[00:00.00] 12.07.25 08:19:08
[00:05.00]聽(tīng)美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)(MP3+LRC)
[00:44.28]*T人行*
[00:48.12]Once upon a time, in a magical land called Manhattan, 從前在名叫曼哈頓的魔幻之地
[00:51.100]a young woman fell in love. 一個(gè)年輕女子戀愛(ài)了
[00:59.00]Charlotte and Jack locked eyes 在鼻咽癌單身漢慈善拍賣(mài)會(huì)上 夏綠蒂跟杰克看對(duì)眼
[01:01.40]at a black tie benefit for Epstein/Barr.
[01:05.92]She chased him through every disease in New York. 她在紐約的所有疾病慈善會(huì)上 追逐著他的身影
[01:07.96]They've been officially dating 色素性視網(wǎng)膜炎慈善會(huì)后 他們正式約會(huì)
[01:09.12]since retinitus pigmentosis.
[01:15.72]Jack was perfect for her. 杰克非常適合她
[01:15.16]Architect, philanthropist, and the sex was amazing. 他是建筑師,慈善家 他們之間的性無(wú)以倫比
[01:21.44]Late one night, Jack popped the inevitable question. 某天晚上 杰克丟出一個(gè)必然的問(wèn)題
[01:26.20]So... 那么…
[01:29.48]- What are your fantasies? - Oh, God. -你有什么幻想? -天啊
[01:32.28]l'd love to own my own gallery, and maybe a little cottage in Maine. 我想自己開(kāi)一間畫(huà)廊 在緬因州有棟小別墅
[01:37.96]Well, actually l meant more like screwing in an airplane bathroom 事實(shí)上我指的是 像在飛機(jī)洗手間上亂搞的幻想
[01:43.44]kind of fantasies.
[01:45.60]The closest Charlotte had ever come to getting screwed on a plane 關(guān)于飛機(jī)跟亂搞 夏綠蒂最接近的幻想
[01:50.40]was losing her luggage. 是她的行李掉了
[01:55.64]l've always wanted to do it in my parents' bed. 我一直想在我爸媽的床上做愛(ài)
[01:57.04]- Wild, l like it. - What about you? -挺狂野的,我喜歡 -你呢?
[02:03.40]- You, me, and another woman. - Come on! -你,我跟另一個(gè)女人一起做 -少來(lái)了
[02:06.100]l'm serious. 我是認(rèn)真的
[02:08.88]Charlotte, you have no idea how sexy you are, do you? 夏綠蒂 你不知道自己多性感,對(duì)吧?
[02:12.52]The idea of you touching another woman... 你撫摸另一個(gè)女人
[02:17.72]God, it makes me hard just thinking about it. 光是想我就硬了起來(lái)
[02:29.72]- Jack wants us to do a threesome. - Of course he does. Every guy does. -杰克想玩三P -當(dāng)然,每個(gè)男人都想玩三P
[02:33.52]Threesomes now are the blow job of the '90s. 三P等于是九十年代的吹簫
[02:37.72]- What was the blow job of the '80s? - Anal sex. -八十年代的吹簫是什么? -肛交
[02:41.04]Don't get pressured into it. lt's just a ploy to watch you be a lesbian. 別理他 他只是想試探你是不是同性戀
[02:44.92]- Don't knock it until you've tried it. - l had a threesome once in college. -沒(méi)做過(guò)就別亂說(shuō) -我大學(xué)時(shí)曾玩過(guò)三P
[02:48.52]l was drunk, and l woke up in someone else's bra. 當(dāng)時(shí)我喝醉了 醒來(lái)時(shí)穿著別人的胸罩
[02:52.48]Only do a threesome as the guest star - 玩三P時(shí)一定要當(dāng)來(lái)賓
[02:57.76]the girl the couple gets to come in, screw, and leave. 走進(jìn)去后搞完就離開(kāi)
[02:60.44]- The pinch hitter. - Exactly. lt's perfect. -那個(gè)代打者 -沒(méi)錯(cuò),那才是最好玩的
[03:04.12]Great sex, without wondering about your relationship. 你能享受魚(yú)水之歡 不必懷疑你跟男朋友的關(guān)系
[03:05.100]- But you don't have relationships. - Which is why l have great sex. -你沒(méi)有男朋友 -所以我做愛(ài)時(shí)很盡興
[03:09.88]- l've never done a threesome. - Because you have relationships. -我從沒(méi)玩過(guò)三P -因?yàn)槟憷显诮荒信笥?/p>
[03:12.88]- Well, l've never done a threesome. - Of course you haven't. -我永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)玩三P -當(dāng)然
[03:18.56]You in a threesome? You won't even wear a thong! 你會(huì)玩三P? 你連丁字褲都不穿的
[03:20.76]- Jack thinks l'm sexy. - He's buttering you up. -杰克說(shuō)我很性感 -他是在哄你
[03:24.60]First, you start thinking you're hot, then he brings up the threesome thing. 你得先覺(jué)得自己很性感 才會(huì)想要玩三P
[03:27.00]Boom! Suddenly you're kissing another woman while he beats off. 突然間你在吻另一個(gè)女人 他在一邊打手槍
[03:30.16]Please... 拜托
[03:32.36]Make sure the other woman isn't a friend. 另一個(gè)女人絕不能是你朋友
[03:33.36]Use somebody you meet in a bar or something. 找在酒吧或其他地方認(rèn)識(shí)的人
[03:37.44]- That's romantic. - No, l think l'd feel safer with a friend. -真浪漫 -不,我覺(jué)得跟朋友做較安全
[03:41.28]Someone l could trust, like Carrie. 跟我可以相信的人做 譬如說(shuō)凱莉
[03:43.32]Oh, gee, l'm flattered. 天啊,我受寵若驚
[03:48.00]But l'd go with someone who has a little more experience, like Sam. 但我要跟有經(jīng)驗(yàn)的人做 譬如說(shuō)莎曼珊
[03:52.84]Well, thanks. 謝謝
[03:53.04]But there is something sexy about a first-timer like Charlotte. 跟夏綠蒂這種菜鳥(niǎo)做 也挺性感的
[03:56.24]Really? 真的嗎?
[04:01.60]Oh, great, no, forget about me. 天啊,不,別理我
[04:04.36]- Oh, come on. - You know, l'd do it with you guys! -少來(lái)了 -我愿意跟你們做
[04:08.36]lt's like picking teams for dodge ball all over again. 這就像在挑躲避球的隊(duì)友
[04:12.24]Was Samantha right? Were threesomes the new sexual frontier? 莎曼珊說(shuō)得對(duì)嗎? 三P是新的性流行嗎?
[04:19.40]No question. Guys were infatuated with threesomes. 毫無(wú)疑問(wèn)地男人愛(ài)死三P了
[04:22.64]And when l started looking, they were everywhere. 我開(kāi)始認(rèn)真地去找 發(fā)現(xiàn)他們無(wú)所不在
[04:27.76]After all, our lives are built on threesomes. 畢竟在生活中無(wú)三不成禮
[04:31.60]Fat, low-fat, non-fat. First, business, economy. Moe, Larry, Curly. 全脂低脂脫脂,最初商業(yè)經(jīng)濟(jì) 摩伊、賴(lài)?yán)?、柯?/p>
[04:36.68]Maybe we were never meant to do it with only one other person. 或許我們一直都不想 只跟另一個(gè)人做
[04:38.68]Maybe threesomes were the relationship of the future. 或許三P 是未來(lái)男女關(guān)系的趨勢(shì)
[04:43.56]Meanwhile, Samantha had been starring 同時(shí)莎曼珊在大演
[04:46.40]in a show l call ''Sam Does The Married Guy''. 我稱(chēng)之為“莎曼珊 愛(ài)上有婦之夫”的戲碼
[04:50.72]- l love that you're not my wife. - l love that, too. -我愛(ài)死你不是我太太了 -我也一樣
[04:55.40]l mean, that thing you do with your hips. 我喜歡你擺動(dòng)屁股的樣子
[04:57.04]Ruth won't even get on top. 蘿絲連胸罩都不肯脫
[04:59.92]Ken was 37, a wine importer, 肯三十七歲 他是葡萄酒進(jìn)口商
[05:04.32]unhappily married to a woman who designed modular office furniture. 他的婚姻不幸福 太太是標(biāo)準(zhǔn)辦公室家具設(shè)計(jì)師
[05:08.60]This affair was the most exciting thing 這段外遇對(duì)他來(lái)說(shuō)
[05:08.96]that had happened to him since the '94 Montrachet. 是除了94年的
[05:16.64]Five hours later, Charlotte's night was just beginning. 五小時(shí)后 夏綠蒂的夜晚才剛剛開(kāi)始
[05:17.100]She and Jack had just had another fantastic date, dancing for dyslexia. 她跟杰克有個(gè)浪漫的約會(huì) 在讀寫(xiě)障礙慈善會(huì)上跳舞
[05:24.12]So, what do you think of her? 你覺(jué)得她如何?
[05:27.20]- ls she hot? - Jack! -她性感嗎? -杰克
[05:29.16]You're right. 你說(shuō)對(duì)了
[05:33.56]- Maybe she's more your taste. - Stop it. -或許她比較適合你的品味 -別說(shuō)了
[05:37.32]- Have a light? - Sorry. l don't smoke. -你有火嗎? -抱歉,我不抽煙
[05:39.92]That's a shame. 太可惜了
[05:43.68]Did you see that? She was flirting with us. 你看到?jīng)]有?她在跟我們調(diào)情
[05:48.56]She was flirting with you. 她在跟你調(diào)情
[05:51.64]Charlotte, you're such a turn-on, and you have no idea. 夏綠蒂,你很誘人 只是你并不知道
[05:54.84]You're giving off this sexual energy all the time. 你經(jīng)常散發(fā)出性魅力
[05:59.00]A vibe like you've got a fire inside you. 就像你體內(nèi)有熊熊烈火一樣
[06:02.56]She'd be crazy not to be into you. 無(wú)法跟你融為一體 她會(huì)發(fā)瘋的
[06:04.24]Who knows whether it was her vodka or her vibe, 誰(shuí)知道她是喝多了 還是她在發(fā)抖
[06:08.60]but Charlotte suddenly felt warm. 但夏綠蒂突然覺(jué)得一陣暖意
[06:12.32]- She put her hand on my leg. - So, should l ask her to join us? -她把手放在我腿上 -我該邀請(qǐng)她加入我們嗎?
[06:22.64]That night, she had an eye-opening experience. 那晚她大開(kāi)眼界
[06:52.48]Charlotte hadn't been that excited since she became a cheerleader. 夏綠蒂自從當(dāng)上啦啦隊(duì)員后 再也沒(méi)有這么興奮過(guò)
[06:59.36]What do you think your dream meant? 你覺(jué)得你的夢(mèng)有什么含意?
[07:01.12]l'm in a sandbox with Charlotte, Sam, and Carrie and they won't play with me. 我、夏綠蒂、莎曼珊跟凱莉 在沙堆里,她們不跟我玩
[07:05.40]Please, it's obvious. 拜托,這很明顯
[07:08.20]Miranda was dealing with her own nightmare. 米蘭達(dá)在處理她自己的夢(mèng)魘
[07:09.24]l know it's juvenile, but it bothers me. l'm attractive, l'm smart... 我知道那很幼稚,卻頗為困擾 我有吸引力,又聰明
[07:14.52]people should want me for a threesome. 大家都應(yīng)該想跟我玩三P
[07:16.52]So, you're saying you're attracted to your girlfriends? 你是說(shuō)你喜歡上你的女性朋友?
[07:20.60]No! But if your friends won't go down on you, who will? 不,但如果你朋友不肯跟你玩 還有誰(shuí)會(huì)跟你玩?
[07:23.96]Well, that's some dream. 那只是一個(gè)夢(mèng)
[07:25.28]lt was so real. l can't stop thinking about it. 那個(gè)夢(mèng)太逼真了 我沒(méi)辦法不想到它
[07:28.92]- And l think l enjoyed it. - That's great. -我還挺喜歡那個(gè)夢(mèng)的 -太棒了
[07:32.12]Dreams are a good way to experiment. 做夢(mèng)是很棒的實(shí)驗(yàn)方法
[07:34.72]lt's like buying a dress and keeping the tags on. 那像是買(mǎi)下一件洋裝 但不把標(biāo)簽撕掉
[07:38.28]Do you think it means l should have a threesome? 你覺(jué)得那表示我該玩三P嗎?
[07:40.28]Jack says l have a fire inside me. 杰克說(shuō)我體內(nèi)有熊熊烈火
[07:44.04]- Tell him they make a cream for that. - l'm serious! -告訴他有滅火器這種東西 -我是認(rèn)真的
[07:46.52]- Don't do it just to make Jack happy. - Maybe it would bring us closer. -別為了讓杰克快樂(lè)而那么做 -或許那么做我們會(huì)更親密
[07:53.48]Sweetie, don't you think it's weird to sleep with someone you don't know 你不覺(jué)得那很奇怪嗎?
[07:54.92]跟一個(gè)你不認(rèn)識(shí)的人睡覺(jué) 只為了跟杰克更親密?
[07:56.96]to get closer to Jack?
[07:57.40]But how well do we ever know the people we sleep with? 但我們對(duì)枕邊人又了解多少?
[08:02.32]That was Charlotte. Just when you think she's a Park Avenue Pollyanna, 夏綠蒂就是那樣,當(dāng)你覺(jué)得 她是個(gè)腦袋空空的拜金女時(shí)
[08:06.32]she'd say something so right on, you'd think she was the Dalai Lama. 她會(huì)說(shuō)出達(dá)賴(lài)?yán)锸降拿?/p>
[08:11.96]ls my hair too shiny? 我的頭發(fā)太亮了嗎?
[08:14.36]And then she'd say something else. 然后她又扯到別的地方去
[08:17.48]But the bigger question remained... 但還有一個(gè)更大的問(wèn)題
[08:18.12]if Charlotte was considering a threesome, who wasn't? 如果連夏綠蒂都想玩三P 誰(shuí)不想呢?
[08:22.44]The Village Voice had more ads for threesomes “村聲”里 尋找三P對(duì)象的廣告
[08:26.92]than for small rat-infested studios renting at $1 ,000 a month. 比月租一千塊的 小型爛工作室出租廣告還多
[08:30.40]But who answered these ads? 但誰(shuí)會(huì)回應(yīng)這些廣告呢?
[08:31.28]Wall Street honcho seeks two horny gals 華爾街老板尋找兩個(gè)好色女
[08:34.24]for a fuck-fest at my summer home. No fatties, please. 在我的避暑小屋開(kāi)性派對(duì) 胖女人勿試
[08:39.20]Sweet, suburban school teacher seeks two men to fulfill her fantasies. 甜美的郊區(qū)老師 尋找兩個(gè)男人來(lái)滿足她的幻想
[08:43.88]You be black or Hispanic. l'll be on time. 黑人或西班牙人都可 我會(huì)準(zhǔn)時(shí)到達(dá)
[08:50.04]l need your dick now. 我現(xiàn)在就要你的老二
[08:52.64]X-files fanatic twosome seeks Scully look-alike for abduction fantasy. X檔案迷夫妻為滿足綁架幻想 尋找長(zhǎng)得像史考莉的女孩
[08:58.60]Me, gorgeous with big boobs. You, a couple with class. 我是有大咪咪的美女 你們是有品味的夫妻
[09:02.88]Let's experience everything the city has. 讓我們來(lái)體驗(yàn)這個(gè)城市的一切
[09:04.88]l'm into museums, blow jobs, theatre, and golden showers. 我什么都愿意做
[09:11.56]l seemed to be the only person 我似乎是唯一
[09:14.92]who still believed in the one-on-one relationship. 仍相信一對(duì)一愛(ài)情的人
[09:14.72]Mr Big and l were doing sleep-overs. 大人物跟我會(huì)在彼此家中過(guò)夜
[09:18.88]Which one? 哪一條?
[09:22.28]This one. 這條
[09:28.20]You better be careful. l could get used to this. 你最好小心一點(diǎn) 我可能會(huì)上癮的
[09:32.52]Why is it that putting a tie around a man's neck 為什么幫男人打領(lǐng)帶
[09:34.28]is sometimes even sexier than taking it off? 有時(shí)比幫男人 解開(kāi)領(lǐng)帶還性感?
[09:38.56]What are you doing for lunch? l could swing an hour between meetings. 午休時(shí)你要做什么? 我可以溜出來(lái)一小時(shí)
[09:43.64]No, sorry. l can't. 抱歉,我沒(méi)空
[09:46.64]- l have to interview someone. - About what? -我得去跟別人面談 -談什么?
[09:51.28]Threesomes. Ever done one? 三P性游戲,你玩過(guò)嗎?
[09:54.40]Sure. Who hasn't? 當(dāng)然,誰(shuí)沒(méi)玩過(guò)?
[09:57.16]Really? With who? 真的嗎?你跟誰(shuí)?
[09:60.44]My ex-wife. 我前妻
[10:00.12]Suddenly my column was the last thing on my mind. 突然間 我將寫(xiě)專(zhuān)欄的事拋諸腦后
[10:06.88]- You were married? - Yeah, l thought l told you. -你結(jié)過(guò)婚? -是啊,我以為我告訴過(guò)你
[10:10.96]No, no, you didn't. 你沒(méi)說(shuō)過(guò)
[10:14.68]- An ex-wife, that's a new twist. - And they had wild sex, threesomes. -他有前妻,情況有了新變化 -他們性生活狂野,還玩三P
[10:19.32]We used to have wild sex, but now we have sweet sex. 年輕時(shí)我們的性生活都很狂野 但現(xiàn)在只能慢慢來(lái)
[10:21.100]- Wild beats sweet. - But he's not with her. -狂野還是比慢慢來(lái)好 -但現(xiàn)在他沒(méi)跟她在一起了
[10:24.88]Because they stopped having wild sex. 因?yàn)樗麄儾辉儆锌褚暗男陨?/p>
[10:29.56]- Ken's wife won't give him a blow job. - That didn't make me feel better! -肯的太太不肯幫他吹 -我一點(diǎn)都不感到安慰
[10:33.12]He'll never leave his wife for you. They never do. 他永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)為你離開(kāi)他太太 男人永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)那么做
[10:36.52]Thank God. Who needs the trouble? No muss, no fuss. 謝天謝地,誰(shuí)都不想惹麻煩 我不用去忍受那些事
[10:39.08]Sounds like you're selling toilet cleaner. 你說(shuō)起話來(lái) 跟廁所清潔劑推銷(xiāo)員一樣
[10:41.48]Does this color turn you on? 這個(gè)顏色能挑起你的情欲嗎?
[10:44.80]Miranda was certainly determined. 米蘭達(dá)下定決心
[10:47.68]- lt's a little bit orange. - There's only one thing left to do. -有點(diǎn)橘 -現(xiàn)在只剩一個(gè)辦法
[10:52.64]- What, leave him before he leaves me? - You kidding? Check out the ex. -在他離開(kāi)我前先離開(kāi)他? -別鬧了,去探探他前妻底細(xì)
[10:60.20]Charlotte was right. We don't really know the people we sleep with. 夏綠蒂說(shuō)得對(duì) 我們真的不了解枕邊人
[11:05.16]After all, what did l know about Mr Big? 畢竟我又了解大人物什么呢?
[11:08.16]Except he had an ex-wife named Barbara who worked in publishing. 只知道他前妻叫芭芭拉 她在出版界工作
[11:12.04]My plan was to pitch her a steamy bodice-ripping paperback. 我打算用 出羅曼史的企劃案來(lái)釣她
[11:16.72]She'd probably reject it, but l'd get five minutes face-to-face with her. 她很可能會(huì)拒絕我 但我可以跟她面對(duì)面談?wù)?/p>
[11:19.48]Carrie? 是凱莉嗎?
[11:22.28]Come right in. Barbara's ready for you. 快進(jìn)來(lái),芭芭拉已經(jīng)在等你了
[11:27.32]...Thanks, bye. Carrie Bradshaw. l am so excited. 謝謝,再見(jiàn) 凱莉布雷蕭,我真的很高興
[11:31.80]Sit down. l am a huge fan of your work. 請(qǐng)坐,我是你的超級(jí)書(shū)迷
[11:35.60]Good taste and beautiful. Could it get worse? 有品味又漂亮,她無(wú)懈可擊
[11:40.04]Special Olympics chairwoman. 特殊奧運(yùn)主席
[11:42.80]Sorry. l haven't hung it yet. So, l'm dying to hear your pitch. 抱歉,我還沒(méi)空把它掛起來(lái) 我很期待你的企劃案
[11:45.12]l never knew you were interested in writing children's books. 我不知道你對(duì)寫(xiě)童書(shū)有興趣
[11:49.88]Well, who doesn't love children's books? 誰(shuí)不喜歡童書(shū)呢?
[11:54.28]Five minutes of bodice-ripping material wasted. 羅曼史的企劃案失敗
[11:57.96]So l did what any writer would do. l pulled an idea out of my ass. 于是我做了所有作家會(huì)做的事 我開(kāi)始隨口瞎掰
[12:01.52]Well, my story is about a little girl... 故事的主角是個(gè)小女孩
[12:08.76]named Cathy. Little Cathy. 她叫做凱西
[12:10.88]-小凱西 -小凱西有何過(guò)人之處?
[12:11.16]And what makes Little Cathy special?
[12:13.64]Well, she's got these magic... 她有魔法…
[12:18.52]cigarettes. 香煙
[12:21.28]She has magic cigarettes? 她有魔法香煙?
[12:22.80]Yes, Little Cathy and her magic cigarettes. 對(duì),小凱西有魔法香煙
[12:28.64]Whenever she lights up, she can go anywhere in the world. 只要一把煙點(diǎn)燃 她想去哪里都可以
[12:32.40]You know... Arabia, New Jersey. 她可以去阿拉伯、新澤西
[12:35.20]l mean that stuff is all gonna be worked out, of course. 當(dāng)然內(nèi)容還可以改
[12:38.76]You wanna write a children's book about smoking? 你要寫(xiě)一本關(guān)于抽煙的童書(shū)?
[12:44.44]lt's a children's book for adults. 那是給大人看的童書(shū)
[12:50.12]- You are outrageous. l love it! - l thought you might. -你真是天才,我喜歡 -我就知道你會(huì)喜歡
[12:56.72]l've been dying to do something with an edge. This could be great. 我一直想做游走邊緣的題材 這本書(shū)可能會(huì)大紅大紫
[12:59.84]lt was the last straw. She was smart, beautiful, and she got me. 我受不了,她聰明漂亮 她迷倒我了
[13:03.72]l'd have to kill her. 我得殺了她
[13:07.32]Samantha was about to have a close encounter with the third kind. 莎曼珊 將跟外遇對(duì)象的太太見(jiàn)面
[13:14.80]- Oh, sorry. - l'm sorry... Ken! -抱歉 -對(duì)不起,是你啊
[13:17.04]- Sam. - You two know each other? -莎曼珊 -你們認(rèn)識(shí)?
[13:17.64]- Sure. - Not really. -沒(méi)錯(cuò) -我們不熟
[13:22.56]Ruth, this is Samantha. She bought some pinot noir from me. 蘿絲,這位是莎曼珊 她跟我買(mǎi)過(guò)葡萄酒
[13:25.08]- Sam, this is my wife, Ruth. - Hi. -莎曼珊,這位是我太太蘿絲 -你好
[13:28.00]- Hi. - OK, we should be going. See ya. -你好 -我們?cè)撟吡?,再?jiàn)
[13:32.44]That afternoon Samantha successfully screwed a guy in under two minutes. 那天下午莎曼珊不到兩分鐘 完全地?fù)艨辶艘粋€(gè)男人
[13:42.52]The more Miranda analyzed, the worse her nightmares got. 米蘭達(dá)越深入分析 就越難釋?xiě)?/p>
[13:46.68]So the four of us get into a cab, only they won't let me sit with them. 我們四個(gè)搭計(jì)程車(chē)時(shí) 她們就是不跟我坐
[13:49.16]They make me sit with the driver, 她們要我跟司機(jī)坐 他長(zhǎng)得像帕瑞吉家族的克里斯
[13:51.56]who's like Chris from The Partridge Family.
[13:55.76]You're still very upset about being sexually rejected by your friends. 你還在為朋友 不肯跟你發(fā)生性關(guān)系而難過(guò)
[13:59.72]Let me ask you something. 我要問(wèn)你一件事
[14:02.20]Would you do a threesome with me? 你愿意跟我玩三P嗎?
[14:06.64]l think we need to talk about why you're asking me. 我們得談?wù)?你為什么要問(wèn)我這個(gè)問(wèn)題
[14:12.12]That's a ''no''? 你不愿意嗎?
[14:13.44]That night, l thought l could put the whole Barbara thing out of my mind. 那晚我以為 我能忘了芭芭拉的事
[14:20.00]After all, Mr Big was with me now. 畢竟大人物現(xiàn)在跟我在一起
[14:22.48]Nibbling his ear lobes? How sweet. 你在咬他的耳垂? 真的是太棒了
[14:26.44]Let me show you how it's really done. 我來(lái)教你該怎么做才對(duì)
[14:34.20]So, l guess you can't avoid a threesome, 看來(lái)誰(shuí)都避免不了三P性關(guān)系
[14:34.68]even if it's only you in the bed, 即使現(xiàn)在躺在床上的人是你
[14:37.08]someone's always been there before you. 但在那之前 曾有人依偎在他身邊
[14:41.36]What just happened? Where'd you go? 怎么了?你要去哪里?
[14:45.92]- Preoccupied. - No kidding. About what? -我在想事情 -不會(huì)吧,你在想什么?
[14:50.92]Your ex-wife's breasts, your ex-wife's lips, your ex-wife's long legs. 你前妻的胸部、嘴唇跟長(zhǎng)腿
[14:56.16]...My column. 我在想專(zhuān)欄的事
[14:57.04]l didn't tell you l was married because it was a long time ago. 我沒(méi)告訴你我結(jié)過(guò)婚 因?yàn)槟鞘呛芫靡郧暗氖?/p>
[15:01.84]- What happened? - Alienation of affection, then divorce. -發(fā)生了什么事? -我們貌合神離,后來(lái)離婚了
[15:08.28]Let's not talk about the past, please. 別談過(guò)去的事了
[15:16.24]What Mr Big didn't realize was the past was sleeping right next to me. 大人物并不了解 我無(wú)法釋?xiě)堰^(guò)去
[15:26.16]The next day the flesh and blood Barbara asked me to lunch. 隔天芭芭拉約我吃午餐
[15:31.16]- Hi. Thanks for meeting me. - Oh, thanks for inviting me. -謝謝你趕來(lái) -謝謝你約我吃飯
[15:35.36]You changed your hair. 你換了發(fā)型
[15:38.12]Oh, thanks. 謝謝
[15:42.60]- Listen l have some news. - l'm back with Mr Big! -我有壞消息要通知你 -我跟大人物復(fù)合了
[15:44.28]The head guys didn't go for Little Cathy. 大頭們不喜歡小凱西的故事
[15:48.76]They wouldn't know a good book if it bit 'em in the ass. 就算好書(shū)送上門(mén)來(lái) 他們也不知道
[15:51.24]- Yeah, fuck 'em. - l still love the project, -對(duì)啊,別理他們 -我還是很喜歡你的企劃
[15:54.24]and at the risk of sounding like a groupie, 聽(tīng)起來(lái)或許很煽情
[15:56.80]l'd really like to become friends. 我真的很想跟你做朋友
[15:60.56]Friends? 做朋友?
[16:04.04]Two hours later, l was sleeping with the enemy. 兩小時(shí)后我跟敵人共枕
[16:06.32]- So, never married? - Once. A long time ago. -你沒(méi)過(guò)婚嗎? -很久以前結(jié)過(guò)一次
[16:09.80]- Really? What happened? - He had a wandering eye. -真的嗎?發(fā)生了什么事? -他喜歡四處偷腥
[16:14.80]lt wandered over to my best friend. 連我最好的朋友都不放過(guò)
[16:17.16]So, what about you? Are you seeing anyone? 你有男朋友嗎?
[16:23.72]No one special. 沒(méi)有
[16:26.36]For Samantha, the shit was about to hit the phone. 對(duì)莎曼珊來(lái)說(shuō) 壞消息正要傳來(lái)
[16:29.100]- Hello. - lt's over. l told my wife! -你好 -結(jié)束了,我告訴我太太了?
[16:34.60]- Who is this? - lt's Ken. -你是哪位? -我是肯
[16:36.04]- Wait. You told Ruth about us? - l'm in love with you. -你把我們的事告訴蘿絲? -我愛(ài)上你了
[16:40.24]- Now we can be together. - No, no, no, no, no, no. -現(xiàn)在我們能在一起了 -不
[16:44.52]Hang on. 等一下
[16:47.20]- Hello. - Samantha? -你好 -是莎曼珊?jiǎn)?
[16:50.40]This is Ruth Scheer... Ken's wife. 我是蘿絲辛勒,肯的太太
[16:54.08]- Yeah, l found your number. - Hang on. -我查到你的電話號(hào)碼 -等一下
[16:56.16]- Listen to me. You love your wife. - No, l'm in love with you! -聽(tīng)我說(shuō),你愛(ài)你太太 -不,我愛(ài)的是你
[17:00.72]No, no, no, no. 不
[17:03.08]Sam's no muss, no fuss affair was starting to feel very mussy. 莎曼珊不傷大雅的外遇事件 變成一場(chǎng)惡夢(mèng)
[17:09.40]- l'm back. - l don't know who you are, -說(shuō)吧 -我不知道你是誰(shuí)
[17:11.36]but Ken and l love each other very much. 肯跟我彼此相愛(ài)
[17:12.76]- Of course you do. - And we have an unshakable bond. -那是當(dāng)然的事 -我們的關(guān)系密不可分
[17:17.00]l'm going to keep this marriage together. 我一定會(huì)維持這段婚姻
[17:22.32]Good for you! Listen, Ruth this was a huge mistake. 那太好了,聽(tīng)著,蘿絲 這是個(gè)天大的錯(cuò)誤
[17:24.08]lt didn't mean anything. lt was just sex. 除了性,那不具任何意義
[17:26.16]Exactly. 沒(méi)錯(cuò)
[17:30.12]And if being sexually adventuresome will keep this marriage together, 如果性冒險(xiǎn)能維持婚姻
[17:34.72]then l am prepared to join you... 我準(zhǔn)備跟你…
[17:36.20]...with him...in bed. 還有他一同上床
[17:43.80]Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 不
[17:46.44]Samantha was a guest star. Series regular was not in her contract. 莎曼珊是特別來(lái)賓 她不喜歡當(dāng)固定班底
[17:52.12]That night at the attention deficit ball, 那晚在募款舞會(huì)中
[17:56.88]Charlotte felt free to indulge her fantasy. 夏綠蒂放縱于她的幻想中
[17:59.84]lt's amazing what some sequins on a stick can do to free up inhibitions. 很難想像一個(gè)小小的面具 能讓人完全拋去束縛
[18:05.64]Who here is your type? 誰(shuí)是你要的那一型?
[18:16.76]- Do you like peacocks? - Do you? -你喜歡孔雀嗎? -你呢?
[18:25.40]Then Charlotte did the unthinkable. 然后夏綠蒂 做了令人難以想像的事
[18:32.88]Oh, my God. Oh, my God. She winked at me. 天啊,她對(duì)我眨眼
[18:34.64]- Excellent. - l need to get out of here. -太棒了 -我得離開(kāi)這里
[18:46.56]- Hey, you OK? - Yeah, yeah, l think so. -你沒(méi)事吧? -應(yīng)該沒(méi)事
[18:52.56]- So, how'd it feel? - Weird. -你覺(jué)得如何? -怪怪的
[18:54.84]Well, l enjoyed it. 我挺喜歡的
[18:58.12]- l do have another fantasy. - What's that? -我還有一個(gè)幻想 -是什么呢?
[19:02.48]Doing it upstairs at a party. 在賓客滿堂的派對(duì)中 溜到樓上的房間做愛(ài)
[19:25.16]Can l join you? 我能加入你們嗎?
[19:27.04]She realized that this was her moment. 她明白那一刻終于來(lái)了
[19:30.40]lf she was gonna take the plunge, it was now or never. 她想放縱于情欲中 就得把握這一刻
[19:54.96]Unfortunately, it was Jack who plunged first. 不幸的是 先一頭栽進(jìn)去的人是杰克
[19:58.56]Apparently someone else's fire was stronger than Charlotte's. 看來(lái)另一個(gè)女人 比夏綠蒂更性感
[20:01.36]She was not the guest star in this fantasy. 她不是這場(chǎng)幻想的特別來(lái)賓
[20:13.36]Meanwhile, at a bar downtown... 同時(shí)在市區(qū)的酒吧中…
[20:24.92]- Miranda? - Hi. -你是米蘭達(dá)嗎? -你好
[20:25.48]What a relief. 真的是太好了
[20:28.56]Most of the women who answered our ad, well, 大部分回應(yīng)我們廣告的女人 都有點(diǎn)…
[20:34.16]you know, they were kind of... -她們丑斃了 -跟你完全不同
[20:35.12]- Butt ugly. - Oh, nothing like you.
[20:38.40]- Thanks. - We've never done this before. -謝謝 -我們從沒(méi)做過(guò)這種事
[20:42.00]lt's a huge fantasy of Mark's. l offered to do it for his 30th birthday. 這是馬克的夢(mèng)想 也是我送他的三十歲生日禮物
[20:50.08]Whatever happened to giving a nice pen? 你怎么不送他筆呢?
[20:56.92]So are you doing anything tonight? 你今晚有事嗎?
[20:60.68]Let me just be clear. You want to do a threesome with me. 我得話把說(shuō)清楚 你們想跟我玩三P
[21:06.16]lf you're busy, we understand. 如果你很忙,我們能了解
[21:07.12]l tell you what. Let me make a quick phone call, OK? 聽(tīng)我說(shuō) 我得去打通電話,好嗎?
[21:25.16]That night Miranda finally got her validation. 那晚米蘭達(dá)終于得到了肯定
[21:28.52]Her shrink had suggested she comes three times a week. 心理醫(yī)生建議她 一星期去找他三次
[21:33.96]l didn't see Mr Big for eight days. 我八天沒(méi)跟大人物見(jiàn)面
[21:35.24]- Well, that was a great meal. - Yeah, it was. -真的,還挺好吃的 -是啊
[21:42.32]Actually, the food was terrible and we were like strangers. 事實(shí)上食物爛透了 我們跟陌生人一樣
[21:45.00]What is wrong? 到底發(fā)生了什么事?
[21:47.40]Look. You tell me you have an ex-wife. 你告訴我你結(jié)過(guò)婚
[21:49.48]You tell me you guys had a three-way. Yes, l asked. 你們還玩過(guò)三P 對(duì),是我開(kāi)口問(wèn)的
[21:52.76]But you drop this bomb, but you don't give me any details. 但你丟了一顆大炸彈 卻不跟我說(shuō)個(gè)清楚
[21:55.72]You don't even tell me why you broke up. 甚至沒(méi)告訴我 你們?yōu)槭裁匆质?/p>
[21:60.12]- l cheated on her. - Yeah, l know. She told me at lunch. -我背著她偷人 -我知道,午餐時(shí)她告訴我了
[22:03.80]l know you know. She told me she told you. 我知道你已經(jīng)知道了 她告訴我她已經(jīng)跟你說(shuō)過(guò)
[22:03.72]She told you? See, that's another thing. 是她跟你說(shuō)的?還有這件事
[22:08.08]You didn't tell me that you're still talking. 你沒(méi)告訴我你們還有聯(lián)絡(luò)
[22:12.28]- l still talk to all my ex-wives. - l'm so not finding that funny. -我跟我所有的前妻都有聯(lián)絡(luò) -那一點(diǎn)都不好笑
[22:14.92]Listen, wait a minute. 等一下
[22:20.20]We had the threesome because we were both looking for someone else. 我們會(huì)玩三P 因?yàn)槲覀冊(cè)趯ふ疫m合自己的人
[22:33.36]Do you know anyone who's right for me? 你認(rèn)識(shí)任何適合我的人嗎?
[22:47.52]And then it was just the two of us. 我們言歸于好 我了解到玩三P的真正意義
[22:50.40]And l realized the real appeal of the threesome: it was easy.
[22:54.00]lt's intimacy that's the bitch. 很簡(jiǎn)單
[22:54.40]因?yàn)閮扇酥g不再親密