欲望都市第二季 球場(chǎng)愛情學(xué) talk me out to zhe ballgame

[00:02.00]聽美劇學(xué)英語(MP3+LRC) [00:11.76]欲望城市 [00:36.40](兩性專家凱莉布雷蕭) [00:43.28]球場(chǎng)愛情學(xué) [00:50.64]When you llve on a tlny lsland llke Manhattan... 當(dāng)你住在像曼哈頓 這么小的島上… [00:54.72]...the odds of bumplng lnto the one who broke your heart are lncredlbly hlgh. 遇見前任男友的機(jī)率出奇地高 [00:59.08]The odds of bumplng lnto hlm when you look llke shlt are even hlgher. 當(dāng)你面容憔悴時(shí)的機(jī)率 甚至?xí)? [01:18.56]After a break-up, certaln streets, locatlons... 分手之后，在某些街道 [01:24.64]...even tlmes of day are off-llmlts. 場(chǎng)所，甚至一天中某些時(shí)段 都得格外謹(jǐn)慎 [01:27.12]The clty becomes a deserted battlefleld loaded wlth emotlonal land mlnes. 這城市變成一個(gè) 遍布感情地雷的戰(zhàn)場(chǎng) [01:30.92]You have to be very careful where you step or you could be blown to pleces. 你得步步為營 否則可能會(huì)粉身碎骨 [01:40.96]Get your coat, Anne Frank, we're going out. -去穿外套，我們要出門 -我不想去… [01:43.00]-I'm reaIIy not in the mood. -Coat on. Body out. [01:45.32]-Where are we going? -It's a surprise. -我們要去哪里? -這是個(gè)驚喜 [01:47.08]OnIy if it's nowhere I can run into him. 除非是去不可能遇見他的地方 [01:49.16]When do you think you're gonna be getting out of this hostage situation? 你何時(shí)才打算從這種囚禁的 處境中解脫?我說錯(cuò)了嗎? [01:55.64]Am I wrong? 別聽她瞎說，才一個(gè)月而已 [01:55.12]Don't Iisten to her, it's onIy been a month. [01:59.12]It takes haIf the totaI time you went out with someone to get over them. 忘掉舊情人 需要和他交往時(shí)間的一半 [02:01.52]I aIways Iike a math soIution to any Iove probIem. 我一向喜歡用數(shù)學(xué) 來處理感情問題 [02:05.12]It's the break-up ruIe. You and Big onIy went out for a year. 這是分手定律，你們交往一年 所以她還需要五個(gè)月 [02:07.76]She's got five more months to get over him. [02:08.76]Cut your Iosses and get back in the game. 才怪，要忍痛割舍，重返球場(chǎng) [02:11.96]When Eric and I broke up, I got over him right away. -我馬上就把艾瑞克拋在腦后 -我印象中好像不是這樣 [02:13.64]I don't reaIIy remember it being Iike that. [02:17.64]Eric who? -哪個(gè)艾瑞克? -幾年前我交往的一個(gè)混蛋 [02:19.32]Eric, asshoIe I dated a coupIe of years ago. [02:19.52]That Eric. 米蘭達(dá)曾稱艾瑞克是一生摯愛 直到他另結(jié)新歡而離開 [02:21.60]Mlranda called Erlc the love of her llfe untll he left her for another woman. [02:25.88]Now, she almost never mentloned hlm. 現(xiàn)在她幾乎不再提到他 [02:27.36]You can't push yourseIf into feeIing good. 你不能勉強(qiáng)自己快樂 [02:30.04]The onIy way to get over somebody is to feeI reaIIy bad, cry to your girIfriends... 忘記前男友的唯一辦法就是 經(jīng)歷十足痛苦，向朋友哭訴 [02:34.40]...and to repIay what you hated about him over and over in your head aII day. 然后腦中整天不斷復(fù)述 他可恨之處 [02:38.80]That sounds about right. 那方法還不賴 [02:40.16]You're too dressed up for where we're going. 你太盛裝打扮了 [02:43.64]I'II risk being overdressed vs. the chance of meeting Big Iooking the way I feeI. 我寧愿冒險(xiǎn)，免得我 黯然神傷的模樣讓大人物看見 [02:48.76]The first meeting is the worst, you never know how to act. 第一次和前男友見面 總會(huì)讓人手足無措 [02:52.04]Then there's the vomiting. 沒錯(cuò)，然后便開始反胃 [02:54.48]If Big had any cIass, he wouId've moved away. I was here first. 大人物若是有風(fēng)度便會(huì)離開 是我先到的 [02:57.28]You're giving him too much power. You broke up with him. 你對(duì)他過于讓步，是你甩了他 [03:00.44]Right, and that makes me what, happy? -而我…怎樣，開心了嗎? -計(jì)程車 [03:05.92]Taxi! 令人驚奇的是 莎曼珊仍在和詹姆斯交往 [03:04.20]Amazlngly, Samantha was stlll wlth James. A monogamous relatlonshlp... [03:10.80]...for a woman whose bedroom was busler than Balduccl's on a Saturday. 一個(gè)周六時(shí)閨房比瓦杜西的 臥室還忙碌的女人 [03:10.72]正在談一對(duì)一的戀愛 [03:13.76]You Iovebirds.... 你們這對(duì)相思鳥 [03:19.28]How are the most beautifuI women in Manhattan? 曼哈頓最美麗的女人們好嗎? [03:20.56]If we see them, I'II ask. 如果有看到她們，我會(huì)問候 [03:23.64]Have a fun day. 祝你們玩得愉快，別讓任何 壞事發(fā)生在我的公主身上 [03:25.32]Don't Iet anything bad happen to my princess. [03:29.48]I Iove you. 我愛你 [03:34.76]God, everything is going so great. 老天，莎曼珊 一切都進(jìn)展得好順利 [03:36.76]Me, James, and his tiny penis: We're one big happy famiIy. 我、詹姆斯和他的小命根子 我們是一個(gè)快樂的大家庭 [03:40.32]After two months, desplte all hls sweetness and charm... 過了兩個(gè)月 盡管他既溫柔又有魅力 [03:44.40]...Samantha stlll hadn't qulte accepted James's shortcomlngs. 莎曼珊還是無法接受 詹姆斯的“短處” [03:51.44]When Mlranda sald, ''Get back ln the game,'' she meant lt. 當(dāng)米蘭達(dá)說“重返球場(chǎng)”時(shí) 她是認(rèn)真的 [03:52.92]Forty mlnutes and a $55 cab rlde later, we found ourselves at Yankee Stadlum. 40分鐘車程再加上55塊 車費(fèi)后，我們置身洋基球場(chǎng) [03:59.80]Who wants another? -誰還要一杯? -米蘭達(dá)是洋基隊(duì)的死忠球迷 [03:59.80]Mlranda was a fan of the Yankees. [04:02.36]I was a fan of belng able to smoke and drlnk at 2.:00 p.m. wlthout judgment. 我則愛好任何可以抽煙 [04:06.08]以及午后喝酒不受非議的地方 [04:08.48]Beer! -啤酒… -這里有賣熱可可嗎? [04:10.64]Do they have hot cocoa? 好了，準(zhǔn)備打擊，洋基隊(duì)新人 [04:11.84]Coming up to bat, the new Yankee. [04:12.44]Just up from the Minors, singIe. So cute. 剛從小聯(lián)盟升上來 單身，好可愛 [04:18.08]I can bareIy see him. Why are we sitting aII the way up here? 我根本看不到他 我們?yōu)槭裁匆谶@里? [04:22.80]It's the onIy pIace I can smoke without GiuIiani putting me away for 10 years. 因?yàn)檫@里可以讓我安心抽煙 不怕被市長驅(qū)逐出境十年 [04:26.04]These seats suck. 這椅子爛透了，熱狗也爛透了 [04:26.44]This hot dog sucks. My entire Iife sucks. [04:29.72]-我整個(gè)人生都爛透了 -你的人生并不爛 [04:31.32]Your Iife doesn't suck. You have a man who Ioves you. -你有個(gè)愛你的男人 -是，愛 [04:32.72]Love! 我想你們不了解 我情況的嚴(yán)重性 [04:34.28]I don't think you Iadies understand the seriousness of my situation. [04:39.08]How wouId you Iike to make Iove to this every night? 你愿意每晚 跟這么小的玩意兒做愛嗎? [04:42.76]Is it kosher? 干不干凈? [04:47.00]Don't make me Iaugh. It's tragic. 別逗我笑，這很可悲 [04:50.92]Can we try and get into the game for a second? 你們能不能專心看比賽? 加油，秀出你的實(shí)力來 [04:51.96]C'mon! Show us what you got. [04:55.08]Last year this guy was Mr. September. 去年這家伙當(dāng)選九月之星 [04:57.64]He hit ten home runs in nine days. 他在九天內(nèi)擊出十支全壘打… 壞球，守得好，看緊他們 [04:59.72]BaII! Good eye! [05:03.60]Way to watch them. [05:04.64]He batted .373. He drove in 47 runs. 他的打擊率是0.373 攻下47分，上壘率是… [05:07.12]His on-base percentage was .410. [05:09.00]As Mlranda went on about the new Yankee's stats... 米蘭達(dá)繼續(xù)數(shù)著那洋基新人的 輝煌戰(zhàn)績(jī)，我則回顧自己情史 [05:11.08]...I couldn't help wonderlng about my own. [05:14.04]Ten years playlng ln New York. Countless dates. 在紐約打滾十年，閱人無數(shù) 談了五次戀愛 [05:16.64]Flve real relatlonshlps. One serlous. All endlng ln break-ups. 一次很認(rèn)真，全都以分手收?qǐng)? [05:21.32]If I were a ballplayer I'd be battlng.... Whatever really bad ls. 我要是球員，我的表現(xiàn)… 真是差勁到家 [05:29.16]My God! Here it comes! -我的天 -球往這邊飛來了 [05:34.72]You got it! 你接到了… [05:40.60]Do you know what the odds of catching a fIy baII are? 你知道撿到高飛球的 機(jī)率是多少嗎? [05:41.28]I dldn't. I couldn't help wonderlng lf they were any hlgher... 不知道，但會(huì)比找到一段 持久的感情高嗎? [05:45.36]...than flndlng a relatlonshlp that would last. [05:49.64]Three lnnlngs, four beers and one shameless flash of my press pass later.... 過了三局、灌了四瓶啤酒 加上厚顏無恥使用記者通行證 [05:52.40]We walted outslde the locker room to get my ball slgned by the new Yankee. 我們?cè)诟率彝獾戎梦业那?給那洋基新人簽名 [05:57.32]Good game. -比賽很精彩 -你看到那凸起嗎? [05:57.88]Did you see that buIge? [06:01.16]He was wearing a cup. -他穿了護(hù)套(杯子) -親愛的，他的杯子滿出來了 [06:03.28]His cup runneth over. [06:11.32]It's officiaI, you're drunk. -好了，你們喝醉了 -不，我正靜靜承受痛苦 [06:14.80]I'm not drunk, I'm sedated from my pain. [06:16.20]She's aIIowed to be drunk, she's going through a break-up. 她有資格喝醉 她正經(jīng)歷失戀陣痛期 [06:21.28]抱歉，我是洋基隊(duì)死忠球迷 很抱歉打擾你 [06:21.84]Excuse me. Huge Yankee fan. [06:24.20]We don't mean to bother you but my friend caught your baII. 我朋友撿到你的球…就是她 [06:29.68]This is her. -我是她朋友 -不知道你能否簽個(gè)名 [06:32.28]I'm her friend. [06:33.20]We were wondering if you'd sign it? [06:35.88]-That fouI baII to the upper deck? -Yes. I mean.... -那界外球跑到觀眾席上方了 -對(duì)，如果不麻煩… [06:37.92]Yes. If it's not too.... [06:42.16]I'm a huge Yankees fan. I'm a Iawyer. 我是洋基隊(duì)死忠球迷 我是個(gè)律師 [06:46.72]If I don't sign it, you'II sue me? -我要是不簽，你會(huì)告我嗎? -不會(huì)，不知道我說那個(gè)干嘛 [06:48.72]No. I don't know why I said that. [06:50.40]No probIem, give me the baII. -沒問題，球給我 -球給他 [06:50.96]Give him the baII. [06:55.56]-CouId you hoId these? -Sure. 能幫我拿一下好嗎?謝謝 [06:59.20]-You a Yankees fan, too? -No, I came for the beer. -你也是洋基球迷嗎? -不是，我是為了啤酒而來 [07:03.68]I think basebaII's a IittIe duII. -我覺得棒球有點(diǎn)無聊 -是嗎?你做哪一行? [07:06.16]-What do you do? -She writes a coIumn. -她寫專欄 -性愛專欄 [07:08.16]A sex coIumn. [07:09.76]-Nothin' duII about that. -You'd be surprised. -那可不無聊 -你會(huì)大感意外 [07:13.96]-Here you go. -Thank you. -好了 -謝謝 [07:17.40]He's so cute. 他好可愛 [07:21.00]I'm gonna ask him to the DoIce & Gabbana party. 我要邀他參加杜嘉班納的派對(duì) [07:22.68]What? [07:26.48]No, reaIIy, you can't. -不，你不能… -等一下… [07:30.44]Yankee! [07:37.28]I don't know lf lt was the beer or the fact that I was holdlng hls ball. 無論是因?yàn)槠【?還是我手中正握著他的簽名球 [07:40.08]Somethlng gave me the strength to ask the new Yankee out. 忽然給了我勇氣約那球員出去 [07:44.64]No. This is not fair. 不…這太不公平了 事情不應(yīng)該這樣發(fā)展的 [07:45.76]This is not the way this is supposed to happen. [07:50.04]Why? You toId me to get back in the game. 是你叫我重返球場(chǎng)的 [07:52.20]With some baIding C.P.A. or other boring rebound guy. 沒錯(cuò)，是和一些頂上無毛的 會(huì)計(jì)師或其他乏味的家伙 [07:56.88]Nobody rebounds with the new Yankee. 沒人一重返球場(chǎng) 就釣到洋基新人 [07:60.48]Maybe I'm the new Carrie. Let's bIow this hot dog stand. 也許我是煥然一新的凱莉 走吧，我們?nèi)コ詿峁? [08:03.36]快來 [08:05.44]Samantha, Iet's go. 莎曼珊，走吧 [08:09.100]She knew lt was rlsky, but a day of watchlng blg men... 她知道這很冒險(xiǎn) 但是看著壯碩的男人 [08:13.96]...swlng thelr blg wooden bats proved to be too much for Samantha. 晃動(dòng)著他們的大木棒走來走去 莎曼珊實(shí)在難以抵擋 [08:18.76]She told herself there's no harm ln just looklng. 她告訴自己 “看一下無傷大雅” [08:33.84]Can I heIp you? 有事嗎? [08:37.64]我… [08:44.20]As my ballpark cheap beer buzz wore off... 在“棒球場(chǎng)與廉價(jià)啤酒”的 激情逐漸消退后 [08:46.68]...I began to worry about the ramlflcatlons of my day. 我開始擔(dān)心現(xiàn)實(shí)生活中 錯(cuò)綜復(fù)雜的難題 [08:49.48]Was Charlotte rlght? 夏綠蒂說對(duì)了嗎?我們應(yīng)該 緩慢、痛苦地度過失戀期? [08:52.76]Were we supposed to get over an ex ln a slow, palnful way? [08:56.80]Or should we lgnore all the bad feellngs and throw ourselves back ln the game? 還是干脆忽視痛苦 重返情場(chǎng)? [08:60.20]In a world where leavlng each other seems to be gettlng more frequent.... 在一個(gè)分手似乎變成 家常便飯的時(shí)代 [09:04.48]What are the break-up rules? 分手定律有哪些? [09:06.76]Whatever you do, man, don't cry. 無論如何，老兄，不要哭 [09:10.76]'Cause if you do get back together again, then, you're the guy that cried. 如果你們真的復(fù)合 你就是那個(gè)哭過的人 [09:14.100]Don't caII or see him 'tiI three months have passed... 三個(gè)月之內(nèi)不要打電話 或跟他見面 [09:17.60]...and you've Iost the weight you put on whiIe breaking up. 你需要這么長的時(shí)間 減掉因失戀而增加的體重 [09:21.68]Give her whatever she wants, but don't sign a motherfucking thing. 她要什么都答應(yīng) 但絕不簽任何文件 [09:26.52]Change your name, change your phone number. 把名字、電話和工作都換了 男人都是無賴 [09:28.04]Change your job. They're aII bums. [09:33.28]You got a probIem? 你們有意見嗎? [09:34.96]Frlday nlght, the Dolce & Gabbana party. 星期五晚上，杜嘉班納的派對(duì) [09:39.76]The new Yankee was 10 mlnutes late. 那洋基新人遲到十分鐘 害我晚了二十分鐘 [09:40.08]I was runnlng 20 behlnd. [09:49.60]I was reachlng for my favorlte necklace when.... 正當(dāng)我伸手拿最愛的項(xiàng)練時(shí)… [09:53.88]I thought I'd destroyed all the evldence, but there lt was. 我以為我毀滅了所有的證據(jù) 但它卻出現(xiàn)了 [09:56.96]We'd taken lt wlth a dlsposable camera... 這是用即可拍相機(jī)照的 [09:60.04]...before lt ever dawned on me that we could be dlsposable as well. 我從來沒想過 我們的感情也能用完就丟 [10:02.44]It was then and there I created my own very flrst break-up rule.: 當(dāng)下我立了第一條分手定律 [10:07.80]Destroy all plctures where he looks sexy and you look happy. 毀掉所有他看來性感 而自己顯得幸福的照片 [10:14.44]The party was a complete home run. 這派對(duì)盛大無比，所有時(shí)尚界 赫赫有名的人物都齊聚一堂 [10:17.24]All the fashlon heavy-hltters were there. [10:21.12]親愛的，快過來，保羅 [10:24.12]Charlotte was datlng Paul Erlcson... 夏綠蒂正和保羅艾瑞森約會(huì) [10:27.20]...the V.P. of a major recordlng label's classlcal and jazz dlvlslon. 他是一家大型唱片公司 古典爵士樂部門的副總裁 [10:29.64]Having a good time? -你玩得開心嗎? -他沒聽過邁爾士戴維斯的歌 [10:33.84]You won't beIieve it. This guy's never heard MiIes Davis. [10:36.00]I don't reaIIy Iike that jazz stuff. -我不太喜歡爵士樂那玩意兒 -玩意兒? [10:39.04]I'm gonna give you our Best of Mlles Davls CD. 我送你一張“戴維斯精選輯” 它將會(huì)讓你改變心意 [10:42.48]His stuff wiII change your mind. [10:43.56]His concentration and emotion in the phrasing.... 他在分句上對(duì)情感的專注 簡(jiǎn)直是出神入化 [10:45.84]It's fucking magicaI. 他英俊、聰明、體貼 和夏綠蒂非常相配 [10:49.24]He was handsome, smart, eclectlc. [10:51.16]The perfect match for Charlotte. [10:54.12]Except for one mlnor snag. -除了一個(gè)小缺點(diǎn) -邁爾士的真實(shí)… [10:54.80]The authenticity of MiIes' timbre is gonna bIow you away. [10:57.08]絕對(duì)令你折服 我是說，融合革命 [10:59.96]The fusion revoIution changed the entire concept of contemporary music. 完全顛覆了當(dāng)代音樂的概念 [11:04.76]There we were, two slngle gals out on the town wlth our ballplayers. 就這樣，我們兩個(gè)單身女子 和護(hù)花使者一起出席派對(duì) [11:20.16]What's wrong? -怎么了? -我以為我看到他了 [11:22.76]I thought I saw.... [11:24.92]-Where? -No, it wasn't him. -在哪里? -不是他 [11:28.04]Do you think he'II be here? -你認(rèn)為他會(huì)在這里嗎? -我沒想過 [11:29.12]I don't know, I hadn't thought about it. [11:33.40]Break-up rule number two.: 分手定律第二條：謊言 [11:35.16]Lle. It's a lot easler than admlttlng that's why you lnvlted the new Yankee... 這比承認(rèn) 這就是邀約那洋基球員 [11:38.88]...and why you maxed out your credlt card to buy the dress. 以及為此買新衣服 刷爆信用卡的原因容易多了 [11:43.80]When Mr. Blg never made an appearance, I declded to make the best of lt. 既然大人物始終沒出現(xiàn) 我決定善加利用這個(gè)機(jī)會(huì) [11:47.00]I actually got to know a llttle about thls new Yankee. 我對(duì)這洋基新人有點(diǎn)認(rèn)識(shí)了 他的名字叫喬 [11:48.96]Hls name was Joe. 喬，洋基隊(duì)新人，你覺得你的 第一個(gè)時(shí)尚派對(duì)如何? [11:51.00]So, Joe, the new Yankee.... [11:54.96]How'd you Iike your first fashion party? [11:56.64]It was kind of cooI. -蠻酷的，怎么了? -沒有，只是… [11:59.52]What? [12:02.12]Nothing. It's just.... [12:04.52]''Kind of cooI.'' 蠻酷的，非常簡(jiǎn)潔 [12:04.80]You're very succinct. [12:09.40]Are you making fun of me? -你在取笑我嗎? -有一點(diǎn) [12:11.68]A IittIe bit. [12:12.92]You're kind of cute. -那么…你蠻可愛的 -你也蠻可愛的 [12:15.80]You're kind of cute, too. [12:23.88]And there, ln the shadow of my lsland... 于是，在夜色籠罩之下 [12:26.36]...just four weeks out of my last relatlonshlp... 上一段戀情結(jié)束四個(gè)星期后 [12:28.84]...I let the new Yankee get to flrst base. 我讓那洋基新人上了一壘 [12:32.84]Our Saturday mornlng rltual.: coffee, eggs, and a very prlvate dlsh sesslon. 我們每周六的例行早餐會(huì) 咖啡、蛋和私密話題的討論 [12:39.68]Today our dlsh wasn't so prlvate. -今天的話題不怎么私密 -你上了第六版 [12:39.20]You're on page six. [12:44.04]''Hot Yankee Joe Stark on the town with New York coIumnist... -我的天 -性感的洋基隊(duì)球員喬史塔克 [12:46.16]''...and 'sex-pert', Carrie Bradshaw.'' 與紐約性愛專欄作家 凱莉布雷蕭一起現(xiàn)身 [12:48.16]It's a proud day for me. -真是光榮 -為那件洋裝花的錢值得了 [12:49.52]That dress just paid for itseIf. Big is gonna see this and die. [12:51.12]-大人物看到這個(gè)會(huì)氣死 -我不想他死 [12:55.32]I don't want him to die. [12:56.16]Cut the shit, it's me. You're using that Yankee. 少來了，跟我還裝蒜 你在利用那個(gè)洋基球員 [12:59.48]Everybody has got to Iook at my new PaIm PiIot. 你們一定得瞧瞧 我新的數(shù)位助理，它棒呆了 [13:02.64]-It's amazing. -This is so great. 太好了，大人物第一次見到你 便是你容光煥發(fā)和棒球員約會(huì) [13:05.12]The first time Big sees you, you Iook great and you're with the Yankee. [13:10.92]Why are we stiII taIking about him? He hurt her. 我們?yōu)槭裁催€在談他? 他傷害過她，跟我們不相干了 [13:11.48]He's out of the picture. [13:15.68]Let's taIk about something eIse, okay? -談?wù)剟e的吧 -好 [13:18.44]好 [13:26.68]I have a probIem with my boyfriend. -我男友有個(gè)小問題 -我去買單 [13:28.56]I'm gonna go get the check. [13:34.08]I don't know reaIIy quite how to say this, but he's aIways... 我不知道該怎么啟齒 他總是一直… [13:35.84]...touching his-- -摸他的… -蛋蛋，我知道，凱莉說了 [13:39.92]BaIIs. I know, Carrie toId me. [13:39.32]It freaked me out. I didn't know what the heII was going on. 這舉動(dòng)嚇壞我了，不知道下面 有什么毛病，到底怎么了? [13:43.68]I stiII don't. What is? [13:45.16]I don't know but it's constant. He can't seem to Ieave them aIone. 我不知道 他似乎無法不理睬它們 [13:50.56]He and every other guy on the pIanet. 男人總是想吸引我們注意下面 看著他們引以為豪的寶貝 [13:52.56]They aIways try to puII our attention there. [13:52.76]''Look what I got.'' 他家世良好，布朗大學(xué)畢業(yè) 為什么會(huì)有這種行為? [13:54.44]I don't get it. He's from a good famiIy. [13:57.24]He went to Brown. Why is he doing that? [13:59.48]-Does he have Iow-hangers? -Is that a patented phrase? -他下面有一對(duì)掛勾嗎? -這已成為專有名詞了嗎? [14:01.28]Sometimes they hang so Iow, they get in the way. 有時(shí)它們垂得太低還會(huì)礙事 聽說尼克諾特還因此動(dòng)手術(shù) [14:04.28]I heard Nick NoIte had a baII Iift. [14:06.16]I don't know how Iong they are. -我不知道他的多長 -慢著 [14:11.36]You've been dating for three weeks and you haven't seen his baIIs yet? 你跟他交往了三周 還沒見過他的蛋蛋? [14:15.32]Get with the program. -拜托，快點(diǎn)行動(dòng)吧 -男人怎么會(huì)這樣? [14:16.60]But why do men do this? [14:19.40]How wouId they feeI if we stood around in pubIic touching ourseIves? 如果我們公然撫摸自己 他們會(huì)作何感想? [14:23.76]They'd Iove it. -他們愛死了 -你們?cè)诹氖裁? [14:25.96]What are we taIking about? [14:26.12]CharIotte's boyfriend's baIIs. -夏綠蒂男友的睪丸 -真的? [14:29.04]SeriousIy? -它們太長了 -她只是猜測(cè) [14:30.72]-They're too Iong. -She's just guessing. [14:33.32]Okay. That's it. 夠了，到此為止，我要走了 [14:33.92]I'm out of here. [14:35.00]AII we taIk about anymore... 我們不是談大人物 就是睪丸或小命根子 [14:37.40]...is Big or baIIs or smaII dicks. [14:44.52]Why do four smart women have nothing to taIk about but boyfriends? 為什么四個(gè)聰明的女人 只有男朋友這話題可聊? [14:48.32]It's Iike seventh grade with bank accounts. What about us? 好像國中生，只不過 有工作收入，那我們呢? [14:50.72]What we think, we feeI, we know...Christ! 我們的想法、感受和見解呢? 難道永遠(yuǎn)得和男人有關(guān)? [14:56.80]Does it aIways have to be about them? [14:58.48]等你們想聊別的話題再找我吧 [14:59.72]Give me a caII when you're ready to taIk about something besides men for a change. [15:03.12]In the case of Mlranda Hobbes vs. sllly women everywhere, the verdlct was ln. 米蘭達(dá)控告笨女人一案 [15:08.68]判決揭曉，笨女人有罪 [15:09.20]Gullty as charged. [15:13.48]After breakfast, Charlotte and I went shopplng. 吃完早餐后夏綠蒂和我去逛街 [15:15.84]Break-up rule number three.: 分手定律第三條 [15:17.84]Untll emotlonally stablllzed, enter no stores. 在情緒穩(wěn)定前不進(jìn)任何商店 [15:21.40]Later, Samantha and James were about to enter the seventh lnnlng stretch. 當(dāng)晚 莎曼珊和詹姆斯準(zhǔn)備進(jìn)入 [15:25.20]第七局上下半局間 [15:27.28]When I arch my back, I want you to Iift that ass and reaIIy give it to me. 當(dāng)我拱起背時(shí) 我要你抬起臀部勇往直前 [15:33.84]Rather than qult mld-season, Samantha declded to attack her problem... 不愿在球季中途認(rèn)輸退出 莎曼珊決定對(duì)癥下藥 [15:37.84]...wlth the gusto of a seasoned coach tralnlng a rookle. 以一個(gè)經(jīng)驗(yàn)豐富教練的熱情 調(diào)教一位菜鳥 [15:38.68]Go, go, Iift. Lift that ass. 沖…臀部抬高 [15:43.68]Give it to me! 給我… [15:48.08]A good coach encourages and motlvates. 好教練會(huì)鼓勵(lì)和激發(fā)球員斗志 [15:51.32]You are so hot. 你真棒，上我吧… 你這性感猛男 [15:56.64]Fuck me. You hot stud. [16:03.40]A good coach dlsclpllnes and crltlclzes. 好教練也會(huì)責(zé)備和批評(píng) [16:04.28]No. What are you doing back there? 你在后面干嘛?快點(diǎn) [16:06.52]Let's go. 跟所有好教練一樣 她傳授歲月累積而成的經(jīng)驗(yàn) [16:08.32]And llke every good coach... [16:11.84]...she passed on the beneflts of her years of experlence. [16:12.68]Baby, I'm cIose. 好，寶貝，我快要高潮了 往前沖，滑進(jìn)我體內(nèi)，滑吧… [16:16.08]Get up here and sIide inside of me. [16:18.36]Hurry, sIide, sIide, sIide! [16:19.84]我來了 [16:24.36]Then, at the bottom of the nlnth try, wlth two balls and two strlkes. 九局下半，球數(shù)兩好兩壞 [16:28.72]The coach had no cholce, but to brlng ln a plnch hltter. 教練別無選擇 只有派代打者上場(chǎng) [16:33.08]What's that? -那是什么? -是我的電動(dòng)按摩棒 [16:35.08]It's my vibrator. [16:38.84]I thought it wouId be fun. -我想那會(huì)很好玩 -我認(rèn)為只有我們比較好玩 [16:40.32]I think just us might be more fun. [16:42.80]That's not a probIem, is it? 沒問題吧? [16:51.88]But there was no joy ln Mudvllle. 小聯(lián)盟毫無樂趣可言 莎曼珊三振出局了 [16:51.28]Mlghty Samantha had struck out. [16:59.24]But a llttle further uptown, the ball game was just gettlng started. 但在上城，球賽才剛開始 [17:04.28]I have a present for you. -我要送你一個(gè)禮物 -你不是已經(jīng)送我了 [17:05.96]I thought you just gave me one. [17:13.96]I was at Barneys today. 今天我去巴尼百貨…給你 [17:19.80]Here. [17:20.72]Charlotte had declded a posslble solutlon to her problem... 夏綠蒂?zèng)Q定問題的解決之道 [17:23.48]...mlght be as slmple as brlefs vs. boxers. 也許只在于穿三角褲 或四角褲那么簡(jiǎn)單 [17:26.04]The saIesman said that these were the very best. 店員說這個(gè)牌子最好 [17:29.44]They're Iike the Wonderbra for men. 就像男人用的魔術(shù)胸罩 可以提供睪丸很好的支撐 [17:31.72]They give good support, something about the pouch. [17:38.28]We haven't even made Iove and you're out shopping for me? 我們都還沒做愛 你就幫我買東西了，慢下來 [17:41.16]SIow down. -不，不是那樣的 -不然是怎樣? [17:42.96]It's not Iike that-- [17:43.36]It's what? [17:46.84]But Charlotte couldn't brlng herself to tell hlm the problem was foul balls. 但夏綠蒂無法告訴他 問題出在他的“界外球” [17:50.52]This is too fast. Way too fast. 進(jìn)展太快了，先是幫我買內(nèi)褲 [17:52.60]First comes the underwear, then you move in. [17:53.40]然后你便要搬過來 接著你連我聽什么音樂都要管 [17:56.56]And then the next thing I know, you hate my music. [17:60.88]And that was that. 就這樣，只交往三周 他就和她分手了 [18:01.16]He broke lt off after only three weeks. [18:06.24]Charlotte, true to form, was over hlm ln exactly a week and a half. 而夏綠蒂依照定律 一個(gè)半星期就把他忘了 [18:09.72]Whenever Mlranda was feellng stressed, she went for a long walk. 每當(dāng)米蘭達(dá)感覺壓力很大時(shí) 她便會(huì)去散步 [18:14.88]She'd lose herself ln the places and faces... 她在人來人往的街道上神游 [18:16.28]...and whatever was botherlng her would somehow llft. 任何困擾她的事便會(huì)煙消云散 [18:18.24]But today, she would have no such luck. 但今天她的運(yùn)氣沒那么好了 [18:23.80]I reaIIy thought he Iiked me. Why didn't he caII me? 我真的以為他喜歡我 他為什么不打電話給我? [18:26.28]Just when Mlranda declded she was the only woman ln New York... 正當(dāng)米蘭達(dá)認(rèn)為 自己是紐約唯一 [18:29.80]...wlth any real perspectlve on men.... 真正看清男人的女人時(shí)… [18:34.56]There he was. Erlc Asshole. 他卻出現(xiàn)了，混蛋艾瑞克 她的前任男友 [18:37.72]The former love of her llfe. [18:41.92]Walklng hand and hand wlth the woman he left her for. 和那個(gè)新歡手牽手走在一起 [18:59.32]Somewhere between playlng the Royals and the Red Sox... 在皇家隊(duì)和紅襪隊(duì)打球的空檔 [19:01.68]...the new Yankee found a mlnute to teach me some dugout pastlmes. 洋基小子教我一些 球員休息時(shí)的消遣 [19:03.96]One, two, three, toss. -一、二、三，丟 -可惡 [19:07.48]Shit. -你若學(xué)不會(huì)這招就無法繼續(xù) -拿著 [19:08.76]If you don't get this, we don't move on to spitting. [19:10.16]HoId my beer. [19:14.40]-頭擺正 -等等 [19:16.72]-Back, back, back. -Sorry. -后面… -抱歉 [19:21.96]Break-up rule number four.: 分手定律第四條 絕不停止想他，片刻也不行 [19:21.88]Never stop thlnklng about hlm even for a moment... [19:26.64]...because that's the moment he'll appear. 因?yàn)樗蜁?huì)在那一刻出現(xiàn) [19:28.92]As he made hls way through the crowd, I felt calm. 他穿過人群走過來時(shí) 我內(nèi)心平靜 [19:33.00]I had accompllshed the perfect flrst meetlng. 我們分手后的首次碰面 十分完美 [19:34.80]I looked good, I felt good, and I was wlth the new Yankee. 我光鮮亮麗、心情愉快 身旁還有一個(gè)洋基小子 [19:40.48]Surprise. -真是意外 -瞧你神采奕奕的，我一直… [19:39.84]Look at you.... [19:43.84]I've been.... [19:45.84]-How've you-- -Good, good, good. -你最近好嗎? -很好 [19:48.12]-Sorry. This is Joe Stark. -I know who he is. -天啊，抱歉，他是… -我知道，我是他的忠實(shí)球迷 [19:50.100]I'm a big fan. Good Iuck this season. -這球季祝你好運(yùn) -謝了 [19:53.80]Thanks. [19:55.40]I saw your picture in the paper. 我在報(bào)上看見你的照片 [19:60.16]You never Iooked better. 你看起來更迷人了 [20:27.88]You want another round? 你還想再來一杯嗎? [20:38.12]Some buddies are at a bar on BIeeker. 有些朋友在布利克街的酒吧 要不要去? [20:41.20]-How about it? -Sure. -好 -凱莉 [20:54.60]I'm sorry. 對(duì)不起 [20:57.88]I'm reaIIy sorry, it's not you. This is.... 真的很抱歉，這跟你無關(guān)… [21:02.60]This is reaIIy embarrassing. -真的很丟臉，我很抱歉 -沒關(guān)系 [21:05.28]-I'm sorry. I'm reaIIy embarrassed. -You're okay. [21:07.24]I don't think I'm okay. I just.... 不，我不這么認(rèn)為 我跟你接吻的時(shí)候哭出來 [21:10.44]I just cried in your mouth. [21:11.40]I just--I can't.... 我只是…我無法… [21:16.36]I'm not ready. 我只是…還沒準(zhǔn)備好 剛剛酒吧里那個(gè)男的… [21:19.64]That guy in the bar.... [21:23.88]那個(gè)穿西裝的 [21:24.16]That suit guy. [21:25.100]I better go. Sorry. -我還是走好了 -需要我送你回家嗎? [21:29.12]-You want a ride home? -No, pIease. 不，別管我了 拜托，你走吧… [21:31.52]Don't pay any more attention to me. Just go, pIease. [21:32.48]Go to that bar thing. I'm just gonna get a cab, aII right? 去找你朋友吧 我自己會(huì)攔計(jì)程車，好嗎? [21:38.56]PIease. WiII you just go? 拜托，請(qǐng)你走好嗎? [21:43.60]AII right, then I'II go. 好吧，那我走 [21:59.52]But I dldn't go home. I couldn't. 但我沒有回家，我沒辦法 我走向公共電話 [22:01.44]I went to a pay phone. 是我，聽著 [22:04.08]It's me. [22:05.28]Hi, Iisten. [22:07.48]I know things are reaIIy weird between us right now. 我知道現(xiàn)在我們之間很尷尬 但我真的需要找人說說話 [22:10.36]But I reaIIy need to taIk. [22:12.76]Can you.... 你能在15分鐘內(nèi) 來我們平時(shí)聚會(huì)的餐廳嗎? [22:15.12]WiII you meet me at our pIace in 15 minutes? [22:19.60]Okay. 好… [22:50.24]嗨 [22:57.20]I saw Big. 我看見大人物了 而我完全無力招架 [22:59.08]And I compIeteIy feII apart. [23:00.04]I know you want me to be over him-- -我知道你希望我忘了他… -我是個(gè)混球 [23:04.92]I'm a jerk. [23:04.32]That's my stuff. It's not you. 是我不對(duì)，與你無關(guān) [23:11.92]I saw Eric on the street today. 今天我在街上看見艾瑞克 結(jié)果我卻躲起來，已經(jīng)兩年了 [23:12.80]And I hid. [23:15.08]After two years. [23:18.16]I forgot how hard it is. 我忘了那有多難 你盡管慢慢來，好嗎? [23:20.92]Just take aII the time you need, okay? [23:34.56]These are coId. -薯?xiàng)l冷掉了 -那又怎樣? [23:37.44]So? [23:42.32]And flnally, the most lmportant break-up rule. 最后，最重要的分手定律是 [23:47.88]No matter who broke your heart or how long lt takes to heal... 無論是誰令你心碎 或需要多久來療傷 [23:51.76]...you'll never get through lt wlthout your frlends. 沒有朋友你絕對(duì)撐不下去

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