欲望都市第四季 與“性”何干 What’s Sex Got to Do With It?

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:43:13 [00:02.00]聽美劇學英語(MP3+LRC) [00:10.84]欲望城市 [00:35.44](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問) [00:44.28]“與 ”性“ 何干? ” [00:47.56]New York City, no matter how weII you think you know it... 不管你自認多么了解紐約 [00:52.44]there's aIways somewhere or someone new to discover. 這兒總是有新鮮的人事物 等待被發(fā)掘 [00:55.80]I was on my second date with Ray King, who Iived in Queens... 這是我跟雷的第二次約會 他家在皇后區(qū) [00:60.28]but it feIt Iike our second, third and fourth date... 然而一口氣去三家爵士俱樂部 讓我覺得好像是第四次 [01:01.04]because we'd been to three jazz cIubs in one night. [01:05.44]l can't sing for shit, but damn, can l chop. 我不會唱歌但會切菜 [01:07.76]And where does one learn this skill? -哪里可以學習爵士? -澤西海岸 [01:09.64]-Jersey Shore. -ls that where you're from? -你的家鄉(xiāng)? -你聽 [01:11.64]Listen. This lick right here is why l wanted to play the bass. [01:11.80]就是這一段節(jié)奏 激發(fā)我學貝斯的念頭 [01:18.36]Man. 天， 這里怎么樣? [01:18.36]How about that? [01:19.96]Jesus, that's sweet. 老天， 真是動聽， 再聽一次 [01:23.56]Listen to that again. [01:42.32]How about that? 你覺得怎么樣? [01:48.20]This might be a good time to tell you... 現(xiàn)在是坦白的好時機 我不喜歡爵士 [01:51.88]l don't like jazz. [01:55.04]Why would you say something like that? 你怎么會這么說呢? [01:60.24]l don't know, you can't follow it... 你不能跟著唱， 沒有旋律可言 [02:02.80]and there's no melody. [02:04.80]And it's just like.... lt's all over the place. 就像這樣四處流竄 [02:05.16]Carrie, you gotta stop trying to make it be something else... 你不能改變它 [02:10.16]and appreciate it for what it is. 試著去欣賞它 我希望貝斯在我手邊 [02:10.92]Damn, l wish l had my bass. [02:14.12]Come here, you be the bass. 過來， 你當貝斯 [02:19.20]Don't l have to be in the musician's union or something? 我應(yīng)該先加入音樂家協(xié)會吧? [02:20.68]You play all those instruments? -你什么樂器都能演奏? -我只是練過幾個調(diào)子 [02:23.96]''Play'' is a little strong. l learn a few notes, l get bored, l move on. [02:26.24]厭倦了就換， 你聽貝斯的部分 [02:27.64]Listen to the bass. [02:30.76]The beauty of jazz... 爵士樂就美在它有各種可能性 [02:32.52]is that it can go anywhere. [02:34.32]lt can go from here... 可以是這樣… [02:38.68]to here... 或這樣 [02:43.96]to here.... 甚至這樣 [02:46.56]It was right about that time that I started to appreciate... 就在那時候我才開始懂得欣賞 爵士樂這玩意 [02:51.32]a IittIe type of music we caII jazz. [02:57.76]So what did you do last night? -你昨晚做了什么? -去聽爵士樂 [02:58.88]l listened to jazz. [03:02.44]What is so funny about jazz? 爵士樂有什么好玩的? [03:06.52]Okay, here it is. 是這樣的 [03:09.68]Last night, with Ray... 昨晚， 我跟雷經(jīng)歷了… [03:14.00]l had... [03:18.04]the most intense orgasm of my entire life. 我有生以來最強烈的高潮 [03:21.44]l did my laundry. Continue. 我洗了衣服， 繼續(xù)說 [03:25.72]lt doesn't make sense, l barely know him. We've only been on two dates. 這實在沒道理 那是我們第二次約會 [03:29.20]And yet you had sex with him. -你就跟他上床? -我們讓凱莉說完好嗎? [03:30.00]Can everyone please let Carrie talk about the sex? [03:34.24]The mind-blowing sex. Now... 簡直是神魂顛倒 [03:36.12]l realize that this next statement... 我知道這聽起來很古怪 [03:40.84]makes me a bit of a freak, but... [03:45.52]l usually have to be in love with someone... 但是我通常只跟我愛的人 才會有高潮 [03:48.16]to have that kind of orgasm. [03:50.44]-You might want to see someone about that. -What the hell is going on? -這倒是跟他約會的好理由 -到底是怎么回事? [03:52.36]Maybe Ray is the one. -或許雷就是你的真命天子 -你的陰蒂是這么想的 [03:56.32]Your clitoris seems to think so. [03:58.04]lt was probably just a fluke. 這或許只是僥幸 我明天再試試看 [03:59.28]l'm going back tomorrow to find out. [04:01.68]l, on the other hand, am on strike. -而我正處于罷工狀態(tài) -什么意思? [04:02.40]What does that mean? -我不要有性生活了 -這樣太消沉了吧 [04:05.96]lt means l'm not having any more sex. [04:06.04]That's not a strike, honey, that's a slump. [04:09.24]No, it might have started as a slump, but l'm in control of it now. 一開始可能會 現(xiàn)在已在控制之下了 [04:12.60]l've made the conscious decision not to have sex until conditions improve. 在情況好轉(zhuǎn)之前 我拒絕發(fā)生關(guān)系 [04:18.80]How many people will be affected by this strike? 有多少人會因此受到影響? [04:20.88]So far, just the one, but l'm optimistic. 目前只有我一個 不過對此我很樂觀 [04:25.16]The thing is, l can't go on any more bad dates. 我不要再忍受糟糕的約會了 [04:28.84]l would rather be home alone than out with some guy... 我寧可待在家里也不要和 在網(wǎng)路上賣襪子的人約會 [04:31.88]who sells socks on the lnternet. [04:36.20]l'm dating someone. 我正在與人交往 [04:36.96]Someone l actually like. -一個我真正喜歡的人 -真好 [04:42.76]Maria. 瑪莉亞 [04:47.00]My Maria, from the gallery? 我的瑪莉亞? 藝術(shù)家瑪莉亞? [04:49.20]She's my Maria now, we're having a... 她現(xiàn)在是我的了 我們正在認真交往 [04:51.96]relationship. [04:55.16]Yes, ladies, l'm a lesbian. 是的， 我是同性戀 [04:57.92]Wait a second. 等一下， 你們認真交往? [05:01.52]-You're in a relationship? -Yes. [05:05.68]And she just walked in. Please get those looks off your faces. 她來了， 別露出驚訝的表情 [05:14.44]-Hello. -You know Charlotte. -你認識夏綠蒂 -當然 [05:16.32]Sure. -凱莉和米蘭達 -幸會 [05:17.60]And this is Carrie and Miranda. [05:19.04]-Hi! -lt's so nice to meet you. [05:23.32]l see you told them. 看得出來你告訴她們了 [05:26.16]How does that work? 這怎么可能? 你一覺醒來就成了同性戀? [05:29.96]You go to bed, you wake up the next morning... [05:30.44]and you're a lesbian? 我忘了告訴你們我是消防栓 [05:33.44]-l forgot to tell you, l'm a fire hydrant. -l'm a shoe. [05:35.12]l always wanted to be one, and now l am. 我是鞋子， 我一直想變成鞋子 [05:38.40]l don't think she's a lesbian, l think she just ran out of men. 她不是同性戀 只是因為男人被她用光了 [05:41.96]Then you go on strike, you don't eat pussy. 這樣的話應(yīng)該罷工 而不是去吃陰部 [05:45.04]Did you just say ''eat pussy''? 你剛才說 “吃陰部” ? [05:48.56]l did, but just for emphasis. 我只是強調(diào) [05:55.64]You know, the truly amazing thing is, l had the news tonight. 最難以相信的是 我今晚有大新聞 [05:58.28]-l had the most intense... -''Mind-blowing,'' l believe was the word. -我經(jīng)歷了最強烈的高潮… -神魂顛倒 [06:04.44]...orgasm of my life... 卻又略遜莎曼珊一籌 [06:05.64]and Samantha still managed to up-sex me. [06:13.80]They met at my gallery. l introduced them. 她們在我的藝廊相遇 我是介紹人 [06:17.96]You're a pimp. 你是拉皮條的 [06:19.64]Later that night, inspired by Samantha's wiIIingness to expIore new territory... 稍晚 受到莎曼珊探索新領(lǐng)域的影響 [06:25.64]CharIotte feIt it was time to conquer some oId territory. 夏綠蒂感到 該是征服舊地盤的時候了 [06:28.60]The bed... 她和崔曾在這張床上 經(jīng)歷過夫妻之間的大問題 [06:30.00]where she and Trey had so much troubIe as man and wife. [06:33.48]Here we are. 就是這里了 [06:35.20]Yep. [06:37.04]Should we have a glass of wine first? 要不要先喝杯酒? [06:39.32]-l'm fine, unless you-- -No, l'm okay. -我很好， 除非你想… -不， 我也很好 [06:47.96]lf you don't feel ready.... 如果你還沒準備好… [07:02.48]Just because she was on strike didn't mean she had to do without. 停止性生活不代表停止享受 [07:09.68]That's how Miranda discovered the perfect reIationship. 米蘭達發(fā)現(xiàn)了最完美的 約會對象 [07:13.76]Jon Stewart and chocoIate écIairs. 電視和巧克力蛋糕 [07:16.52]...be here today and she is, from what I understand, in Iove with me. [07:20.40]That night... 夏綠蒂和崔的夜晚也十分甜美 [07:21.80]CharIotte and Trey enjoyed a sweet ending to their evening as weII. [07:27.08]Not bad. 不賴吧? [07:32.64]lt was almost mind-blowing. 簡直是神魂顛倒 [07:34.84]CharIotte was reIieved. 夏綠蒂松了一口氣 他們已經(jīng)征服了臥房 [07:37.00]Now that they had fixed their probIem in the bedroom... [07:39.08]she was ready to move back into the other rooms as weII. 她已經(jīng)準備好要征服其他房間 [07:43.24]So... 你在想什么? [07:44.52]what are you thinking? [07:49.56]l'm thinking l've never seen my John Thomas so hard. 我從來不知道我的老二 可以這么硬挺 [07:53.00]l swear, at times l felt like it was gonna rocket right off. 我常常覺得它就要發(fā)射出去了 [07:58.48]What were you thinking? -你在想什么? -我不知道 [08:03.36]l don't know. [08:06.80]Should l.... 我應(yīng)不應(yīng)該… [08:12.16]Do you.... 你想不想… [08:18.16]-Are we ready to-- -Go again? -我們可不可以… -再來一次? [08:22.92]Houston, we don't have a problem. 休士頓， 我們一切都沒問題 [08:26.92]Three, two, one, blastoff! 三、 二、 一， 發(fā)射 [08:36.52]-Who is it? -It's Ray. -哪位? -雷 [08:37.72]Hi, come on up. 上來 [08:41.84]Shit. 討厭 [08:46.08]So, did you and the girls run down the street talking about me? 你們回家的路上 有沒有談?wù)撐? [08:51.84]-Maybe. -How many bIocks? -或許吧 -談了幾個街區(qū)? [08:54.52]Two, okay, nine. -兩個…九個 -說真的， 我有點受傷 [08:59.04]Honestly, l'm a little hurt. [08:60.92]After all the hours l've spent listening to you people talk about your relationships. 我總是聽你們談?wù)撃銈兊年P(guān)系 [09:04.28]You do that? -你有嗎? -至少我表現(xiàn)出禮貌 [09:06.48]I make the courtesy caII. [09:07.44]''Do you think you love him? Blah, blah, blah.'' “你認為你愛他嗎? ” [09:12.60]You just caught us a little off guard with the lesbian thing. 你是同性戀這件事 嚇我們一大跳 [09:15.20]That's just a label, like Gucci or Versace. -那只是標簽， 就像名牌 -那些服飾品牌 [09:16.48]Or Birkenstock. 這跟性向無關(guān) 瑪莉亞真的很不可思議 [09:19.48]This is not about being gay or straight. [09:20.76]Maria is an incredibIe woman. [09:23.68]She's got passion, and talent... 她有熱情、 天分 [09:27.32]-inteIIigence-- -A vagina. -智慧 -還有陰道 [09:30.04]-Vagina schmagina. -''Schmagina''? “她陰道” [09:31.12]她陰道? 現(xiàn)在流行的稱呼嗎? [09:31.40]ls that what the lesbians are calling it? [09:35.80]For your information, we haven't even had sex yet. -我們還沒上過床 -你真的在談感情 [09:37.20]Wow. [09:38.64]You really are in a relationship. [09:40.64]I am. Life is not aII about sex. 沒錯， 凱莉 性不是生命的全部 [09:44.64]Try telling that to her schmagina. 去跟她的 “她陰道” 說 [09:46.04]l want a bourbon, and l want to go down on you. 我要一杯威士忌 還要替你口交 [09:51.48]Not necessarily in that order. 不一定要照順序 [09:52.20]The truth is... 我希望第一次很特別 [09:55.48]l really want it to be special the first time. [09:58.08]l'm sure that it will be special. 我相信一定會很特別 [10:02.96]我相信一定會很特別 [10:03.24]l'm sure it will be special, because-- [10:05.12]Is Ray there? -因為… -雷在你旁邊嗎? [10:08.60]No, Samantha, l'm listening. 不， 莎曼珊， 我在聽 [10:12.84]l'm listening. [10:15.76]The next day, I thought about what Samantha said. 次日我思考莎曼珊說的話 [10:16.92]She wasn't having sex because she wanted to have a reIationship... 她不上床是因為想要談感情 [10:21.92]and I was having mind-bIowing sex hoping to turn it into a reIationship. 而我則希望美好的性 能轉(zhuǎn)變成感情 [10:23.48]So there you have it. 沒有性的感情和沒有感情的性 [10:26.08]We've got a reIationship without sex... [10:28.88]and sex without a reIationship. [10:30.48]Which had a better shot at survivaI? 哪一種成功的機率大? [10:31.92]I couIdn't heIp but wonder, what comes first, the chicken or the sex? 我不禁納悶 先有愛還是先有性? [10:38.24]That night I decided to reaIIy taIk to Ray. 那一晚， 我決定和雷好好聊聊 [10:42.20]I figured we needed to catch the reIationship up to the sex. 我們在感情方面得加把勁 [10:45.28]That was the pIan. 我是這么計劃的 [10:46.04]Wait a minute. 等一下… [10:50.76]l asked you a question. Where did you go to school? 我問你， 你上哪一所學校? [10:55.04]All over. 到處 [10:57.72]Freckles on the legs, nothing wrong with that. 城門城門雞蛋糕， 三十六把刀 [11:02.48]It was my best reIationship ever. 這是我有過最棒的關(guān)系 [11:07.24]MeanwhiIe, over at Casa de Lesbo.... 而在女同志之家… [11:10.44]That coq au vin was amazing. 紅葡萄酒煮雞真好吃 [11:12.40]You can paint, you can cook, you can do everything. 你會作畫， 會下廚， 無所不能 [11:20.56]But... 而你帶來最棒的甜點 [11:20.44]you brought the most incredible dessert. [11:27.72]Want a bite? 吃一口 [11:33.16]Samantha decided if she was going to be gay... 莎曼珊決定既然要當同性戀 [11:36.04]she'd be gay aII the way. 就要當?shù)脧氐? [11:44.60]l might not be much in the kitchen... 我在廚房的表現(xiàn)或許不好 [11:48.12]but l'm more than enough in the bedroom. 但是我在臥房的表現(xiàn)沒話說 [12:01.100]Baby. 莎曼珊， 我沒有感覺 [12:04.32]Samantha. [12:07.36]lt's not really working for me. [12:09.76]It was a phrase Samantha had never heard in bed before. 這是莎曼珊從沒聽過的一句話 [12:14.84]Honey, l've never gotten any complaints from the men. 親愛的 從來沒有男人跟我抱怨過 [12:22.72]Men. 男人… [12:23.28]l want you to look at me. 我要你看著我 [12:30.72]Connect with me. 跟我連結(jié)在一起 [12:34.32]This is lovemaking. 這是做愛 [12:36.80]lt's not a porno flick. 不是色情電影 [12:40.20]l want to show you. l'm gonna lay down. 我要你看清楚， 我會躺下來 [12:44.04]And l want you to look at my boceta. 我要你看著我的 “葡賽塔” [12:46.64]lt's a Portuguese word for ''pussy.'' 葡萄牙文的陰部 [12:59.96]MeanwhiIe, Miranda, stiII off sex and on chocoIate... 拒絕上床迎接巧克力的米蘭達 [13:03.64]couIdn't bring herseIf to order the seven écIairs she reaIIy wanted. 雖然很想要七個蛋糕 卻只能點一個 [13:05.64]So she asked for just one. [13:07.80]One cake, please. 我要一個蛋糕 你推薦哪一種? [13:11.60]-Which do you recommend? -l'd go with the Louvre. 這個特制羅浮巧克力蛋糕 [13:14.48]Monsieur Payard's signature chocolate cake. [13:18.24]Sold. -我要了 -一共是74塊半 [13:20.56]Okay, that'll be $7 4.50. [13:21.04]As in 7 4 dollars and 50 cents? -74塊半美金 -是的 [13:25.84]Yes. 米蘭達發(fā)現(xiàn) 她沒有那么想要那個蛋糕 [13:25.72]Miranda decided she didn't need a cake that badIy... [13:32.00]especiaIIy when she couId make one for under $5. 尤其是五塊錢就可以擁有一個 [13:36.16]Every once in a whiIe, a girI has to induIge herseIf. 每個女孩偶爾都要寵愛自己 [14:03.16]l'm on the mallard! -崔， 我坐到鴨子了 -什么? 抱歉 [14:05.28]Sorry. [14:57.36]He still hasn't asked me to move back in. 他沒有要我搬回去 [14:60.16]We make love all over the apartment. ln the morning... 我們在屋子里到處做愛 然后我像妓女般搭計程車回家 [15:01.32]l get in a cab and go home like a Park Avenue hooker! [15:04.72]-Can't you bring it up? -No! -你不能要求嗎? -不行， 他的帆正揚起 [15:08.08]We finally got the penis working, l don't want to scare it. 我不想嚇壞他 [15:11.08]Why can't l have the relationship and the sex? 我為什么不能同時擁有 性和感情? [15:11.16]-Why is it one or the other? -You got me. 你考倒我了 [15:13.84]l wanna order. Where's the lesbian du jour? 我們的女同志在哪里? [15:17.92]Listen, you guys, when she gets here, we have to talk about her relationship. 等她來后 我們要關(guān)心她的感情事 [15:21.72]She was mad we didn't take it seriously last time. 她要我們認真看待 [15:26.00]Please. She isn't having a relationship, she's just doing this to bug us. 那才不是感情 她只是要刺激我們 [15:28.28]l don't know. They haven't even had sex yet. 我不確定， 但是她們還沒上床 [15:32.48]She said she wants it to be special. -她希望要很特別 -真的? [15:33.52]-Really? -Yeah. [15:37.32]Then we should be supportive. This is the healthiest thing she's done in ages. 這可是莎曼珊長久以來 最健康的一件事 [15:41.32]Does anybody want to split the chocolate pudding? 有人要跟我分巧克力布丁嗎? [15:45.16]Morning, ladies. 早安， 各位 [15:47.88]-Morning. -Hi! [15:50.44]Tell us about your relationship. How is everything going with Maria? 談?wù)勀愕母星槭?進展得如何了? [15:54.40]你們知道當陰道腫脹時 [15:57.68]Did you know that when a vagina gets engorged... [15:58.88]it expands to the size of a fist? 可以像拳頭一樣大嗎? 真是個奇異的孔穴 [16:01.68]lt's like a fabulous cave. [16:04.08]l guess they've had sex. -她們上床了 -顯而易見 [16:04.24]-Apparently so. -And we have three holes down there. -我們那里有三個洞 -我聽夠了 [16:09.52]Okay, stop talking about your relationship. [16:10.12]But it's fascinating! There are places a dick just can't go. 還有老二到不了的地方 [16:14.32]Some dicks manage just fine. 有些老二做得不錯 [16:18.20]Please, Maria has 10 dicks. -瑪莉亞有十根老二 -是你開啟話題的 [16:19.64]For the record, you started this. [16:21.56]l am sorry... 抱歉， 手指并不算老二 [16:24.44]but a finger is not a dick. [16:26.20]A finger is more like a third of a dick. 比較像是三分之一的老二 [16:29.80]So technically, Maria only has three and a third dicks. 所以技術(shù)上來說 瑪莉亞只有三又三分之一根 [16:32.68]l can tell you right now, this... 我可以告訴你們 [16:37.64]is not the same as this. 這樣跟這樣可不一樣 [16:41.04]Okay, put that away. 不要比了 [16:43.72]l'm just saying, size has nothing to do with it. 我只能說尺寸不是問題 [16:45.20]What's happening to you? -你是怎么了? -我正在受教育 [16:46.80]l'm getting an education. [16:49.88]Not only do l now know everything there is to know... 我只需要去了解 偉大的 “葡賽塔” [16:51.68]about the glorious boceta.... [16:53.84]That's Portuguese for ''pussy.'' 葡萄牙文的陰道 [16:55.04]''Boceta, schmagina, let's call the whole thing off.'' 葡賽塔、 她陰道 我們不要再談這個了 [16:60.00]The most important thing... 最重要的是瑪莉亞教我 要跟她相連結(jié) [17:01.60]is that Maria has taught me how to connect during sex. [17:05.32]lt's not just some animal act. 這不只是動物的行為 [17:09.00]lt's about two people making love. 而是兩個人， 做愛做的事 [17:21.28]Hi. [17:21.80]l couldn't pick a shirt. Red, blue, l didn't know. 我還沒決定穿哪一件， 進來 [17:25.40]Come on in, l'm making margaritas. 我?guī)湍阏{(diào)杯酒 [17:28.08]Look what l bought today. 看我買了什么 第一張爵士唱片 [17:31.96]-My first jazz CD. -No. [17:37.12]You gotta hear that on vinyl. 你一定要聽聽這個 [17:40.56]Wait, Ray. 雷， 等一下 [17:43.08]Stop. Don't play anything. 雷， 停下來 [17:46.24]Don't scat, don't chop, don't blend.... 不要放音樂， 不要急 不要切菜， 不要調(diào)酒 [17:50.00]Could we.... 我們可以坐下來聊一會兒嗎? [17:51.40]Could we just sit and talk for a while? [17:56.56]The ''gotta talk'' girl, gotta talk. 非得聊天不可 [17:57.28]''What are you thinking? Where is this going?'' 你在想 “我們可以 進展到什么地步? ” [18:01.04]l'm not that girl. 我不是那種女孩 我只是想跟你聊聊 [18:03.96]l'm not any girl, l just want to talk. [18:08.40]You know, talk. 就是聊聊而已 [18:09.52]Like, where are you from? You said something about the Jersey Shore. 你的家鄉(xiāng)在哪里? 你曾經(jīng)提過澤西海岸 [18:15.96]l spent a couple summers there. 我在那里待過幾個夏天 和朋友們?nèi)ワw鏢射擊 [18:16.08]Worked on the boardwalk. There was a skeet shooting place l went to. [18:20.44]-On the Jersey Shore? -Upstate New York, college. -在澤西海岸? -在紐約北部， 拉弓 [18:22.40]And, pull! [18:24.52]Man, why no skeet in the city? l love the skeet. 這個城市為什么沒有飛鏢? 我愛死飛鏢了 [18:27.68]l should open one in New York. Maybe sell a club. 我應(yīng)該在紐約市開一家 [18:30.00]When was the last time you had canned corn? 你上一次吃罐頭玉米 是什么時候? 像很好吃 [18:34.56]That sounds good right now. You hungry? -你餓了嗎? -不餓， 因為… [18:35.16]No, because remember l met-- 我曾在賭城吃過 塞滿玉米的肉餡派 [18:39.44]l had a pot pie in Vegas once, loaded with corn.... [18:41.32]As Ray taIked... 當雷不停地講話時 我突然意識到 [18:43.52]I reaIized he wasn't spontaneous and unpredictabIe and thriIIing. [18:45.68]他不是真的出乎意料地迷人 [18:49.76]He was a guy with ADD. 他有注意力缺失癥 [18:52.44]What kind of reIationship couId I have with a guy I couIdn't even taIk to? 不能談心算什么感情? 我必須結(jié)束它 [18:55.52]Flaky crust. [18:58.40]I'd have to end it. [18:59.72]You like pies? 喜歡吃派嗎? [19:04.36]想要演奏我嗎? [19:05.36]Wanna play me? [19:07.76]Yeah. 總有一天 [19:10.92]EventuaIIy. [19:18.52]MeanwhiIe, uptown... 在此同時， 在上城區(qū) [19:20.60]l was thinking. 夏綠蒂給崔最后一次機會 請她搬回家 [19:22.00]...CharIotte gave Trey one more chance to ask her to move in. [19:24.56]l'm just gonna say it. 我要說了 [19:29.16]Next time l'm hard... 下次我勃起時 能不能請你幫我量尺寸? [19:30.40]would you consider measuring my John Thomas? [19:34.60]What? No! 什么? 不要 [19:37.08]l understand, it's juvenile, l know. 我知道這樣很幼稚 [19:39.76]But l've just never seen it like this. 只是我從沒見過它這樣 [19:43.32]l'm taking a shower. 我去洗澡 [19:47.40]CharIotte was never a woman who cared much about penises... 夏綠蒂向來不挺重視老二 [19:50.32]and now a penis was running her Iife. 現(xiàn)在老二卻主宰著她的生活 [19:54.88]Forget it. 算了 [20:03.84]As CharIotte Iathered up... 就在洗澡的同時 夏綠蒂開始激動起來 [20:04.64]she reaIIy started to get Iathered up. [20:09.52]Who did he think he was? 他以為他是誰? 他們可是結(jié)發(fā)夫妻 [20:12.08]He was her husband, and she was his wife. [20:13.76]What the heII was going on in this Upper East Side nightmare? 她為什么要忍受這樣的噩夢? [20:20.64]l'm tired of being married to your penis! 我受夠嫁給你的老二了 [20:23.92]l am a person. 我是個人， 這應(yīng)該是段感情 [20:24.08]This is supposed to be a relationship! [20:26.36]And l am done walking on eggshells! 我不要再這樣小心翼翼了 [20:30.88]''Don't talk about moving in in front of the penis... 不要在它面前談搬回來的事 它可能會軟掉 [20:32.72]'''cause it might go soft.'' [20:33.36]''The penis likes this,'' and ''The penis doesn't like that!'' 它喜歡這樣， 不喜歡那樣 現(xiàn)在又想要量尺寸 [20:36.12]And ''The penis wants to be measured!'' [20:40.12]-lt was just a thought. -Here's another thought! -我只是想想而已 -不如這樣吧 [20:43.88]You can shove this marriage up your ass! -把我們的婚姻丟掉吧 -夏綠蒂， 不要走 [20:45.00]Don't go. 我要回到我租的公寓 [20:46.68]l'm going home to my own apartment, where l have a lease. [20:50.64]l hope that you and your penis have a very lovely night! 祝你和你的老二 有個愉快的夜晚 [21:05.96]MeanwhiIe, Miranda was getting fed up as weII... 在此同時 米蘭達開始厭倦自己了 [21:08.84]with herseIf. [21:36.48]Hi, it's me, Ieave a message. 你好， 是我， 請留言 [21:40.36]l know you're probably busy... 我知道你可能忙著 享受興奮至極的性愛 [21:41.16]having mind-blowing sex right now... [21:45.20]but l feel that you need to know, your good friend, Miranda Hobbes... 但我覺得你有必要知道 你的好朋友米蘭達 [21:49.20]has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage... 剛才從垃圾桶里撿蛋糕來吃 [21:51.96]and eaten it. [21:52.48]You'll probably need this information... 等你到醫(yī)院看我的時候 才不會覺得奇怪 [21:55.04]when you check me in to the Betty Crocker Clinic. [22:15.56]That night Miranda reaIized... 當晚， 米蘭達領(lǐng)悟到 巧克力只是性的替代品 [22:17.84]she'd been using chocoIate as a substitute for sex... [22:20.40]and now she needed a substitute for chocoIate. 她現(xiàn)在需要巧克力的替代品 [22:31.92]The strike was officiaIIy over. 罷工正式結(jié)束了 [22:36.12]That's perfect! 太棒了 [22:36.28]Just when she thought she knew everything there was to know about women... 正當她以為她對女人了若指掌 [22:44.56]Samantha caused the very eIusive... 莎曼珊遭遇了前所未有的經(jīng)驗 [22:47.56]femaIe ejacuIation. [22:48.52]Was that good or bad? -這是好是壞? -好的不得了 [22:50.84]That was very good. [22:52.00]Samantha got the reIationship and the sex. 莎曼珊同時擁有感情和性 [22:58.08]In fact, a IittIe more sex than she'd expected. 甚至比她預(yù)期的要多一點 [23:02.32]l want some water. 我想喝水， 你呢? 我馬上回來 [23:06.76]You want some water? [23:07.44]Be right back. 隔天早上， 我有了新的想法 [23:08.72]The next morning, I woke up with a new thought. [23:12.20]Maybe Ray was Iike jazz. 或許雷就像爵士樂 與其改變他 [23:14.48]Instead of trying to make him be something eIse, I needed to Iet go... [23:17.44]and appreciate him for what he was. 不如試著欣賞他 和他令人神魂顛倒的性 [23:20.24]TruIy mind-bIowing sex. [23:45.88]But unfortunateIy... 不幸地， 他對我的興趣 [23:46.96]I got the feeIing Ray had stopped pIaying me... [23:49.28]and moved on to another instrument. 已經(jīng)轉(zhuǎn)移到其他樂器身上 [24:02.52]Morning, ma'am. -早安， 女士 -早安 [24:04.28]Morning. [24:08.36]You left something at my.... 你把東西忘在我的… [24:10.04]At the apartment. 忘在公寓了 [24:18.20]l want you to move back in... 夏綠蒂， 我要你搬回來 [24:20.20]and get rid of this old apartment. 放棄這間舊公寓 [24:25.28]And stay all night, every night. 整晚都不要離開 [24:28.56]And wake up next to me every morning and be my wife. 每天在我身邊醒來 就像我的妻子一樣 [24:32.32]-You do? -Yeah. 你真的希望? [24:37.48]l talked it over with my penis and we both agree. 我跟我的老二談過了 我們一致同意 [24:40.56]l don't want to lose you again. 我不想再失去你了 [24:44.96]Charlotte York MacDougal... 夏綠蒂， 愿意再嫁給我嗎? [24:49.52]will you remarry me? [24:51.20]Yes, Trey MacDougal... 崔， 我愿意 [24:55.88]l will remarry you. [25:19.60]WaIking home from ADD, ''another dating disaster''... 結(jié)束一個悲慘的約會之后 在回家的路上 [25:25.00]I worried that there's a reason they caII it ''mind-bIowing'' sex. 我了解到為什么要叫做 “神魂顛倒” [25:27.96]Maybe that kind of physicaI connection obIiterates the chance of an inteIIectuaI one. 因為肉體上的結(jié)合 消滅了精神上的 [25:31.88]Or maybe it's possibIe to find both. 又或許兩者不可兼得 [25:37.84]That's what I was hoping, because great sex is great... 雖然我希望擁有美好的性 [25:41.32]but I stiII Iike a song with a meIody I can sing to. 但我還是喜歡 可以跟著唱的曲子 [25:55.12]Subtitles conformed by SOFTlTLER

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