站里的女人 [28:26.84]Hi. 我只是來跟你道謝，我要走了 [28:25.92]l just wanted to say thank you. l'm gonna go. [28:29.92]Okay, then l'll call you tomorrow, all right? 好吧，明天我再打電話給你 [28:37.88]This has been really lovely... 這一切真的很棒 但我想我不適合 [28:39.04]but l don't think l'm cut out for it. [28:42.60]l don't understand. 我不了解 [28:49.80]The pancakes and... 煎餅跟其他女人 [28:51.04]the other ladies.... 我真的無法接受 [28:53.52]lt's just not for me. [28:58.04]There are pancakes, but no other ladies. 我常吃煎餅 但絕對沒有別的女人 [29:03.56]l have a book with a few emergency telephone numbers, yes... 我的電話簿上 的確有幾個緊急備用人選 [29:09.48]but now l just see you. 但現在我眼中只有你 [29:13.92]This is not about a quick bang. 這不是速食愛情 [29:18.40]這… [29:25.68]l just like you. 我喜歡你 [29:29.52]Why me? 為什么是我? [29:35.32]Why me? 為什么是我? [29:41.04]You make a good breakfast. 你做的早餐很好吃 [29:44.84]So what's all this? -這個是什么? -嗯… [29:50.40]lt's too soon to tell. 現在還未可以說

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