欲望都市第三季 熱情如火 Where There’s Smoke…

[00:02.00]聽美劇學英語(MP3+LRC) [00:11.40]欲望城市 [00:34.92](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問) [00:43.48]“熱情如火” [00:48.16]New YOrK City. HOme tO One milliOn exCiting, eligible, single men... 紐約市住著一百萬名 迷人、條件很好的單身漢… [00:55.52]and fOur COld and slightly CranKy single wOmen. 以及四名冷得發(fā)抖 有點神經(jīng)質(zhì)的單身女子 [00:57.40]Well, this is gOOd. We're aCtually CrOssing water tO meet men. 真好，我們正遠渡重洋 去認識男人 [01:01.16]Reminder, l am nOt gOing tO Staten lsland tO meet men. 提醒你 我不是去斯塔屯島認識男人的 [01:05.24]l am gOing tO judge them. 我是去對他們品頭論足 [01:06.24]A perK Of being a minOr Celebrity 當一個小有名氣的人的好處 [01:09.80]is that yOu get invited tO majOr events. 便是獲邀參加大事 [01:13.68]LiKe New YOrK fire department's 譬如紐約市消防局 年度月歷人物選拔 [01:16.76]annual Calendar COmpetitiOn. [01:18.08]This is a lOng way tO gO tO watCh 去看一些消防員脫掉上衣 這一趟路途還真遙遠 [01:19.48]sOme firemen taKe their shirts Off. [01:21.24]l'm On the ferry. l better see mOre than peCs. 我特地搭渡輪去看 最好不只看到大胸肌 [01:25.32]l'm freezing! 我快凍僵了 [01:28.44]l dOn't understand 我不懂比賽為什么不能在 曼哈頓的酒吧舉行 [01:29.52]why they COuldn't hOld the COmpetitiOn [01:32.60]in a bar in Manhattan. 上東城也有消防員 [01:32.100]They have firemen [01:34.08]On the Upper East Side tOO. 沒錯，他們只撲滅 高級住宅區(qū)的火災(zāi) [01:36.48]And they Only put Out tOp-nOtCh fires. [01:39.36]LOOK at hOw small it lOOKs. 曼哈頓看起來變得好小 [01:43.84]WhO wOuld have thOught an island that tiny 誰想得到那么小的島 [01:47.60]wOuld be big enOugh tO hOld all Our Old bOyfriends. 竟然裝得下我們所有前男友 [01:60.40]He lOves tO COOK and Can whip up a great baKed ziti. 他喜歡烹飪 可以做出很棒的焗烤管面 [02:04.80]He's frOm engine 275, ladder 133, 屬于275號消防隊，133云梯 來自皇后區(qū) [02:08.40]way Out there in Queens. [02:24.56]- ls he hOt? - He's a six. -他性感嗎? -可以得六分 [02:26.88]On a sCale Of hOw many? 總分是多少? [02:28.56]His name was Bill Kelley. He was a divOrCed pOlitiCian, 他叫做比爾凱利 [02:31.12]是一位離了婚的政治人物 準備競選市審計官 [02:32.32]Campaigning fOr New YOrK City COmptrOller. [02:35.08]And the tOKen male judge. 也是象征性的男性裁判 [02:42.80]- WatCh the firemen. - l'm mOre intO COps. -看臺上的消防員 -我對警察比較感興趣 [02:47.32]He's a danCer and married. SOrry, ladies. 他是位舞者，而且已婚 抱歉了，女士們 [02:51.80]His wife Maria said he's a gOOd guy but he wOrKs tOO hard. 他太太瑪莉亞說他人很好 但是工作太拼命了 [02:56.80]WOrK that belly! 秀一下腹肌 [03:02.16]Ladies, Over here. 我在這里 [03:08.64]OK, they dOn't maKe COsmOpOlitans, it's a Staten lsland iCed tea. 他們沒有四海為家酒 這是斯塔屯島冰茶 [03:12.20]- ls that liKe a LOng lsland iCed tea? - l thinK sO. -跟長島冰茶一樣嗎? -我想是吧 [03:17.88]HellO, l'm drunK. 各位，我醉了 [03:20.84]DO we have tO be this ClOse? lt's embarrassing. 我們非得站這么前面嗎? 好尷尬 [03:22.40]- YOu gOtta be in it tO win it. - l'm mOving baCK. -不入虎穴焉得虎子 -我要去后面 [03:26.28]l Can't see the Cute firemen frOm baCK there withOut my glasses. 我沒戴眼鏡，站那么后面 我看不到那些迷人的消防員 [03:31.20]Why dO yOu even Care? YOu have Steve. 你何必在乎? 你已經(jīng)有史蒂夫了 [03:32.48]l dO nOt have Steve. There is nO having Of the Steve, we're just friends. 我并未擁有史蒂夫，他不是 我的財產(chǎn)，我們只是朋友 [03:38.32]We're just friends. l dOn't put my diCK in yOu. 我們才只是朋友，我不會搞你 [03:39.72]AnOther One Of these and l might let yOu. 再喝一杯我可能會同意 [03:44.32]There are nO datable men here. 這里沒有適合約會的男人 [03:46.88]What was yOur first Clue? The pleather jaCKets Or smell Of ''High Karate''? 你怎么知道?從皮夾克 還是空手道的跡象看出來? [03:52.16]Ladies, this is RiCKy FantuCChi. He's a CapriCOrn. 各位，這位是瑞奇方塔屈 他是魔羯座 [03:53.96]His unCles are firefighters. 他的叔叔是消防隊員 [03:56.80]Yes, ladies, that's a Cheetah On his arm. 是的，各位 他手臂上有只印度豹 [04:02.40]RiCKy represents engine 53 in LOwer Manhattan. 瑞奇代表下曼哈頓 53號消防隊 [04:07.32]l'd liKe tO shOw him my LOwer Manhattan. 我想讓他見識一下 我的下曼哈頓 [04:15.04]- LOOK at his arms, they're huge. - YOu KnOw what they say. -你們看他的手臂，好強壯 -你知道有句話是這么說的 [04:18.80]Big arms...big arms. 大手臂…就是大手臂 [04:23.56]HellO, 911. l'm On fire. 消防隊，我欲火焚身了 [04:41.52]After the COntest, l began tO realize that Staten lsland 比賽結(jié)束后，我發(fā)現(xiàn)斯塔屯島 [04:45.72]was liKe a quaint EurOpean COuntry. 就像一個古老陌生的歐洲國度 [04:47.24]The AmeriCan musiC was 20 years behind 這里播放著20年前的美式音樂 [04:51.12]and yOu COuld smOKe wherever yOu wanted. 你可以在任何地方抽煙 [05:13.44]Hi. Are thOse shirts are fOr sale? l'd liKe tO get One fOr my nephew. 你知道那上衣是否出售? 我想買一件給我侄兒 [05:20.92]Yeah, yOu COuld buy 'em. But l dOn't KnOw where. 是的，這外面買得到 但我不知道哪里有賣 [05:23.92]l gOt this One at wOrK, but l'm sure yOu COuld buy 'em at Other plaCes. 我這件是消防隊發(fā)的 但我肯定其他地方買得到 [05:29.40]- l've seen them in thOse shOps... - Samantha. -我在商店里見過… -我叫莎曼珊 [05:31.48]- RiCKy, hOw are yOu dOing? - GOOd. HOw are yOu dOing? -我叫瑞奇，你好嗎? -很好，你呢? [05:34.04]- l saw yOu up there. - l saw yOu tOO. -我看到你在臺上 -我也有看到你 [05:37.32]- YOu lOOKed fantastiC. - Yeah? -你看起來帥呆了 -是嗎? [05:39.68]l never did anything liKe that. My sisters said, ''DO it, RiCKy''. 我從來沒做過那種事 我妹妹說“去吧，瑞奇” [05:43.88]And l said, ''l never did anything liKe that befOre''. 然后我說 “我以前沒做過那種事” [05:47.68]YOu did it very well. 你表現(xiàn)得很好 [05:50.76]- l wOnder what mOnth yOu'll be. - Maybe OCtOber. -不知道你是幾月出生的 -也許是十月 [05:53.32]- My birthday is in OCtOber. - l bet July, Or any mOnth that's hOt. -我的生日在十月 -我賭七月或任何熱情的月份 [05:59.36]TwO sOngs later, it was time fOr this danCing queen tO taKe a breather. 兩首歌之后 舞后該喘息一下了 [06:04.16]HellO. Can l bum a smOKe? 可以討一根煙嗎? [06:06.36]- Sure. - ThanKs. -當然 -謝謝 [06:09.20]There yOu gO. 來吧 [06:15.32]- That's gOOd. l quit three years agO. - HOw's that wOrKing Out fOr yOu? -感覺真好，我三年前戒了 -成效如何? [06:17.16]- GOOd. l allOw myself One a weeK. - YOu live right On the edge, dOn't yOu? -很好，我準自己一周抽一根 -你正好 [06:24.72]- Can l buy yOu a beer? - NO, l gOt it. -我能請你喝杯啤酒嗎? -不用了，我有錢 [06:25.32]lt's On me. FOr helping me Out in there. 我請客，報答你剛才幫了我 [06:30.00]Sure. And by the way, yOu have the wOrst taste in men... 好吧，對了 你對男人的品味糟透了… [06:32.20]- ...ever. - NO way. -有史以來最糟的 -不可能 [06:35.48]YOu gave that guy frOm MidtOwn a 7. 你給中城那家伙七分 [06:40.32]l liKe a firefighter with lOve handles tO hOld On tO 他腰部有一個游泳圈 可以讓你逃出失火大樓時抓牢 [06:42.32]when esCaping a burning building. [06:43.40]- YOu gOt a pOint there. - But yOu were tOugh. -你說得有道理 -但你很嚴格 [06:47.88]And what's with the half-pOints? 6.5, 8.5? 那些零點五分又是什么意思? 六點五、八點五? [06:52.08]What Can l say? SOmetimes a girl needs a half. 我能說什么? 有時候女人就需要那二分之一 [06:56.52]SO, whiCh distriCt dO yOu vOte in? 你是哪個選區(qū)的? [06:59.100]WhiChever One is near Barneys. 離巴尼百貨近的那個 [07:02.72]YOu've never vOted in New YOrK City? -你從未在紐約投過票? -是的，總統(tǒng)先生 [07:05.96]COrreCt, Mr. President. [07:09.16]What's yOur address? OffiCial gOvernment purpOses. 你的地址是什么? 公務(wù)上的目的 [07:11.88]- l Can tell yOu yOur distriCt. - OffiCially? -我可以跟你說你的選區(qū) -正式地嗎? [07:14.32]lt's 245 East 73rd street. 東73街245號 [07:17.92]DistriCt 23. Same as mine. l'm at MadisOn and 82nd. 23選區(qū)，跟我的一樣 我住在麥迪遜大道和82街路口 [07:20.40]FanCy. l thOught all hOnest pOlitiCians lived in studiOs 真想不到，我以為誠實的政客 都住在工作室吃豆子罐頭 [07:24.84]and ate beans Out Of a Can. [07:28.88]l'm nOt a fan Of beans. 我并不偏愛豆子 [07:29.04]Can l get yOur phOne number? GOvernment purpOses Only. 可以給我你的電話嗎? 僅是公務(wù)上的目的 [07:34.72]l'm just here with my friends having a gOOd time. 我只是跟朋友來這里玩 現(xiàn)在我不想談感情 [07:37.08]- l'm nOt intO dating right nOw. - What, bad breaK-up? [07:37.76]為什么，痛苦的分手? [07:54.16]That was a lOng silenCe. 那是一個很長的沉默 [07:59.60]ACtually, it was a silenCe and a half. 其實，是一又二分之一的沉默 [07:59.96]Have dinner with me. 跟我一起吃晚餐 [08:04.72]WOuld it help if l tOOK my shirt Off? 如果我脫掉上衣會有幫助嗎? [08:08.68]Time tO gO. POlitiCian's hitting On me. 我該走了 那個政治人物跟我搭訕 [08:10.08]- And is that a bad thing? - He's just way tOO ''l'm the guy''. -那是件壞事嗎? -他太自以為是了 [08:15.16]Are yOu sure? He's pretty Cute. 你確定嗎?他蠻可愛的 [08:18.88]l dOn't want tO have tO tell yOu this. l saw him give sOmeOne a thumbs up. 我不想說出來 我看見他很欣賞某個人 [08:21.12]We're Out Of here. Samantha went hOme with that firefighter. 我們走吧 莎曼珊跟那個消防隊員回家了 [08:25.28]- TOOt tOOt, beep beep. - And CharlOtte's arOund sOmewhere. -真快活 -夏綠蒂在這附近 [08:33.56]- HOw many COCKtails did she have? - A COuple, why? -她喝了幾杯雞尾酒? -兩三杯吧，怎么了? [09:12.92]And sO, three girls headed hOme, 就這樣，三個女人踏上歸途 [09:13.84]taKing Only fOnd memOries Of Staten lsland and its infamOus iCed teas. 只帶著斯塔屯島的美好回憶 以及它惡名昭彰的冰茶 [09:23.68]HOney, ClOse up, it's COld. 親愛的，把衣服扣上，很冷 [09:28.64]- Are yOu gOnna help? - l held her head in the taxi. -你要幫忙嗎? -我剛在計程車上扶著她的頭 [09:36.16]YOu're sO niCe, Carrie. 你真好，凱莉 [09:37.00]- l'm niCe tOO, aren't l? - Yes, yOu're niCe. -我也很好，對嗎? -是的，你很好 [09:40.28]l'm niCe... 我很好… [09:43.16]l'm pretty and l'm smart. l'm a CatCh. 我漂亮而且聰明 我是個理想的結(jié)婚對象 [09:47.32]Yes, yOu're a CatCh. 是的，你是個理想的結(jié)婚對象 [09:49.48]l hate yOu. 我恨你 [09:51.100]YOu KnOw what? l'm gOnna meet the perfeCt guy and get married. 你知道嗎?我會認識 完美的男人，我就要結(jié)婚了 [09:58.16]Yes, yOu're getting married. 是的，你就要結(jié)婚了 [10:03.00]Did yOu hear that New YOrK? l'm getting married this year. 你聽到了嗎，紐約? 我今年會結(jié)婚 [10:07.88]l'm getting married and here l COme! 我要結(jié)婚，我來了 [10:11.20]lf she falls Over l will never stOp laughing. 如果她跌下去，我會笑一輩子 [10:13.68]l wasn't quite sure if it was the iCed teas 我不確定是冰茶 [10:17.16]Or the Staten lsland dating pOOl that brOKe the Camel's baCK. 還是斯塔屯島的社交圈 壓垮了駱駝的背 [10:20.20]But sOmething set CharlOtte On fire. 但夏綠蒂興奮不已 [10:22.52]And uptOwn On dry land, Samantha and Mr. July had their Own fire gOing. 在上城的陸地上，莎曼珊 和七月先生的火苗正燃燒 [10:27.60]YOu're sO big and strOng. 你好雄偉強壯 [10:34.64]l believe the OffiCial fire department COunt is ''a fOur alarmer''. 我相信正式的消防局術(shù)語是 “四聲警報器” [10:40.32]The next mOrning at breaKfast, Miranda and l wanted pOaChed eggs, 隔天吃早餐時 米蘭達和我想吃水煮蛋 [10:44.68]Samantha wanted tO give us the details 莎曼珊想跟我們分享細節(jié) [10:47.36]and CharlOtte wanted tO Keep her head frOm explOding 而夏綠蒂則頭痛得要爆炸了 [10:50.76]Over her rainCOat. 我告訴你們 沒有男人讓我那么濕潤過 [10:52.36]l'm telling yOu, nO guy has ever gOtten me that wet. [10:53.64]- Pass the salt. - Let me tell yOu abOut his COCK. -把鹽傳過來 -讓我跟你們說說他的命根子 [10:56.80]Will yOu be quiet? The peOple at the next table have a Child. 你小聲一點好嗎? 鄰桌有小孩子 [11:03.04]- That's their ChOiCe. - Miss HangOver's right. -那是他們的選擇 -宿醉小姐說得對 [11:04.84]Can we spare the COCK talK till COCKtail time? 命根子的話題 可以等到雞尾酒時間再說嗎? [11:06.52]l wanted yOu tO KnOw my fireman was every bit the fantasy l had in mind. 我想讓你們知道那個消防隊員 集我所有的幻想于一身 [11:13.72]New YOrK's finest. -紐約最棒的男人 -應(yīng)該是警察才對 [11:12.52]- That's COps. - Whatever. [11:16.16]l thinK it's wrOng tO sleep with a man just tO fulfill a fantasy. 我覺得只為了滿足幻想 便和一個男人上床是不對的 [11:19.48]All the men we sleep with fulfill a Certain fantasy. -我們上床的男人都滿足幻想 -或是噩夢 [11:22.24]Or nightmare. 你幻想中的男人 要有豪華公寓和傲人資歷 [11:24.32]YOu fantasize Of a man with a fanCy apartment and a stOCK pOrtfOliO. [11:26.72]FOr me, it's a fireman with a big hOse. 對我來說 是有大老二的消防隊員 [11:29.52]Why are firemen sO Cute? 消防隊員為什么這么可愛? [11:32.20]Even when they're nOt that Cute... they're still Cute. 即使當他們不那么可愛時… 他們還是很可愛 [11:34.64]First, there's a weight limit. SeCOnd, it's the herO thing. 他們有體重限制和英雄形象 看到他在消防車上… [11:38.12]- YOu see him On that truCK... - That truCK is hOt. -那消防車真性感 -趕著去搶救受困的人 [11:43.20]...hurrying tO save sOmeOne trapped. [11:44.04]They've gOt that ''l'm a gOOd guy'' lOOK in their eyes. 他們的眼神流露出 “我是個好人”的訊息 [11:49.68]lt's beCause wOmen want tO be resCued. 這是因為女人想要被拯救 [11:52.16]The sentenCe independent single wOmen in their thirties 三十多歲的獨立單身女子 [11:55.36]are never suppOsed tO thinK, let alOne say Out lOud. 永遠不該這么想 更別提大聲說出來 [11:58.12]lt's true. l've been dating sinCe l was 15, l'm exhausted. Where is he? 這是事實，我從15歲開始約會 我已經(jīng)筋疲力盡，他在哪里? [12:04.60]- WhO? The white Knight? - That Only happens in fairytales. -誰?白馬王子? -那只在童話中才有 [12:08.60]My hair hurts. 我的頭發(fā)好痛 [12:10.04]Did yOu ever thinK that maybe we're the white Knights 你有沒有想過 或許我們就是白馬王子 [12:13.96]and we're the Ones that have tO save Ourselves? 我們必須自救? [12:19.72]- That is sO depressing. - ls it? -這種想法真令人沮喪 -是嗎? [12:23.56]Later that day l gOt tO thinKing abOut fairytales. 當天稍晚我思考著童話 [12:25.44]What if PrinCe Charming had never shOwed up? 萬一白馬王子 永遠不出現(xiàn)怎么辦? [12:29.36]WOuld SnOw White have slept in that glass COffin fOrever? 白雪公主會一輩子 睡在玻璃棺材里嗎? [12:33.84]Or wOuld she have eventually wOKen up, spit Out the apple, gOtten a jOb, 或者最后她會醒來 吐出毒蘋果 [12:38.52]a healthCare paCKage and a baby frOm her lOCal sperm banK? 找到一份工作，購買保健服務(wù) 并靠當?shù)鼐鱼y行生個小孩? [12:42.96]l COuldn't help but wOnder. lnside every COnfident, driven, single wOman 我忍不住想，是否每個自信 工作賣力的單身女子的內(nèi)心 [12:46.64]is there a deliCate, fragile prinCess just waiting tO be saved? 都有一個敏感、脆弱的公主 等著被拯救? [12:50.60]Was CharlOtte right? 夏綠蒂說對了嗎? [12:52.20]DO wOmen just wanna be resCued? 女人是否只想被拯救? [12:56.16]And after yOur laser surgery On Saturday 你星期六做完雷射手術(shù)后 [12:59.24]yOu'll need a signifiCant Other Or a friend tO help get yOu hOme. 需要找另一半或朋友送你回家 [13:04.52]Sign here. 在這里簽名 [13:05.60]While fOr sOme wOmen the idea Of resCue was a life raft, 對某些女人而言，拯救的想法 是救生艇，對米蘭達則是侮辱 [13:10.32]fOr Miranda it was an insult. [13:11.92]l dOn't need anybOdy tO help me. l'll be fine. 我不需要任何人幫忙 我一個人沒問題 [13:15.60]YOu'll be sedated and yOur visiOn will be blurred. 你將被注射鎮(zhèn)靜劑 而且視力會有點模糊 [13:18.08]YOu will need sOmeOne tO get yOu hOme and tO bed. 你需要一個人帶你回家 上床休息 [13:21.16]Then taKe twO sleeping pills, sleep fOr 12 hOurs. 然后吃兩顆安眠藥 睡12個小時 [13:25.00]WaKe up and yOu'll be able tO see perfeCtly. 醒來后你就能看得很清楚了 [13:28.12]l Can't believe l'm gOnna waKe up and see Clearly 我真不敢相信，生平第一次 [13:31.80]withOut glasses Or COntaCts fOr the first time. 不必戴眼鏡或隱形眼鏡 我醒來后就能看得很清楚 [13:33.16]Believe it. 相信吧 [13:38.64]They slit yOur eyeball Open and flip up the tOp. 醫(yī)生把眼球割開 然后把它往上翻 [13:39.100]- GrOss. - lt just flips right up. Flip, my eye. -好惡心 -就這樣往上翻…我的眼睛 [13:43.72]- OK, stOp. - This little blade Cuts it. Just... -好，別說了 -小小的雷射刀一劃… [13:50.08]...liKe the tOp Of a grape. 像葡萄的頂端 [13:53.56]lt sOunds pretty bad. 聽起來很恐怖 [13:56.24]YOu want me tO COme dOwn and hOld yOur hand? 你要我去握著你的手嗎? [13:59.08]l'm fine. l dO nOt need anyOne tO hOld my hand. 我沒事 我不需要別人握著我的手 [14:02.88]l'm nOt saying yOu need anyOne. 我不是說你需要別人 [14:05.08]l'd just liKe tO be there. TO help yOu, whatever. 我只是想在那里陪你 協(xié)助你之類的 [14:09.92]YOu'll need help getting hOme. 你回家時會需要幫忙 [14:12.72]Yeah, l'm gOnna asK Carrie. 是的，我會找凱莉 [14:16.80]Why dO yOu have tO asK Carrie when l'm Offering? 我都主動提出了 你何必再問凱莉? [14:18.36]BeCause, yOu KnOw, Carrie is my friend. 因為…凱莉是我的朋友 [14:21.88]- OK, and what am l? - We haven't established that yet. -好，那我算什么? -我們還沒有建立起那種關(guān)系 [14:27.92]- Are yOu COming up? - We haven't established that yet. -你要上來嗎? -我們還沒有建立起那種關(guān)系 [14:37.28]What are we dOing here? l mean, are we... 我們在這里做什么?我是說… [14:40.44]Steve, after they flip the eye up, these jets... 史蒂夫，他們翻開眼球后 這些噴嘴… [14:49.52]And Over On the East Side at a mOre CharlOtte-friendly bar, 在東城一個 對夏綠蒂比較有利的酒吧 [14:51.48]the iCe tea prinCess began her quest fOr a white Knight. 冰茶公主開始追尋 她的白馬王子 [14:56.16]Oh, my GOd. He's sO Cute. Cute, right? 我的天，他好帥，對吧? [14:60.92]Very Cute. And l'm a prOfessiOnal. 非常帥，我可是專家 [15:05.20]l have tO meet him. HOw am l gOnna meet him? 我一定要認識他 我要怎么認識他? [15:07.80]We gOt here ten minutes agO. PaCe yOurself. 我們才來這里十分鐘，慢慢來 [15:10.16]Hey beautiful. l'm J.J. Can l buy thOse sweet lips a drinK? 美人兒，我是小杰 請你甜美的嘴唇喝杯酒好嗎? [15:16.12]l'm sOrry. We were just leaving. 很抱歉，我們剛好要走 [15:18.32]CharlOtte was a firm believer in the laws Of dating feng shui. 夏綠蒂對約會風水說深信不疑 [15:24.40]Change lOCatiOn, Change luCK. 改變位置，改變運氣 [15:25.80]Why is it always a guy liKe that? ls it me? 為什么總是那種家伙找上門? 是因為我嗎? [15:29.68]NO, it's nOt yOu. lntO every life a little J.J. must fall. 不，跟你無關(guān) 人人都會碰到像小杰那種人 [15:33.72]l just want a niCe, sweet, handsOme, funny, great guy, 我只想要一個溫柔、體貼 英俊、風趣的好男人 [15:37.00]whO dOesn't say things liKe sweet lips. 不會說甜美的嘴唇之類的話 [15:39.80]ls that tOO muCh tO asK? 那樣的要求太過分嗎? [15:42.60]Hey, yOu didn't leave. YOu're just Over here nOw. 你沒有離開，你只是換了位置 [15:43.56]- Let me buy yOu a drinK. - l'm nOt interested. -讓我請你喝一杯酒 -我沒有興趣 [15:46.28]One drinK. l'll even buy blOndie here One. 一杯就好 連這位金發(fā)妞我也請 [15:50.32]- One little drinK. - ExCuse me. She's nOt interested. -一小杯酒 -不好意思，她沒興趣 [15:54.60]Am l talKing tO yOu? NO. COme On... 我在跟你說話嗎?不，來吧… [15:57.60]- YOu're nOt listening. The lady said... - Hey, fuCK yOu. -你沒聽進去 -去你的 [16:05.28]- l'm sOrry abOut that. - Did yOu hurt yOur hand? -對不起 -你有傷到手嗎? [16:08.04]NO. 沒有 [16:10.00]His name was Arthur. 他叫做亞瑟 [16:11.84]He was a niCe, sweet, handsOme, great investment banKer 他是個溫柔、體貼 英俊的投資銀行家 [16:15.08]whO lived between MadisOn and Fifth. 住在麥迪遜大道和第五街之間 [16:17.28]SO, maybe there really were white Knights. 或許真的有白馬王子 [16:24.56]The day after CharlOtte met her Knight, l met my Credit Card limit. 夏綠蒂遇見她的王子隔天 我刷爆了信用卡 [16:28.60]With nO man in sight, l deCided tO resCue my anKles 既然沒有對象，我決定解救 我的腳踝脫離無聊生活 [16:31.100]frOm a life Of bOredOm 買下許多雙名牌高跟鞋 [16:33.08]by purChasing tOO many pairs Of Jimmy ChOO shOes. [16:39.28]HellO, my name is Bill Kelley and l'm gOnna be yOur City COmptrOller. 你好，我叫比爾凱利 我想成為你的市審計官 [16:42.76]- YOu're nOt seriOusly here. - l assure yOu l am. -你不是認真的 -我保證是認真的 [16:45.04]l brOught sOme vOter registratiOn fOrms. l filled Out yOur name. 我?guī)Я艘恍┩镀北砀?擅自填上你的名字 [16:50.40]Under OCCupatiOn l put heartbreaKer. l really did. LOOK. 職業(yè)欄我寫萬人迷 真的，你看 [16:53.28]YOu're liKe a JehOvah's Witness with a gOOd suit. 你像是個穿著上好西裝的 耶和華見證人 [16:58.72]- HOw lOng have yOu been here? - YOur number is nOt listed. -你在這里多久了? -你的電話號碼沒有登記 [17:01.52]- What did yOu buy? - ShOes. -你買了什么? -鞋子 [17:03.80]Let me see. Sit dOwn and shOw me. 讓我瞧瞧，坐下來，拿給我看 [17:07.48]- GOd, yOu are... - l KnOw. -老天，你真是… -我知道 [17:14.12]l'm nOt shOwing yOu a shOe. 我才不要把鞋拿給你看 [17:16.24]Sexy. 真性感 [17:18.80]- Hey, l need a favOr. - YOu dO? -我需要你幫忙 -是嗎? [17:23.60]lt's fOr the City Of New YOrK. l really am One Of the gOOd guys. 這是為了紐約市 我真的是一個好人 [17:25.28]l'm Carrying all the bOrOughs but l need help with Staten lsland. 我在所有選區(qū)都獲得支持 但斯塔屯島還要加油 [17:29.36]- YOu want One? - NO, l had One On Thursday. -要來一根嗎? -不，我星期四抽過了 [17:33.44]Here's the thing. l gOtta gO baCK Out there 事情是這樣的 星期天晚上我得回到那里 [17:35.20]tO dO a sChmOOze at the Capri restaurant 出席喀普里飯店的一場派對 [17:39.72]On Sunday night and l want yOu tO gO with me. 我希望你跟我一起去 [17:43.24]- And why is that? - BeCause they have great ltalian. -為什么? -因為那里的意大利菜很棒 [17:45.64]And alsO, fOr the reCOrd... l Can't stOp thinKing abOut yOu. 而且，我鄭重聲明… 我無法停止想你 [17:53.92]l'll piCK yOu up at 7:00. 我七點來接你 [17:58.88]- NO. - DOn't answer nOw. ThinK abOut it. -不行 -現(xiàn)在先別回答，考慮一下 [17:60.28]l'll drive by at 7:00. l'll wait in the Car. lf yOu COme, yOu COme. 我七點會開車過來 我在車上等你，你想來就來 [18:03.72]lf yOu dOn't, nO pressure. Wear the shOes. 不來也無所謂，沒有壓力 穿你心愛的鞋 [18:07.100]These. Pass them. 這些，看一下 [18:14.16]That Saturday, when l was unable tO taKe Miranda tO her laser surgery 那個周六，因為專欄快要截稿 [18:17.88]due tO a lOOming COlumn deadline, she didn't Call Steve. 我無法陪米蘭達去開刀 而她也沒打給史蒂夫 [18:20.56]She deCided tO taKe things intO her Own hands. 她決定一切靠自己 [18:23.84]WhO needs a man tO hOld yOur hand, when yOu have Cab fare 當你有計程車錢 和寫緊急電話的黑筆 [18:27.80]and a blaCK marKer tO write dOwn emergenCy numbers? 誰還需要一個男人 握著你的手? [18:31.48]And while Miranda was under the Knife, 當米蘭達在動手術(shù)時 [18:33.16]CharlOtte was having her first glass Of white wine with her white Knight. 夏綠蒂正和她的白馬王子 一起喝第一杯白酒 [18:35.56]l did the Hasty Pudding shOw a COuple Of times, tO blOw Off steam. 我表演過好幾次速成布丁秀 來紓解壓力 [18:41.24]My friend TOm says that Harvard is still 我朋友湯姆說哈佛大學是 最好斗的地方，他是個商人 [18:41.04]the mOst aggressive plaCe he's seen. And he's a trader. [18:45.80]- NOt TOm Kennedy? - Yes, dO yOu KnOw TOm? -不是湯姆甘迺迪吧? -正是，你認識湯姆? [18:49.48]He's a great guy. And his wife. That's my idea Of a perfeCt marriage. 他是個好人，還有他太太 那是一樁我理想中的完美婚姻 [18:54.52]TOtally. 我完全同意 [18:56.84]CharlOtte nOdded, thinKing what a niCe, sweet, handsOme, 夏綠蒂想像他們會是一對 多么甜蜜、美滿、幸福的夫妻 [18:59.00]funny, great COuple they made. [18:60.72]ExCuse me, yOu just bumped intO her Chair. 不好意思，你撞到她的椅子了 [19:03.76]- A little CrOwded. - Yes, but yOu bumped her Chair. -有點擠 -沒錯，但你撞到她的椅子 [19:07.08]YOu shOuld say yOu're sOrry. 你應(yīng)該說聲對不起 [19:09.92]- lt's OK. - NO, it's nOt OK. -沒關(guān)系 -不行 [19:11.16]- That's nO way tO treat a lady. - Lighten up. lt's brunCh. -不可以這樣對待一個小姐 -放輕松，現(xiàn)在是早午餐時間 [19:22.48]CharlOtte realized that her date wasn't a man whO Came tO wOmen's resCue, 夏綠蒂發(fā)現(xiàn)他不是 來拯救女人的英雄 [19:28.64]he was a man whO liKed tO start fights. 而是個喜歡惹事的男人 [19:31.52]- ExCuse me, Sir... - YOu want a pieCe Of me? -抱歉，先生… -你想來一拳嗎? [19:33.52]And just liKe that, 就這樣，夏綠蒂的白馬王子 變成了一個噩夢 [19:37.60]CharlOtte's white Knight Changed intO a white nightmare. [19:42.64]Miss HObbes, yOur friend is here. 霍布斯小姐，你朋友來了 [19:45.16]- Carrie? - ACtually nO, it's me. -凱莉? -其實不是，是我 [19:46.84]Carrie thOught yOu might need sOme help. OK? 凱莉認為你可能需要幫助 [19:51.68]l'm On Valium, everything's OK. 我吃了鎮(zhèn)定劑，一切都很順利 [19:55.88]- Here, give me yOur hand. - l'm gOOd. -來，把手給我 -我很好 [19:59.84]Just dOn't let me hit the dOOr frame and never mentiOn these gOggles. 只要別讓我撞到門框 還有永遠別提起這副護目鏡 [20:06.08]One Cab ride and twO sleeping pills later, Steve put Miranda tO bed. 一趟計程車加兩顆安眠藥后 史蒂夫扶米蘭達上床 [20:12.60]All right. Give me yOur leg. 好了，把腳伸過來 [20:14.16]NO, this leg. l want this leg. 不，我說的是這只腳 [20:18.36]StOp! NO resCue. 夠了，不要幫我 [20:21.52]Fine, OK. All right! Put yOur feet in, Sleeping Beauty. 好…把棉被蓋上，睡美人 [20:30.16]The next mOrning, after what felt liKe a hundred years, Miranda awOKe. 隔天早上，感覺像睡了 一百年后，米蘭達醒了 [20:44.60]And fOr the first time in her life, she saw things Clearly. 她有生以來第一次看得很清楚 [21:00.48]That night, Mr. July invited Samantha tO COme dOwn and hang with him 當晚，七月先生邀請莎曼珊 去消防隊找他 [21:06.52]while he wOrKed the Sunday shift. 因為他星期天要值班 [21:09.24]HellO? Where is everyOne? 有人嗎?人都到哪兒去了? [21:13.80]The idea being in a firehOuse filled with a Calendar hOt firemen, 在滿是月歷上性感消防員的 消防站度過春宵 [21:16.96]was a fantasy, Samantha felt, whOse time had definitely COme. 是莎曼珊的幻想 而這一刻已經(jīng)到來 [21:22.76]BOys! 各位 [21:29.80]This was nOt the firehOuse fantasy Samantha had in mind. 這不是莎曼珊腦海里的 消防站幻想 [21:39.76]Samantha. l just put a pOt Of Chilli On. COme On, sit dOwn. 莎曼珊，我在煮一鍋辣味牛肉 來，坐下 [21:44.20]COme On, get up. MaKe a mOve fOr Sam. 快起來，讓個位子給莎曼珊 [21:48.20]l'll be right baCK. 我馬上回來 [21:49.68]Samantha's resCue fantasy was suddenly sOmething 莎曼珊的拯救幻想 突然成了自己需要被拯救離開 [21:53.08]she needed tO be resCued frOm. [22:01.00]- lt's me, leave a message. - Hey, l'm still dOwn here in the Car. -是我，請留言 -我還在樓下的車子里 [22:08.80]l'll wait ten mOre seCOnds and then l'll gO alOne. 我再等十秒 然后就要一個人走了 [22:11.48]Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, pOOr me... 十、九、八、七、六 可憐的我… [22:19.72]five, fOur, three, twO... 五、四、三、二… [22:26.08]...One. One and a half, sOmetimes a girl needs a half. 一、一又二分之一 有時候女人就需要那二分之一 [22:33.64]OK, that was my best shOt, yOu're nOt COming. 好，我盡力了，你不來 [22:37.60]SO lOng... VOte! 再見，記得投票 [22:55.40]- l dOn't KnOw what l'm dOing. - OK. -我不知道自己在做什么 -好 [22:57.88]l'm standing here, fully dressed, watChing that pOlitiCian guy 我站在這里，盛裝打扮 看著那個搞政治的家伙 [23:02.84]drive Off tO Staten lsland withOut me. Why? 獨自前往斯塔屯島，為什么? [23:05.32]- YOu hate Staten lsland? - DOn't thinK sO. Any Other ideas? -你討厭斯塔屯島? -不，還有其他原因嗎? [23:13.40]Just say it. -說出來吧 -因為大人物，你害怕受傷 [23:14.48]Big. YOu're terrified Of getting hurt again. [23:18.92]There it was. The phrase single, independent wOmen in their thirties 這就是三十多歲的 獨立單身女子 [23:24.32]are never suppOsed tO thinK. Let alOne say Out lOud. 永遠不該去想 更別提大聲說出來的話 [23:25.40]OK, gOtta gO. 好，我要走了 [23:28.40]Miranda was right. 米蘭達說得對，我像是個 困在失火大樓墻緣的女人 [23:32.76]l was liKe a wOman frOzen On the ledge Of a building On fire. [23:33.56]l'd been sO burned in my last relatiOnship, 我在上一段感情中受創(chuàng)太深 我不敢投入新戀情 [23:36.44]l was afraid tO leap Off intO the next One. [23:57.20]ExCuse me fOr a seCOnd. 容我失陪一會兒 [23:58.04]- Hey. HOw did yOu get here? - Ferry. -你怎么來的? -搭渡輪 [24:01.00]- All alOne? - l'm very independent. -一個人? -我非常獨立 [24:04.00]- l Can see that. - And this isn't a date. -看得出來 -這不是約會 [24:10.84]l'm a COnCerned Citizen. 我是個憂心的市民，我那條街 有個女人不肯撿愛犬的排泄物 [24:11.92]A wOman On my blOCK wOn't piCK up after her pOOdle. [24:14.24]l'll see what l Can dO. Can l taKe yOur COat? 我會想辦法 我?guī)湍忝摯笠潞脝? [24:18.100]And, Mr. President, it was a bad breaK-up. 總統(tǒng)先生 我確實經(jīng)歷痛苦的分手 [24:25.44]SO l need tO taKe this slOw. 所以我需要慢慢來 [24:33.92]SOmewhere between the Chilli and half-time, 在辣味牛肉和中場休息之間 [24:34.28]Samantha deCided if she wanted her firehOuse fantasy tO happen, 莎曼珊決定 如果她希望消防站幻想成真 [24:39.16]she'd have tO maKe it happen. 她必須采取主動 [24:41.04]Up here. 我在上面 [24:46.72]NiCe pOle. Wanna see it again? -好棒的鋼管，想再看一次? -是的 [24:49.48]Yeah. [24:55.96]Samantha rOde the pOle a COuple Of times that night. 那一晚莎曼珊表演了好幾次 [25:05.20]Why are these bOOts set up liKe this? -這些靴子為何做這種設(shè)計? -這樣警報一響就能做好準備 [25:07.28]SO we'll be ready at a mOment's nOtiCe. [25:10.68]Well, l shOuld be a fireman, beCause l am always ready tO gO. 我應(yīng)該當個消防員 因為我隨時準備出發(fā) [25:18.16]We've gOt a jOb. 我們要出任務(wù)了 [25:22.64]Get Out Of my gear. Get the fuCK Out Of my gear! 把我的衣服脫下來 快把衣服還給我 [25:25.48]Let's gO! MOve, lady, it's a fuCKin' fire! 快點，小姐，那是一場火災(zāi) [25:34.76]l'm COming. 馬上好 [25:49.56]Samantha learned there's quite a differenCe 莎曼珊發(fā)現(xiàn)拯救的幻想和現(xiàn)實 [25:51.64]between a resCue fantasy and a resCue reality. 存在著差異 [25:58.88]lt's getting late. Are yOu sure l Can't give yOu a ride? 時候不早了 你確定不讓我送你? [26:01.88]NO, l'm gOOd. 不用了，我很好 [26:06.56]YOu gO... YOu gO and dO yOur thing. 你去…忙你的事 [26:11.80]DO l get yOur vOte? 你會投我一票嗎? [26:18.00]TOO fast? 進展太快了嗎? [26:23.64]My GOd, yOu're sO sexy. COme hOme with me. 我的天，你好性感 跟我回家吧 [26:26.80]Kissing is enOugh. 親吻便已足夠 [26:29.72]lt's enOugh fOr tOnight, really. 就今晚而言已經(jīng)足夠，真的 [26:42.76]Oh, shit. lt's almOst 12:00, l'm gOnna miss the last ferry. 該死，快12點了 我會趕不上最后一班渡輪 [26:59.84]Wait! 等一下 [27:03.08]Wait! 等一下 [27:08.80]l lOst my ChOO. 我的鞋子掉了 [27:28.56]Need a ride? 需要搭便車嗎? [27:34.44]He didn't have a white hOrse, 他沒有一匹白馬 但有一輛開著暖氣的名貴房車 [27:35.32]but he did have a BMW with a wOrKing heater. [27:41.96]SO l guess, sOmetimes a wOman absOlutely has tO be resCued. 我猜有時候 女人的確必須被拯救 [27:44.56]- YOu're taKing me hOme and that's it. - That's it...fOr tOnight. -你只是送我回家，沒別的 -沒別的…就今晚而言 [27:54.28]NOw, any idea hOw we get the fuCK Off this island? 好了，你知道該怎么離開 這個島嗎? [27:59.60]OK, maKe a right. 右轉(zhuǎn) [28:01.36]And sOmetimes, a wOman absOlutely has tO resCue a man. 有時候，女人一定得拯救男人 [28:04.52]At least, that's hOw it ends in this Staten lsland fairytale. 至少斯塔屯島童話 是這么結(jié)束的

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