生活大爆炸第一季第十七集Leonard和penny正式約會

[00:04.80]******** 我的驚是Sheldon [00:06.36]No, it'S...********* 不對 應(yīng)該是 "我的名字是Sheldon" [00:09.80]******** 我的名字是Sheldon [00:14.04]What's this? 這是干嘛? [00:16.32]That's what you did. 你就這么比劃的 [00:18.28]I speak as a number of languages the gesture was part of the phrase. 我以為在很多語言中 手勢也是措辭的一部分 [00:23.88]Well, it's not. 才不是呢 [00:24.96]How am i supposed to know that? 我怎么能知道? [00:27.40]As the teacher it's your obligation to separate that from the subject matter. 作為教師 你有責(zé)任把個人理解 和學(xué)習(xí)內(nèi)容分清楚 [00:33.92]You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn mandarin. 知道嗎 你決定學(xué)漢語普通話 我特欣慰 [00:34.12]Why? 為什么? [00:36.24]Once you're fluent you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me. 等你講流利后 世上多了 十億人聽你嘮叨 我就得救了 [00:41.80]******** 梅毒 驢子 [00:43.40]You just called leonard a syphylitic donkey. 你剛才管Leonard 叫"得了性病的驢" [00:48.56]Aapologys, leonard, I'm only as good as my teacher. Leonard我向你道歉 什么樣的老師出什么樣的學(xué)生 [00:54.68]Why are you learning chinese? 你學(xué)中文干嘛? [00:55.56]I bible the restaurant has been passing the orange chicken off as tangerine chicken 我確定四川菜館把 橘子雞做成了橙子雞 [00:60.40]and i intend to confront them. 我要和他們對質(zhì) [01:03.88]I'd be more concerned with what they're passing off as chicken. 要是我 就更關(guān)心 他們把雞做成了什么 [01:10.04]- I need to use your window. - Go ahead. - 我得用一下你家的窗戶 - 別客氣 [01:13.32]Hey jerk face, you forgot your ipod. 喂 混蛋 你忘帶你的iPod了! [01:19.32]What's going on? 出什么事兒了? [01:19.84]That stupid self-centred bastard wrote about our sex life in his blog. 告訴你 那個只想著自己的混蛋 把我們的性生活寫到博客上去了 [01:28.52]Drop dead, you stupid self-centred bastard! 你滾吧 你個只考慮自己的傻X! [01:33.96]Thank you. 多謝 [01:37.40]Okay, where were we? 好的 講到哪兒啦? [01:39.76]Hell, I have a blog to find. 吼吼 我搜個博客先 [01:43.60]www.rrting.com [02:00.100]The Big Bang Theory Season01 Episode17 天才理論傳 第一季 第17集 [02:13.80]***** Penny 你還好嗎? [02:15.40]****Go away 我沒事兒 Leonard 快走吧 [02:18.60]********* 我明白分手是很痛苦的.. [02:21.52]- Go away - Okay, feel better, bye. - 快走! - 好吧 振作點兒 再見 [02:30.40]She doesn't want to talk. 她不想講話 [02:33.88]Not surprising. 這不奇怪 [02:32.08]Penny's emotional responses originate in the primitive portion of the brain, Penny的情緒反應(yīng)來源于 腦的原始結(jié)構(gòu)杏仁體 [02:36.84]while speech is centred in the more recently developed part, 而語言中樞卻位于 更近期發(fā)育起來的大腦新皮質(zhì) [02:40.92]the former can overpower the latter giving scientific credence 前者能夠輕易制服后者 [02:43.24]to the notion of being rendered speechless. "失語"現(xiàn)象就是很好的科學(xué)證明 [02:51.40]Maybe she just doesn't want to talk. 或許她只是不愿意講話 [02:58.60]Hey, look, i found an ipod. 嗨 快瞧 我撿了個iPod [03:02.96]Smashed beyond repair. 爛得修都修不好了 [03:05.16]What are you going to do with it? 你打算用它干什么? [03:05.16]What else, sell it on ebay as slightly used. 還能干什么 在ebay上賣唄 就說9成新 [03:09.12]It's penny's boy friend's, they broke up. 那是Penny男朋友的 他們分手了 [03:13.80]Apparently he posted intimate details of their relationship on his blog 因為他把兩人的私密情節(jié)整到博客上了 [03:15.52]which i cannot find anywhere. 我咋哪兒都找不到呢 [03:19.68]You know what? I'm going to go back and try talking to her again. 我要回去再試著和她講講話 [03:24.92]Good idea.Sit with her, hold her, comfort her 好主意 陪她一起坐 摟著她 安慰她 [03:26.52]and if the moment feels right, see if you can cop a feel. 時機成熟的話 看看能否贏得芳心 [03:32.88]I'm not going to do that, howard. 我才不會那么做呢 Howard [03:33.96]I'm not aware of any social conventions that requires you to intervene at all. 我不覺得有哪項社交慣例 要求你插手這事兒 [03:37.80]What about damsel in distress? 保護憂傷的少女? [03:40.56]12th century code of chivalry? Not terribly current. 12世紀的騎士年代還差不多 現(xiàn)代可沒有 [03:43.72]You'd also have to be knighted for that to apply. 再說 你也得被授予了騎士爵位 才能那么做 [03:48.88]I don't care. She's upset, I'm going over there. 我不管 她現(xiàn)在不好受 我得去看她 [03:49.100]Remember to sit on your hands a bit so they're warm. 記得坐在自己手上 要不然手又涼了 [03:55.16]I'm her friend, I'm not going to take advantage of her vulnerability. 我是她朋友 我才不會在她脆弱時占便宜 [03:59.40]You're saying if in the depths of despair she throws herr self-at you 你是說 如果她絕望至極中 整個人向你撲去 [04:03.56]and demands you take her right now, you'd walk away? 要求你馬上就地占有她 你會走開? [04:06.20]I said I'm her friend, not her gay friend. 我說我是她朋友 又不是同志朋友 [04:15.60]Hey, listen, i know you said you didn't want to talk -- 聽著 我知道你說過你不想講話 [04:17.84]i don'T. 我不想講話 [04:20.48]- Wait. - Did you say wait? - 等一下 - 等一下 你讓我等一下? [04:23.44]Toll me the truth. 跟我講實話 [04:24.48]Am i just an idiot who picks giant losers? 我是不是一個專找大衰人的白癡? [04:28.16]- No. No. - Okay. - 不 不是 - 好吧 [04:30.32]So I pick good guys but turn them into losers. 那就是說我找的是好男人 然后把他們變成了大衰人? [04:35.92]Of course not. 當然不是啦 [04:34.08]Well, got to be one or the other. Which is it? 肯定是兩種情況之一 到底是哪個? [04:45.12]I'm sorry, what were the choices again? 對不起 是哪兩個選項來著? [04:45.100]I really thought mike was different, I thought he was sensitive and smart. 我真的以為Mike不一樣 我以為他又敏感又聰明 [04:53.44]I mean, not you smart, normal nonfreaky smart. 不是你那種聰明 是正常不變態(tài)的那種聰明 [04:55.88]Yeah, no, sure. 嗯 我明白 當然 [04:57.24]He goes and has to humiliate me by writing about me on his blog 然后他就在博客上寫我 讓我丟臉 [05:01.32]so the entire world can read it. 全世界都能讀得到 [05:04.32]It's not all that easy to find. 那博客沒那么好找 [05:05.60]My friends at work found it, ***** 是嗎 我同事看到了 我姐姐看到了 [05:10.40]judging by my e-mail a number of prisonersat the michigan state penitentiary found it. 通過我的電子郵箱判斷 密歇根州立監(jiān)獄不少囚犯也看到了 [05:13.12]What exactly did this guy write? 他到底具體寫什么了? [05:15.40]Not that i need to know the details of your sex life, i just thought -- never mind. 并不是我想知道你性生活的細節(jié) 我只是想...不說了 [05:23.76]No, you know what? 沒事兒 你知道嗎? [05:24.88]Might as well read it, everybody else has. Go ahead. 你可以看 別人都看過了 別客氣 [05:28.40]I just feel so betrayed and embarrassed. 我感覺被背叛了 很尷尬 [05:31.28]Just want to crawl into a hole and die. 真想挖個洞鉆進去 死了算了 [05:39.56]Okay. Well, you know, this isn't that bad. 好啦 要知道 沒有那么糟糕啦 [05:42.28]It just paints the picture of a very affectionate woman 這僅僅描繪了一個充滿深情的女人 [05:43.92]who is open to expressing her affection in nontraditional locales. 在非傳統(tǒng)的地點 公開表達自己的愛意 [05:49.00]Oh, god. 上帝呀 [05:52.88]Elevators, parks, 電梯 公園 [05:55.60]movie theaters, out of curiosity, 電影院 好奇問一句 [05:58.84]is this subway the transportation system or subway the sandwich shop? "Subway"指的是地鐵 還是那個三明治店? [06:04.64]Sandwich shop. 三明治店 (著名連鎖) [06:08.28]Doesn't that violate the health code? 貌似這違反了健康常規(guī)吧? [06:10.48]No, at the subshop we were only making out. 不 在店里我們只是親熱一下而已 [06:13.72]Oh, okay. 哦 好吧 [06:15.52]But my point is that you have absolutely no reason to be embarrassed. 我是說 你沒有理由感覺尷尬啊 [06:21.72]Really? Do you think i'm overreacting? 真的嗎? 你覺得我反應(yīng)過度了? [06:23.64]Maybe a little. 或許有一點點 [06:23.84]I do that. I do overreact. 我就是這樣 我常反應(yīng)過度 [06:26.40]Maybe i should call mike and apologize. 或許我應(yīng)該給Mike打電話 向他道歉 [06:27.48]No, that would be underreacting. 不要 這樣反應(yīng)過弱了 [06:32.76]He did break the implied confidentiality of the bedroom and in your case the elevator, 他的確打破了臥室中應(yīng)有的含蓄與機密 在你們的故事里 [06:36.64]parks and fast-food franchise. 還包括電梯 公園和快餐店 [06:40.40]I just just say I'm done with him. 你說的對 我應(yīng)該告訴他我和他玩完了 [06:42.16]Go ahead, say it. 對 應(yīng)該 別猶豫 說吧 [06:46.60]But i never gave the man a chance to explain. 但我從沒有給過他解釋的機會 [06:48.56]What is there to explain? 有什么好解釋的? [06:49.60]It's all right here, betrayal. 一清二楚 這是背叛 [06:54.60]No, you were right the first time. 不 你一開始說對了 [06:55.20]This is a man who loves me, but in his own stupid way was trying to show people how he feels. 這男人愛我 用自己傻傻的方式 告訴別人他的感受 [07:04.80]I'm pretty sure i never said that. 我確定我沒這么說過 [07:08.64]No, you did better than that, you helped me see it on my own. 不 你做得更好 你幫我自己看清了這點 [07:10.88]Good for me. 啊 我真不錯啊 [07:13.96]Where are you going? 你要去哪兒? [07:15.96]I'm going over to mike'S. 我要去Mike那兒 [07:15.00]Leonard, thank you so much. Leonard 非常謝謝你 [07:17.64]Oh, sure. 不客氣 [07:23.84]Oh, maybe i am her gay friend. 哦 我可能真是她的同志朋友 [07:34.72]Howard, I'm going to need another mandarin lesson. Howard 我還想上堂漢語課 [07:37.92]I obviously didn't make my point. 顯然 我沒和他們講清楚 [07:42.56]If you don't like the tang reason chicken, don't order the tang reason chicken. 看在上帝的份兒上 Sheldon 你要不喜歡橘子雞 別點就是了 [07:45.36]I like the chicken I'm just not get, that chicken. 我喜歡橘子雞 他們給的不是橘子雞 [07:50.24]Can we please change the subject? 我們換個話題好嗎? [07:51.84]Sure. 好的 [07:52.04]Tell us again how you screwed up and got betty back together with her old boyfriend. 再講一次你怎么出的糗 讓Penny和她舊男友復(fù)合的吧 [07:57.52]Just roll the dice. 擲你的骰子吧 [08:05.08]Enslaved by warlocks, stay here until you roll 2, 4 or 6. 成為巫師的奴仆 擲2 4或6才能前進 [08:07.60]She was mad at him, she was done with him, the relationship was broken beyond repair 她明明生他的氣嘛 她和他玩完了 他們破鏡難圓了 [08:13.00]and i walked over there and i fixed it. 然后我插了一腳 把他們又整好了 [08:18.56]Boy, that story gets better every time you hear iT. 乖乖 這故事每次聽都更有意思 [08:20.80]Actually I thought the first two renditions were far more compelling. 其實我覺得前兩次的 版本更讓人印象深刻 [08:25.44]Previously I felt sympathy for the leonard character. 起初 我對Leonard的角色感到同情 [08:27.32]Now I just find him to be whiney and annoying. 現(xiàn)在我覺得他唧唧歪歪很煩人 [08:30.56]Eat your tangerine chicken. 吃你的橘子雞吧 [08:33.64]I'd love to, but i don't have tangerine chicken. 我倒是想 但也得有橘子雞啊 [08:39.52]Thank you so much for your stupid advice. 托你白癡建議的福! [08:49.28]Incredible. 難以置信 [08:48.92]You managed to screw up the screwup. 你連搞砸的事兒都能搞砸 [08:57.20]I'm back. 我又來了 [09:01.76]I'm sorry i yelled at you. 對不起我不該吼你的 [09:01.08]It's not your fault. 這不是你的錯 [09:05.84]What happened? 出了什么事? [09:04.72]Well, I went over to mike's to make up with him. 我去Mike家和打算他復(fù)合 [09:08.88]No, I know that part. 別說了 我知道這部分 [09:11.64]But he had already moved on perform. 但他已經(jīng)向前看了 [09:14.24]That was quick. 真夠快的 [09:14.20]That's what i said to the woman who had her legs wrapped around his neck! 我就是這么和那個用腿 圍著他脖子的女人說的! [09:22.76]Oh, penny, i am so sorry. Penny 我很抱歉 [09:25.12]How could he do that? 他怎么能這么做? [09:28.76]You know, you did throw an 80 gig ipod -- no, how can he do that? 你的確向他砸了一個80兆的iPod... 他怎么能這么做? [09:34.32]I swear to god I'm done with guys like that. 我向上帝發(fā)誓 我和這樣的男人玩完了 [09:36.48]You know macho with the perfect body and the hair and the money. 男子氣十足 完美身材和頭發(fā) 又有錢 [09:40.72]Yeah, that must get old quick. 那樣肯定老得快 [09:43.68]You know, i just once i would like to go out with someone 我希望 哪怕只有一次 能約一個 [09:48.92]who is nice and honest and who actually cares about me. 善良 誠實 真正關(guān)心我的男人出去 [09:54.36]What about me? 我怎么樣? [09:56.00]What about you what? 你什么怎么樣? [09:60.24]What about if you went out with me? 你和我出去怎么樣? [10:06.56]Are you asking me out? 你約我出去? [10:07.76]Um, yes, i am asking you out. 呃 是的 我在...約你出去 [10:16.12]I was just going off your comment about the nice guy -- 我只是聽到你對好人的形容 才聯(lián)想到... [10:19.68]No, I know.I got that. Totally. - 不 我知道 明白你的意思 完全明白 - 你知道的 我很誠實 [10:19.40]- No big deal. - Yes. - 無所謂拉 - 好的 [10:25.72]Yes what? 什么好的? [10:27.96]Yes, I will go out with you. 好的 我愿意跟你約會 [10:33.68]Really? 真的? [10:34.28]Yes. Why not? I mean, what do i have to lose? 是的 為什么不呢? 反正我又沒什么損失 [10:39.04]Yeah. That's the spirit. 嗯 有道理 [10:51.40]Show me your citrus peels. 給我看你的橘子皮 [10:52.08]********** 給我看你有幾層皮 [10:58.92]Show me your citrus peels 給我看你的橘子皮 [10:59.12]********* 給我看你有幾層皮 [11:02.08]Sheldon Sheldon [11:04.04]******* 哎呀 嚇死我了 [11:06.60]I'm sorry. 對不起 [11:09.04]Look, do you have a second? 聽著 你有時間嗎? [11:10.88]A second what? Pair of underwear? 第二個什么? 第二對內(nèi)衣褲? ("秒"和"第二"同一單詞) [11:14.52]I was just wondering if i could talk to you. 我能跟你談?wù)剢? [11:17.08]It's about leonard. 關(guān)于Leonard [11:19.28]Why me? Why not pauly or walowitz. 為什么找我? 為什么不找 Koothrappali或Walowitz [11:22.08]Raj can't talk to me unless he's drunk and walowitz is, you know, disgusting. Raj除非喝醉了才能跟我說話 而Walowitz很...討厭 [11:29.68]Yes, I suppose he is. 嗯 我想他的確是 [11:31.68]All I'm saying is you know leonard the best. 我要說的是 你最了解Leonard [11:33.84]Not necessarily. 并非如此 [11:35.40]I'm often surprised by my lack of familiarity with leonard. 我經(jīng)常驚訝于自己對Leonard的不熟悉 [11:39.60]Just the other day i discovered he not only has a loofah, he hides it. 就在那天 我發(fā)現(xiàn)他不僅有根絲瓜浴擦 還藏了起來 [11:45.28]Why do you suppose a man would be ashamed of having a loofah? 男人有根絲瓜浴擦 這有啥丟臉的? [11:47.08]I myself would like to have it sloughed off naturally. 我倒是寧愿 表皮細胞自己慢慢脫落 [11:49.08]********* 但我也不責(zé)怪那些 想加速這一進程的人啊 [11:54.64]I had no idea that despite his lactose intolerance 直到最近 我才發(fā)現(xiàn) 他盡管有乳糖不耐癥 [11:59.12]he can tolerate small amounts of low-fat ice cream. 卻能忍受小分量的低脂冰激凌 [12:01.64]*********** 還不會釋放有害氣體 我堅持認為 到了一定濃度 肯定會釋放的 [12:07.04]Leonard could come home, could we talk in my apartment? Leonard可能會回來 能到我家里談嗎? [12:12.44]We're not done? 我們還沒談完? [12:13.16]No. 沒有 [12:16.40]Why not. We're already through the looking glass anyway. 管他呢 反正都知道你要說啥了 [12:24.52]Okay. So here's the thing. 好吧 事情是這樣的 [12:25.56]I guess you're aware that leonard asked me out. 我想你知道Leonard約我出去 [12:29.20]Well, he didn't actually say anything. 他實際上什么都沒說 [12:30.92]But when he came back to the apartment he was doing a dance 但是他回公寓時 歡呼雀躍的 [12:33.36]that brought to mind the happy hippos in fantasia. 一看就知道他心花怒放 [12:36.76]Oh, that's nice. 噢 很不錯 [12:38.100]Anyhow, the thing i wanted to talk to you about is since leonard and I have become friends, 無論如何 我想跟你說的是 自從Leonard和我成為朋友 [12:43.88]I was just... want to sit down? 我只是... 要坐下么? [12:48.00]Oh, i wish it were that simple. 噢 我也希望能簡單地坐下 [12:52.24]I don't spend much time here and so I've never really chosen a place to sit. 我不怎么來這里 所以從沒認真挑過坐的地方 [12:55.36]Well, choose. 那就選唄 [12:56.52]There are a number of options, 有很多選擇 [12:59.60]and I'm really not familiar enough with the cushion densities, 我真的不是很了解坐墊的密度 [13:04.40]air flow patterns and disbursion of sunlight to make an informed choice. 氣流模式和光照強度 來做個最佳選擇 [13:06.36]Why don't you just pick one at random and then if you don't like it, 為什么不隨便挑個坐下先 如果你不喜歡 [13:10.76]you can sit somewhere else next time. 下次就可以坐別的地方 [13:10.40]No, no, that's crazy. 不 不 這太瘋狂了 [13:15.88]You go ahead and talk while i figure it out. 你繼續(xù)說 我慢慢挑 [13:20.68]Okay. Here's the thing. 好吧 事情是這樣的 [13:22.92]So I've known for a while now that leonard has had a little crush on mE. 我知道已經(jīng)有會兒功夫了 就是Leonard有點喜歡我 [13:28.92]A little crush? 有點喜歡? [13:29.96]I suppose so, in the same way a person had a little crush on helen of troy. 我想是吧 就像斯巴達王只是 有一點點喜歡特洛伊城的海倫而已 [13:29.96]典故出自 荷馬: [13:37.60]I don't really know who they are -- 我不是很知道他們是誰 [13:37.72]- That was the brother of - - Okay.Okay. - 斯巴達王是.... - 好的 我不在乎 我不在乎 好吧 [13:42.76]The point is leonard isn't the kind of guy i usually go out with. 問題是Leonard不是我通常約會的類型 [13:47.12]Leonard isn't the kind of guy anyone usually goes out with. Leonard不是任何人通常約會的類型 [13:49.76]Would you be open to rotating the couch clockwise 30? 你能接受將沙發(fā)順時針旋轉(zhuǎn)30度嗎? [13:52.68]No. What I'm saying is leonard might be different into good way. 不 我想說的是 Leonard與眾不同 [13:57.68]Obviously my usual choices have not worked out so well. 顯然我通常的選擇不怎么成功 [14:01.40]The last one worked out well for pauley, he got a free ipod. 上一次選擇對Koothrappali來說 很不錯 他撿了個免費的iPod [14:06.64]Ooh, glare. 噢 刺眼! [14:11.52]But on the other hand, if things don't go well with leonard i risk losing a really good friend. 但另一方面 如果我和Leonard進展不順利 我可能會失去一個好朋友 [14:15.52]He's the kind of guy who looks into a relationship for -- 他不是那種隨便玩玩的人 他是那種期望感情能持續(xù)... [14:19.56]i don't know, would you say light year. 不知道該怎么說 也許你會說光年 [14:22.16]Noun would say that. 我可不會這么說 [14:23.92]A light year is a unit of distance, not time. 光年是個長度單位 不是時間單位 [14:28.16]Thank you for the clarification. 謝謝你的解釋 [14:37.20]Draft. 通風(fēng)口 [14:39.80]People hear the word "year" and they think uration. 人們一聽到"年" 就以為是時間 [14:40.64]********* "英尺磅"也有同樣的問題 那是功的單位 而不是質(zhì)量單位 [14:44.72]Right. 是的 [14:45.76]Common mistake. 常見的錯誤 [14:47.24]Not the first one i've made today. 不是我今天犯的第一個 [14:51.20]Okay. 好吧 [14:53.04]I think this will be my seat. 我想這里就是我的位置 [14:55.96]Sheldon, do you have anything to say that has anything to do with what I'm talking about? Sheldon 我說的這些 你有啥要說的嗎? [15:02.00]Well, let's see. 嗯 讓我想想看 [15:02.56]We might consider shrodinger's cat. 我們可以借用下"薛定諤的貓" (關(guān)于量子理論的理想實驗) [15:07.52]Is that the woman in 2 A. 薛定諤? 是住在2A的那個女人嗎? [15:09.28]No, that's mrs. Grossinger. 不 那個是Grossinger夫人 [15:11.88]And she doesn't have a cat, it's a mexican hairless. Annoying -- 她沒有貓 有只墨西哥無毛犬 煩死人了... [15:14.28]Sheldon! Sheldon! [15:16.40]Sorry, you diverted me. 對不起 是你讓我分心的 [15:20.44]In 1935 shrodin get******* 1935年 歐文·薛定諤為了說明 哥本哈根派的量子力學(xué)解釋 [15:26.40]he proposed an experiment 他提出一個實驗 [15:25.72]where a cat is placed in a box with a sealed vial of poison 把一只貓和一瓶密封的毒藥放到盒子里 [15:29.52]that will break open tehran do. Time. 毒藥可能隨時會泄漏 [15:33.68]Since no one knows when or if the poison has been released, 沒人知道毒藥有沒有泄漏 也不知道何時泄漏 [15:35.32]until the box is opened, the cat can be thought of as both alive and dead. 那么在打開盒子之前 就可以認為貓既死了又活著 [15:48.28]I'm sorry, i don't get the point. 對不起 我搞不明白你的要點 [15:49.44]Of course you don't get it, i haven't made it yet. 你當然不明白 我還沒說要點呢 [15:54.28]You have to be psychic to get it and there's no such thing as psychic. 除非你是靈媒才聽得懂 世上沒有靈媒這玩意兒 [15:54.100]What's the point? Sheldon 要點是什么! [15:56.36]Just like the cat, your potential relationship with leonard right now 就跟薛定諤的貓一樣 現(xiàn)在你和Leonard的潛在關(guān)系 [16:02.04]can be thought of as both good and bad. 可以同時是好和不好 [16:05.04]It is only by opening the box that aisle find out which it is. 只有打開盒子你才能知道結(jié)果 [16:08.12]You're saying i should go out with leonard. 你是說我應(yīng)該跟Leonard約會 [16:11.52]No, no, no. 不 不 不 不 [16:16.88]Let me start again. In 1935... 我重新講過吧 1935年... [16:21.76]Two seats right there. 那里有2個位置 [16:25.28]******** 長壽社會 [16:29.84]******** 謝謝 [16:34.08]I think I've made a mistake. 我想我犯錯了 [16:35.24]I can see that. 看的出來 [16:36.68]Unless you're planning on running a marathon choosing both stuffing and mashed potatoes 除非你打算參加馬拉松賽跑 否則同時選擇了填餡和馬鈴薯泥 [16:41.20]is a starch-filled redundancy. 肯定會導(dǎo)致淀粉冗余 [16:44.40]No, it's about penny. 不 我是指Penny [16:44.76]A mistake involving penny. 一個包含Penny的錯誤 [16:49.92]You'll have to narrow it down. 你必須縮小范圍 [16:50.88]I don't think I can go out with her tonight. 我覺得今晚沒法跟她約會 [16:52.100]Then don'T. 那么就不要去 [16:55.44]Other people would say why not. 換別人就會問為什么 [16:57.28]Other people might be interested. 別人可能愛聽八卦唄 [17:00.16]- I'm going to talk anyway. - I assumed you would. - 我反正還是要說的 - 我想也是 [17:04.16]Now that I'm actually about to go out with penny, I'm not excited, I'm nauseous. 我總算可以和Penny約會了 但我一點都不興奮 反而感到"令人惡心" [17:10.92]Then your meal choice is appropriate. 那么你的菜選的很合適 [17:12.84]Starch reduces the amount of vomit available for violent expulsion. 淀粉可以減少涌出的嘔吐物總量 [17:16.64]Right 好吧 [17:18.68]********You said nauseous when you meant nauseated. 你還犯了個常見的語法錯誤 你說"令人惡心" 而你是想說"惡心" [17:23.48]But go on. 你繼續(xù) [17:25.96]This date is probably my one chance with penny. 這個約會可能是我和Penny在一起的唯一機會 [17:28.12]What happens if i blow it? 如果我搞砸了怎么辦? [17:30.76]Well, if we accept your premise and also accept the highly improbable assumption 好吧 我們接受你的前提 也接受這個幾乎不可能的假設(shè)-- [17:34.44]that penny is the only woman in the world for you Penny是你在這世上唯一能擁有的女人 [17:37.04]then we can logically conclude the result of kiloing it would be 那么從邏輯上進行分析 我們可以得出: 如果你搞砸了這次約會 [17:42.08]that you end up a lonely bitter old man, 就會孤老終生 也沒有后代 [17:43.32]an image of any number of evil light housekeepers from scooby-doo comes to mind. 我腦中浮現(xiàn)出里惡毒的老管家 [17:50.36]You're not help. 你這哪是幫忙啊 [17:50.100]What response on my part would bring this conversation to a speedy conclusion? 我要怎么回答 才能盡快結(jié)束這場對話? [17:56.56]Tell me whether or not to go to on this date. 告訴我要不要赴約會 [17:59.72]Shrodinger's cat. 薛定諤的貓 [18:01.80]That's brilliant. 哇喔 太聰明了 [18:05.20]You sound surprised. 你好像很驚訝 [18:11.32]******* 猴子睡在里頭 [18:29.96]Come on in. 進來吧 [18:32.24]Thank you. 謝謝 [18:35.00]You look very nice. 你很漂亮 [18:36.60]Thank you. So do you. 謝謝 你也是 [18:40.68]I made an 8 o'clock reservation. 我訂了8點鐘的桌子 [18:44.16]Okay. Great. Listen, um, maybe we should talk first. 好的 很好 聽著 呃 也許我們該先談?wù)? [18:49.84]Okay. 好的 [18:51.08]But before you say anything, have you ever heard of shrodinger's cat? 我先問問你 你聽說過薛定諤的貓嗎? [18:57.96]Actually, I've heard far too much about that cat. 實際上 薛定諤的貓 我都聽爛了 [19:02.04]Good. 很好 [19:11.12]All right. The cat's alive. Let's go to dinner. 很好 貓還活著 吃飯去吧 [19:21.28]****** 鼻涕在哪? 鼻涕? [19:22.68]********* 擤干凈鼻涕哈 快走快走 [19:24.64]********** 這不是柳丁腳踏車 [19:29.92]Crazy man, call the police. 瘋子 叫警察 [19:30.48]******** 不必打給圖書館 鼻涕在哪? [19:35.64]********** 猛牛在我床上 很多很多猛牛 [19:41.68]******* 哎呀

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