欲望都市第二季 缺點 Shortcomings

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:24:11 [00:02.00]聽美劇學英語(MP3+LRC) [00:12.56]欲望城市 [00:38.80](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭) [00:43.00]，缺點 [00:50.32]Everyone has a worst nlghtmare. 每個人都有噩夢 有些人的噩夢是穿泳衣 [00:55.52]For some, lt's bathlng-sult season. [00:56.28]For others, lt's that your blrth certlflcate can never be legally destroyed. 有些人的噩夢是知道 自己的出生證明不能被銷毀 [01:01.76]For Mlranda, lt was famlly hour at her gym. 對米蘭達而言 她的噩夢是健身房的家庭時間 [01:04.24]What the.... [01:13.12]Klddy Jazzerclse, Aeroblcs Room 1, flve mlnutes. 兒童爵士舞，有氧舞蹈教室 再五分鐘開始 [01:17.48]On Sundays, her nelghborhood became occupled terrltory under slege to chlldren. 每個周日 整個社區(qū)都被兒童包圍 [01:23.92]They were everywhere.: 到處都有他們的蹤跡： 餐廳，書店，美容院 [01:23.12]Movle theaters, restaurants, bookstores, halr salons.... [01:25.72]Starbucks was baslcally a stroller parklng lot. 星巴克變成嬰兒推車停車場 [01:29.40]Was lt too much to hope for one small space to call her own? 擁有屬于自己的小空間 太奢求了嗎? [01:35.16]Don't touch it, pIease! -拜托，不要亂碰 -有什么問題嗎? [01:39.92]Is there a probIem? 他喜歡按按鈕 [01:39.12]No, it's just that he reaIIy Iikes to push the button. [01:42.80]Fine, I'm in kind of a rush. Push One. 我在趕時間，按一個就好? [01:46.80]Simon, this pretty Iady said that you couId push the button. 這位漂亮的小姐說你可以按 [01:53.68]-So sorry. -I'm sure it's just a phase. -很抱歉 -我確定這只是階段性的 [01:55.16]Yeah, the guiIty, overinduIgent phase of a D-I-V-O-R-C-E. 因為離婚感到罪惡而寵壞小孩 [02:04.20]-Daddy. -Simon, we're not being very nice to.... -爸爸 -這樣很不禮貌，你是… [02:09.44]-米蘭達 -米蘭達? [02:12.72]-That sounds Iike a princess name. -Stop taIking. -像公主的名字 -不要說話了 [02:20.12]I'm going to bite you. -我要咬你 -想不想去玩具店? [02:22.00]-Do you want to go to the toy store Iater? -Yes. [02:25.88]Then don't bite me. 那就不要咬我 [02:28.28]I am in vioIation of every parenting book ever written. 所有育兒書上寫的折磨 我都受過 [02:32.92]-Do you have kids? -No. -你有小孩嗎? -沒有 [02:34.64]Married? 結(jié)婚了嗎? [02:37.92]-Here we are. -At Iast. -到了 -終于 [02:43.16]Any chance I couId persuade you to take another ride? 我能說服你再搭一次嗎? [02:52.80]Hls name was Roger Cobb. 他叫做羅杰科伯 [02:54.40]It only took hlm another floor and a half to ask Mlranda for her phone number. 搭了一層樓半他才問出 米蘭達的電話 [02:60.04]The whole thlng mlght have been very romantlc... 要是賽門沒有尿褲子 一切都很浪漫 [03:03.52]...lf Slmon hadn't peed ln hls pants. [03:03.16]I don't wear vintage cIothes, I hate fIea markets, I don't coIIect antiques. 我不穿復古服飾，不收集古董 [03:08.80]Is it too much to ask that he not be, I don't know, used? 問他是否被“用舊了” 會不會太過分? [03:13.00]Before it goes any further, just make sure his parts are stiII under warranty. 只是為了確定他“那里” 還可以用 [03:16.28]-It's Iike chewing somebody eIse's gum. -Divorced men do come with baggage. 那就像吃別人嚼過的口香糖 [03:18.84]-離婚的男人有拖油瓶 -他們帶來了小孩 [03:20.16]Baggage is one thing. But when they come with kids.... [03:22.00]EspeciaIIy kids with bIadder controI issues. 有尿失禁的小孩 [03:25.60]Here's what I think. 把所有離婚男子集中起來 關在一起 [03:28.32]Round up aII the divorced men and keep them in a pound. [03:29.28]That way, you get their whoIe history before you take one home. 在接受他們之前先打聽好 他們的過去 [03:32.56]If a man is divorced, it doesn't mean he has a probIem. 不代表他有問題 [03:37.52]Like my brother WesIey. He just separated from his wife, LesIie-- 我弟弟衛(wèi)斯理剛和他太太 蕾絲李分居 [03:39.20]-WesIey and LesIie? I don't think so. -What is that, marriage by Mother Goose? 衛(wèi)斯理和蕾絲李，不會吧? [03:42.08]怎么?鵝媽媽故事里的人物? [03:47.56]DefiniteIy a candidate for the pound. 絕對是集中營的候選人 [03:49.56]I was going to ask you to meet him 'cause he's coming to visit, and now forget it. 我本來想邀你們跟他見面 現(xiàn)在算了 [03:52.96]We want to meet WesIey of WesIey and LesIie. 我們想跟“蕾絲李的老公” 衛(wèi)斯理見面 [03:55.12]And p.s., does he work for NestIé? 他在“耐司禮”公司工作? [03:59.12]My brother's very important to me. 我弟弟對我很重要 [04:03.48]I won't have him subjected to scrutiny and ridicuIe. 我不希望他被人觀察和奚落 [04:05.88]-I'II be Scrutiny. You be RidicuIe. -I aIways have to be RidicuIe. 我會觀察他，你會奚落他 [04:10.52]Why can't you be RidicuIe for once? -你有時候也要懂得奚落別人 -我知道 [04:12.12]I know. [04:12.60]As for me, rather than sort through the half-off bln... 與其在舊戀情中浮浮沉沉 [04:15.100]...I was datlng someone brand-spanklng new. 我有新的約會對象了 [04:19.68]I met Vaughn Welsel at a P.E.N. luncheon a month ago. 我在作家俱樂部餐會上 認識方恩懷佐 [04:23.24]It's amazlng how much better looklng flctlon wrlters have become. 今日的作家都變的比較好看了 [04:25.36]StiII up for a movie? -還要去看電影嗎? -我得送東西到我父母家 [04:27.56]I just gotta drop these books by my parent's pIace. It's on the way. [04:33.12]-GQ caIIed. -They want you to write something? -GQ雜志打電話給我 -他們邀你寫作嗎? [04:36.68]They want me to wear something. 他們邀我參加服裝秀 [04:39.08]It's so great to be a writer these days, there's so IittIe writing invoIved. 今日的作家都不寫作了 [04:42.04]Don't be photographed in anything sIeeveIess. 不要穿著無袖拍照 [04:45.24]No one who went sIeeveIess ever won a PuIitzer. 穿無袖的都不會得普立茲獎 我給你的一個小告誡 [04:47.32]It's just a IittIe tip from me to you. [04:53.40]Nice townhouse. -很棒的房子 -進來，我一下子就好 [04:53.28]-Come on in, this wiII onIy take a second. -I'm not dressed for famiIy. [04:54.36]我穿這樣不好見你家人 你不能投到信箱里嗎? [04:58.44]Can you just drop them through the maiI sIot? [04:59.44]If I'm here and I don't say heIIo... 我要是不進去打聲招呼 我會有兩個月不好過 [05:01.72]...I'm Iooking at two months minimum hard famiIy time. [05:03.92]AII right. Yeah, okay. 好吧… [05:09.36]Thank you. 媽，我發(fā)誓你是唯一 能殺死仙人掌的人 [05:10.76]Mother, I swear, you are the onIy person who can kiII a cactus. [05:17.36]This is Carrie. -方恩 -左伊，這是凱莉 [05:18.92]TeII your sister to stop bringing me pIants. They get suicidaI around me. 叫你妹妹不要再帶植物給我了 [05:21.24]它們不斷地想自殺 我得勸它們遠離架子旁 [05:21.40]I have to taIk them down from the Iedge. [05:26.00]-Those books you asked me to sign.... -Duncan, Vaughn's here. -你要我簽名的書 -太棒了 [05:28.48]-唐肯，方恩在這里 -他帶了一個女孩 [05:29.56]And he brought a girI! [05:31.32]-Hi. WaIIis WeiseI... -Hi. [05:32.12]-華莉絲懷佐，我們見過嗎? -沒有吧，凱莉布雷蕭 [05:35.52]-Have we met? -No, I don't think so. Carrie Bradshaw. [05:40.20]My God. Duncan, get your ass in here. 天，唐肯，快進來 [05:43.56]I just Iove your coIumn. 我好愛好愛你的專欄 [05:47.48]I Iove to hear that. -我好愛好愛聽到別人這么說 -媽，我們不能久留 [05:50.32]-Mom, we can't stay. -The heII you can't. [05:53.32]You know what you shouId write about? Re-virginization. 為什么不能 你應該寫寫處女膜再造術 [05:55.48]Did you know there are women who are actuaIIy having... 有些女人到醫(yī)院 [05:60.80]...their vaginas re-stitched to make them Iike new again? 把處女膜再縫合，變回處女 [06:03.68]Aren't they cIever? 真聰明，是不是? [06:05.92]If you're wondering, Mom just finished a documentary on genitaI mutiIation. 媽才剛完成一部 生殖器毀損的紀錄片 [06:09.12]Which I stiII haven't gotten your notes on. -我還沒有收到你的筆記 -我沒辦法看那種東西 [06:12.04]I toId you, I can't bring myseIf to Iook at that thing. [06:13.88]And I typed aII his short stories for him when he was 12. Duncan, Iook. 我在他十二歲時幫他 寫了他的小故事 [06:19.04]Do you know who this is? Carrie Bradshaw. 唐肯，你知道這位是誰嗎? 凱莉布雷蕭 [06:22.88]-She writes that coIumn we Iove. -What are you doing Thursday night? -寫專欄的 -你星期四晚上要做什么? [06:27.64]Laundry. 洗衣服 [06:26.32]I teach a seminar at CoIumbia on CuIturaI Zeitgeist. 我在大學教授文化思潮 我想請你演講 [06:32.12]I'd Iove to have you come speak. [06:33.20]Mr. SeIf-InvoIved here didn't teII us he was dating an icon. “自顧自”先生沒有告訴我們 他在跟偶像約會 [06:36.88]-Icon? -You are an icon. You are. -你真的是個偶像 -誰帶女孩來了? [06:38.64]-Who brought a girI? -This is my other sister. [06:42.32]這是我另一個妹妹弗蘭尼 這是凱莉 [06:44.44]Franny, this is Carrie. [06:46.20]-What's up? -What's up? -怎么了? -怎么了? [06:47.72]-Hey, mom. -Hi, sweetie. [06:48.96]Franny and Zooey? 弗蘭尼和左伊? (美國作家沙林杰的作品) [06:50.28]What can I say? J.D. SaIinger used to get me high. 我能怎么辦? 我以前太迷沙林杰了 [06:54.24]And then she'd caII me at 3:00 a.m., ''I Iove you.'' 她會半夜三點打給我說 我愛你… [06:58.20]Good for you. BeautifuI and she thinks I'm funny. 他覺得我很好笑 [07:01.100]You're hiIarious. Put your tongue back in your head and the Iox on the tabIe. 你極為可笑 不要長舌了，吃東西吧 [07:08.80]Come on, everybody, Iet's have something to eat. 來吧，我們吃點東西 [07:09.24]-We have to go. -Come on, pIease. 我們得走了 [07:14.04]-我們可以留下來 -太好了 [07:17.60]We'II stay. [07:17.92]I mean, really, wlthln the space of flve mlnutes... 就在這短短五分鐘內(nèi) 我想出下禮拜專欄的內(nèi)容 [07:20.40]...I had next week's column, an lnvltatlon to speak at an Ivy League unlverslty... [07:24.48]受邀到大學演講 [07:27.36]...and access to the entlre Zabar's flsh counter. 到扎巴餐廳大啖魚類美食 [07:28.32]Leave now? Was he nuts? 現(xiàn)在離開?他瘋了嗎? [07:36.92]Have you ever gone out with someone who had a kid? 你曾和有小孩的人約會嗎? [07:40.16]No, but I've never gone out with someone I met on an eIevator either. 沒有，我也沒有跟在電梯 遇到的人約會 [07:42.56]That's a first for me, too. 我曾在電扶梯遇到一個女孩 但不多久就吹了 [07:45.68]I met a woman on an escaIator once, but it didn't Iast Iong. [07:46.12]It was over by the time we got to Ladies Lingerie. 到了女內(nèi)衣部門就分手了 [07:50.80]I dated a man once who wore Iadies' Iingerie. 我曾和一個穿女人內(nèi)衣的 男子約會，他有問題 [07:53.68]That was kind of the probIem there. I'm kidding. [07:55.76]-開玩笑的 -我現(xiàn)在穿著短內(nèi)褲 [07:56.56]-'Cause I'm wearing panties now. -You're kidding, right? [07:60.28]你開玩笑的吧? [08:02.96]Look what I found. -爸爸，你看這個 -快說對不起 [08:05.04]-Can you say you're sorry? -No! [08:08.24]Are you okay? 你還好嗎? [08:08.48]FortunateIy, I mostIy use the right side of my brain. 幸運地，我通常用右腦思考 [08:17.56]It must be hard, having a sociaI Iife as a singIe parent. 單親父母的社交生活 一定很艱難 [08:22.04]It is, I got to buy protective heImets for aII my dates. -我得幫約會對象買頭盔 -我的在哪里? [08:23.92]Where's mine, by the way? [08:25.28]The truth is, I didn't reaIIy have a great sociaI Iife before Simon either. 賽門出生以前 我的社交生活也不怎么樣 [08:30.60]I'm just one of those weird maIe aberrations who prefers to be married. 我是個脫離常軌的怪人 [08:32.28]寧可結(jié)婚 [08:35.72]I Iike stabiIity and routine. I Iike knowing there's peopIe waiting for me at home. 我喜歡穩(wěn)定，有規(guī)律 喜歡有人等我回家 [08:42.48]-I guess that makes me sound pretty duII. -Are you kidding? -我聽起來很無趣 -說什么傻話 [08:46.68]You're the HeterosexuaI HoIy GraiI. 你是異性戀中的圣杯 [08:50.44]Mlranda wondered how a vlntage man mlght look on her modern couch. 米蘭達在想一個中古男人 在她現(xiàn)代家具上的樣子 [08:58.84]-Here. -Thank you. -你看，給你 -謝謝 [09:01.48]ProbabIy not the best time to ask you to dinner. 現(xiàn)在邀你吃晚餐或許不是時候 [09:03.16]Whlle Mlranda was deallng wlth queaslness... 當米蘭達努力克制惡心的同時 夏綠蒂在趕走沮喪 [09:07.04]...Charlotte was handllng depresslon... [09:09.56]...whlch she felt could be solved wlth a homemade muffln. 她認為可以用手工松餅解決 [09:13.80]Here you go. Just Iike Nana used to make. 就像奶媽以前作的一樣 [09:15.20]CharIie, the muffins are great, but I'd much prefer a nice dry martini. 松餅好吃，但我寧可要馬丁尼 [09:18.68]But Nana aIways made muffins to cheer you up. 奶媽都會做松餅替你打氣 [09:20.36]That was pre-LesIie. Post-LesIie, I need a cocktaiI. Where's your vodka? 那是以前的我 我現(xiàn)在需要雞尾酒 [09:25.84]-I don't have any. -And you caII yourseIf a Wasp. -你的伏特加在哪里? -我沒有 [09:27.92]-你是新教徒嗎? -你們有什么事不能解決? [09:28.52]I don't see why you two can't work it out, you had the most beautifuI wedding. [09:32.92]-你有一場很美麗的婚禮 -我們的離婚更可愛 [09:34.12]We'II have an even IoveIier divorce. [09:35.88]I can't beIieve you're wiIIing to just throw it aII away so easiIy. 我不敢相信你就這樣輕易丟開 [09:38.96]ReIationships take work. You need patience and understanding. 一段感情需要耐心和體諒 [09:45.04]When was your Iast Iong-term reIationship? 你最近一次最長的關系 是什么時候? [09:50.40]Just eat your muffin. 吃你的松餅吧 [09:60.32]The afternoon had been llke slx hours of foreplay. 那個下午就像歷時 六小時的前戲 [10:08.48]Some men seduce wlth dlm llghts and soft muslc. 有些男人用燭光和輕音樂 引誘女人 [10:14.76]Vaughn seduced wlth chocolate chlp cookles and relatlves. 方恩用餅干和家人引誘我 [10:19.40]It was lnevltable thls would happen. 發(fā)生這種事無可避免 [10:27.68]I just dldn't know lt would happen so qulckly. 我只是沒料到會這么快 [10:35.44]I'II get a tissue. 我去拿面紙 [10:48.36]Get out now, before he stains aII your sheets. 在他弄臟你床單之前甩了他 [10:48.72]Come on, that's harsh. It couId be he was just nervous. -或許他很緊張 -第一次總是很奇怪 [10:52.80]First time is aIways weird. -可能是喝酒的關系 -我們整天跟他的家人在一起 [10:55.92]-He probabIy had something to drink. -We'd spent the day with his famiIy. [10:58.12]The guy couId not get his CadiIIac into the garage. 那家伙的車開不進車庫 真討厭被我說中 [11:02.68]I'm sorry, I hate being right about this. [11:05.56]Samantha was the General Patton of sex. 沒有勝算的話 莎曼珊不隨便派兵 [11:07.92]She dldn't send her troops lnto battle lf she thought they would lose. [11:10.60]I Iike him. 我喜歡他 [11:12.24]That's sweII, but it doesn't get the cream in the cupcake. 他們不會在杯子蛋糕加奶油 [11:14.88]But the thing I Iike best about him is his famiIy. -我最喜歡他的家人 -有可以上床的人選嗎? [11:18.88]Anyone there you can fuck? [11:21.08]What? I'm trying to be heIpfuI. 我試著幫你忙 [11:21.16]I'm teIIing you, this famiIy is Iike.... They got charisma. 他的家人…很有魅力 [11:27.60]Like Tom Cruise, they're the Tom Cruise of famiIies. 就像湯姆克魯斯 [11:29.12]I'm sure the famiIy is supposed to be the obstacIe to a reIationship... 家人應該是一段感情的阻礙 不是吸引 [11:34.00]...not the attraction. 我曾因為某人家有游泳池 跟他上床，結(jié)果他是個笨蛋 [11:33.48]I fucked a guy once because his famiIy had a pooI. [11:38.96]He was pretty much of a nerd, but I'd go over there and get aII cocoa-buttered up. [11:39.92]我會到他家?guī)兔Υ蚰膛?他媽媽愛死我了 [11:41.32]His mom Ioved me. She was aIways serving me KooI-Aid and chips. [11:42.52]-她拿多果汁給我喝 -多果汁? [11:45.80]-KooI-Aid? -Yeah, KooI-Aid, I was 13. [11:48.40]And honey, you shouId have seen my tan. 我當時十三歲 你應該看看我古銅色的皮膚 [11:52.96]In my mlnd, the compllcatlons of maklng a relatlonshlp work... 成功經(jīng)營一段感情是不容易的 [11:54.72]...had just expanded exponentlally. 現(xiàn)在以指數(shù)方式持續(xù)復雜化 [11:57.44]When you date someone, how many people become emotlonally lnvolved? 當你跟某人約會時 有多少人在感情上受到影響? [12:04.80]When you sleep wlth someone, are you screwlng the famlly? 當你跟某人上床 是不是等于跟他全家做愛? [12:09.16]Whlle I was stlll on the fence about Vaughn... 在我還不確定 我對方恩的感覺時 [12:09.88]...I had no doubt about my feellng for hls mother. 我確定我喜歡他的母親 我愛她 [12:14.84]I was ln love wlth her. [12:15.64]Then we were in Nicaragua with the Peace Corps. 我們當時在尼加拉瓜 參加和平部隊 [12:17.40]That's where Vaughn was born. -方恩就是在那里出生的 -你救了五條生命 [12:21.48]I can't get over it. You've had five Iives. [12:24.00]I can bareIy make one happen. 我不可能做得到 [12:25.16]Don't puII that seIf-effacing shit with me. 不要輕視你自己 我知道你會有所作為 [12:29.52]I see you. I know what you've got going. [12:34.64]What? What do I do? I write this IittIe coIumn. 我能做什么? 我不過寫個小專欄 [12:37.00]It's a contribution. You are putting it out there. 那就是貢獻，你寫文章 [12:39.20]You're part of a diaIogue. 你是對話的一部分 [12:43.68]If it wasn't for you... 要不是你，我們就不會知道 其他人的性生活 [12:44.08]...we wouIdn't know haIf the things we do about other peopIe's sex Iives. [12:49.12]-Thanks a Iot. -I'm teasing. -非常謝謝你 -我在取笑你 [12:51.12]No, it's wonderfuI to be frank and honest about sex. 能這樣誠實地談論性真的很棒 [12:55.80]That's how I raised my kids. Sex was aIways a part of the discussion. 我就是這樣養(yǎng)育小孩的 性教育是我們的話題之一 [13:00.04]When they were 2 years oId, they knew the proper names for their body parts. 兩歲時，他們就知道 身體各器官的正確名稱 [13:06.20]None of this ''pee-pee'' and ''wee-wee'' crap. 從來沒有什么小雞雞小鴨鴨的 [13:10.80]And as a resuIt, they can taIk to me about anything. 所以，他們可以跟我說任何事 [13:14.56]When Franny toId me she was a Iesbian... 當弗蘭尼跟我說她是同性戀 [13:14.08]...I said, ''Great, just as Iong as you're not a RepubIican.'' 我說：很好 只要你不是共和黨員 [13:19.44]-May I just say I Iike you very much. -That's dear, thank you. 我可不可以說我很喜歡你? [13:22.52]你真是個甜心，謝謝你 [13:27.40]Did you taIk to LesIie today? -你有跟蕾絲李說話嗎? -沒有，我跟她律師談過 [13:31.08]No. I taIked to her Iawyer. Do you want to know about that? [13:33.84]I'm giving her the house and she's giving me an uIcer. 我要把房子給她 她卻給我胃潰痬 [13:37.52]I'm sorry I brought it up. Tonight we'II have fun. 很抱歉我又提起 [13:39.92]You'II finaIIy meet my friend Carrie. 今晚我們來放松 凱莉會過來吃晚餐… [13:41.92]We'II go out, have dinner, maybe go to a cIub.... [13:43.08]Shit. 可惡 [13:51.64]凱莉，莎曼珊… [13:53.76]This is my wonderfuI brother, WesIey. 這是我的好弟弟，衛(wèi)斯理 [13:57.24]-Nice to meet you. -Good Iooks run in the famiIy. -很高興見到你 -你們家族都長得很好看 [14:01.92]-Can I get you Iadies a drink? -CosmopoIitan. -你們女士要喝點什么? -四海為家 [14:02.56]Ditto. [14:04.36]-How are you enjoying New York? -Excuse us. -你喜歡紐約嗎? -容我們私下談一下 [14:10.32]Why is she here? 她為什么在這里? [14:11.72]That's our friend. I beIieve you remember Samantha. 那是我們的朋友 你還記得莎曼珊吧? [14:16.08]你知道她那副德行 她已經(jīng)開始了 [14:16.08]You know how she gets. Look! She's doing it aIready. [14:21.56]They're taIking. 他們在說話 [14:24.04]Samantha says there's a great jazz bar that we shouId go to. 莎曼珊說有一個 很棒的爵士酒吧 [14:27.96]我今晚沒那個心情 [14:28.80]-I just don't think I'm up for it tonight. -Then maybe we'II just go. [14:31.20]我們就去吧 [14:35.16]TaIking and going to hear jazz. 聊聊天，聽聽爵士樂 [14:41.16]I think I have your son's SIinky embedded in my back. 我的背后有你兒子的娃娃 [14:46.32]I Iike to brand my women. 我喜歡把我的女人貼標簽 [14:51.40]I'm going to use the bathroom, and then I reaIIy wiII go. 我去一下洗手間就走 [15:05.24]-Daddy? -No, Simon! -爸爸 -不要，賽門 [15:06.92]Daddy! -賽門 -可惡 [15:09.08]Shit. [15:14.76]I'm sorry. I was peeing, and I didn't want him to see me. 抱歉，我在上廁所 不希望他看見我 [15:18.44]I was afraid he'd see me... 我怕他會看見我 [15:19.12]...and then he'd be drawing pictures for a chiId psychoIogist and nobody's happy. 就不得不去看心理醫(yī)生了 [15:25.68]-I'II get a Band-Aid. -He's hurt. He might need a stitch. -我去拿OK繃 -他可能要縫針 [15:26.76]-I'II go with you to the emergency room. -No! 我跟你去急診室 [15:31.76]Just go. 你走吧 [15:34.32]PIease, just go. 拜托，走吧 [15:39.04]One thlng about famllles... 要是在一個家庭里 沒有人在乎你是否離去 [15:40.28]...lf no one's sorry to see you go, then you're probably not comlng back. [15:42.80]你或許不用再回來了 [15:45.96]The next mornlng, Charlotte was ln for a rude awakenlng. 隔天早上夏綠蒂被吵醒 [15:47.84]Where do you keep your coffee fiIters? 你咖啡濾紙放在哪里?告訴我 [15:51.20]Just teII me if I'm warm. [15:56.72]My brother? You sIept with my brother? 你跟我弟弟睡覺? [15:59.80]Honey, what a doII. He reaIIy-- 親愛的，你真可愛 我是說，他真的很… [16:02.24]Is your vagina in the New York City guidebooks? 你的陰道有沒列入旅游書中? [16:06.24]It shouId be, it's the hottest spot in town! It's aIways open! 那可是曼哈頓最熱門的據(jù)點 而且全年開放 [16:17.40]What's going on? 怎么了? [16:23.84]What did you say? -你說什么? -她穿你的衣服 [16:23.16]She was in my kitchen, she was wearing your shirt, I snapped. [16:28.60]Who asked you to butt your nose into my.... Samantha, wait! Don't go! -我突然間… -誰要你多管閑事… [16:31.00]莎曼珊，不要走 [16:37.64]I didn't know your mom was nominated for an Oscar. 我不知道你媽媽 得過奧斯卡提名 [16:41.56]Best Documentary Short. 最佳短篇紀錄片 [16:42.24]I just Iove that she stiII has so many ambitions for herseIf. 我喜歡她這樣胸懷抱負 [16:48.60]I'm not reaIIy in the mood to taIk about my mom. 我不想談我媽媽 [16:54.24]I'm not reaIIy in the mood to taIk at aII. 我根本不想聊天 [17:07.40]Don't touch it! 不要碰它，不要碰 [17:33.92]What was the documentary short about anyway? 那部短篇紀錄片有多“短”? [17:39.88]Good, you're back. 很好，你回來了 [17:40.100]I swear to God, if you hand me a muffin, I'm out of here. 我發(fā)誓，要是你再給我松餅 我馬上走人 [17:44.24]You don't know Samantha. I do. 你不了解莎曼珊 她的床柱使用過度 [17:48.36]She has so many notches on her bedpost, it's aImost whittIed down to a toothpick. [17:48.92]都快磨成繡花針了 [17:52.52]It was fun. 很幽默 [17:54.12]I know. 你玩也玩過了 [17:55.52]You had your IittIe fIing, now you can go back to LesIie and work it out. 現(xiàn)在可以回到蕾絲李身邊 把事情解決 [17:58.60]We're not working it out. You think you know WesIey and LesIie? 我們沒有辦法解決 你以為你知道我們的問題? [18:02.52]Let me teII you about WesIey and LesIie. [18:04.04]LesIie's frigid and before Iast night, WesIey hadn't gotten Iaid in two years. 蕾絲李很嚴肅，昨晚以前 衛(wèi)斯理已經(jīng)兩年沒做過愛 [18:09.20]-My God. -I was going out of my mind. -我的天 -我簡直快瘋了 [18:12.80]I've seen a pastor. I've seen a shrink. 我跟牧師談過，看過心理醫(yī)生 [18:15.36]But untiI I saw Samantha, I didn't reaIize what I reaIIy needed: sex. 直到我遇見莎曼珊 我才知道我需要的是“性” [18:20.36]-So it was a good thing. -It was a frigging great thing. -所以那是件好事 -是一件很棒的事 [18:23.32]That Samantha.... 莎曼珊…真的是個好朋友 [18:25.44]You've reaIIy got a good friend there. [18:37.04]It's CharIotte. 夏綠蒂 [18:44.40]-That was a terribIe thing I said. -Yes, it was. -我說的話很過分 -一點也沒錯 [18:46.76]If you'II excuse me... 抱歉，還有一個旅行團 要到我的陰道參觀 [18:49.20]...I have another tour group coming through my vagina in 10 minutes. [18:53.84]I'm so sorry. -我真的很抱歉 -你要說的都說了? [18:55.32]-You said what you came to say? -Wait! 等一下 [18:59.88]I wanted to give you this. 我要給你這個 [19:05.28]Samantha was touched. -莎曼珊很感動 -過來 [19:10.16]She reallzed thls was Charlotte's way of saylng... 那是夏綠蒂向莎曼珊說： 謝謝你跟我弟弟上床 [19:12.52]''...Thank you for fucklng my brother.'' [19:16.40]Get in there. 進來 [19:19.96]Hey, kldsI Funtastlcs on Three. 小鬼，游樂室在三樓 [19:25.36]Mlranda declded she had ceded enough terrltory to the lnvadlng troops. 米蘭達覺得她不想再退讓了 [19:32.84]Do you mind? He reaIIy Ioves to push the button. 你介意嗎?他喜歡按按鈕 [19:35.32]Yeah? So do I. 是嗎?我也是 [19:43.64]That is so sexy. 好性感 [19:47.12]You in bed with my book. 你跟我的書在床上 [19:52.20]It's reaIIy great. 真的很棒 [19:58.56]-Do that again. -What, turn the page? -再一次 -什么?翻頁嗎? [20:04.92]Baby. 寶貝… [20:11.96]Again. 再一次 [20:17.72]Wait, stop. 等一下，停 [20:22.20]Let's just take this nice and sIow. 我們慢慢地來 [20:26.08]You teII me if you're feeIing too excited and we'II take a IittIe break. 要是太興奮就告訴我 我們可以休息一下 [20:32.36]Why? 為什么? [20:33.04]Because I think we both reaIIy want this to work. 因為我覺得我們都希望能成功 [20:39.20]我是說… [20:39.92]I Iove that you get so turned on by me... 我喜歡你因我“性”致勃勃 [20:44.56]...and I am very turned on by you. 我也因你熱情如火 [20:46.56]Maybe we've just been in too much of a rush. 或許我們太急了 [20:52.36]算了 [20:52.64]-Forget it. -No, I don't want to forget it. Come here. 我不想算了，過來 [20:58.08]-Let's taIk about it. -No! I don't want to taIk about it. -我們來談談 -我不想談 [21:03.16]I think we have to. 我們必須要談 [21:04.76]Why does everything have to be about sex! I am so sick of taIking about sex. 每件事都跟性有關 我不想再談到性 [21:07.56]I've been taIking about it since I was 2. 我從兩歲就開始談論性 [21:12.44]So Iet's go. 我們走吧，我爸媽在等我們 [21:13.20]My parents are expecting us. [21:17.96]Duncan and I went down to the NeiI Simon Theater and spent $65-- 我們?nèi)タ茨釥栙愰T的戲劇 [21:22.48]-花了六十五塊 -七十五 [21:24.12]$75. 看一個英國演員假裝口交 [21:23.16]To see a British movie star simuIate a bIowjob. [21:27.52]I wonder if that's what NeiI had in mind. 我不知道那是不是尼爾的原意 [21:32.00]-Did she show her tits? -No. How's the pickIed herring? -她有露奶子嗎? -沒有，腌鯡魚好吃嗎? [21:34.36]It's very good. 很棒 [21:37.48]Franny teIIs me that you two are going camping this weekend. 弗蘭尼說你們周末要去露營 [21:40.96]-Where's the scaIIion cream cheese? -It's out there on the tabIe. -奶油起司在哪里? -在桌子那邊 [21:46.00]I don't see it. -我沒看到 -看冰箱里有沒有 [21:47.48]Then check the refrigerator. [21:50.96]-Why is he so edgy? -I have no idea. -他為什么這么急躁? -我不知道 [21:54.28]-Don't Iet him puII that moody shit on you. -I know. It's such a pose. 不要讓他的情緒化影響你 [21:60.24]Since he got pubIished, he's suddenIy this tortured artist. 只要他一出書 就會變成痛苦的藝術家 [22:03.72]-Where's the cream cheese? -It's out there. -奶油起司在哪里? -在外面 [22:17.00]Why buy this shit if you can't remember the one thing that hoIds it aII together? 要是不知道東西放在哪 何必買這么多鬼東西? [22:21.80]方恩，我們來解決 讓你煩心的事，好嗎? [22:24.80]Let's deaI with what's reaIIy upsetting you. ShaII we? [22:29.96]If everything's on the tabIe, why don't we start with some scaIIion cream cheese? 如果你希望把東西都拿到桌上 [22:31.44]可以先拿青蔥奶油起司 [22:35.32]Jenna and I looked at each other llke two forelgners wlthout vlsas. 珍納和我相視 就像兩個沒有簽證的外國人 [22:42.76]我得走了 [22:44.76]You know what, I think I'd better go. I've got a deadIine. [22:48.96]我要趕稿子 [22:52.80]I'II go. Thank you for Iunch, for everything. 我要走了 謝謝你的午餐和一切 [23:08.100]What happened? Everything was going so weII. 發(fā)生了什么事?一切都很好 [23:12.56]It reaIIy wasn't. -不，不好 -我知道是怎么回事 [23:13.36]I know what it is. His Iast girIfriend wasn't as discreet. [23:17.16]他的前女友沒有這么謹慎 他寫短篇故事 [23:19.28]I don't want to get in the irony. He writes short stories. [23:21.36]This has officiaIIy become too weird. 這下子真的變得太奇怪 [23:24.52]ReaIIy, in a situation Iike this, you gotta Iaugh. 在這種情況下，只能傻笑 [23:28.20]AII right, it's a probIem. But you'II work it out. 好吧，那是個問題 不過你們一定能解決 [23:35.76]He won't even taIk about it. 他根本不愿意談 [23:39.24]-You want me to taIk to him? -No. -你要我跟他說嗎? -不要 [23:43.24]-I can't discuss this with you. -You can! You and I can discuss anything. 我沒有辦法跟你談這個 [23:45.80]你跟我什么都可以談 [23:48.16]So your sex Iife isn't so great. So what? 你的性生活不美滿又怎樣? 有七成的婚姻都是無性的 [23:53.84]Seventy-seven percent of aII marriages are sexIess. [23:56.64]Other things are so much more important, Iike famiIy. 其他的事更重要，例如家庭 [24:01.88]Then I saw that the person I really had to break up wlth wasn't Vaughn. 我發(fā)現(xiàn)我要分手的不是方恩 [24:04.80]It was hls mother. 而是他的母親 [24:07.68]I wouId stiII Iike us to be friends. No, I mean that. 我希望我們還是朋友，說真的 [24:13.100]And what happens when you meet somebody eIse? 要是你遇見別的人呢? [24:17.68]I can teII you now, they won't have a mother Iike me. You know that. 他們不會有我這樣的母親 [24:22.56]You know that we have something. What we have is very speciaI. 你知道我們是獨一無二的 [24:32.24]AII right, weII. 好吧，那么… [24:36.56]CaII me sometime. -有時間打給我 -我會的 [24:40.56]-I wiII. -Sweetie. 親愛的 [24:47.72]Wallls was rlght. The most lmportant thlng ln llfe ls your famlly. 華莉絲說的對 生命中最重要的是你的家人 [24:52.20]There are days you love them, and others you don't. 有時候你愛他們 有時候則不然 [24:56.40]But ln the end, they're the people you always come home to. 但他們永遠是你的依靠 [24:60.16]Sometlmes lt's the famlly you're born lnto. 有時候是你出生的那個家庭 [25:01.44]And sometlmes lt's the one you make for yourself. 有時候是你自己組的家庭 [25:08.12]-What are you doing here? -Come here. 你在那里做什么?

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