欲望都市第六季 捕捉愛情 The Catch

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:50:39 [00:02.00]聽美劇學(xué)英語(MP3+LRC) [00:11.04]欲望城市 [00:35.64](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問) [00:44.08]“捕捉愛情” [00:49.72]My career had reached new heights, IiteraIIy. 我的事業(yè)達(dá)到了新高峰 [00:54.12]An editor at New York magazine thought I wouId be the perfect person... 報社編輯認(rèn)為我很適合 [00:59.00]to write about the uItimate chaIIenge for swingers.: 報導(dǎo)高空秋千表演者的挑戰(zhàn) [00:60.40]The fIying trapeze. [01:02.28]Wouldn't you rather be at Geoffrey? They're having a sale on stripes! 你想報導(dǎo) 杰佛瑞商店拍賣會嗎? [01:06.32]That's not supportive! 這算是哪門子的安慰 [01:08.40]Step on up. Good. That's good. 往前，很好 [01:13.32]Come around to my side. 繞到我旁邊 [01:15.56]We'll take off your climbing lines and strap on your safety harness. 我要解掉你的攀爬繩索 幫你系上安全繩 [01:19.28]Please strap on anything that'll keep me from plummeting to my death. 什么事都阻止不了 我跳入死亡陷阱 [01:23.92]Toes over the edge. 腳趾站在邊邊，雙腳與肩同寬 再寬一點(diǎn) [01:26.92]Feet shoulder-width apart, just a little bit more. [01:28.28]That's good. Head up. Now put your right hand out in front of you. 很好，頭抬高 右手伸到身體前方 [01:34.16]l've got you. Good. Are you ready to grab the bar? -準(zhǔn)備好抓住秋千了嗎? -我準(zhǔn)備好要去酒吧 [01:35.76]l'm ready to go to the bar. Does everyone say that? -大家都會那么說嗎? -差不多 [01:40.32]Pretty much. Okay, hold the bar in one hand. -單手抓住秋千 -你是世界女王 [01:43.60]-You're queen of the world. -You're queen of the world. [01:45.20]-你是世界女王 -太棒了 [01:45.00]All right. That's good. Keep your head up. [01:48.12]太棒了，頭抬高 別往下看，你準(zhǔn)備好了嗎? [01:49.20]Don't look down. [01:52.88]Are you ready? And.... 好了 [02:01.84]Swing out, sister. 加油，姐妹 [02:02.20]Two hours Iater, I was hooked. 兩小時后我上癮了 [02:07.56]Are you watching? l'm about to try a catch. 你在看嗎?我要嘗試空中接人 [02:09.36]Maybe you should quit while you're alive. 或許你得及早收手 免得連小命都丟了 [02:13.04]You can totally do this. 你得這么做 聽我的話并且相信我 [02:16.44]Just listen to me and trust me. [02:19.68]All right. Legs up. 好了，腳抬高 [02:22.96]Take your hands off and reach for me. 手放掉朝我飛過來 [02:26.24]This time you got it. Let go. 這次你一定辦得到，放手 [02:30.84]Let go. 放手 [02:31.60]No. [02:36.00]That day I didn't get caught... 那天我沒有完成 空中接人的動作 [02:40.56]but Samantha's zipper did. 但莎曼珊的拉練卡住了 [02:59.64]This is one of the frustrating things about Iiving aIone. 這是獨(dú)居生活的缺點(diǎn)之一 [03:03.04]There's not aIways somebody around to rip your cIothes off. 沒有人能幫你把衣服脫掉 [03:15.48]Hey, Smith, wanna come over and do me? 史密斯，你想過來上我嗎? [03:21.76]What she meant was ''undo me. '' But two birds with one stone. 她的意思是“幫我脫困” 但這招是一石二鳥 [03:28.08]And in CentraI Park... 在中央公園 攝影師幫一對戀人拍照 [03:28.08]a photographer attempted to catch two Iovebirds sitting on a stone. [03:31.24]他們就坐在石頭上 [03:33.96]Honey, a little less teeth. Just relax your lips. 甜心，牙齒少露一點(diǎn) 嘴唇放輕松 [03:38.32]No, now you're squinting. 你在亂瞄 [03:40.72]A Iesser man might have toId CharIotte to take a fIying Ieap... 大部分的男人會叫女人閉嘴 [03:43.52]but Harry Ioved her too much. 但哈利太愛她了 [03:46.48]-l thought the point was to look natural. -That's what l'm trying to get you to do. -重點(diǎn)是自然一點(diǎn) -我在教你怎么自然一點(diǎn) [03:51.56]One might ask, how natural is it to be sitting in Central Park in a suit? 穿著西裝坐在中央公園里 算哪門子的自然? [03:55.24]l read the wedding section religiously... 我看過結(jié)婚版 知道他們要的是什么 [03:59.88]and l know what they're looking for. Not all pictures are selected. 不是每張照片都能雀屏中選 [04:01.20]And l really want there to be... 我真的希望我們結(jié)婚的消息 能登在周日泰晤士時報上 [04:04.76]a York-Goldenblatt announcement of our wedding in the Sunday Times. [04:05.84]So, please, just a little less teeth. 拜托你少露一點(diǎn)牙齒 [04:09.24]Charlotte York, l cannot wait to marry you. 夏綠蒂約克 我巴不得馬上把你娶回家 [04:15.52]-That's perfect. That's it. -l was having a moment. -那真的是太棒了 -我真的好高興 [04:20.96]Lipstick! 小心唇膏 [04:22.64]Wait! No, sorry, no kissing pictures. lt's tacky. 等一下，抱歉 別拍接吻的樣子，那太惡心了 [04:25.44]And speaking of tacky.... 說到惡心… [04:26.24]Cute, huh? Debbie bought it for him over at the Sixth Avenue flea market. 很可愛吧?黛比在 第六大道跳蚤市場幫他買的 [04:34.08]Did you wash it first? 你有清洗過嗎? [04:37.88]She also got something for you. 她還買了樣?xùn)|西要送你 [04:40.64]lt's aromatherapy. 這是芳香療法蠟燭 [04:46.24]You know, l was thinking, maybe we should figure out a time... 我想或許我們該安排時間 讓你們兩個見面 [04:51.68]for the two of you to meet. [04:51.68]What? Why? 什么?為什么? [04:53.100]She's around Brady. l know you're not comfortable with that. 她跟布萊迪很親 我知道你不太高興… [04:56.36]l'm completely comfortable. l don't need to meet her. l trust you. 我非常高興 我不需要見她，我相信你 [05:02.20]She bought me a fucking candle. 她買了根蠟燭給我 [05:05.60]And it was an aromatherapy candle, for serenity and calm. 那是有鎮(zhèn)靜作用的 芳香療法蠟燭 [05:11.76]l was much more serene and calm before the fucking candle. 沒收到這根該死的蠟燭前 我非常鎮(zhèn)靜 [05:14.28]Women with candles replace women with cats as the new sad thing. 使用芳香療法蠟燭的女人 太悲慘了 [05:19.36]And get this: He thinks l should meet her. 他認(rèn)為我該跟她見面 [05:22.12]l sense that he wants us to become friends. 我覺得他希望我們變成朋友 [05:22.100]Forget it. You do not need to become friends with the new girlfriend. 你不能 跟前男友的新女友當(dāng)朋友 [05:29.40]lt's unnatural, uncomfortable, insincere... 那不自然，太做作惡心 看起來似乎很居心不良 [05:32.56]and rife with ulterior motive. [05:33.16]-Has this happened to you? -No, l'm just being supportive. -你也發(fā)生過這種事? -不，我只是在聲援你 [05:37.24]-But there is a baby involved. -Exactly. -但寶寶被扯進(jìn)這件事 -沒錯 [05:39.08]She's using Brady to get to me, and l am not falling for it. 她利用布萊迪接近我 我才不會中計 [05:43.40]Speaking of falling, l tried the trapeze yesterday for that piece that l'm writing. 說到這里，我為了報導(dǎo) 親身體驗高空秋千的滋味 [05:50.12]l could never! l have the most terrible fear of heights. -我有超級懼高癥 -我沒有，看我的鞋子就知道 [05:53.24]l do not. You've seen my shoes. [05:54.20]So did you fly through the air with the greatest of ease? -你不是玩得很開心嗎? -沒錯，但我不會空中接人 [05:56.12]At first, but then l couldn't do a catch. [05:60.00]l had to let go and reach for the guy, who was very cute, and l still couldn't do it. 我只需要放手讓那個大帥哥 接住我，但我還是做不到 [06:02.48]You are insane for getting into a harness without even a hope of an orgasm. 你喜歡玩點(diǎn)安全的 沒有高潮也沒關(guān)系 [06:09.32]-Hello, ladies. -Hi, honey. -大家好 -甜心 [06:10.64]-Hey, Harry. -Hi, Howie. 大伙們，他是哈利的伴郎 來自波特蘭的豪威 [06:12.52]Everyone, this is Harry's best friend Howie Halberstein, in from Portland. [06:17.48]We're not crashing. l'm just here to drop off the photo proofs... 我們沒空聊了 我只是拿照片跟座位表過來 [06:20.88]and the seating chart. 然后我要把桌號卡 拿去給美工 [06:22.96]We're gonna have a quick bite to eat, then l'm taking the place cards... [06:24.84]to the calligrapher. [06:28.24]After that, we're gonna go around the corner and try to find our balls. 之后我們要去打球 [06:33.28]Yes, Harry knows how to show a guy a good time. 哈利真是會玩 [06:35.60]Howie, this is Samantha and Miranda and Carrie. 她們是莎曼珊跟米蘭達(dá) [06:36.08]還有凱莉 [06:38.92]-Hi. -Hi, how are you? -你好嗎? -我很好 [06:40.96]-Good. -Good. [06:41.40]Good guy. You two, l see it happening. 天啊，你們兩個…我懂了 [06:50.88]So, Carrie, l was thinking maybe you might show Howie around a little later. 凱莉 我想待會你帶豪威去逛逛吧 [06:55.24]Unless Harry needs me to ice a cake or something. 除非豪威要我拿蛋糕去冰 [06:58.12]我…有點(diǎn)忙 [07:01.04]l'm kind of busy because l have to do a flying trapeze thing. [07:01.72]我得寫高空秋千的報導(dǎo) [07:06.20]That is so weird. l have a lion-taming thing tomorrow, so that's out for me. 真是奇怪，明天我得去馴獅 所以我沒空 [07:11.76]But, you know, if you change your mind, l'll give you my business card. 如果你改變心意 我可以給你我的名片 [07:17.64]-There you go. -Thank you. 拿去吧 我的聯(lián)絡(luò)電話都在上面 [07:19.52]All my lines are on there. Call me, l'll be waiting by the phone. 我會等你的電話 [07:25.00]-What's wrong with you? -He was funny and cute. -你是怎么了? -他既幽默又帥 [07:28.04]Yeah, and in town for a week. What's the point? 他在城里待一星期 那有什么大不了的? [07:32.80]That is the point. 那就是問題所在 太棒了，你知道他會離開 [07:35.24]lt's the best possible scenario, because you know he's leaving. [07:38.32]But it's like whatever happens, there's an expiration date. 所有美麗戀情都會過去 這只是逢場作戲 [07:43.24]-lt's expiration dating. -lt isn't dating. lt's sex. 這不是約會，這是性愛游戲 它既好玩又刺激 [07:46.32]lt's fun. lt's a fling. [07:50.04]Please, l'm too old for a fling. l can barely do a swing. 拜托，我太老了受不了刺激 我連蕩秋千都不敢 [07:53.08]lf you'll excuse me, l have to go home... 對不起，我得去寫 我不敢做空中接人的報導(dǎo) [07:56.80]so l can write about the fact that l couldn't do a catch. [07:59.04]-He is a catch. -You should do him. -他就是你要接的 -你該上他的 [08:04.32]When you're young, your whoIe Iife is about the pursuit of fun. 年輕時你只想找樂子 [08:09.92]Then you grow up and Iearn to be cautious. 年紀(jì)越來越大 你學(xué)會越來越小心 [08:11.08]You couId break a bone or a heart. 你不是會摔斷骨頭 就是會被傷了心 [08:15.76]You Iook before you Ieap, and sometimes you don't Ieap at aII... 你會在往下跳前看個清楚 [08:19.44]because there's not aIways someone there to catch you. 因為不是每次都會有人接住你 [08:20.24]And in Iife there's no safety net. 現(xiàn)實(shí)生活中也不會有安全網(wǎng) [08:25.88]When did it stop being fun and start being scary? 什么時候人生不再是樂趣 你開始覺得害怕? [08:31.20]I decided it was time to Ieave fear behind and have some fun. 我決定我該拋開恐懼 找點(diǎn)樂子 [08:42.00]Okay, legs up. 腿抬高，很好 [08:43.68]-That's good. Let go and reach for me. -l can't. -放手朝我飛過來 -我辦不到 [08:47.16]All right, this time. Let go. 好了，這次一定會成功 放手 [08:52.36]l can't. 我辦不到 [08:55.60]Don't tell me you can't. l want nothing but lilies on the chuppah. 別告訴我你辦不到 我要帳篷里放著百合花 [08:60.60]The theme is Yentl Chic. [08:60.48]Don't forget the candles. -別忘了蠟燭 -天啊，你比我更壞 [09:03.48]This isn't the first wedding l've planned. You're worse than me! [09:04.68]We want candles, candles, candles. 我們要蠟燭 不是又短又粗的蠟燭 [09:08.76]And l don't want short, stubby, broken-up dick candles. [09:10.96]l want long tapers. 我要細(xì)長型的蠟燭 好吧，回電話給我 [09:13.32]-All right, call me right back. -Ta-da! [09:17.72]-lt's okay? -Okay? You're Audrey Hepburnowitz! -可以嗎? -你看起來好像奧黛麗赫本 [09:21.76]l'm so excited about this wedding. 我好興奮 婚禮得根據(jù)傳統(tǒng)進(jìn)行 [09:24.96]We're doing everything according to tradition. [09:24.92]We're going to smash the glass, and the signing of the ketubah. 我們要摔破杯子 唱猶太歌跳呼拉舞 [09:29.20]The hora. 小心，別從椅子上摔下來 呼拉舞太可怕了 [09:31.64]Be careful. God forbid you fall off the chair. [09:32.40]Oh, the horror! The horror! [09:34.68]-Maybe we won't do the chair thing. -You have to. That's the big finish. -或許我們不該用椅子 -你非得那么做不可 [09:39.56]Remember, when you're up there, pretend you're having a good time... 只要記住坐上椅子后 [09:43.52]hang on for dear life, and for fuck's sake keep your legs together. 你得抓緊 別忘了雙腿要緊緊并攏 [09:44.100]Nobody wants to see the bride's beaver. 沒有人想看新娘的私處 [09:47.60]Don't say that in front of my dress. 別在我的婚紗面前那么說 [09:52.80]Hello. York residence. 這里是約克家，我們有空 [09:54.28]Yes, we have a minute. lt's The New York Times fact checker. 是紐約時報的查詢?nèi)藛T [09:57.68]Yes, Goldenblatt has two ''T''s. Sure. 葛登布拉特，沒錯 [10:01.24]Fax it over! 傳真過來吧 [10:05.52]We're in, we're in! [10:06.08]This calls for a hora! 我們得好好慶祝一下 [10:11.96]Hey! 天啊，你在這里做什么? [10:15.08]Oh, my God! What're you doing here? Don't look at me! [10:16.56]-別看我 -天啊，小夏，我的耳朵 [10:18.04]Jesus Christ, Char, my ear. [10:19.80]You're not supposed to see me in my dress. This is bad luck, very bad luck! 你不應(yīng)該看到我的婚紗 那會招來噩運(yùn) [10:24.72]Close your eyes. Keep them closed! 閉上眼睛，別看 [10:27.20]Oh, no, this is so bad. 不，這真的是太糟糕了 [10:31.16]Are all brides like that? -所有的新娘都是那樣嗎? -我看過更糟糕的 [10:34.72]That's nothing. l once had a girl in Long lsland give herself a stroke. 我看過一個新娘害自己中風(fēng) [10:38.00]She pulled it together for the big day, though. 但她還是拖著身體完成婚禮 [10:44.96]Hopefully l'll get cell reception down in Mexico. 希望在墨西哥 我的手機(jī)仍收得到訊號 [10:48.16]Samantha, a fan of expiration dating... 喜歡逢場作戲的莎曼珊 將要享受到 [10:53.12]was about to enjoy one of the benefits of dating an actor. [10:55.12]Location, Iocation, Iocation. 跟男演員交往的好處 他常常得出外景拍戲 [10:56.100]lt's gonna be cool working with Gus Van Sant. 能夠跟葛斯范桑合作 真的是太酷了 [11:03.16]Here. Let me. 我來幫你 [11:06.96]l can't believe we don't get to spend my last night together. 我不敢相信 我們無法共度我的最后一夜 [11:10.52]-Are you dying? -No. -你快死了嗎? -不 [11:11.68]Then it's not your last night. 那么這不是你的最后一夜 [11:15.56]There. 好了 [11:18.96]l'm gonna miss you, Samantha. -我會想你的 -把這套表演給葛斯范?？窗? [11:20.44]Save that performance for Mr. Van Sant. lt's just two weeks. [11:23.16]-我們只分開兩星期 -那真的很漫長 [11:25.32]lt's a long time. 你能不能快點(diǎn)離開? 我要遲到了 [11:28.04]Would you get out of here already? l'm late as it is. [11:30.20]Yeah, yeah. [11:34.96]And listen, when you're on location don't do anything l wouldn't do. 聽著，別做我不會做的事 [11:38.96]-What does that rule out? -There are things. -你是指哪些事? -蠻多的 [11:41.92]Karaoke. l don't do that. 譬如我不唱卡拉OK [11:48.00](他飛過空中) [11:52.88](怡然自在) [11:54.24](那個玩高空秋千的 大膽男孩) [11:60.40]-This is it. -lt's a very nice building. -就是這里 -這棟建筑很漂亮 [12:01.88]Miranda! 米蘭達(dá)，我找不到鑰匙 [12:05.28]l can't find my keys. [12:05.68]-Magda! -You still have keys? 梅格，我不在家 [12:07.56]-l'm not home. -Because of Brady. 你聽懂了嗎? 我已經(jīng)去夏綠蒂家了 [12:08.08]Do you understand? [12:11.76]l'm already at Charlotte's. [12:13.32]l am not home. 我不在家 [12:21.88]-ls Miranda here? -She is not home. -米蘭達(dá)在嗎? -她不在家 [12:25.56]That's too bad. l was really looking forward to meeting her. 真的太可惜了 我很期待要跟她見面 [12:29.76]She is not home. 她不在 [12:33.40]-Magda, this is Debbie. -Nice to meet you. -梅格，她是黛比 -很高興能見到你 [12:37.80]All right, we just need to grab some things out of Brady's crib. 我們要到 布萊迪的搖籃里拿些東西 [12:38.76]The last time l forgot Mr. Elephant, Brady acted like a big baby. 上次我忘記拿大象先生 布萊迪哭得跟個娃娃一樣 [12:42.48]Didn't you, B-Boy? [12:46.64]He is a big baby. 他的確是個娃娃 [12:52.00]But l have not cleaned in room yet. -但我還沒有打掃房間 -沒關(guān)系 [12:56.20]That's okay. [13:01.56]This is a nice room. She has nice taste. 這里很漂亮，她的品味不錯 [13:03.76]-Yeah. l helped build the crib. -Really? -我?guī)兔M合搖籃 -真的嗎? [13:12.40]What's wrong, Brady? Did you drop your Binky? 怎么了?布萊迪 奶嘴掉了嗎? [13:17.28]Where's your Binky? -掉在哪里? -在那邊 [13:19.36]lt's right there. [13:23.60]Here you go, Bradylicious. 拿去吧，布萊迪寶貝 [13:25.20]Hey, wanna go to Blockbuster and rent a tape or something? -你想到百視達(dá)租錄影帶嗎? -好啊，但這次由我來選片 [13:27.68]Okay, but this time l get to pick. [13:33.64]-Bye. -Bye, Magda. -再見 -再見，梅格 [13:44.92]There's a lot of dust down there. 搖籃下面積了很多灰塵 你該用吸塵器打掃一下 [13:47.28]You really should vacuum under.... [13:56.84]That night we aII gathered at CharIotte's casuaI rehearsaI dinner. 我們在夏綠蒂家集合 排演婚宴的流程 [13:59.52]You're like a lint tray. What's happening back here? 你的臉色真難看 發(fā)生了什么事? [14:01.00]That Debbie is crazy. 那個黛比是個瘋子 [14:04.28]She came to my apartment with Steve and totally ambushed me. 她跟史蒂夫跑到我家來 [14:07.44]l had to hide under the bed to avoid them. 我得躲到床下 [14:11.84]-Seriously? -Maybe. -真的嗎? -或許吧 [14:14.72]-Did you see her? -Just her shoes and her nails. -你看到她了嗎? -我只看到她的鞋子跟趾甲 [14:16.32]-And? -Both acrylic. -結(jié)果呢? -都很假 [14:19.96]Maybe you should just meet her and get it over with. 或許你該跟她見個面 [14:21.24]l don't want to meet her. 我跟她見面就代表她真的存在 史蒂夫真的交了女朋友 [14:24.64]lf l meet her, she's real, and that means Steve has an actual girlfriend. [14:27.96]ApparentIy I wasn't the onIy one who had troubIe Ietting go. 不是只有我無法放手 [14:32.72]Hey. What's happening there? 發(fā)生了什么事? [14:33.08]Oh, you know. Bride, bride, bride. Blah, blah, blah. 大家都在聊新娘的事 [14:36.16]l just saw your fling go into the bathroom. lt's like shooting fish in a barrel. 我看到你的朋友到臥室去了 [14:41.48]Still no. -我還是不要 -這只是逢場作戲 [14:43.12]lt's just casual sex. [14:44.16]Nothing's casual anymore. Not even when it says so on the invitation. 我不再逢場作戲 即使他是自己送上門 [14:50.60]Just go in there and see what happens. 去看看會發(fā)生什么事 [14:52.40]Worst comes to worst, you could always hide under the bed. 你可以躲到床下去 [14:59.64]I decided they were right. 我決定相信她們的話 [14:60.16]It was time to get back in the swing of things. 我該冒點(diǎn)險了 [15:10.76]-Good to see you. -See you later. [15:11.16]Hey, how are you? 你好嗎? [15:13.68]Wow, this is kind of uncomfortable. 這真的是太難堪了 [15:18.32]Look, would you please stop calling me? l don't have time to chat. 請別再打電話給我 我沒空聊天 [15:21.40]l've got boutonnieres on my mind. -我心有所屬 -抱歉我沒有打電話給你 [15:23.92]l'm sorry l never called. [15:24.08]No, l understand, you're busy. That time of year. 我了解，你很忙 小丑學(xué)校在做年度評鑒 [15:27.28]Final exams for Clown College or something. [15:32.84]What would that entail, you think? -你覺得怎么做才能及格? -穿上超大號的鞋子 [15:34.56]The seating arrangements in the little car, walking in the floppy shoes-- [15:36.00]Squirting flower and nose application. -變出花來，戴上假鼻子? -別忘了丟派 [15:38.52]...continual pieing, the cloud-kissing.... [15:43.20]Maybe I wouId have a fIing. After aII, how bad couId it be? 或許我該跟他逢場作戲 畢竟那會有多糟糕呢? [15:53.72]That night Howie and I had sex Iike we were teenagers again. 那晚豪威跟我 像青少年一樣做愛 [15:58.80]Meaning he had no idea what he was doing, and I didn't say anything. 他不知道自己在做什么 我什么都沒說 [16:07.12]MeanwhiIe, Samantha was banging around as weII. 同時莎曼珊也在敲東西 [16:16.48]You have one new message. 你有一通新留言 [16:19.88]Hey, I'm here. It's pretty cooI. You miss me yet? 我已經(jīng)到了，這里很酷 開始想我了嗎? [16:27.80]That's the thing about getting used to a man.: 那就是習(xí)慣同一個男人的問題 他會對你緊盯不放 [16:27.100]There's aIways a catch. [16:33.100]lt's here! 它來了 [16:36.84]Not just her wedding day, but The New York Times. 今天是她的結(jié)婚日 也是她登上紐約時報的日子 [16:45.04]Oh, my God! 天啊，我有胡子 [16:47.88]l have a moustache. [16:51.40]lt's an ink stain. But look at me. Now, that is a terrific smile. 那是墨水印子，快來看 我笑得很燦爛 [16:55.76]This is a nightmare! -這是場噩夢 -或許只有我們的報紙是這樣 [16:58.32]lt's probably just our paper. [16:59.44]Anyway, who cares? We're getting married today! 誰在乎呢?我們要結(jié)婚了 [17:02.80]l look like Hitler! 我要辦一場猶太婚禮 我看起來像希特勒 [17:04.28]l'm having a Jewish wedding and l look like Hitler! [17:06.20]HeIIo? -喂 -你的報紙上我長了胡子嗎? [17:09.08]ln your paper do l have a moustache? [17:10.36]What? -什么? -你的結(jié)婚版，胡子 [17:11.76]ln your wedding section, does it look like l have a moustache? [17:16.84]Hang on a minute. 等一下 [17:18.00]As I feared, my fIing had become a pain in the neck. 我的恐懼是對的 我的逢場作戲令我的頸受苦 [17:24.60]You do not look like Hitler. 你看起來不像希特勒 [17:27.76]Frito Bandito, maybe. -或許有點(diǎn)像菲瑞多班迪托 -噩運(yùn)已經(jīng)開始了 [17:27.68]The bad luck is starting already. [17:36.00]Yeah. 對，上面的確沾了東西 [17:36.40]There's a IittIe something... [17:39.08]but maybe it's just my paper. 但或許只有我的報紙有 [17:40.48]And your paper. -還有你的報紙 -我得掛電話了 [17:43.64]l have to go. 很明顯地夏綠蒂被打敗了 我也是 [17:43.08]CIearIy, CharIotte was bent out of shape, and so was I. [17:48.16]Come on, granny. l'll take you to the Early Bird Special. 來吧，老奶奶 我?guī)闳ベI大特價商品 [17:53.04]Oh, God, don't make me laugh. 別逗我笑，真的很痛 [17:56.60]lt hurts. 這是玩高空秋千的后遺癥? [17:57.88]ls this still from your days as a Flying Wallenda? [17:59.56]That's my official story, and it's partially true. 我對外的說法是那樣 但那只是部分原因 [18:02.24]But this is a sex-sprain. -事實(shí)上我是做愛時拉傷了 -真的太好了 [18:07.52]-Good for you. -No, it was not good for me. 不，我覺得一點(diǎn)都不好 那跟動物交配差不多 [18:09.12]lt was jackrabbit sex. You know, pound, pound.... [18:14.56]-Are straight men still allowed to do that? -No, they aren't. lt's bad. 異性戀的男人可以那么做? [18:16.68]不可以，我覺得很糟糕 [18:17.56]lt's basically masturbating with a woman instead of your hand. 那像是用女人手淫 我完全得不到樂趣 [18:22.56]l don't enjoy it. -凱莉，你來了 -你好 [18:24.84]Carrie, you made it! [18:27.72]Hi. [18:29.92]The jackrabbit? -他就是那頭禽獸? -我最好… [18:30.00]-l better.... -Hop to it. 你去吧 [18:41.80]You look hot! 你看起來好誘人 [18:44.20]Thanks. 謝謝 [18:47.48]-Guess what? -What? 你猜怎么著? 我在麥色飯店訂了間套房 [18:51.56]l got a suite at The Mercer for later. King-size bed. Huge tub. [18:51.92]超大的床跟浴缸 我們可以在我離開前吃個早餐 [18:56.84]We can have breakfast before l leave... [18:56.12]unless, of course, we're busy doing something else. 除非我們還有別的事要忙 [19:03.96]l don't know. 我不知道 [19:05.56]l'm pretty tired from last night. 我因為昨晚的事覺得很累 [19:09.44]l'm only gonna be in town for another day, and l want to get to know you better. 我只會在城里再待一天 我想更進(jìn)一步了解你 [19:16.12]Okay, we'll see. 好吧，再看看 [19:19.28]We'll see? 再看看?我知道那是什么意思 你答應(yīng)了 [19:21.20]l know what ''we'll see'' means. lt means ''see you.'' [19:26.68]No. 不，我… [19:28.44]No, the thing is... [19:29.84]you're just visiting, so... 你只是來這里作客，我想… [19:39.96]l figured it was a one-night kind of thing. 我以為那只是一夜情 [19:43.56]Just fun. 只是為了好玩 [19:51.40]lf l'd known you were just using me, l wouldn't have made love to you like that. 如果我知道你是在利用我 [19:52.88]我不會那樣跟你做愛 [20:01.24]We are here today to celebrate the union of two very special people: 今天我們齊聚一堂 為慶祝兩個人的結(jié)合 [20:06.28]Harry Goldenblatt and Charlotte York. 哈利葛登布拉特 跟夏綠蒂約克 [20:10.76]lt's important for everyone here to be a witness to this moment... 在場的賓客必須見證這一刻 [20:16.76]for the Jewish wedding ceremony has two parts. 因為猶太婚禮分成兩個部分 [20:18.84]The first designates to the community... 一是向全世界的人宣布 [20:22.60]that the kaIIah, bride... 新郎跟新娘 [20:27.28]and the chatan, groom... [20:27.100]are for one another alone. 就此相守一生 [20:33.44]And the second part gives them to one another. 第二部分是他們得對彼此承諾 [20:37.24]lt's a gift and a huge responsibility. 這是一項恩賜 也是項重責(zé)大任 [21:00.60]As one man sIipped a ring on... 當(dāng)新郎試著幫新娘戴上戒指 [21:03.08]one woman was stiII trying to sIip a braceIet off. 有個女人想拿掉她的手鐲 [21:18.48]Sorry. lt's a back spasm. l'm sorry. 抱歉，我的背部拉傷 [21:41.96]It seemed to CharIotte that the wedding had gone from Jewish Iaw to Murphy's Law. 看來這場婚禮 完全不符合猶太律法 [21:45.60]倒成了墨菲定律 [22:03.60]MazeI tov. 恭喜 [22:15.96]Charlotte, are you okay? 夏綠蒂，你沒事吧? [22:17.52]This is a disaster. lt's the worst wedding in history. 這是有史以來最差勁的婚禮 [22:22.88]That's not true. 才怪 雖然我的視線只有這么高 [22:23.36]Although l only saw most of it from here down. [22:26.84]Harry never should've walked in on me wearing my wedding dress. 哈利不該偷看我的婚紗 現(xiàn)在我們被詛咒了 [22:29.72]-Now we're cursed. -You're not cursed. [22:32.84]你們沒有被詛咒 你們剛剛結(jié)婚了 [22:35.64]You're married. You just got married. [22:37.68]l know... 我知道 但我希望一切都很完美 [22:38.76]but l wanted everything to be perfect. [22:42.08]Okay, you have to stop with the tears. 別哭了 你第一次的婚禮非常完美 [22:43.48]You already had the perfect wedding... [22:47.72]and the marriage, not so perfect. 但你的婚姻卻一敗涂地 [22:51.44]l think this is a good sign. 這是個好預(yù)兆 婚禮越糟糕婚姻越成功 [22:52.80]l think the worse the wedding, the better the marriage. [22:56.40]-l have a stain on my dress. -That's good! -我的婚紗沾到了紅酒 -太棒了，那是個好預(yù)兆 [22:58.00]That's a good sign! [23:01.96]You're just trying to make me feel better. 你只是在安慰我 [23:02.16]No, l'm trying to get you to open your eyes, because you're missing it. 我要你張開眼睛好好看看 因為你錯過了它 [23:08.32]-What? -Everything! -什么? -你錯過了你的婚禮 [23:10.20]You're missing your wedding. [23:13.40]You have a wonderful man who loves you... 你嫁給一個深愛你的好男人 [23:15.96]who'll be there to catch you when you fall. Do you know how special that is? 你有不順時他會陪著你 那不特別嗎? [23:19.04]l would love to find a man who's strong enough to catch me. 我想找個 愿意陪著我的堅強(qiáng)男人 [23:25.72]So let's get to that reception, so you can fall on a cake or something. 我們快去參加婚宴 你可以摔倒在蛋糕上 [23:30.00]Okay. [23:35.96]-Okay? -Perfect still, of course. -好嗎? -太棒了 [23:42.80]Oh, Christ! 天啊 [23:51.28]Are you okay? -你沒事吧? -沒事 [23:50.48]Yeah. l'm just feeling a little sad. 我覺得很難過 它真的是太美了 [23:54.32]lt was just so beautiful. [23:56.44]-The ceremony? -My bracelet. -你是指婚禮嗎? -我的手鐲 [24:05.16]Ladies and gentIemen, can I have your attention, pIease? 各位先生女士，請注意 [24:06.56]God, it's time for the toast. Top me off, l'm next. 天啊，要舉杯致意了 幫我倒酒，下一個是我 [24:11.16]I wouId Iike to raise a gIass... 我希望大家一起舉杯 [24:13.20]to Harry and CharIotte... 敬哈利跟夏綠蒂 [24:16.100]because they found each other despite aII the buIIshit. 因為他們在漫天謊言的世界中 找到了彼此 [24:23.68]世途險惡 [24:26.48]It's tough out there. I mean, peopIe don't care Iike they used to. [24:27.96]大家不像以前那么細(xì)心 [24:30.12]PeopIe Ieave you hanging. 他們喜歡耍著你玩 [24:34.40]PeopIe... 他們?nèi)际琴v人 [24:36.40]are a bitch. [24:38.96]ls this a toast or a roast? -他要干杯還是要罵人? -大家為愛干杯吧 [24:40.44]So here's to Iove! [24:43.04]And Iove means never... 愛就是永遠(yuǎn)都不要說 [24:46.52]ever... [24:49.44]having to say.: [24:51.72]You used me for sex! “你利用我滿足性欲” [24:56.68]Thanks, Howie. That's nice. -謝謝豪威，太棒了 -不，等一下 [24:60.64]恭喜 [25:03.16]It was a Mazel Tov cocktaiI. 這是跟新人致意 [25:07.28]Carrie said, ''The worse the wedding, the better the marriage.'' 凱莉說婚禮越糟糕 婚姻越完美 [25:11.28]Then l think Howie just got us to our Silver. 我想豪威讓我們 一定撐得到銀婚 [25:18.32]Hi. 大家注意，太棒了 [25:20.44]HeIIo. Great. [25:24.12]I wouId Iike to congratuIate... 我要恭喜我的朋友 勇敢的夏綠蒂 [25:25.88]my very brave friend, CharIotte... [25:32.16]who knows what she wants... 她知道自己要什么 并且努力去爭取幸福 [25:32.36]and who goes for it. [25:35.52]Not everyone can do that. 那不是每個人都能辦到的 [25:40.80]EspeciaIIy when it comes to Iove... 更何況是為了追尋愛 [25:43.08]some of us can't even... 有些人甚至無法將愛說出口 [25:46.08]say the words. [25:48.64]But.... 但是… [25:56.92]Sorry, hon. Good speech, though. 抱歉，但你說得很好 [25:60.40]Maybe Miranda just got us to our Gold. 或許米蘭達(dá)能讓我們撐到金婚 [26:04.24]恭喜 [26:45.24]He's certainly acrobatic. 他真的很耍寶 [26:48.20]Oh, yeah. He's the regular Jerk du SoIeiI. 他是個耍雜技大混蛋 [26:53.04]Do you think everyone knows l slept with him? -大家都知道我跟他上過床? -對 [26:56.64]Yes. And they all think you're a big whore-ah. 大家都覺得你是個爛女人 [27:08.80]-l don't like this. l'm afraid! -Of what? -我很害怕 -你怕什么? [27:09.16]What's the worst that can happen? We'll live happily ever after? 還會發(fā)生什么更糟糕的事? 我們會過著幸?？鞓返纳? [27:23.68]And, of course, this being a wedding, there was one more catch to go. 這場婚禮的精彩好戲還在后面 [27:28.28]Okay! Who's ready to catch the bouquet? [27:29.76]誰準(zhǔn)備要接住捧花? [27:32.84]Not me. l've lit myself on fire. 我才不要，我的演講稿著火 還在賓客們面前驚慌失措 [27:35.40]l've showed emotion in public. l think l'm done. [27:40.40]-Oh, you were fabulous. -l believe you mean flammable. -我受夠了 -你表現(xiàn)得很棒 [27:42.56]我相信你是說我是“易燃品” [27:46.92]Okay, now you're done. 你真的受夠了 [27:48.76]It wasn't a perfect catch... 她不能抓住捧花 [27:59.04]and neither was mine. 我也表現(xiàn)得不怎么樣 [28:02.72]But I survived because I have a good safety net. 但我撐了下來 因為我有很棒的安全網(wǎng)

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