欲望都市第二季 二十歲女孩VS三十歲女人 Twenty-Something Girls Vs. Thirty-Something Women

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:23:44 [00:02.00]聽美劇學英語(MP3+LRC) [00:12.88]欲望城市 [00:37.64](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭) [00:45.08]，二十歲女孩VS三十歲女人 [00:47.96]Thls ls a story about a lovely couple, Rob and Elalne... 這是關于一對愛侶 羅伯與伊蓮的故事 [00:52.72]...who rented a house one especlally hot and stlcky summer ln the Hamptons. 在一個特別炎熱的夏季 他們在漢普頓租了一棟別墅 [00:55.32]Elalne lnvlted her best slngle frlends, Clndy and Janet... 伊蓮邀請她最好的單身朋友 辛蒂和珍娜 [00:58.36]...whlle Rob lnvlted hls slngle frlends, Ira and Matthew... 而羅伯也邀了單身友人 艾拉和馬修 [01:02.68]...to share the good tlmes and exorbltant rent. 一起共度美好時光 以及分攤過高的房租 [01:05.84]Untll one day, thls lovely couple had a terrlble flght... 直到有一天 這對愛侶起了激烈的爭執(zhí) [01:08.32]...when Elalne went for a run and twlsted her ankle... 伊蓮因慢跑時不慎扭傷腳踝 提早返家 [01:10.00]...and came back early to flnd Rob canoodllng wlth Janet. 發(fā)現(xiàn)羅伯和珍娜一起泛舟 [01:17.88]And Clndy got tlred of Matthew's ldlotlc jokes and lncessant market chatter. 辛蒂厭煩馬修的白癡笑話 以及沒完沒了的市場經 [01:20.36]Ira trled to be there for Elalne and confessed hls true feellngs for her... 艾拉則對伊蓮示愛 [01:23.04]...whlch she trled to laugh off as a joke. 她卻試圖一笑置之 [01:25.100]By August, lt got to the polnt where everythlng was so awkward... 到了八月，情況變得很尷尬 [01:29.92]...that nobody wanted to come back. 沒人想再回到那個地方 [01:31.80]And that's when Janet called her frlend Charlotte. 珍娜便在此時打給夏綠蒂… [01:33.100]It's a reaIIy cute three-bedroom cottage. 那是棟小巧的三房別墅 正適合八月去度假 [01:38.68]They're giving us a fantastic deaI for the month of August. [01:40.04]Because it's haunted with cheating boyfriends and sexuaI rejection. -那屋里充斥求歡被拒的陰影 -我們可以燒鼠尾草 [01:43.12]We can aIways burn sage. 二十多歲時和女性友人 分租房子還說得過去 [01:46.52]Sharing a house with your girIfriends is fine in your 20s... [01:48.68]...but in your 30s, isn't it a bit pathetic, Iike being the oIdest kid at summer camp? 但到了三十幾歲仍如此 不會有點可悲嗎? [01:53.44]She has a point. 她說得有理，我25歲的助理 [01:55.92]My 25-year-oId assistant, Nina Grabowski... [01:59.92]...has a summer share in Bridgehampton with 18 other girIs. 夏天在布里治漢普頓 和18個女孩一起分租房子 [02:01.40]They sIeep in shifts. -她們得輪班睡覺 -要是有艷遇怎么辦? [02:04.40]-What if they meet someone? -They fuck in shifts, too. -連做愛也要排班 -慢著 [02:07.40]HoId it. 我不敢相信 你們要放棄避暑的大好機會 [02:06.08]I can't beIieve you guys wouId pass up a chance to get out of this heat. [02:11.32]Besides, the city's compIeteIy dead during August. 再說，八月時 整個紐約就像死城 [02:13.12]-Because everyone's in the Hamptons. -Or stuck in traffic trying to get there. 因為人人都去了漢普頓 [02:17.64]或者正塞在去那里的途中 [02:18.72]This couId be the Iast summer we can aII get together and do something Iike this. 這或許是最后一個 我們能自在出游的夏天 [02:22.56]I mean, next year, who knows? One of us couId be married or have kids. 明年，誰知道呢? 我們其中一人可能已結婚生子 [02:28.16]And we'II aIways regret that Iast summer we didn't spend together in the Hamptons. 我們會終生遺憾最后一個夏天 [02:29.32]未能一起在漢普頓共度 [02:34.00]Charlotte's sweet hopefulness touched somethlng ln all of us. 夏綠蒂充滿希望的甜蜜語氣 打動了我們 [02:37.08]-Okay, I'm in. -Me, too. -好吧，我加入 -我也是 [02:41.88]Fine, but I get the Iate shift. 好吧… [02:41.88]但我要排晚班 [02:46.96]Samantha always felt llke she was ln her 20s... 莎曼珊永遠覺得 自己還是二十幾歲 [02:48.76]...untll seelng an actual twenty-somethlng brought her down to earth. 直到她看見 真正二十幾歲的女人 [02:50.68]No, I'm getting you on the VIP Iist. You have to try it for one night. 你得嘗試一次 [02:56.88]My best friend Jerry owns it. He aIso owns the one in South Beach. 屋主是我最好的朋友杰瑞 他在南灘也有一棟房子 [02:57.84]Yes, the same one. 確認賓客名單 然后盡快幫我聯(lián)絡理查強森 [02:59.76]Proof and confirm the guest Iist for the Hetrick-Martin benefit. [03:03.16]And get me Richard Johnson, ASAP. [03:05.72]He is not a fag, because I happen to have three friends he's personaIIy fucked. 他不是同性戀 我三個朋友跟他上過床 [03:11.52]You are nasty. You are. 你真下流 [03:12.88]I'm sending you a car, to and fro, and if you hate it, I'm gonna Iet you bIow me. I am. 我已經把邀請卡寄給你了 如果你不喜歡，盡管找我算帳 [03:17.96]I am serious. Off, now. 我是說真的，馬上去辦 [03:23.04]AIec, I've gotta go. I'II keep you posted, okay? 艾力克，我得掛了 有最新消息我再通知你 [03:25.08]Bye, honey. [03:27.16]I have personaI reIationships of my own, you know. 我有自己私人的人際關系 [03:30.96]-Not with my cIients, you don't. -I have my career to worry about. -不準勾搭我的客戶 -我也要煩腦我的前途 [03:35.56]Your career is being my assistant. 你的前途就是擔任我的助理 [03:39.64]You're so deIuded. You wouIdn't even know what's hot if it wasn't for me. 要不是我 你哪懂什么東西才熱門 [03:41.60]UnfortunateIy you don't seem to grasp the vast difference between us. 妮娜，你似乎不明白 我們之間有著天壤之別 [03:45.60]Yes, I do. 我當然明白 你站在夜總會門口排隊 [03:49.40]You stood in Iine at Studio 54... [03:50.04]...I stood in Iine at Studlo 54, the movie. 而我站在電影院門口排隊 [03:58.44]I gave that bitch her first job out of coIIege. She didn't know a fucking thing! 那臭丫頭大學畢業(yè)第一份工作 是我給她的 [04:02.48]GirIs in their 20s, they're spoiIed and ungratefuI. They think they're it. 二十幾歲的女孩真是不知好歹 她們以為自己多了不起 [04:04.76]Don't they reaIize, we're stiII it? -她們不懂我們仍是主流嗎? -這世界支持她們的錯覺 [04:06.36]No, because the worId vaIidates their deIusion. [04:08.04]And she took a copy of my RoIodex. Do you think I can sue? 她還拿走我通訊錄的副本 我能告她嗎? [04:11.44]-Do you remember us in our 20s? -DimIy. -記得我們二十幾歲那時嗎? -沒什么印象 [04:16.68]Have some compassion. 唯一比三十幾歲單身還慘的事 [04:15.88]The onIy thing worse than being singIe in your 30s is being singIe in your 20s. [04:18.68]就是二十幾歲時孤零零一個人 [04:22.08]Where've you been? I was worried you'd miss the jitney. 你們差點趕不上巴士 [04:24.84]The Hamptons Jltney ls llke the bus to summer camp... 它就像開往夏令營的游覽車 [04:26.64]...only lnstead of slnglng everyone lgnores each other and talks on thelr cell. 只不過誰也不理誰 自顧自地講電話 [04:30.64]Everyone, this is Greg. 各位，這是葛瑞格 她們是莎曼珊、凱莉和米蘭達 [04:33.52]This is Samantha, Carrie and Miranda. [04:35.36]Hi! 二十年來 葛瑞格每年夏天都去漢普頓 [04:36.76]Greg's been going to the Hamptons every summer for 20 years. [04:39.88]-Since I was six. -You do the math. -從我六歲起 -你來算年齡吧 [04:41.52]I have. -我算過了 -謝謝 [04:43.72]Thank you. [04:47.08]Easy, sister, no need to push. 別急，小姐，沒必要推擠 [04:53.00]Four bumper-to-bumper hours later, we arrlved at our new dlgs. 在車陣中緩慢前進四小時后 我們抵達了新住處 [04:60.12]They said this pIace was shabby chic, I'm thinking it's much more shitty chic. 他們說這房子有點簡陋 我認為是糟透了 [05:04.64]These toweIs are miIdewed. 這些毛巾發(fā)霉了 整個房子都有霉味 [05:06.00]ActuaIIy, this whoIe house smeIIs Iike miIdew. [05:09.00]It's not miIdew, it's beachy. 那不是發(fā)霉，是砂礫 [05:11.16]WouId you aII stop being so cynicaI? We're Iucky to be here. 你們別再冷嘲熱諷了好嗎? 我們能來這里就很幸運了 [05:13.44]Cynicism. Now there's one advantage we have over girIs in their 20s. 憤世嫉俗，這是我們勝過 二十幾歲女孩的優(yōu)勢 [05:17.04]I was cynicaI in high schooI. -我高中時就很會挖苦人 -是誰來了? [05:22.12]Who's that? 是葛瑞格 我在巴士上認識的那個帥哥 [05:22.40]It's Greg, that cute guy I met on the jitney. I toId him to drop by. [05:26.96]And if he asks, he thinks I'm 27. 我叫他過來坐一下 如果他問起，就說我27歲 [05:29.56]Evldently, whlle we had taken the Mldtown Tunnel... 當我們穿越城中隧道來到此地 [05:33.96]...Charlotte had taken the tlme tunnel. 夏綠蒂已穿越了時光隧道 [05:34.16]-Hi! -Hey. 快進來 你們還記得葛瑞格吧? [05:37.60]Come on in. You guys remember Greg. [05:38.20]Hi, Greg. 你好，葛瑞格 [05:40.12]Hey! 我和我室友今晚要在沙灘 辦一個盛大的營火派對 [05:40.00]Me and my housemates are having a big bonfire tonight at the beach... [05:44.16]...and I just wanted to teII you that you're aII invited. -你們都被邀請了 -太棒了 [05:47.04]ExceIIent! [06:07.76]Here you go, Iadies. 各位，拿去吧 [06:10.60]There's so much foam you couId ski on the head! 泡沫好多 簡直可以在上面滑雪了 [06:11.88]Sorry, it's been awhiIe since I pumped a keg. 我已經很久沒用唧筒了 [06:15.68]I Iove young men, but come on. The guys here don't even have chest hair yet! 我愛年輕小伙子 但這里的男人連胸毛都沒有 [06:20.24]That's good news for their backs. 這對他們的背部是好消息 [06:24.72]Sorry! 抱歉 [06:27.00]Okay, this is reaIIy fun. How Iong do we have to stay? 真是有趣極了 我們還要待多久? [06:32.36]God! 天啊 [06:35.68]I'm gonna go teII CharIotte we're Ieaving. 我去跟夏綠蒂說我們要走了 [06:36.96]Another thlng about twenty-somethlng glrls ls they're very conslderate. 二十幾歲的女孩非常體貼 [06:41.96]You can always count on one of them to hold your halr when you vomlt. 當你嘔吐時 她們會幫你把頭發(fā)撩起來 [06:46.72]Excuse me! 不好意思 [06:46.12]My God, Carrie Bradshaw! 我的天，你是凱莉布雷蕭? [06:50.88]-Yeah? -LaureI Harris. 我叫蘿拉哈里斯 我一定要告訴你我有多崇拜你 [06:52.60]May I just teII you that I worship you? [06:52.96]I read your coIumn every week, it's Iike my reIigion. -我每個禮拜都讀你的專欄 -謝謝 [06:55.04]Thank you. [06:58.96]I work in a pubIishing house, but I'm reaIIy a writer. 我在一家出版社當助理 但我其實是個作家 [07:00.04]-Great. -We'II see. 也許改天我能把我的文章 寄給你看看嗎? [07:03.28]Maybe I couId send you something to read sometime? [07:07.40]-Sure. -That wouId mean so much to me. 當然可以 [07:10.16]To have someone Iike you as my mentor. 你不知道能有像你這樣的人 [07:09.16]做我的良師意義多么重大 [07:12.76]WeII, mentor. -良師… -回城里我能打電話給你嗎? [07:13.92]CouId I caII you sometime in the city? [07:16.20]If I couId spend some time with you, that wouId be so cooI. 我能跟你見面嗎? [07:19.52]Of course. I'II be Iooking at a very busy summer. 當然，不過這個夏天我會很忙 [07:24.68]I can heIp. I'II run errands, I'II do your wash. 我可以幫你跑腿、洗衣服 [07:26.64]No meniaI Iabor necessary. I'II just give you my phone number. 不需要干仆人的活兒 我把電話號碼給你 [07:32.32]My God, this is so cooI. -我的天，真是太酷了 -謝謝 [07:35.00]Thank you. [07:36.40]-It's okay. -Thank you. [07:41.76]The next day, Mlranda woke up early to enjoy the cool mornlng breeze... 隔天，米蘭達一早起床 享受清晨的微風 [07:45.36]...and a much-needed moment of solltude. 以及更為必要的獨處時光 [07:56.20]AII right, somebody puked on the deck. -有人在門口嘔吐 -抱歉 [07:58.48]Sorry... [07:60.36]...Stacey and HoIIy did too many JeII-O shots. 史黛西和荷莉喝太多酒了 [08:03.64]What are you, 25 now? 你以為你現(xiàn)在幾歲，25嗎? [08:06.84]Good morning. 早安 [08:08.40]No, 27! -不，27歲 -隨便 [08:11.40]Whatever. [08:12.36]That week, back ln the clty, I wondered what was the allure of the 20s? 回到城里 我納悶二十多歲的魅力是什么 [08:18.76]On one hand, there's great skln tone, the thrlll of fresh experlence... 氣色很好 對新奇的體驗感到興奮 [08:21.56]...and the sense of a consequence-free llfe full of endless posslbllltles. 不計后果 充滿無限可能的人生 [08:25.60]Whlle on the other, there are horrlble apartments, sexually lnexperlenced men... 同時住很糟糕的公寓 交往沒有性經驗的男友 [08:31.20]...and embarrasslng errors ln fashlon judgment. 以及穿沒有品味的衣服 [08:36.64]Should we fear these freshly mlnted, slngle women as a threat to our very survlval... 我們是否該擔心 這些年輕的單身女子 [08:36.96]對我們的生存造成威脅? [08:41.24]...or plty them as clueless half-wlts about to get thelr dreams dashed... 或者同情她們 幻想即將破滅卻一無所知? [08:44.20]...and llluslons shattered? [08:47.40]Twenty-somethlng glrls... 二十多歲的女孩 是朋友…還是敵人? [08:48.16]...frlend or foe? [08:52.24]And that evenlng, ln my flrst act as a mentor... 那晚，身為良師的第一件事 [08:55.76]...I took my young acolyte to a book party. 我?guī)е夷贻p的門徒 參加一個新書派對 [08:59.80]My God. 我的天 [09:04.36]I can't beIieve I'm out with Carrie Bradshaw. This is too cooI. 我真不敢相信 我和凱莉布雷蕭一起出現(xiàn) [09:06.08]Stop, I can feeI my head sweIIing. 夠了，若我的頭繼續(xù)變大 我就必須和我的帽子道別 [09:09.44]If it gets any bigger, I'II have to say goodbye to my hats. [09:12.20]I have a question. 我有個問題，25歲寫回憶錄 會不會太年輕? [09:14.00]Do you think that 25 is too young to write a personaI memoir? [09:15.20]As Iong as it doesn't deaI with incest, Prozac, or partying, no. 只要里面沒提到亂倫 百憂解或狂歡就不會 [09:20.40]It does deaI with sex, or rather not having sex. 它探討性 或者應該說是沒做愛 [09:23.28]It's about how girIs my age are saving themseIves for marriage. 它是關于我這年紀的女孩 為了婚姻保有處女之身 [09:28.24]-Saving what for marriage? -Our virginity. -為了婚姻保有什么? -貞操 [09:33.32]Are you teIIing me that you've never had sex with a man? 你的意思是 你從沒和男人上過床? [09:36.60]That is correct. 沒錯 [09:39.16]Okay, what do you consider sex? 你認為性是什么? [09:43.24]Are you impIying I'm some kind of Lewinsky? 你在暗示我跟莒恩絲基一樣? [09:46.44]I'm not! I'm taIking no bIowjobs, no hand jobs. 不，我是指口交、手淫都不算 [09:49.20]AII right, I get it, no jobs of any kind. 我懂了，任何費力的事都不算 [09:53.76]You know what? I think I need to get a drink. 你知道嗎? 我想我需要喝杯飲料 [09:56.76]-I'II get it. CosmopoIitan, right? -Yeah. 我去拿，四海為家，對嗎? 我記得…你專欄中寫過 [09:59.12]I remember from your coIumn. [10:03.72]A 25-year-old vlrgln was gettlng me a Cosmopolltan. 一個25歲的處女 正幫我去拿四海為家 [10:08.52]The generatlon gap had never seemed so wlde. 世代鴻溝從未顯得如此深遠 [10:10.16]Hi. -嗨 -嗨 [10:15.44]-Have you actuaIIy read the book? -No, have you? -你讀過這本書了嗎? -還沒 [10:16.16]Not yet. 你呢?你對作者有何認識? [10:17.04]Know anything about the author? [10:21.00]His famiIy has a history of diabetes and he has a steeI spIint in his Ieft femur. 他的家族有糖尿病遺傳 而他左股骨上了夾板 [10:24.40]-I'm his doctor, BradIey Meego. -Carrie Bradshaw. -我是他的醫(yī)生，布萊德米哥 -我是凱莉布雷蕭 [10:29.76]My doctor won't even make house caIIs, Iet aIone attend a book party. 我的醫(yī)生平常連電話都不打 更別說是來參加新書派對 [10:31.52]I've never been to one. I thought it might be interesting. 我想這可能會很有趣 現(xiàn)在已經超出我的期望了 [10:34.80]It's exceeded aII my expectations. [10:36.40]GeneraIIy, it's cheese and crackers. You never see an actuaI shrimp. 通常，連只真正的蝦子也沒有 [10:41.00]No, I meant you. 不，我是指你 [10:42.56]I'd ask you for a drink after but I'm driving to the Hamptons. 等會我很想約你一起喝東西 但我要開車去漢普頓 [10:46.04]I'm going out to the Hamptons tomorrow. 事實上，我明天也要去漢普頓 [10:50.16]Great, can I caII you there? 太好了，我可以打電話給你嗎 [10:54.04]AII right, you know what? 星期六我跟我朋友 會去唐萊海灘 [10:54.100]I'II be with my friends Saturday at TownIine Beach. [10:59.28]A big yeIIow umbreIIa. You can come by and say heIIo. 尋找很大的黃色遮陽傘 你可以來打個招呼 [11:01.48]Is this a pIoy to see me in my bathing suit? 這是為了看我穿泳衣的計謀嗎 [11:03.04]-Here's your Cosmo. -Thank you. 這是你的酒，小姐 [11:08.44]Dr. BradIey Meego, this is LaureI. 他是布萊德米哥醫(yī)生 她是蘿拉 [11:11.04]-Hi. -Hey. [11:11.68]What if it rains? Do we pick another date? 萬一下雨怎么辦? 要另外定約會嗎? [11:15.12]Doctor, you are persistent. 醫(yī)生，你還真是不屈不撓 [11:18.16]AII right. In case of emergency, onIy. 好吧，除非有急事才打 [11:27.32]Now I'm gonna have to buy the book. 現(xiàn)在我得買下這本書了 很高興認識你，你也是 [11:30.20]Nice meeting you. You, too. [11:32.80]Drive safe. 小心開車 [11:36.40]My God, he is such a fox. 他真迷人，你是在我去吧臺時 認識他的嗎? [11:36.24]Did you meet him when I was at the bar? [11:41.16]Lady, you've got it going on! 小姐，真有你的 [11:45.64]That Saturday turned out to be hot and sunny. 那個星期六炎熱又晴朗 [11:48.68]Whlle we sat under our umbrella... 當我們坐在遮陽傘下時 [11:51.08]...twenty-somethlng glrls slzzled on the sand llke rotlsserle chlckens. 二十多歲的女孩 像烤肉般發(fā)出嘶嘶聲 [11:53.88]Excuse me, when did tanning come back in styIe? 請問古銅色皮膚 何時又開始流行了? [11:56.76]Hand me the 45! -把防曬系數(shù)45的拿給我 -我不知道有出到這么高系數(shù) [11:59.76]Forty-five, I didn't know it went up that high. [12:01.24]You couId sit in a microwave and not burn. 你可以待在微波爐中而不灼傷 [12:03.32]It's CharIotte's, but I don't think she'II be using it. 這是夏綠蒂的 但我不認為她會用 [12:08.28]It's not good for her 27-year-oId image. 這不符合她27歲的形象 [12:10.16]She actuaIIy put on oiI. 她竟然還抹了油 [12:13.84]Just Iet her have her fun now. 到時候，她看起來 便會像個27歲的手提包 [12:14.92]Come Labor Day, she's gonna Iook Iike a 27-year-oId handbag. [12:19.52]I'd risk a few precancerous freckIes for a summer romance. 我愿意為了夏日戀情 甘冒長癌癥雀斑之險 [12:23.68]And rlght then, my summer romance made hls appearance, rlght on schedule. 就在此時 我夏日戀情的男主角 [12:26.20]準時出現(xiàn)了 [12:26.68]YeIIow umbreIIas seem to be very popuIar this year. 黃色遮陽傘今年似乎非常流行 [12:29.16]嗨 [12:33.00]This is Dr. BradIey Meego. 莎曼珊、米蘭達 這位是布萊德米哥醫(yī)生 [12:33.44]HeIIo. 你是哪一科的醫(yī)生，大夫? [12:36.32]What kind of a doctor are you, Doctor? [12:39.80]InternaI medicine. GeneraI, aII-purpose kind of thing. 什么都看，可以說是萬事通 [12:41.60]FabuIous, so you can prescribe medication? 太棒了，那么你能開藥方? [12:44.48]-What'd you have in mind? -FeeI free to ignore her. -你有什么意見? -別理她 [12:45.64]I'm sure that's impossibIe. I'm gonna go take a quick dip. [12:48.84]我要去沖個澡 你保證不丟下我? [12:49.40]-You promise not to ditch me, now. -I promise. 我保證 [12:56.56]-Is that the guy from the book party? -Yeah. 他是你在新書派對上認識的? [12:60.84]I've got to start reading. 我得開始閱讀了 [13:03.36]He's cute. I'm just not reaIIy sure I'm interested. 他很可愛 我只是不太確定有沒有興趣 [13:07.44]Good-Iooking, poIite, house in the Hamptons. 人長得帥、又有禮貌 在漢普頓有房子 [13:09.100]-It's good on paper. -You know the ruIe. 擅長理論 [13:12.72]你知道那定律 擅長理論的人床上功夫很差勁 [13:14.48]Good on paper, bad in bed. [13:16.44]A ''good on paper guy'' ls a guy wlth great credentlals... 擅長理論的男人 擁有出色的背景資歷 [13:18.76]...who you always end up leavlng for some hot guy... 最后你卻永遠會為了一個 騎摩托車的浪子離他而去 [13:23.84]...who rldes a motorcycle and doesn't have a checklng account. [13:26.28]My God! [13:28.72]The water feeIs so awesome. You guys shouId reaIIy go in. 海水真是棒呆了 你們應該下去玩一玩 [13:32.80]You better put on some sunscreen, Georgette HamiIton. 你最好擦一點防曬油 [13:34.04]That's okay, I never burn. -沒關系，我從來不會曬傷 -我會 [13:37.04]WeII, I do. In fact, I've had enough for today. [13:38.92]我要去買點東西 你們想要什么嗎? [13:39.84]I'm gonna go grocery shopping. You guys want anything? [13:42.48]We shouId get some rum. We can make Long IsIand Iced Teas. 蘭姆酒，我們可以做長島冰茶 [13:46.96]Yes, I Iove Long IsIand Iced Teas. 好，我愛死長島冰茶了 [13:49.28]ExceIIent! 太棒了 [13:58.44]I took a Ieap of faith and made reservations... 我在一家很熱門的餐廳訂位了 [14:01.92]...at one of those impossibIe-to-get-into restaurants for tonight. [14:03.56]I'd Iove to... 我很想去 但我不能就這樣丟下我的朋友 [14:05.68]...I just can't abandon my friends. [14:10.72]ActuaIIy, that wasn't an invitation. It was just restaurant chitchat. 其實這并不是邀請 我只是隨口提起 [14:14.32]I'm kidding. 開玩笑的 [14:17.88]How about after dinner? 那晚餐之后呢? 我們可以在陽臺上坐坐 [14:20.48]I've got a great IittIe house, cute porch we couId sit on. [14:24.04]I don't know. 我不知道 [14:26.84]Okay, how about I just caII your... 好吧，這個周末 我打你的緊急電話如何? [14:29.84]...in-case-of-emergency number this weekend. [14:30.32]The emergency being, I think I'm gonna miss you. 緊急狀況是 我猜我會開始想你 [14:35.88]Yes, you couId definiteIy do that. 好，你當然可以這么做 [14:38.48]Good. 浪漫、殷勤 加上他在公路南方擁有的房子 [14:39.88]Romantlc, pollte, and hls very own house south of the hlghway. [14:42.36]My good-on-paper guy was jumplng rlght off the page. 這個擅長理論的男人 正從紙上一躍而出 [14:47.92]Later that afternoon, we came back from the beach rested, rejuvenated... 我們從海灘返回別墅時 感覺仿佛又是29歲般年輕 [14:50.48]...feellng almost 29 agaln. [14:52.60]Even Mlranda was ln good splrlts. 連米蘭達心情都很好 [14:54.20]Guys, I just got back from the market. Fresh corn and seafood for dinner. 我剛從市場回來 晚餐有新鮮的玉米和海產 [14:60.32]Except, your groupie can't stay. I onIy got enough for the four of us. 你的崇拜者不能留下來，凱莉 我只準備了四人份 [15:04.44]She's here? 她在這里? [15:03.12]Yeah, she was asking too many inane questions. I sent her up to your room. 她問太多問題了 我讓她去你房間 [15:07.52]-Thanks. -Sorry. -謝了 -對不起 [15:11.00]I've got to shower, the sand is itchy in my bathing suit, and then I'II heIp you. 我得把身上的沙沖干凈 然后就去幫你 [15:15.04]Take your time. That came for you. 慢慢來 莎曼珊，那封信是你的 [15:20.44]My God! -我的天 -怎么了? [15:21.12]What's wrong? 明晚是漢普頓的土風舞晚會 [15:22.52]It's for the Hamptons Hoedown tomorrow night... [15:26.28]...and the event is being run by Nina G. PubIic ReIations. Nina G.! 由妮娜G公關公司舉辦 [15:29.36]Overnlght, Samantha's ex-asslstant, Nlna Grabowskl... 一夜之間，莎曼珊的前助理 便將自己重新塑造成為妮娜G [15:31.96]...had relnvented herself as Nlna G. [15:35.16]I was up for that job and now she's using my RoIodex to put together the guest Iist. 她用我的通訊錄制作賓客名單 [15:38.44]Whlle Samantha was gettlng fucked royally by her protégé... 當莎曼珊被她的手下 狠狠擺了一道 [15:43.20]...mlne was glvlng me the royal treatment. 我的門徒正給我女王般的待遇 [15:43.28]It's not that I don't wanna have sex with men... 不是我不想跟男人上床 [15:48.64]...I feeI Iike these previous generations of women have... 但以前的女人貶低了性的價值 [15:51.64]...devaIued sex to the point where it's not even speciaI anymore. 因此它甚至不再特別了 [15:53.80]One summer, when I was 15, I read everything Jackie CoIIins ever wrote. 我15歲時 我讀每本杰姬柯林斯的作品 [15:58.80]I thought to myseIf, who cares? 當時我在想 “這應該是驚人的嗎?” [15:59.76]Is it supposed to be shocking... “對每個經過的性感男人 搔首弄姿?” [15:60.80]...wagging one's pussy at every good-Iooking stud who waIks by? [16:04.76]-PIease. -And what is it you Iike about my coIumn? 你到底喜歡我專欄哪一點? [16:08.72]I have a tiny tick on my stomach, and I can't get it off. 我肚子上有個虱子，我弄不掉 [16:12.80]-Does it hurt? -No, but it itches. -會痛嗎? -不，但會癢 [16:13.68]My God, that is not a tick. -我的天，那不是虱子 -那是什么? [16:18.88]What is it? [16:23.08]There go our shitty sheets. -都是可惡的床單害的 -好惡心 [16:25.36]My God, it's so disgusting. [16:28.92]-Where's she going? -To the drugstore. -她要去哪里? -去藥房 [16:31.52]CharIotte reaIIy is in her 20s. She's got crabs. 夏綠蒂真的回到二十幾歲了 她身上有陰虱 [16:35.56]My God! [16:36.16]That nlght, I called Dr. Meego. 當晚，我打給米哥醫(yī)生 我想這算是緊急情況 [16:39.76]I flgured lt was an emergency. [16:44.72]I have this thing about crabs. 我大學時長過一次陰虱 害我一輩子留下疤痕 [16:45.92]I had them in coIIege and it scarred me for Iife. [16:48.68]I can't go back to that house untiI the mattresses are sanitized... 我得等床單和毛巾都燒掉 才能回去 [16:52.60]...and the sheets and toweIs are burned. [16:52.16]I'm fIattered you thought of me. 我很高興你想到了我 [16:55.64]I'd be happy to prescribe your friend some industriaI-strength pubicide. 我很樂意為你朋友 開一點殺菌藥 [16:58.84]She can take care of herseIf. 我想她能照顧自己 [17:02.80]Cheers. 干杯 [17:11.04]You might have to spend the night here. 你可能得在這里過夜 [17:13.36]I might have to, but onIy to sIeep. -可能，不過只是睡覺而已 -女人總是這么說 [17:17.32]Women aIways say that and as soon as the Iights go out... [17:19.92]...boom, they're going for my pajamas. 燈一關掉 她們就來脫我的睡衣 [17:23.00]AII righty. I promise, no funny stuff. 我保證沒有滑稽的玩意兒 [17:32.24]That nlght we slept together, but we dldn't sleep together. 我們同床，但并未上床 那感覺好極了 [17:36.08]It was really nlce. [17:36.88]I belleve lt was the flrst lnstance of a case of crabs movlng a relatlonshlp forward. 這是第一件 陰虱讓感情有所進展的案例 [17:48.12]Every year, one of the local Hamptons bllllonalres got down and dlrty... 每年，本地的有錢人 [17:54.88]...and threw a blg hoedown full of cowboys and cavlar. 都會辦一個擠滿牛仔 和魚子醬的盛大土風舞會 [17:56.48]It was the event of the season. 這是社交季的大事 [18:01.76]We jolned Samantha to lend our moral support. 我們陪莎曼珊出席 給予她精神支持 [18:03.72]I can't beIieve it. 有人不參加我辦的派對 卻參加妮娜辦的 [18:03.84]There're peopIe here who don't even come to my parties and they came to Nina's. [18:09.88]Look at her over there. 你看看她 [18:12.100]Beef jerky carpaccio? 來點生腌牛肉干? [18:16.80]I am just so depressed right now. Excuse me. 我現(xiàn)在真的非常沮喪，失陪 [18:18.24]Where are you going? -你要去哪里 -去恭喜妮娜 [18:22.16]To congratuIate Nina. I may need her to hire me someday. [18:22.20]有一天我可能得靠她 賞我一口飯吃 [18:25.00]Whlle Samantha set out to negotlate twenty-somethlng détente... 當莎曼珊出發(fā)去向 二十多歲的女孩低頭 [18:30.16]...Charlotte prepared to launch a full-out war. 夏綠蒂則準備發(fā)動戰(zhàn)爭 [18:32.64]Excuse me. 不好意思 [18:49.96]Do you know that you gave me crabs? 你知道你把陰虱傳染給我嗎? [18:51.76]-What? -You heard me. -什么? -你聽到了 [18:56.56]-What makes you think it was me? -That is so tacky. -你憑什么認為是我? -那真是太低級了 [18:58.20]So is Iying about your age. 你謊報年齡還不是一樣 昨晚我看到你的駕照了 [18:60.88]I saw your Iicense when you bought the beer. [19:04.48]I didn't Iie. You made an assumption, I didn't contradict it. 我沒有說謊 是你這么假設，我沒反駁而已 [19:07.76]Whatever. 也許陰虱是我傳染給你的 但你欺騙我 [19:07.56]I may have given you crabs, but you deceived me. [19:13.92]-That is so much worse. -Grow up. -這嚴重多了 -成熟點吧 [19:21.16]You are a waitperson. That doesn't mean wait, it means go! 你是個接待員 沒做好份內事就滾吧 [19:25.92]My God, you actuaIIy came. 我的天，你真的來了 [19:31.12]I just stopped by to wish you good Iuck. It's a fabuIous party. 我只是來祝福你好運 [19:33.92]-這是個很棒的派對 -你真好 [19:36.48]That is very cooI of you. [19:36.88]I toId you not to seat Martha near the hayride. She's aIIergic. 我不希望瑪莎乘干草卡車 她會過敏 [19:39.56]PIease try to keep the young peopIe out untiI after 11:00. 你能讓年輕人一直到11點 都待在外頭嗎? [19:44.04]We're aII out of country-fried goat cheese, somebody got stuck with a cactus needIe... 羊酪已經沒了 還有人被仙人掌刺到 [19:49.12]...and there are peopIe outside who aren't on the Iist. 外面有不在 賓客名單上的人要進來 [19:51.20]Jesus fucking Christ. You are totaIIy coked out. -你辦事能力真差 -你太小心眼了 [19:55.08]You are totaIIy jeaIous. [19:56.64]My God, what is that? 那是什么?我的天啊 那是什么? [20:01.84]What is that sound? My God! [20:03.24]That's not supposed to happen untiI 12:00. 那應該等到午夜才放的 [20:05.44]-I know. -This is your probIem. Get them to stop! -我知道 -這是你的問題 [20:09.00]I can't, they're on a fucking barge! -叫他們停下來 -不行，他們在該死的游艇上 [20:13.48]CouId you heIp me? I need to get everybody outside. 莎曼珊，你能幫我嗎? 我需要讓大家到外面去 [20:17.76]I'm totaIIy fucked right now. 我現(xiàn)在把一切都搞砸了 [20:20.52]Okay, peopIe, fiesta fireworks, outside! 各位，外面在放煙火 我們往外移動吧 [20:22.08]Let's go! [20:29.96]This is Greg. 妮娜，這是葛瑞格 我想你們兩個將會一見如故 [20:30.08]I think the two of you wouId reaIIy hit it off. [20:34.44]Hi. [20:39.00]I began to reallze, that the blggest threat twenty-somethlng glrls posed... 我發(fā)現(xiàn)二十多歲的女孩 [20:42.20]所造成的最大威脅 是對她們自己 [20:42.20]...was to themselves. 我到處找你 你看，我有條跟你一樣的項練 [20:44.68]I've been Iooking aII over for you. [20:47.44]-Look, I got one just Iike yours. -That's great. [20:49.52]You want me to get you a CosmopoIitan? -那很好 -你要來杯四海為家嗎? [20:51.64]No. I'm gonna go find my date. But I'II see you Iater, okay? 我要去找我的男伴了，待會見 [20:55.60]That guy from the bookstore? My God, he was so cute. 那個在書店認識的男人? 他好帥 [20:59.92]Annoylng, yes. Dangerous, no. 她們的確煩人，卻不危險 只不過是我們年輕時的翻版 [21:01.76]They were slmply our youthful doppelg?ngers... [21:04.84]...who needed our compasslon more than anythlng. 需要我們的同情甚過一切 [21:06.44]And then everythlng I so flrmly belleved was promptly blown to pleces. 接著我所堅信的一切馬上瓦解 [21:23.76]Is it you? -是你嗎? -你怎么會在這里? [21:23.96]Hey. What are you doing here? [21:27.04]What am I doing here? What are you doing here? 我怎么會在這里? 那你又怎么會在這里? [21:33.68]I just got back this week from Paris. 我剛從巴黎回來 [21:37.96]This is Natasha. 凱莉，這是娜塔莎 [21:39.16]Hi. It's a pIeasure to meet you. I've heard so much about you. 很高興認識你 我聽說許多有關你的事 [21:44.84]ReaIIy? 是嗎? [21:45.44]Natasha's parents have a house in East Hampton. We came up for the weekend. 娜塔莎的父母在這里有棟別墅 我們只是周末來度假 [21:50.96]Excuse me. It's nice to meet you. 抱歉失陪，幸會，凱莉 [22:00.44]I'm sorry, I'm just a IittIe stunned here. 對不起，我只是…有點震驚 [22:05.68]And confused. 還有困惑，她是誰? [22:08.48]Who is she? 我本來想打給你 [22:08.88]I meant to caII you. [22:13.64]她是… 她是我在巴黎認識的女孩 [22:17.04]She's this girI that I met in Paris. [22:20.32]She works for RaIph Lauren in Europe. 她在歐洲替勞夫羅倫工作 [22:25.20]You're in from Paris for the weekends? 所以你只是 從巴黎回來度周末? [22:25.28]No. The Paris deaI feII through. 不是 [22:29.04]巴黎的計劃已經告吹 [22:32.56]我…我有打算跟你聯(lián)絡 [22:35.52]I pIanned on caIIing you. [22:36.88]I certainIy didn't want to run into you Iike this. 我真的不想 在這種情況下遇見你 [22:39.48]You can't pIan everything. Life can be pretty random. 世事難料 我的男伴也在這里…某個地方 [22:41.68]I'm here on a date, too, somewhere. [22:44.76]He's a doctor, BradIey Meego. 他是布萊德米哥醫(yī)生 [22:48.76]He's good on paper, probabIy Iike Natasha. Good-Iooking, sweet, bIah-bIah-bIah. 他擅長理論，或許跟 娜塔莎一樣，好看、溫柔… [22:55.12]How oId is she, anyway? 她到底幾歲? [22:59.40]I don't know, 26, 27. 我不知道，26、27 [23:04.64]Something Iike that. 大概吧 [23:07.100]I'II see you in the Hamptons or back in the city. 我們在漢普頓或回紐約時再見 [23:10.08]I promise to caII when I get back into town. 我保證回城里一定打電話給你 [23:27.08]凱莉，你還好吧? [23:28.32]Are you okay? [23:29.00]No, I just ran into Big. 不好，我剛碰到大人物了 [23:34.08]He's back from Paris. 他從巴黎回來 交了新的女朋友 [23:37.16]He has a new girIfriend. [23:38.84]She's 26. 她26歲 [23:43.92]-Where is he? I didn't see-- -God. 他在哪里?我沒看見他 [23:60.80]And then I reallzed... 我這才明白 二十多歲的女孩確實很迷人 [24:01.32]...twenty-somethlng glrls are just fabulous... [24:03.68]...untll you see one wlth the man who broke your heart. 直到你看到她身邊 有個曾令你心碎的男人

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