欲望都市第三季 城市“欲女” Are We Sluts?

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:35:01 [00:02.00]聽美劇學英語(MP3+LRC) [00:09.56]欲望城市 [00:35.80](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問) [00:44.76]“城市”欲“女” [00:50.24]YOu Can COunt On One hand 紐約客期待的事情 一只手就可以數(shù)得出來 [00:52.52]the things a New YOrKer will wait fOr. [00:52.60]My list inCludes: the perfeCt apartment, 我的清單包括：完美的公寓 [00:55.72]the ChOCOlate sOufflé at Le Bernardin, 貝納迪諾餐廳的巧克力酥 [00:58.88]and the annual ManOlO BlahniK sale. 還有曼諾羅布雷尼克年度拍賣 [01:04.16]After fOur dates with the furniture designer, 在與設計師約會四次 他的吻令我雙腳發(fā)軟后 [01:07.84]whOse Kiss made my Knees weaK, [01:07.80]this New YOrKer had waited lOng enOugh. 我這個紐約客等待得夠久了 [01:12.60]SO, dO yOu wanna sleep Over? 想在這里過夜嗎? [01:17.28]l have tO feed Pete. 我得要喂皮特，明天還要早起 [01:20.56]l have tO get up early in the mOrning. [01:27.92]Apparently, that New YOrKer had nOt. 顯然的，他卻不期待 [01:35.56]When One dOOr ClOses, anOther One Opens. 當一扇門關閉 另一扇門會開啟 [01:39.16]At 2:00am, the dOOr that Opened was Samantha's. 半夜兩點，莎曼珊家的門開了 [01:52.36]What's gOing On? 發(fā)生什么事了? [01:54.48]Freda in 1D was held up at gunpOint. -1D的芙雷達被搶了 -我的天 [01:56.56]Oh, my GOd! [01:60.40]lt's under COntrOl. We have the suspeCt On tape. 情況已經(jīng)受到控制 嫌犯被監(jiān)視錄影帶拍下 [02:03.92]This is suppOsed tO be a safe building. 這應該是一棟安全的大樓 [02:06.96]lt was late. DOOrman was Off duty. He entered behind sOmebOdy's guest. 當時很晚，門房已經(jīng)下班了 他尾隨其他訪客進來的 [02:09.84]That's awful. 真糟糕 [02:11.76]The guy Came in behind the guy whO Came in Samantha. 他尾隨的正是莎曼珊的客人 [02:16.12]That's terrible. 真是太糟糕了 [02:16.00]- WhO has a guest at 2:00am? - l have nO idea. -誰會在半夜兩點有訪客? -我不知道 [02:23.80]- What did everybOdy dO last night? - NOthing. -你們昨晚都在做什么? -沒什么 [02:25.16]- NOthing. - l dOn't want tO talK abOut it. -沒什么 -我不想說 [02:29.32]Did yOu sleep with sOmeOne On the seCOnd date? 你第二次約會就跟人上床? [02:30.84]NO. The third date. 是第三次，跟亞歷山卓連力 在藝術展上遇到的銀行家 [02:33.40]Alexander Lemly, the investment banKer l met at an art shOw. [02:38.40]- The sex was bad? - lt was gOOd, exCept... -床上功夫不好? -很好，不過… [02:43.04]l dOn't thinK l Can say it. -我不想講 -自己去克服吧 [02:45.56]Get Over yOurself. [02:47.96]What happened? -到底怎么了? -當他那個… [02:51.60]When he... [02:53.88]YOu KnOw. 你們知道的 [02:56.76]Came, Orgasmed, shOt his wad. -要來了，高潮，射精 -他說… [02:58.40]He said: 該死的婊子，該死的蕩婦 [02:60.48]YOu fuCKing bitCh! YOu fuCKing whOre! [03:05.32]- Why wOuld he say that? - BeCause yOu were fuCKing him? -他為什么要那么說? -因為你在跟他做愛? [03:12.56]He didn't say it at the dryCleaners, but when he was in yOu. 他又不是對著干洗店的人說 他是對著你說 [03:16.76]DO yOu thinK l'm a whOre? 你們覺得我是蕩婦? [03:20.76]lf yOu're a whOre, what dOes that maKe me? 你要是蕩婦，我是什么? [03:25.28]- DO yOu thinK l'm a whOre? - YOu have had a lOt Of bOne in yOu. -你們覺得我是蕩婦? -你再正派不過了 [03:30.16]This is bad. NObOdy wants tO marry a whOre. 這很糟糕 誰會想要娶蕩婦為妻? [03:34.08]Even CharlOtte is having mOre sex than me. 連夏綠蒂做的愛都比我多 [03:36.04]What abOut Aidan? -艾登怎么樣? -他怎么樣? [03:39.92]l dOn't KnOw what's gOing On. We're spending a lOt Of time tOgether. 我不知道怎么回事 我們在一起的時間很長 [03:41.100]He Keeps asKing me Out. But he dOesn't wanna sleep with me. 他一直約我出去 就是不肯跟我睡 [03:47.56]- Gay. - He's nOt gay. -同志? -他不是同志 [03:47.36]- MOther issues? - l dOn't thinK sO. -戀母情結? -我看不是 [03:50.76]- Maybe his diCK Curves tO the right. - We'll wOrK it Out. l'll gO left. -或許他的小弟弟右曲 -這種事情好解決 [03:56.80]l may never KnOw. 我可能永遠不會知道了 [03:59.04]Wait tOO lOng tO sleep with sOmeOne, yOu beCOme just friends. 拖太久上床就會錯失良機 變成普通朋友 [04:01.28]As suppOsed tO his fuCKing bitCh, his fuCKing whOre. 而不能成為該死的婊子 該死的蕩婦 [04:07.08]COme On. 別這樣 [04:11.92]lf Samantha was right, l had little time left 要是莎曼珊說對了 我的時間所剩不多 [04:12.20]befOre the relatiOnship-windOw ClOsed. [04:15.68]SO l wOre my little dress that left little tO the imaginatiOn. 所以我穿上清涼的衣服 引他無限遐想 [04:19.96]DO yOu want tO taKe this inside? -要不要幫我拿進來? -我得回家了，我要… [04:23.08]l better get hOme. l gOtta... [04:26.16]YOu gOtta get up early. Whatever. 你要早起，管他的 [04:39.68]- What's gOing On up there? - DO yOu just wanna be friends? -這是怎么回事? -你只想當朋友嗎? [04:43.56]l dOn't KnOw. ls that hOw yOu Kiss yOur friends? 我不知道 你是這樣親吻朋友的嗎? [04:48.28]Why dOn't yOu wanna sleep with me? 你為什么不跟我上床? [04:52.36]Whatever it is l'd rather KnOw sOOner than later. 不管是什么原因，我都要知道 [04:56.36]l dO wanna sleep with yOu. 我想跟你上床 [04:59.32]l dO. LOOK at yOu. 我真的想，看看你 [05:03.84]l've been dOwn that rOad befOre. 我以前做過同樣的事 [05:07.32]l've slept with wOmen quiCKly and l'm still single. 很快就跟女人上床 而我現(xiàn)在仍是單身 [05:12.96]My new thing is, l want tO try and sleep with sOmebOdy l Care abOut. 我想試試看只跟關心的人上床 [05:22.72]l really thinK that l Can Care abOut yOu. 我想我可以真的關心你 [05:28.96]lt's Only been a weeK and a half. DOn't peOple date anymOre? 我們只交往一個多禮拜 現(xiàn)在的人都不約會了嗎? [05:31.92]Why did l expeCt tO sleep with him after Only a weeK and a half? 我怎么會期待跟一個 只交往一個多禮拜的人上床? [05:36.44]Had l beCOme sO jaded 我變得過于輕佻 [05:39.12]that l didn't reCOgnize rOmanCe when it Kissed me On the lips? 以致于親吻對我來說 不算是戀愛? [05:43.48]MOdern wOmen need a Cheat-sheet tO remind us rOmanCe isn't dead. 或許現(xiàn)代的女人需要小抄 來提醒“戀愛未死” [05:47.76](戀愛) [05:49.64]ROmanCe. 戀愛 [05:52.76]l tell yOu, it didn't even OCCur tO me, whiCh is sO depressing. 我連想都沒想到 真是令人沮喪 [05:55.08]ls that what 13 years Of dating in Manhattan dOes tO a wOman? 女人在曼哈頓約會十三年 都會變成這樣嗎? [05:59.80]l'll tell yOu what it dOes. lt gives yOu Chlamydia. 我告訴你會怎么樣 你會得到衣原體 [06:04.04]ExCuse me? 那是什么? [06:05.36]My gyneCOlOgist Called me tOday. 我的婦科醫(yī)生今天告訴我 [06:08.16]My tests, whiCh she threw in fOr gOOd measure, were pOsitive. 她額外幫我做的檢驗 結果呈現(xiàn)陽性 [06:12.52]lt's nOt terrible. There aren't any symptOms, but it Can Cause infertility. 不是很糟糕，沒有癥狀 不過可能導致不孕 [06:17.68]l guess it's gOOd l Caught it. l mean... 我想這樣也不是不好… 我得到了，還好也發(fā)現(xiàn)了 [06:19.08]NOt that l Caught it, but that l fOund Out. [06:21.72]- YOu gOt it frOm Steve? - l dOn't KnOw. -史蒂夫傳染給你的? -我不知道 [06:24.100]lt COuld be any number Of guys, 也可能是其他人 [06:28.20]whiCh is what l tOld my gyneCOlOgist. She seemed a little judgmental. 當我告訴我的婦科醫(yī)生時 她似乎有一點批評之意 [06:33.40]She tOld me tO COntaCt all the peOple that l might have given it tO, 她說我應該通知 所有可能受到我傳染的人 [06:35.36]sO they Can all be treated. 這樣他們才能去就醫(yī) [06:37.92]l Knew what was bOthering her. The same thOught had bOthered me 米蘭達困擾的事 跟我的困擾一樣 [06:41.24]sinCe the guy l'd been seeing fOr 10 days asKed me tO slOw dOwn. 我正在約會的男人告訴我 不要太急躁 [06:46.92]lf yOu're a 30 sOmething wOman in Manhattan and yOu're sexually aCtive, 如果你三十幾歲，住在曼哈頓 性生活頻繁 [06:51.64]it's inevitable that yOu'll raCK up a Certain number Of partners. 無可避免的性伴侶數(shù)目 會累積得很可觀 [06:55.68]But hOw many is tOO many men? 但是多少才算是太多? [06:58.16]Are we simply rOmantiCally Challenged Or are we sluts? 我們到底是戀愛狂熱 還是蕩婦? [07:01.08]lt was the questiOn On CharlOtte's mind. 這件事也盤據(jù)著夏綠蒂的心頭 [07:05.08]- HOw's yOur swOrdfish? - Fine, thanKs. -你的箭魚好吃嗎? -很好吃，謝謝 [07:07.76]- YOu're awfully quiet tOnight. - SOrry, my mind is sOmewhere else. -你今晚異常安靜 -抱歉，我心神不寧 [07:12.76]YOu fuCKing bitCh! YOu fuCKing whOre! 該死的婊子，該死的蕩婦 [07:18.12]l hate putting peOple Out Of wOrK, but it happens after a merger. 我不喜歡裁員 不過公司合并之后就是這樣 [07:22.36]Maybe l shOuld teaCh ESL On the side. 或許我應該去教英文當副業(yè) [07:27.84]Are yOu sure yOu're OK? 你確定你沒事? [07:31.76]ACtually...what yOu said the Other night Kind Of bOthered me. 其實 你那天晚上說的話讓我很困擾 [07:35.60]What did l say? 我說了什么? [07:40.60]YOu KnOw when we were in bed and yOu... 我們在床上的時候，你… [07:46.64]YOu yelled Out sOmething. 喊叫了一些話 [07:47.12]- During my sleep? - NO, during sex. -我睡覺的時候? -不是，做愛的時候 [07:58.48]l dOn't remember saying anything. 我不記得說過什么 [08:01.76]l remember it being very niCe. What did l say? 我記得過程很美妙 我到底說了什么? [08:09.72]lt's nOt impOrtant. l'm sure it was in the heat Of the mOment. 那不重要，我想只是一時沖動 沒有關系 [08:16.28]DO yOu want tO try my swOrdfish? lt really is gOOd. 要不要嘗嘗我的箭魚?很好吃 [08:20.44]By dessert, CharlOtte had deCided tO fOrget it and Call it a dO-Over. 吃甜點時 夏綠蒂決定忘掉這件事 [08:24.12]- YOu fuCKing bitCh! FuCKing whOre! - That! That's what yOu said. -該死的婊子，該死的蕩婦 -你又說了 [08:29.96]- What? - Just then. YOu said it again. -什么? -你剛才又說了一遍 [08:33.76]What did l say? 我說了什么? [08:36.36]YOu fuCKing bitCh, yOu fuCKing whOre. 該死的婊子，該死的蕩婦 [08:38.16]My GOd, are yOu sure? 我的天，你確定嗎? [08:42.40]That's terrible. That's a hOrrible thing tO say. l had nO idea. 這樣真的很糟糕 我自己都不知道 [08:48.56]l just get lOst in the mOment. l dOn't thinK that abOut yOu. 我剛才無法思考 想的全都是你 [08:55.04]Believe me, yOu are sweet, smart and lOvely. 相信我，你甜美，聰明又可愛 [08:60.88]YOu are the Kind Of wOman l hOpe tO marry sOme day. 是我理想的妻子典型 [09:08.28]l prOmise never tO say that again. 我保證不再那么說了 [09:10.72]That's terrible. 真的很糟糕 [09:13.100]As CharlOtte started tO feel better, Miranda started tO feel wOrse. 當夏綠蒂感覺好轉之際 米蘭達開始感到難受 [09:18.96]Steve, Can we nOt? 史蒂夫，可不可以不要? [09:23.36]l'm just getting started. l'm Only at the neCK. 我才剛開始吻你的脖子 [09:25.72]Maybe yOu'll Change yOur mind when l'm dOwn arOund yOur elbOws. 等我吻到你的手肘 或許你會改變心意 [09:29.84]l Can't tOnight, l have Chlamydia. 今晚不行，我有衣原體 [09:35.16]l dOn't even KnOw what that is, but it sOunds liKe a prOblem. 我不知道那是什么 不過好像是個問題 [09:42.76]lt's nOt a big deal. lt's just a sexually transmitted disease. 沒什么大不了的 只是性行為傳染的疾病 [09:47.84]l might have given it tO yOu Or yOu tO me. 我可能傳染給你 也可能是你傳染給我 [09:54.56]Either way, yOu shOuld get tested. 不管怎樣，你得要去檢查 [09:56.88]l'm afraid Of dOCtOrs. l dOn't even have One. 我最怕醫(yī)生，我根本不看醫(yī)生 [09:60.32]GO tO the free CliniC. Whatever. 去義診中心檢查 [10:03.72]What's gOnna happen, dOes it hurt when yOu pee? 會怎么樣呢? 尿尿的時候會痛? [10:08.60]Men are just Carriers, there aren't any symptOms at all. 男人是帶原者，毫無癥狀 [10:11.68]Then why dO l need tO KnOw?. 那我為什么要知道感染與否? [10:15.48]lf yOu dOn't get treated yOu Can pass it On tO Other peOple. 你要是不接受治療 可能會傳染給別人 [10:18.44]YOu are my Only Other persOn, and yOu already have it. 你是我唯一的性伴侶 你已經(jīng)感染了 [10:21.20]Yeah, but if yOu've gOt it, we'll Keep passing it baCK and fOrth. 如果你真的感染了 我們之間就沒完沒了 [10:26.60]l'd rather nOt sleep with yOu until it's Out Of my bOdy. 那我完全康復之前都不碰你 [10:32.56]l've gOt six mOre days Of antibiOtiCs. 我還要再用抗生素六天 [10:34.36]Will yOu please just taKe Care Of it? Get it Over with. 拜托你去好嗎?好好接受治療 [10:45.68]Steve's trip tO the dOCtOr didn't Cure his fear Of dOCtOrs. 史蒂夫這趟看醫(yī)生之旅 對他的恐懼沒什么幫助 [10:49.44]- DrOp yOur trOusers. - There's nOthing wrOng dOwn there. -褲子脫掉 -這里沒什么問題 [10:55.44]l'm here beCause my girlfriend said tO get the test. 是我女朋友叫我來這里 接受檢查 [10:58.20]l need a sample frOm the inside Of yOur penis. 我需要你陰莖的抽樣 [11:02.76]As Steve faCed sOmething every man dreads, 當史蒂夫正在面對 男人害怕的問題 [11:04.56]Miranda faCed sOmething every wOman dreads. 米蘭達也在面對 女人害怕的事 [11:07.04]She was maKing a list Of all the men she'd slept with. 她正在列所有 跟她睡過男人的清單 [11:12.20]At least all the Ones she COuld remember. 至少那些她記得的 [11:18.76]She wOndered hOw she did all these men 她納悶自己如何能 一邊搞這些男人 [11:20.56]and did her law degree and beCame a suCCessful lawyer. 一邊還能拿到法律學位 成為一名成功的律師 [11:24.32]Samantha Knew her number was up there. 莎曼珊知道 自己睡過男人的數(shù)字 [11:25.72]But she didn't KnOw everybOdy else Knew. 但是她不知道其他人也知道了 [11:31.88]We KnOw it was yOu whO buzzed in the gunman. 我們知道是你把搶匪帶進來的 [11:35.96]- ExCuse me? - YOu always have guests. -你說什么? -你一天到晚有訪客 [11:37.04]Every time l'm in this elevatOr yOu're with a different man. 我每次進電梯 就看到你跟不同的男人在一起 [11:40.76]That's ridiCulOus. 這話太荒謬了 [12:07.100]This is yOur flOOr. 你的樓層到了 [12:14.76]ExCuse me. 抱歉 [12:19.60]The next day, Miranda's sex life was flashing befOre her as well. 次日，米蘭達的性生活 也快速地從她眼前閃過 [12:21.28]ThanKs. OK. SOrry tO bOther yOu. 謝謝，好的 抱歉打擾了，恭喜你 [12:26.44]COngratulatiOns. [12:26.56]NOw yOu're married, yOu dOn't have tO wOrry abOut stuff liKe this. 你現(xiàn)在結婚了 就不用擔心這一類的事情 [12:30.84]Bye-bye. 再見 [12:36.20]Miss HObbes, line twO is still hOlding. 霍布斯小姐，二線正在等候 [12:40.20]- Miranda HObbes. - Hi, it's David, returning a Call. -米蘭達霍布斯 -我是大衛(wèi)，回你電話 [12:45.08]- HOw have yOu been? - LOusy, l'm partner. All wOrK, nO play. -近來好嗎? -很糟，我升格合伙人，很累 [12:49.52]- What dO yOu want? - lt's Kind Of awKward. -你有什么事? -這有一點難以啟齒 [12:51.28]l'm busy, spit it Out. What is it? 我很忙，有屁快放 [12:55.68]OK. l've gOt this... -我得了衣原體，就是… -我知道衣原體是什么 [12:58.76]- lt's Chlamydia. WhiCh is... - l KnOw what Chlamydia is. [13:03.72]- Perhaps yOu shOuld get tested. - l've been tested. -或許你應該接受檢查 -我檢查過了 [13:07.20]- ReCently? - Yes. ls that it? -最近嗎? -沒錯，說完了嗎? [13:13.16]Yes. NO... Did yOu have it? 是，不…你有受感染嗎? [13:14.36]ls that yOur business? YOu Call me after mOnths tO disCuss my health? 關你什么事?幾個月后 你突然打來關心我的健康 [13:19.56]- Yes, l had it. SO, what? - Perhaps yOu gave it tO me. -是，我是有感染，又怎么樣 -或許是你傳染給我的 [13:24.52]- What are yOu gOnna dO, sue me? - YOu COuld have Called. -怎么樣?想告我嗎? -你至少可以打通電話 [13:28.16]- YOu tOld me never tO Call yOu. - NOw l remember why. Bye! -是你叫我不要再打電話的 -我想起來為什么了，再見 [13:34.04]Meanwhile, l was still waiting fOr the diagnOsis On my relatiOnship. 在此同時 我還在等待我感情的診斷 [13:38.72]WOuld Aidan beCOme friend Or bOyfriend? 艾登會是男友還是朋友? [13:42.52]Delivery fOr Miss Bradshaw. 布雷蕭小姐的外送 [13:42.32]lt's abOut time. l Ordered this years agO. 該是時候了，我一年前就叫了 [13:51.96]He Certainly Kissed liKe a bOyfriend. 他的吻確實像男朋友 [13:54.24]DOn't yOu have twO matChing plates? 你沒有成對的盤子嗎? [13:57.84]NO. 沒有 [13:58.28]What dO yOu use fOr wine, prOmOtiOnal COffee mugs? 那你都用什么喝酒? 贈品馬克杯? [14:03.08]But he teased me liKe a friend. 他取笑我的方式像朋友 [14:07.76]COme here. Let me get this. 過來，我來弄 [14:09.16]BOyfriend. 男朋友 [14:12.72]l dOn't Care what anybOdy says. l thinK Catherine Zeta-JOnes is hOt. 我不管其他人怎么說 凱薩琳齊塔瓊斯好正點 [14:16.32]Friend. 朋友 [14:17.72]NOt as hOt as yOu, but she's hOt. 當然沒有你正點 不過還是很正點 [14:20.76]BOyfriend. And liar. 男朋友兼騙子 [14:28.76]- l thinK Samantha was right. - AbOut what? -我覺得莎曼珊說對了 -什么對了? [14:30.20]Me and Aidan. l thinK we're just friends whO Kiss OCCasiOnally. 我跟艾登只能當朋友 偶爾接吻的朋友 [14:36.48]- Why are yOu whispering? - COs he's still here. -你為什么要說悄悄話? -因為他還在這里 [14:38.36]That's prOmising. 還有希望 [14:39.84]He's been in the bathrOOm fOr half an hOur. 他已經(jīng)在浴室待半小時了 [14:43.16]All we did was eat Chinese and watCh ''ZOrrO''. 我們只有一起吃中國菜 和看“蒙面?zhèn)b蘇洛” [14:47.44]NOw l'm wOrKing and he's reading the paper On the jOhn. 我現(xiàn)在在工作 他在廁所看報紙 [14:51.28]This isn't rOmanCe, this is bullshit. 這不叫戀愛，這簡直狗屁 [14:51.20]- Carrie! - Yeah? -凱莉 -什么事? [14:53.100]COme here a seCOnd. 過來一下 [14:57.48]l have tO gO, my friend wants tO see me in the bathrOOm. 我得掛電話了 我的朋友叫我到浴室去 [15:02.04]What did yOu want, beCause... 你需要什么嗎? [15:08.96]WOw. 好棒 [15:10.16]lt's liKe a Danielle Steele nOvel in here. 好像羅曼史小說中的情節(jié) [15:13.68]FrOm a writer, l'm pretty sure that's an insult. 從一個作家口中說出 我確定這是個污辱 [15:18.92]NO, this is... WOw. 不是，這真的很棒 [15:24.60]l thOught a bath wOuld help yOu relax. YOu seemed Kind Of tense. 我想泡澡能幫你舒緩情緒 你好像很緊繃 [15:27.100]Are yOu sure this isn't just a Cheap plOy tO see me naKed? 這可是你想看我裸體的 低級詭計? [15:33.16]Will yOu be naKed? 你會裸體嗎? [15:34.16]That's the thing abOut baths. 泡澡不就是要那樣 [15:39.80]This is abOut yOu, sO enjOy. 隨便你，好好享受 [15:43.88]l'm gOnna get gOing. 我得走了 [15:45.84]But that dOesn't maKe us friends COs l'll be thinKing abOut yOu naKed. 但這樣并不表示我們只是朋友 我會想著你裸體的樣子 [16:01.56]Big tub, little persOn. 大浴缸，只有我一個人 [16:07.72]YOu talKed me intO it. 你說服我了 [16:20.88]SO nOw what? 現(xiàn)在怎么樣? [16:23.44]NOw what, what? We're just taKing a bath. 什么怎么樣?我們一起泡澡 [16:28.92]FuCK it, let's just dO it. 或者是，我們干脆做了 [16:29.80]This isn't hOw it shOuld happen. YOu said this was just a bath. 這樣是不可以的 我們只是在泡澡 [16:35.00]- COme On, whO Cares? - YOu dO. And l dO tOO nOw. -拜托，誰在乎? -你在乎，我也開始在乎了 [16:40.12]OK. Out Of the tub. 夠了，離開浴缸 [16:43.32]The next night, Samantha was feeling expOsed. 次晚 莎曼珊感到毫無隱私可言 [16:52.36]Here she COmes. 她來了 [16:60.20]- GOOd evening. - HellO. -晚安 -你好 [17:18.44]lf yOu wanna say sOmething abOut me, say it tO my faCe. 如果你們要談論我 就當著我的面說 [17:22.20]YOu're bad fOr the building. 你是這棟住宅的害蟲 [17:23.88]- What? - YOu have tOO many visitOrs. -什么? -你的訪客太多了 [17:27.76]- There are always men in the hall. - l gOt rObbed beCause Of yOu. -大廳里總是有男人 -你害我被搶 [17:29.44]l Can't ClOse my left eye. 我的左眼閉不起來 [17:34.32]They praCtiCally Chased me liKe l was FuCKenstein. 他們追著我不放 好像我是做愛怪物 [17:37.60]They Can't eviCt yOu fOr having sex. 他們不能因為你做愛而驅逐你 [17:40.20]They're jealOus, dried up Old farts whO haven't had sex sinCe EisenhOwer. 那些干癟的老家伙在嫉妒 他們八成幾百年沒做過愛 [17:45.84]l remind them Of what they Can't have. lt might be time tO mOve. 而我讓他們想到自己有多悲慘 或許我該搬家了 [17:50.64]YOu Can't. YOu have a rent-COntrOlled apartment On the Upper East Side. 不行，那可是位于上東城的 租金管制公寓 [17:56.20]This isn't rent COntrOl, it's life COntrOl. -不是租金管制，是生活管制 -我得掛電話，跟艾登有約會 [17:56.40]l have tO gO, l have a date with Aidan. [17:59.48]DOn't tell me yOu're nOt having sex yet. 不要告訴我你們還沒上床 [18:03.08]- We're nOt having sex yet. - What are yOu dOing? -我們還沒上床 -你們在做什么? [18:06.92]TOnight, we're gOing tO a blues Club. 我們今晚要去藍調俱樂部 [18:09.80]- WhO's singing, yOu? - We'll have sex eventually. -誰要唱歌?你嗎? -我們終究會上床的 [18:12.80]By the way, l gOt a little preview. 還有，我有預先審查 [18:15.96]l assure yOu, there is nO Curving in any direCtiOn. 我跟你保證，沒有彎曲 [18:19.76]lt is straight. Very straight. 直得很 [18:23.32]That night, CharlOtte had a date as well. 那一晚，夏綠蒂也有約會 [18:27.88]And he was dOing his best tO be the strOng, silent type. 他努力成為強壯、安靜的典型 [18:35.64]- What's the matter? - l'm afraid tO COme. -怎么了? -我害怕射出來 [18:39.96]What are yOu talKing abOut? l'm ClOse. 你在說什么?我就快了 [18:45.60]GO ahead. 說吧 [18:49.56]YOu fuCKing bitCh, yOu fuCKing whOre! l hate myself, what's wrOng with me? 該死的婊子，該死的蕩婦 我恨我自己，我是怎么了? [18:56.04]That night, Alexander deCided tO stOp seeing CharlOtte 當下，亞歷山卓決定 不再跟夏綠蒂見面 [18:58.20]and start seeing a therapist. 他開始去看治療師 [19:01.40]And Steve gOt his test baCK. 史蒂夫的檢驗報告出來了 [19:04.88]lt was negative, liKe the rest Of the experienCe. 呈陰性結果 不過受檢經(jīng)驗很糟糕 [19:05.56]That dOCtOr with the swab... OuCh! l dOn't even want tO swab my ears. 醫(yī)生用海綿…痛死了 我連挖耳朵都不敢 [19:10.84]lt's my fault. l'm the One with the disease. 是我的錯，我是帶病者 [19:15.12]l'm a big, dirty, diseased whOre. 我是個骯臟、帶病的蕩婦 [19:20.96]That's my girlfriend yOu're talKing abOut. 不要這樣說我女朋友 [19:22.44]YOu KnOw what? l had tO maKe a list Of all the guys l've slept with 你知道嗎?我甚至得列 跟我睡過男人的清單 [19:28.24]and it's nOt shOrt. -而且并不少 -怎么個不少? [19:29.80]HOw, nOt shOrt? [19:35.80]lt's... NO, l Can't tell yOu. l've never tOld anybOdy my number. 有…我不能告訴你 我不曾向人透露過 [19:39.24]l'm just CuriOus. 我只是好奇 [19:41.56]YOu wOn't judge me? 你不會批評我? [19:43.84]l spent a day at the free CliniC. 我在義診中心待了一天 [19:48.60]OK. lt's liKe, abOut...42. 好吧，大約四十二個 [19:52.40]- 42? That's nOt sO bad. - That's tOO many. -四十二?還不太糟 -太多了 [19:57.64]lt's fine. 還好 [20:02.24]- What's yOur number? - l'm nOt telling yOu. -你的數(shù)目呢? -不告訴你 [20:06.72]COme On. 說 [20:08.00]lt's embarrassing. l've had enOugh embarrassment fOr One weeK. 很難為情 我這禮拜已經(jīng)受夠羞辱了 [20:12.96]What is it? 到底是多少? [20:15.48]Ten? 十? [20:18.24]Higher. -更多 -六十? [20:21.92]60? [20:23.32]Higher. 更多 [20:23.88]Higher than 60? 比六十更多? [20:27.40]A lOt higher? 多很多? [20:29.76]l'm a bartender and l'm Cute. 我是酒保，而且很可愛 [20:34.64]NOte, men whO have had a lOt Of sexual partners are nOt Called sluts. 擁有很多性伴侶的男人 不叫蕩婦 [20:41.32]They are Called very gOOd Kissers. 他們叫做“很棒的接吻者” [20:42.00]A few are even Called rOmantiCs. 有的甚至叫做“浪漫的人” [20:45.08]l Can't believe yOu've never been tO the Blue NOte. 我不敢相信你沒到過 “藍音符” [20:48.48]- Call yOurself a New YOrKer. - l've never dOne a lOt Of things. -還敢自稱紐約客 -我沒做過的事很多 [20:51.100]l Can thinK Of One thing in partiCular. 我可以想到一件事 [20:58.60]- That l've dOne. - l Can thinK Of One Other thing. -我做過的 -我還可以想到另一件 [21:05.04]What dO yOu thinK abOut me staying the night? 我留下來過夜怎么樣? [21:10.32]l dOn't KnOw. What abOut Pete? 我不確定，皮特怎么辦? [21:13.44]l arranged fOr the super's Kid tO walK Pete and feed him. 我請管理員的兒子 幫我照顧皮特 [21:17.36]And yOu Knew this all night? 你早就知道會這樣? [21:35.36]And then sOmething weird happened. 奇怪的事情發(fā)生了 [21:38.84]FOr the first time in a lOng time, l was nervOus. 這么多年的經(jīng)驗以來 我第一次感到緊張 [21:42.84]We were gOing tO sleep tOgether and it was gOing tO mean sOmething. 我們將要一起過夜 這絕對是意義非凡 [21:45.20]l was nO virgin, but this was definitely virgin territOry. 我不是處女 不過這樣的經(jīng)驗絕對是第一次 [22:02.04]GOOd mOrning. 早安 [22:05.40]GOOd mOrning. 早安 [22:08.00]OK, that's what l wanted. Bye. 這正是我想要的，再見 [22:12.04]The niCe thing abOut a new relatiOnship, it's a Clean slate. 一段新關系的好處就是 開始一個新記錄 [22:19.12]And speaKing Of Clean slates, 說到新記錄 [22:22.08]Samantha mOved tO the trendy MeatpaCKing DistriCt. 莎曼珊搬到時髦的肉類工業(yè)區(qū) [22:25.60]GOOd mOrning, ladies. 早安，女士們 [22:26.96]WhOres were whOres, men were wOmen and rents higher. 在那里，蕩婦就是蕩婦 男人是女人，租金更高 [22:30.84]Easy, that's my bed. 小心一點，那是我的床

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