生活大爆炸第一季第十一集Sheldon感冒事件

[00:27.68]checkmate 將軍! [00:32.28]again?! 又來(lái)?! [00:32.64]Obviously,you're not well suited for three-dimensional chess. 很顯然 你不適合玩三維國(guó)際象棋 [00:36.84]Perhaps three-dimensional candy land would be more your speed. 你的水平也許只適合玩三維的"糖果樂(lè)園" [00:40.44]Just reset the board. 重新來(lái)過(guò) [00:39.68]It must be humbling to suck on so many different levels. 在各個(gè)水平上(雙關(guān)語(yǔ))技術(shù)都糟糕 肯定會(huì)感到很羞恥吧? [00:49.96]- hey,guys. - Hey. - 嘿 伙計(jì)們 - 嘿 [00:51.28]Did you get my mail? 有幫我拿郵件嗎? [00:53.40]Yeah,right here. 有 就在這里 [00:54.08]How was nebraska? 內(nèi)布拉斯加州怎么樣? [00:55.32]Well,better than north dakota. 比北達(dá)科他州要好玩 [01:03.24]I guess that joke's only funny in nebraska. 我想這個(gè)玩笑只適合內(nèi)布拉斯加州 [01:05.48]From the data at hand,you really can't draw that conclusion. 就目前掌握的資料 你不能妄下定論 [01:10.04]All you can say with absolute certainty is that that joke is not funny here. 你能確定的就是這個(gè)玩笑不適合這里 [01:20.84]Boy,it's good to be back. 回來(lái)真好 [01:23.20]How's your family? 你家人怎么樣? [01:23.28]Ugh,it was the worst trip. 噢 這是最糟糕的旅程了 [01:25.12]Everyone got sick over the weekend. 周末所有人都生病了 [01:25.84]Sick? Here we go. - 生病? - 完了 [01:29.52]What kind of sick? 哪種病? [01:32.52]Uh,the flu,I guess. 呃 我猜是流感 [01:32.28]But I don't need you to guess. 我不需要你猜 [01:34.80]I need you to know. 我需要你確認(rèn) [01:35.40]Now,when did the symptoms first appear? 什么時(shí)候開(kāi)始出現(xiàn)癥狀的? [01:37.40]- Maybe friday. - Friday. - 可能是星期五 - 星期五 [01:40.48]Was that morning or afternoon? 早上還是下午? [01:43.00]I-I don'T. 我不... [01:44.40]think,woman. Who blew their nose and when? 好好想想 女人 誰(shuí)打過(guò)噴嚏 什么時(shí)候? [01:46.12]Sheldon,relax. Sheldon 放松 [01:47.96]She doesn't have any symptoms. I'm sure she's not contagious. 她沒(méi)有任何癥狀 我相信她沒(méi)被傳染 [01:52.48]Oh,please. 噢 拜托 [01:55.92]If influenza was only contagious after symptoms appear, 如果流感是在癥狀出現(xiàn)后才開(kāi)始傳染的 [01:57.44]it would have died out thousands of years ago. 那它幾千年前就滅絕了 [01:58.76]Somewhere between tool using and cave painting, 就在人類(lèi)開(kāi)始使用工具和石洞壁畫(huà)之間 [02:02.64]homo habilou wisld have figured out how to kill the guy with the runny nose. 原始能人就會(huì)想辦法干掉流鼻涕的人 [02:05.56]Penny,you'll have to excuse sheldon. Penny 請(qǐng)?jiān)廠heldon [02:07.24]He's a bit of a germaphobe. 他有點(diǎn)潔癖外加神經(jīng)過(guò)敏 [02:08.08]Oh,it's okay.I understand. 噢 沒(méi)關(guān)系 我能理解 [02:11.00]Thanks for your consideration. Now please leave. 多謝你的體諒 現(xiàn)在請(qǐng)離開(kāi) [02:14.44]You'd better go before he starts spraying you with lysol. 在他拿出消毒劑之前 你最好還是離開(kāi) [02:17.80]Okay. Well,thank you for getting my mail. 好吧 謝謝你幫我拿郵件 [02:20.28]No problem. Welcome home. 不客氣 歡迎回來(lái) [02:29.36]what?! 干嘛?! [02:30.00]www.rrting,com [02:46.60]the big bang theory Season 1 Episode 11 天才理論傳 第一季 第11集 [03:02.40]What the hell are you doing? 你在瞎折騰什么? [03:03.88]I'm making petri dishes to grow throat cultures. 我在用皮氏培養(yǎng)皿記錄我的喉嚨變化 [03:07.04]With lime jell-o? 用酸橙果凍? [03:09.36]I need a growth medium,and someone polished off the apricot yogurt. 我需要個(gè)培養(yǎng)基 還需要個(gè)人來(lái)刮杏仁酸乳酪 [03:13.40]Here,swab my throat. 來(lái) 刮下我的喉嚨 [03:19.32]I don't think so. 沒(méi)門(mén) [03:20.36]Leonard,if m m ing to get ahead of this thing, I need to find out what's growing in my throat. Leonard 如果我要預(yù)防疾病 我必須要知道喉嚨里在長(zhǎng)些什么 [03:26.20]Sheldon,you are not sick. Sheldon 你沒(méi)有生病 [03:29.92]This is,but you are not. 這種行為很變態(tài) 但你沒(méi)有生病 [03:32.68]We have no idea what pathogen typhoid penny has introduced into our environment. 我們根本不知道Penny 把哪種傷寒病菌帶到我們的環(huán)境里 [03:38.52]For having never been to nebraska,I'm fairly certain that I have no corn-husking antibodies. 我從沒(méi)去過(guò)內(nèi)布拉斯加州 可以確定沒(méi)有那種抗體 [03:46.64]Sheldon,don't you think you're overreacting? Sheldon 你不覺(jué)自己有點(diǎn)反應(yīng)過(guò)度嗎? [03:47.36]When I'm lying comatose in a hospital relying on inferior minds to cure me, 當(dāng)我昏迷在醫(yī)院里 靠那些豬腦救命的時(shí)候 [03:50.84]these jell-o cultures and my accompanying notes will give them a fighting chance. 這些果凍培養(yǎng)基和我的字條 能幫他們指引道路 [04:01.92]I'm going back to bed. 我回去睡覺(jué)了 [04:03.76]- Wait. Put this in the bathroom. - What for? - 等等 把這個(gè)放進(jìn)浴室 - 干嘛用? [04:06.08]I need to measure my fluid intake and output to make sure my kidneys aren't shutting down. 我需要測(cè)量我的水分?jǐn)z入和排出 確保我的腎形礦脈沒(méi)有關(guān)閉 [04:11.40]I mixed pancake batter in this! 我可是在這里搗薄烤餅面糊的呀! [04:14.44]No,that measuring cup has always been for urine. 不 這個(gè)量杯一直都是用來(lái)測(cè)尿的 [04:20.92]You had time to make a label for everything in this apartment including the label maker, 你有時(shí)間給公寓里的所有東西標(biāo)標(biāo)簽 甚至連標(biāo)記筆都標(biāo)注了 [04:25.04]but you didn't have ten seconds to make one that said "urine cup"? 難道你就沒(méi)時(shí)間來(lái)標(biāo)注"尿液杯"? 哪怕10秒鐘? [04:28.96]It's right here on the bottom. 標(biāo)在杯底 [04:34.76]Huh. 哈 [04:38.92]I guess I owe the betty crocker company a letter of apology. 我想我欠"貝蒂妙廚"公司一個(gè)道歉 [04:58.88]oh,dear god. 噢 我的天啊 [05:03.60]Leonard! Leonard! [05:05.64]leonard,I'm sick! Leonard 我生病了! [05:09.76]Leonard! Leonard! [05:12.44]leonard,I'm sick! Leonard 我生病了! [05:19.16]leonard? Leonard? [05:21.48]Leonard? Leonard? [05:25.68]leonard? Leonard? [05:28.08]Leonard,my comforter fell down, and my sinuses hurt when I bend over. Leonard 我的被子掉地上了 而且我彎腰時(shí)鼻竇會(huì)痛 [05:34.56]Leonard? Leonard? [05:45.80]ow! 哎喲! [05:52.72]- Hey. - Leonard,where are you? - 嘿 - Leonard 你在哪里? [05:54.44]I'm at work. 我在工作 [05:58.68]At 6:30 in the morning? 早上6:30? [05:59.80]Yes. 是的 [06:00.60]On sunday? 星期天? [06:03.80]Yes. 是的 [06:04.00]- Why? - They asked me to come in. - 為什么? - 他們叫我過(guò)來(lái)的 [06:08.00]But I didn't hear the phone ring. 但我沒(méi)有聽(tīng)到電話鈴聲 [06:10.56]They texted me. 他們發(fā)短信給我的 [06:12.72]Well,as I predicted,I am sick. 好吧 正如我預(yù)言的 我生病了 [06:15.24]My fever has been tracking up exponentially since 2:00 A.M. 我從凌晨2點(diǎn)開(kāi)始跟蹤測(cè)試體溫 [06:20.92]And I am producing sputum at an alarming rate. 而且我的痰液劇增 [06:25.24]no kidding? 不是開(kāi)玩笑吧? [06:27.48]No,not only that,it has shifted from clear to milky green. 不是 不僅如此 痰液還從透明色變成了奶綠色 [06:32.56]All right,well,get some rest and drink plenty of fluids. 那么好好休息 多喝水 [06:36.12]What else would I drink, gases,solids,ionized plasma? 我還能喝什么? 汽油? 固體? 血漿? [06:40.64]Drink whatever you want. 喝你想喝的吧 [06:43.76]I want soup. 我想喝湯 [06:45.64]Then make soup. 那么去煮湯呀 [06:44.00]We don't have soup. 我們沒(méi)有湯 [06:47.32]I'm at work,sheldon. 我在工作 Sheldon [06:53.48]is that a dog? 是狗在叫? [06:53.52]Yes. 是的 [06:55.20]In the lab? 在實(shí)驗(yàn)室里? [06:58.48]Yes. 是的 [06:58.40]They're training dogs to operate the centrifuge 他們?cè)谟?xùn)練狗來(lái)操作離心機(jī) [07:01.48]for when they need dogs to operate the centrifuge for blind scientists. 用于...讓狗來(lái)幫盲人科學(xué)家操作離心機(jī) [07:08.64]I have to go. 我得掛了 [07:13.24]Howard,it's the phone! Howard 電話響了! [07:17.48]I know it's the phone,ma,I hear the phone! 我知道電話響了 媽 我聽(tīng)到了! [07:20.20]Well,who's calling at this ungodly hour?! 誰(shuí)這么不道德 這時(shí)候打電話過(guò)來(lái)?! [07:26.16]I don't know! 我不知道! [07:27.76]Well,ask them why they're calling at this ungodly hour! 那么問(wèn)問(wèn)看是誰(shuí)這么不道德! [07:32.56]How can I ask them when I'm talking to you?! 我正在和你說(shuō)話 你要我怎么問(wèn)呀?! [07:37.40]Hello. 你好 [07:39.00]Howard,it's leonard. Code milky green. Howard 是Leonard 代號(hào):奶綠色 [07:42.32]Dear lord,not milky green. 老天 不會(huì)吧? 奶綠色? [07:46.84]Affirmative. With fever. 已經(jīng)確認(rèn) 還有體溫 [07:47.64]- Who's on the phone?! - It's leonard! - 誰(shuí)的電話?! - 是Leonard! [07:49.76]- Why is he calling?! - Sheldon's sick! - 他打電話來(lái)干嘛?! - Sheldon生病了! [07:55.12]Were you playing with him?! 你有和他一起玩嗎?! [07:57.16]For god's sake,ma,I'm 26 years old! 天哪 老媽 我已經(jīng)26歲了! [08:02.52]Excuse me,mr.Grownup! 抱歉 "成人"先生! [08:06.92]- What do you want for breakfast?! - Chocolate milk and eggos,please! - 早餐要吃什么?! - 巧克力牛奶和雞蛋! [08:11.08]Howard,listen to me. Howard 聽(tīng)我說(shuō) [08:12.48]- Hang on. Call waiting. No,don't,don't.! - 等等 有來(lái)電 - 不 不要接 不要接! [08:16.08]hello. 你好 [08:15.48]Howard,I'm sick. Howard 我生病了 [08:23.80]Howard's sleeping. This is his mother! Howard在睡覺(jué) 我是他媽媽! [08:28.76]Why are you calling at this ungodly hour? 你干嘛這么不道德 這時(shí)候打電話過(guò)來(lái)? [08:33.12]I need soup. 我要喝湯 [08:35.64]Then call your own mother! 那就打電話給你媽媽! [08:41.96]- It was sheldon. - I tried to stop you. - 是Sheldon打來(lái)的 - 我試著阻止你的 [08:41.84]It's my own fault. 我的過(guò)失 [08:44.96]I forgot the protocol we put in place after the great ear infection of '06. 我忘了06年那次"耳朵感染"時(shí) 我們用的代號(hào)是什么了 [08:47.56]You call koothrappali. 你通知koothrappali [08:49.24]We need to find a place to lay low for the next 18 to 24 hours. 我們得找個(gè)地方躲18-24小時(shí) [08:54.04]Stand by. 等一下 [08:53.100]Ma,can my friends come over? 媽媽 我朋友能來(lái)過(guò)夜嗎? [08:56.76]I just had the carpet steamed! 我剛剛才熨了地毯! [09:02.88]That's a negatory. 不行 [09:02.96]But there's a planet of the apes marathon at the nuart today. Nuart劇院今天有的馬拉松式放映 [09:07.16]Five movies,two hours apiece. 5部電影 2小時(shí)一部 [09:09.44]it's a start. 只是道開(kāi)胃菜 [09:16.32]Homeless,crazy guy at table 18. 無(wú)家可歸的瘋子在18號(hào)桌 [09:22.72]no,just crazy. 不 只是個(gè)瘋子 [09:27.40]Sheldon,what are you doing here? Sheldon 你來(lái)這里干什么? [09:29.76]I'm sick. Thank you very much. 我生病了 真是太感謝你了 [09:34.32]How could you have gotten if from me? I'm not sick. 我怎么可能傳染給你? 我又沒(méi)生病 [09:34.00]You're a carrier. 你是個(gè)病毒攜帶者 [09:36.88]All these people here are doomed. 這里的所有人都會(huì)感染 [09:39.44]- You're doomed! - Shh! - 你們會(huì)被感染! - 噓! [09:44.16]Sheldon,what do you want? Sheldon 你要什么? [09:44.08]I want soup. 我要喝湯 [09:50.64]why didn't you? 你為什么不? [09:56.56]why didn't you just have soup at home? 為什么不在家里喝湯? [09:56.64]Penny,I have an iq of 187. Penny 我有187的智商 [10:01.56]Don't you imagine that if there were a way for me to have had soup at home, 如果我家里有湯喝 [10:02.56]I would have thought of it? 還要你提醒嗎? [10:07.56]You can have soup delivered. 你可以叫外賣(mài) [10:12.32]I did not think of that. 我沒(méi)有想到這個(gè) [10:14.36]Clelely,febrile delirium is setting in. 很明顯 發(fā)燒已經(jīng)開(kāi)始導(dǎo)致精神錯(cuò)亂 [10:18.44]Please bring me some soup while I still understand what a spoon is for. 請(qǐng)?jiān)谖疫€能辨認(rèn)調(diào)羹的用處之前 給我上道湯 [10:21.48]Okay,what kind of soup do you want? 好吧 你要什么湯? [10:23.08]Well,my mother used to make me this split pea 我媽媽以前給我做豌豆湯 [10:27.80]with little frankfurter slices and these homemade croutons. 配點(diǎn)法蘭克福香腸片和自制的烤面包片 [10:30.84]We have chicken,tortilla and potato leek. 我們有雞湯 玉米湯 羅宋湯 [10:35.32]Could I get any of those with little frankfurter slices and homemade croutons? 能給我任意一種配有法蘭克福香腸片 和自制的烤面包片的湯嗎? [10:38.72]No. 不行 [10:41.76]Then surprise me. 那給點(diǎn)驚喜我吧! [10:52.60]would you call that "moss green" or "forest green"? 你們稱(chēng)這種顏色是"苔綠"還是"森林綠"? [11:10.36]Look at this. Everyone went chimp. 瞧瞧 每個(gè)人都進(jìn)化成了黑猩猩 [11:12.76]I'd like to point out that I voted for orangutan, but you shouted me down. 我得指出 我說(shuō)了扮猩猩的 可你卻對(duì)我大吼大叫 [11:23.20]- Oh,hi,penny. - Hey,where are you? - 嗨 Penny - 嗨 你在哪兒? [11:25.04]I'm,uh,at work. 我 呃...在工作 [11:27.76]You sound funny. 你聲音很滑稽 [11:29.20]Look. I'm,uh,in a radiation suit. 我穿著輻射服 [11:34.04]What's up? 怎么了? [11:34.64]Yeah,I'm at work,too,and you'll never guess who's here infecting my entire station. 我也在工作 你絕對(duì)猜不到 誰(shuí)在這兒傳染我整個(gè)餐廳 [11:40.40]Sheldon's at the cheesecake factory. Sheldon在"酪餅餐廳" [11:41.56]Just tell him to go home. 你就叫他回家 [11:44.60]He won't leave. 他不會(huì)走的 [11:45.84]He says he's afraid he'll pass out on the bus, and someone will harvest his organs. 他說(shuō)他擔(dān)心在公車(chē)上死掉 會(huì)有人收割他的器官 [11:50.88]He's paranoid,and he's established a nest. 他有妄想癥 他都筑好巢了 [11:53.16]Can you please come get him? 你能過(guò)來(lái)帶他走嗎? [11:54.44]Uh,yeah,I'd be,I'd be happy to,penny. 好的 我...我很樂(lè)意 Penny [11:59.28]oh,my god,there's a breach in the radiation unit! 天啊 輻射服上有道裂口 [12:04.24]the whole city is in jeopardy! 整座城市都陷入危險(xiǎn)了! [12:04.60]Oh,my god! The containment vessel's melting. 哦 上帝! 核反應(yīng)堆安全殼在熔化 [12:08.28]Gotta go. Bye! 我得掛了 拜! [12:13.44]I feel really guilty. 我覺(jué)得很內(nèi)疚 [12:15.52]You did what you had to do. 你做了你該做的 [12:18.68]Take your stinking paws off my popcorn, you damn dirty ape! 你的臭手爪別碰我的爆米花 你這個(gè)該死的臭猿人 [12:26.44]Thanks for bringing me home. 謝謝你送我回家 [12:28.64]That's okay. 不客氣 [12:29.56]I didn't really need to work today. 反正我今天不是非得要上班 [12:31.16]It's not like I have rent or car payments or anything. 我又不是要急著付房租或是買(mǎi)車(chē)什么的 [12:32.20]Good,good. 好的 很好 [12:36.40]Okay,well,you feel better. 好了 看來(lái)你感覺(jué)好多了 [12:39.00]Wait. 等等 [12:41.64]Where are you going? 你去哪兒? [12:42.04]Um. home. to write some bad checks. 呃 回家 開(kāi)些糟糕的支票 [12:47.40]You're going to leave me? 你要棄我而去? [12:48.12]Hey,sheldon,you are a grown man. 嘿 Sheldon 你已經(jīng)是成年人了 [12:51.64]Haven't you ever been sick before? 你以前就沒(méi)生病過(guò)? [12:53.48]Of course,but not by myself. 當(dāng)然 但沒(méi)有就我一個(gè)人 [12:54.100]Really? Never? 真的嗎? 從沒(méi)有過(guò)? [12:56.00]Well,once,when I was 15 and spending the summer at the heidelberg institute in germany. 就一次 那時(shí)我15歲 在德國(guó)海德?tīng)柋W(xué)院過(guò)暑假 [13:04.32]Studying abroad? 出國(guó)留學(xué)? [13:04.28]No. Visiting professor. 不是 當(dāng)客座教授 [13:08.12]Anyway,the local cuisine was a little more sausage-based than I'm used to, 總之 當(dāng)?shù)氐呐腼冿L(fēng)格比我習(xí)慣中 更依賴(lài)于香腸 [13:13.48]and the result was an internal blitzkrieg, 導(dǎo)致我體內(nèi)遭到突襲 [13:16.32]with my lower intestine playing the part of czechoslovakia. 而我的下腸道扮演的就是捷克斯洛伐克 [13:19.40]And there was no one there to te caca of you? 那兒就沒(méi)有一個(gè)人照顧你? [13:22.40]No. 沒(méi)有 [13:21.68]My mom had to fly back to texas to help my dad, 我媽得飛回德州幫我爸爸 [13:24.84]because the house had slipped off the cinder blocks again. 因?yàn)榉孔拥臓t渣磚又掉下來(lái)了 [13:30.84]Again? 又? [13:31.12]It was tornado season. 當(dāng)時(shí)是颶風(fēng)季 [13:32.44]And it was an aluminum house. 而且是鋁做的房子 [13:37.44]Anyway,the housekeeper in the faculty residence didn't speak any english. 總之 學(xué)校宿舍的管理員不會(huì)說(shuō)英語(yǔ) [13:41.40]And when i finally managed to convince her I was sick, 當(dāng)我終于讓她明白我生病時(shí) [13:41.08]she said,"mochtest du eine darmspfilung? 她說(shuō)"mochtest du eine darmspfilung" [13:45.56]" What does that mean? 什么意思? [13:48.56]Based on what happened next,I assume it means,"would you like an enema? 基于后來(lái)發(fā)生的事 我猜意思是"你需要灌腸嗎?" [13:55.24]" Okay,sweetie. I'll take care of you. 好吧 親愛(ài)的 我來(lái)照顧你 [13:56.68]What do you need? 你需要些什么? [13:57.24]Well,my mom used to give me sponge baths. 我媽媽常用海綿給我洗澡 [14:10.56]Okay,ground rules: No baths, and definitely no enemas. 好吧 先定好規(guī)矩 不洗澡 也絕對(duì)不灌腸 [14:13.56]Agreed. 同意 [14:19.68]here we go. 開(kāi)始啦 [14:21.24]Ten-and-a-half hours of ape-y goodness. 十個(gè)半小時(shí)的猿生活精華之旅 [14:27.32]* Oh. 哦 [14:26.40]Damn it,my glasses. 該死 我的眼鏡呢 [14:29.40]Okay,I'm blind here,guys. Can you help me find them? 我什么都看不見(jiàn) 伙計(jì)們 能幫我找找嗎? [14:34.20]-Sorry. - Okay. - 抱歉 - 好吧 [14:39.36]found them. 找到了 [14:42.20]Oh,great. 哦 好極了 [14:41.80]I'm sorry. Don't you have a spare? 對(duì)不起 你沒(méi)備用的嗎? [14:45.00]Yeah. At home. 有 在家里 [14:46.48]Well,if you leave now, 如果你現(xiàn)在走 [14:47.60]you can be back before the gorillas rip the crap out of charlton heston. 就能趕在大猩猩 把Charlton Heston撕爛之前回來(lái) [14:49.68]Unless sheldon's there,in which case, you'll be trapped forever... 萬(wàn)一Sheldon在家 那樣你就會(huì)被永遠(yuǎn)困住 [14:51.40]...in his whiny,hyper- neurotic snot web. 陷于他喋喋不休 超級(jí)神經(jīng)質(zhì)的鼻涕漩渦 [15:03.88]Hi. Penny? 嗨 Penny? [15:04.80]Uh,I was just wondering,is sheldon still at the restaurant? 我想問(wèn)Sheldon還在餐廳嗎? [15:10.24]Okay,that was very nice of you. 好的 你真是太好了 [15:12.28]Okay,I gotta go. 好了 我得掛了 [15:12.32]Got kind of a full-blown chernobyl thing here. 這兒正變成擴(kuò)大的切爾諾貝利 (前蘇聯(lián)1986年核能大事故所在地) [15:16.40]Gotta go. Bye. 要掛了 拜 [15:18.64]He's home. I'm screwed. 他在家 我完蛋了 [15:23.32]Ten-and-a-half hours of ape-y blurriness. 十個(gè)半小時(shí)的猿生活混沌之旅 [15:27.96]How about lasik? 做激光手術(shù)怎么樣? [15:29.28]You want me to get eye surgery? 你想讓我做眼部手術(shù)? [15:30.68]Would you rather go back to the apartment and deal with sheldon, 你是愿意回公寓面對(duì)Sheldon [15:33.24]or have a stranger carve out your corneas with a laser beam? 還是愿意讓你的角膜來(lái)次陌生的 激光束開(kāi)拓之旅? [15:40.88]- Well? - I'm thinking. - 怎樣? - 我正在想 [15:43.60]Okay,nice and cozy. 好的 非常舒適 [15:45.16]Okay? I'll see you later. 好嗎? 我待會(huì)來(lái)看你 [15:49.16]Wait. 等等 [15:51.76]Will you please rub this on my chest? 你能幫我把這個(gè)擦在胸部嗎? [15:53.40]Oh,sheldon,can't you do that yourself? 哦 Sheldon 你不能自己擦嗎? [15:56.08]Vaporub makes my hands smell funny. 傷風(fēng)膏會(huì)把我手的味道弄得怪怪的 [15:60.52]- But,sheldon. - please,please,please,please,please? - 可是 Sheldon - 求你了 求你了 求你了? [16:09.76]I can't believe I'm doing this. 真不敢相信我竟然做這個(gè) [16:16.28]No,no. Counterclockwise,or my chest hair mats. 不 逆時(shí)針擦 不然我的胸毛會(huì)纏一塊兒的 [16:23.08]Sorry. 抱歉 [16:29.92]Can you sing "soft kitty"? 你能唱"軟軟凱蒂貓"嗎? [16:33.04]What? 什么? [16:34.36]My mom used to sing it to me when I was sick. 我生病時(shí)媽媽總唱給我聽(tīng) [16:35.96]- Oh,sorry,honey. I don't know it. - I'll teach you. - 抱歉 親愛(ài)的 我不知道這歌 - 我教你 [16:41.24]Soft kitty,warm kitty,little ball of fur * 軟軟凱蒂 柔柔凱蒂 一團(tuán)小毛球 * [16:48.56]happy kitty,sleepy kitty,purr,purr,purr. * 快樂(lè)凱蒂 睡睡凱蒂 喵 喵 喵 * [16:59.08]Now you. 該你了 [17:06.28]soft kitty,warm kitty. * 軟軟凱蒂 柔柔凱蒂 * [17:11.40]little ball of fur * 一團(tuán)小毛球 * [17:16.56]keep rubbing. 繼續(xù)擦 [17:18.48]Little ball of fur * 一團(tuán)小毛球 * [17:36.48]- what do you sese what do you see? - I can't - 你能看到什么東西? - 不能 [17:38.52]The living room appears to be empty. 客廳看來(lái)沒(méi)人 [17:38.80]He must be in his bedroom. 他肯定在臥室 [17:40.48]My spare glasses are in my bedroom, on my dresser,next to my bat signal. 備用眼鏡在我臥室梳妝臺(tái)上 蝙蝠俠標(biāo)志旁邊 [17:48.28]I'm not going in there. 我不去 [17:49.92]- Raj? - No way,jose. - Raj? - 沒(méi)門(mén) Jose [17:52.56]But I can't do it. I can't see anything. 但我做不到 我什么都看不見(jiàn) [17:55.00]It's all right. 沒(méi)關(guān)系 [17:54.80]Wireless minicam and bluetooth headset. 無(wú)線攝像頭和藍(lán)牙耳機(jī) [17:57.20]We'll be your eyes. 我們就是你的雙眼 [18:00.24]Fine. 好吧 [18:03.04]One more thing. 還有一件事 [18:05.64]This is a subsonic impact sensor. 這是一個(gè)次音速效果的傳感器 [18:07.100]If sheldon gets out of bed and starts to walk, 如果Sheldon下床并開(kāi)始說(shuō)話 [18:11.96]this device will register it and send a signal to the laptop. 設(shè)備會(huì)立刻記入并將信號(hào)傳到電腦 [18:13.60]At that point, 那個(gè)時(shí)候 [18:14.36]based on the geography of the apartment and the ambulatory speed of a sick sheldon, 基于房間的地理情況和 病人Sheldon的流動(dòng)速度 [18:17.64]you'll have seven seconds to get out, glasses or no glasses. 你將有七秒的時(shí)間離開(kāi) 不管有沒(méi)有眼鏡 [18:21.40]Won't my footsteps set it off? 我的腳步不會(huì)觸發(fā)它嗎? [18:22.72]No. You'll be on your hands and knees. 不會(huì) 你得靠爬的 [18:25.76]Now,you'll need to get the sensor as close as you can to sheldon's room. 現(xiàn)在 你得把傳感器放到 離Sheldon盡可能近的地方 [18:29.16]Look,how do I carry it if I'm on my hands and knees? 我用手和雙膝爬 那怎么帶著它? [18:37.48]Stay low. 壓低點(diǎn) [18:39.56]Bear lt. 前進(jìn) [18:40.08]Now keep true. 保持正前方 [18:42.24]- What? - It means "go straight. - 什么? - 意思是"筆直走" [18:43.40]" Then just say,"go straight. 那就直接說(shuō)"筆直走" [18:46.48]" You don't say,"go straight." When you're giving bearings,you say,"keep true. 當(dāng)你指引方向時(shí) 你不說(shuō)"筆直走" 而要說(shuō)"保持正前方" [18:51.72]" All right. 好吧 [18:57.40]I just hit my head. 我剛撞到頭了 [18:58.80]Because you didn't keep true. 因?yàn)槟銢](méi)有保持正前方 [19:04.04]Okay,turn right. 好吧 向右轉(zhuǎn) [19:06.56]The,the picture's breaking up. 圖像在晃 [19:09.28]Angle your head to the right. 頭的角度轉(zhuǎn)向右方 [19:12.12]Now,a little more. 再向右 [19:13.76]Little more. 再向右點(diǎn) [19:16.20]That's it. Now,just keep true. 好了 保持正前方 [19:19.48]All right,you're close enough to sheldon's room. Deploy the sensor. 好了 你離Sheldon房間夠近了 部署好傳感器 [19:25.08]Now,turn it on. 把它打開(kāi) [19:26.64]- It wasn't on? - No. - 它沒(méi)打開(kāi)? - 沒(méi)有 [19:31.28]Then why did I have to crawl? 那我干嘛要爬? [19:32.72]No, I guess you didn'T. 哦 我想你不用 [19:39.16]- Okay,it's on. - Good. - 好吧 打開(kāi)了 - 很好 [19:39.56]From this point forward, you will have to crawl. 從現(xiàn)在起 你必須要爬了 [19:46.32]I know. 我知道 [19:51.16]hang on. 等等 [19:51.12]The sensor's picking up something. Turn your head back. 傳感器捕捉到什么東西了 回頭 [19:59.04]You rat bastard. 你個(gè)混蛋 [20:02.00]Told you the sensor would work. 告訴過(guò)你傳感器有用的 [20:06.88]Hi. 嗨 [20:09.64]You deliberately stuck me with sheldon. 你故意把我和Sheldon鎖在一起 [20:11.72]Come on,I had to. You see what he's like? 拜托 我不得已 你看見(jiàn)他什么樣了? [20:12.92]Penny? Penny? [20:14.04]Penny,I'm hungry. Penny 我餓了 [20:16.36]- Uh,it's okay,sweetie. Good news! Leonard's home! - Nooo! - 好 親愛(ài)的 好消息! Leonard回來(lái)了! - 不! [20:19.32]- Here you go. Good luck. Bye. - Oh, Wait,wait. - 交給你了 祝你好運(yùn) 拜 - 哦 等等 [20:22.16]- Leonard! I'm hungry! - Wait. - Leonard! 我餓了! - 等等 [20:25.12]penny,take me with you! penny 帶我一起走! [20:32.08]leonard? Leonard? [20:37.64]I want grilled cheese. 我想要烤干酪 [20:56.08]Do you think penny will come here and take care of us? 你覺(jué)得Penny會(huì)過(guò)來(lái)照顧我們嗎? [20:60.08]I don't think penny's ever coming here again. 我認(rèn)為Penny再也不會(huì)來(lái)這兒了 [21:06.36]I'm very congested. 我尿急 [21:10.80]Yeah? So? 那又怎樣? [21:11.64]Could you go to the kitchen and get me the turkey baster labeled "mucous"? 你能去廚房把標(biāo)有"黏液"的 火雞涂油管子給我嗎? [21:19.08]If I stand,I'll vomit. 要是我站著 我就去吐 [21:24.72]Under the sink,in a tupper ware bowl. 在水槽下面的塔伯牌陶瓷碗里

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