生活大爆炸第一季第六集萬圣節(jié)舞會事件

[00:00.00] [00:09.64]Ok.************* 既然沒人愿意承認(rèn) 那就讓我來吧 [00:10.84]We ******************* 我們的彩蛋射擊技術(shù)遜斃了 [00:15.24]Oh,****** 簡直丟臉丟到家 [00:17.24]oh.come on. ***************** 勝敗乃兵家常事 [00:20.84]yes,but ********** 可也不能輸給那啥Kyle火焰隊啊 [00:25.88]I think *************** 我想我們得承認(rèn) [00:25.84]those ********* 對方手段太野蠻了 [00:31.100]No,we were annihilated by our own incompetence 不 我們的慘敗是由于自身能力的低下 [00:36.36]and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command. 以及某些人無法遵守上級指示 [00:39.64]Sheldon,let it go! Sheldon 別再計較了! [00:40.24]No,I want to talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the ck. 不行 我想說說Wolowitz射我背后的事情 [00:44.68]I shot you for good reason. 我有充分的理由 [00:46.92]You were leading us into disaster. 你正把我們引向災(zāi)難之中 [00:50.96]I was giving clear,concise orders. 我下達(dá)了簡潔且明確的命令 [00:51.80]You hid behind a tree yelling,"Get the kid in the yarmulke! 你躲在樹后面喊 "打那個戴帽子的小孩! [00:55.28]Get the kid in the yarmulke!" "打那個戴帽子的小孩!" [00:55.04]Oh,hey,guys. 嗨 你們好 [00:56.88]-Oh,hey,Penny. Hello. -Morning,ma'am. - 嗨 Penny - 早上好 女士 [00:59.64]So,how was paintball?Did you have fun? 游戲如何 好玩嗎? [01:03.12]Sure,if you consider being fragged by your own troops fun. 當(dāng)然 如果好玩是指被自己的隊員給害死的話 [01:06.56]You clear space on your calendar--there will be an inquiry. 你等著好了 我會就此事展開調(diào)查的 [01:10.36]Okay. 好吧 [01:12.64]Um,hey,I'm having a party on Saturday, 對了 我周六會舉行一場派對 [01:14.72]so if you guys are around,you should come on by. 你們有空的話 不如一起過來玩吧 [01:15.20]-A party? -Yeah. - 派對? - 是啊 [01:17.04]A... "boy-girl" party? 是...男生女生的派對? [01:22.88]Well,there will be boys and there will be girls and it is a party,so... 呃...有男生 有女生 而且是場派對 [01:26.80]It'll just be a bunch of my friends. 其實(shí)也就是朋友聚聚 [01:25.32]We'll have some beer,do a little dancing. 喝喝啤酒 跳跳舞 [01:27.20]Dancing? 跳舞? [01:30.76]Yeah,I don't know,Penny... 嗯 我不能確定 Penny... [01:30.40]The thing is,we're not... 其實(shí) 我們不太... [01:31.28]-No,we're really more of a... -No. - 我們更適合... - 不行 [01:35.80]But thanks.Thanks for thinking of us. 不過謝謝你能邀請我們 [01:38.48]Are you sure? Come on,it's Halloween. 確信嗎? 來嘛 萬圣節(jié)哦 [01:40.96]A Halloween party? 萬圣節(jié)派對? [01:40.40]As in... costumes? 化妝舞會嗎? [01:43.76]Well,yeah. 當(dāng)然了 [01:52.16]Is there a theme? 有主題嗎? [01:54.80]Um,yeah,Halloween. 呃 萬圣節(jié)咯 [01:55.64]Yes,but are the costumes random,or genre-specific? 那服裝是隨自己挑呢 還是有特定流派? [01:60.72]As usual,I'm not following. 我還是不知道你在說什么 [02:01.60]He's asking if we can come as anyone from science fiction,fantasy... 他是想問 能不能穿成科幻人物 ... [02:06.80]-Sure. -What about comic books? - 當(dāng)然 - 漫畫里的人呢? [02:09.36]-Fine. -Anime? - 當(dāng)然 - 動漫? [02:10.48]-Of course. -TV,film, - 當(dāng)然了 - 電視 電影 [02:09.80]D- and-D,manga,Greek gods,Roman gods,Norse gods-- 日本漫畫 希臘神話 羅馬神話 北歐神話 [02:13.48]Anything you want! Okay? 隨便! 你喜歡就行 [02:15.60]Any costume you want. 你想穿啥就穿啥 [02:19.08]Bye. 再見 [02:20.48]Gentlemen,to the sewing machines. 各位 向縫紉機(jī)前進(jìn)! [02:26.96] [02:34.56]The Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 06 天才理論傳 第一季 第6集 [02:48.52]I'll get it. 我來開 [03:06.64]Oh,no. 哦 不 [03:09.28]Oh,no. 哦 不 [03:12.76]Make way for the fastest man alive! 世界上速度最快的人來啦! [03:15.40]Oh,no. 哦 不 [03:17.88]See,this is why I wanted to have a costume meeting. 我都說了應(yīng)該先開會討論一下嘛 [03:20.40]We all have other costumes: We can change. 我們還有別的服裝 換一下就可以了 [03:23.24]Or we could walk right behind each other all night 或者我們可以整晚都保持一列縱隊 [03:24.60]and look like one person going really fast. 看起來就像是一個人在快速移動 [03:34.84]No,no,no. 不不不 [03:37.72]It's a boy-girl party,this flash runs solo. 這是男生女生的派對 閃電俠得單獨(dú)行動 [03:41.48]Okay,how about this? 不如這樣 [03:42.88]Nobody gets to be The Flash. 誰都不許穿成閃電俠 [03:44.92]We all change. Agreed? 全部去換掉 如何? [03:46.80]Agreed. 同意 [03:50.72]I call Frodo! 我要扮弗拉多! (電影中人物) [03:50.72]Damn! 靠! [03:59.04]Hey. 嘿 [04:01.12]Sorry I'm late,but my hammer got stuck in the door on the bus. 抱歉遲到 我的錘子被公交車門卡住了 [04:07.40]You went with Thor? 你要扮北歐神化中的雷神? [04:08.56]What,just because I'm Indian I can't be a Norse god? 怎么 印度人就不能扮北歐神祗了嗎? [04:11.80]"No,no,Raj has to be an Indian god." "不不 Raj只能演印度神仙" [04:15.44]That's racism. 這是種族歧視 [04:15.32]I mean look at Wolowitz.He's not English, Wolowitz也不是英國人 [04:17.48]but he's dressed like Peter Pan. 可是他打扮成了彼得潘 [04:21.32]Sheldon is neither sound nor light, Sheldon既不是聲波也不是光波 [04:22.32]but he's obviously the Doppler effect. 但很明顯 他穿成了多普勒效應(yīng) [04:30.92]I'm not Peter Pan. 我不是彼得潘 [04:32.76]I'm Robin Hood. 我是羅賓漢 [04:33.88]Really? 是啊? [04:34.56]Because I sawPeter Pan,and you're dressed exactly like Cathy Rigby. 我看過彼得潘 你穿的和Cathy Rigby一模一樣 (著名百老匯演員 在舞臺上飾演該角色24年之久) [04:38.60]She was a little bigger than you,but it's basically the same look,man. 她比你大了一號 不過造型完全一樣 [04:43.12]Hey,Sheldon,there's something I want to talk to you about before we go to the party. Sheldon 派對開始前我得先和你談?wù)? [04:45.52]I don't care if anybody gets it. 我不管別人懂不懂 [04:49.04]I'm going as the Doppler effect. 我就是要穿成多普勒效應(yīng) [04:50.04]-No,it's not that. -If I have to,I can demonstrate. - 我不是要說這個 - 如果有必要 我會當(dāng)場演示 [04:58.20]Terrific. 好極了 [05:01.36]this party is my first chance for Penny to see me in the context of her social group, 這次派對是Penny第一次 邀請我加入她的社交圈 [05:06.28]and I need you not to embarrass me tonight. 你今晚可不能給我難堪 [05:10.04]Well,what exactly do you mean by embarrass you? 難堪的具體定義是什么? [05:15.80]Well,for example,tonight, 比方說 今天晚上 [05:15.16]no one needs to know that my middle name is Leakey. 沒人需要知道我的中間名是Leakey [05:19.56]But there's nothing embarrassing about that. 這和難堪根本一點(diǎn)關(guān)系也沒有 [05:21.80]Your father worked with Louis Leakey, 你父親曾經(jīng)和Louis Leakey一起共事 [05:23.08]a great anthropologist. 一個偉大的人類學(xué)家 [05:26.36]It had nothing to do with your bed-wetting. 跟你尿床的事也絲毫無關(guān) [05:30.80]All m saying is that this party is the perfect opportunity for Penny 總之我的意思是 這次派對乃天賜良機(jī) [05:34.24]to see me as a member of her peer group, Penny可以把我當(dāng)成她的同伴看待 [05:34.100]a potential close friend,and perhaps more, 一個潛在的親密好友 也許還不止 [05:41.44]and I don't want to look like a dork. 我不想一副怪胎的樣子 [05:54.08]Just a heads up,fellas. 先告訴你們 各位 [05:55.16]If anyone gets lucky,I've got a dozen condoms in my quiver. 如果有人好彩 我的箭筒里準(zhǔn)備了套套 [05:58.56]Oh,hey,guys. 嗨 各位 [06:02.84]Hey. Sorry we're late. 嘿 對不起來晚了 [06:03.56]Late? 晚? [06:04.16]It's 7:05. 才7:05呢 [06:06.00]And you said the party starts at 7:00. 你說過派對7點(diǎn)開始 [06:08.76]Well,yeah,I mean,when you start a party at 7:00, 沒錯 可是如果派對定在7點(diǎn) [06:08.28]no one shows up at,you know,7:00. 沒人會7點(diǎn)就入場 [06:13.04]It's 7:05. 已經(jīng)7:05了 [06:17.56]Yes. Yes,it is. 是是 沒錯 [06:18.40]Okay. Well,um,come on in. 好吧 請進(jìn) [06:29.92]So,what,are all the girls in the bathroom? 怎么 女生全部去了洗手間嗎? [06:32.36]Probably,but in their own homes. 她們各自家里的洗手間 [06:35.72]So,what time does the costume parade start? 那個...服裝大游行幾時開始? [06:37.72]The parade? 游行? [06:40.00]Yeah,so the judges can give out the prizes for best costume. 對啊 這樣評委可以給最佳造型頒獎 [06:43.56]You know,most frightening,most authentic, 比如最嚇人獎 最逼真獎 [06:45.12]most accurate visualization of a scientific principal. 科學(xué)原理演示之最佳視覺效果獎 [06:49.00]Oh,Sheldon,I'm sorry, 真抱歉 Sheldon [06:52.36]but there aren't going to be any parades 沒有什么大游行 [06:54.88]or judges or prizes. 也沒有評委和獎品 [06:58.92]This party is just going to suck. 這派對一定很無聊 [06:60.56]No! Come on,it's going to be fun, 不會啦 很好玩的 [07:02.32]and you all look great. 你們看起來都棒極了 [07:03.52]I mean,look at you,Thor, 你是雷神 [07:03.96]and,oh,Peter Pan. 還有彼得潘 [07:06.64]That's so cute. 很可愛 [07:09.60]-Actually,Penny,he's Robin Hood. -I'm Peter Pan. - Penny 其實(shí)他是羅賓漢 - 我是彼得潘 [07:13.32]And I got a handful of pixie dust with your name on it. 我手里還有一堆妖精粉 寫著你的名字呢 [07:18.56]No,you don't. 你才沒有 [07:21.12]Uh,hey,what's Sheldon supposed to be? 呃 Sheldon穿的是什么? [07:21.48]Oh,he's the Doppler effect. 哦 他那是多普勒效應(yīng) [07:24.84]Yes. It's the apparent change in the frequency of a wave 當(dāng)聲源和觀察者之間的距離發(fā)生變化時 [07:27.24]caused by relative motion between the source of the wave and the observer. 波動的頻率也會發(fā)生明顯變化 [07:32.08]Oh,sure,I see it now. 哦 我懂了 [07:36.16]The Doppler effect. 多普勒效應(yīng)嘛 [07:38.60]All right,I got to shower. 好的 我得去洗澡了 [07:39.52]You guys,um,make yourselves comfortable. 你們自便吧 [07:40.08]Okay. 好的 [07:44.40]See? 瞧見沒? [07:44.60]People get it. 人們能懂 [07:60.60]By Odin's beard,this is good Chex mix. 以奧丁(北歐神話中的主神)的名義起誓 實(shí)在太好吃了 [08:03.76]No,thanks. Peanuts. 不用了 我對花生過敏 [08:04.00]I can't afford to swell up in these tights. 這身緊身衣可沒法讓我腫脹 [08:07.48]I'm confused. 我搞不懂 [08:10.04]If there's no costume parade,what are we doing here? 如果沒有游行 我們來這干嗎? [08:12.44]We're socializing,meeting new people. 參與社交活動啊 認(rèn)識新朋友 [08:16.72]Telepathically? 靠傳心術(shù)嗎? [08:18.12]Oh,hey,when did you get here? 嗨 你們什么時候來的? [08:22.88]Hi. 嗨 [08:23.80]Penny is wearing the worst Catwoman costume I've ever seen. Penny的貓女裝是我見過最差的一套 [08:26.36]And that includes Halle Berry's. 比哈里·貝瑞還差 (她曾因一片勇奪金酸梅最差女主角) [08:29.80]She's not Catwoman. She's just a generic cat. 她不是貓女 只是一只普通的貓 [08:32.52]And that's the kind of sloppy costuming 正是由于競爭機(jī)制的缺乏 [08:34.28]which results from a lack of rules and competion. 才會導(dǎo)致這種三流造型的出現(xiàn) [08:38.72]Hey,guys,check out the sexy nurse. 嘿 快瞧那個性感小護(hù)士 [08:42.60]I believe it's time for me to turn my head and cough. 是時候咳嗽裝病了 [08:46.12]What is your move? 你準(zhǔn)備怎么做? [08:47.80]I'm going to use the mirror technique. 用照鏡子那招 [08:50.68]She brushes her hair back,I brush my hair back... 她撥她的頭發(fā) 我就撥我的 [08:52.68]She shrugs,I shrug. 她聳肩 我也聳肩 [08:53.76]Subconsciously she's thinking,"We're in sync. We belong together." 她下意識里就會覺得 我們心有靈犀 注定是一對 [08:56.88]Where do you get this stuff? 你哪學(xué)來的這一套? [08:60.56]You know,psychology journals,Internet research, 心理學(xué)期刊 網(wǎng)絡(luò)調(diào)查 [09:03.32]and there's this great show on VH-1 about how to pick up girls. 電視上也有教如何追求MM [09:08.36]Oh,if only I had his confidence. 我有他那么自信就好了 [09:10.84]I have such difficulty speaking to women,or around women... 我不知道怎么和女生說話 或者當(dāng)著女生的面說話... [09:14.92]or at times even effeminate men. 甚至是和娘娘腔說話 有時也有點(diǎn)困難 [09:19.52]If that's a working stethoscope, 如果那個聽診器能正常使用 [09:20.12]maybe you'd like to hear my heart skip a beat? 不如你來測測我的心跳吧? [09:26.32]No,thanks. 不用了 [09:25.48]No,seriously,you can.I have transient idiopathic arrhythmia. 我說真的 我有瞬間自發(fā)性心律失常 [09:36.60]I want to get to know Penny's friends, 我想去認(rèn)識Penny的朋友們 [09:37.16]I just don't know how to talk to these people. 但我不知道該怎么和他們交談 [09:43.68]Well,I actually might be able to help. 這點(diǎn)上 我也許可以幫到你 [09:44.76]How so? 怎么說? [09:46.08]Like Jane Goodall observing the apes, 就像Jane Goodall觀察黑猩猩一樣 (英國科學(xué)家 以對黑猩猩的研究聞名世界) [09:50.04]I initially saw their interactions as confusing and unstructured. 起初他們之間的互動是混亂且無組織性的 [09:52.72]But patterns emerge. 但漸漸有模式可循 [09:55.56]They have their own language,if you will. 他們有自己獨(dú)特的語言 [09:57.64]Go on. 繼續(xù) [09:60.88]Well,it seems that the newcomer approaches the existing group with the greeting, 新來的人在接近現(xiàn)有的小團(tuán)體時會說 [10:03.28]"How wasted am I?" "我看起來喝醉了嗎?" [10:07.88]Which is met with an approving chorus of "Dude." 然后對方會回應(yīng)"老兄..." [10:10.96]Then what happens? 然后呢? [10:13.56]That's as far as I've gotten. 我只研究到這個階段 [10:16.56]This is ridiculous. 真是荒謬 [10:16.56]I'm jumping in. 我準(zhǔn)備上了 [10:18.76]Good luck. 祝你好運(yùn) [10:19.32]No,you're coming with me. 不 你跟我一起 [10:19.08]Oh,I hardly think so. 我看沒這必要 [10:22.64]Oh,come on. 來嘛 [10:25.80]Aren't you afraid I'll embarrass you? 你不怕我給你難堪? [10:26.80]Yes; but I need a wing man. 怕 可我需要一個副手 (wingman:原意指護(hù)航的飛機(jī)) [10:28.28]All right,but if we're going to use flight metaphors, 好吧 可是如果要拿飛行來做比喻的話 [10:31.04]I'm much more suited to being the guy 我更適合聯(lián)邦航空局里 [10:34.56]from the FAA analyzing wreckage. 那個事故調(diào)查員的角色 [10:40.16]Hi. 嗨 [10:40.44]Hi. Hello. - 嗨 - 你好 [10:40.92]So what are you supposed to be? 你這身是扮誰? [10:42.88]Me? I'll give you a hint. 我? 我給點(diǎn)提示 [10:51.00]A choo-choo train? 火車? [10:52.24]Close! 接近了! [10:56.20]A brain damaged choo-choo train? 一列腦震蕩的火車? [11:01.92]How wasted am I? 我看起來喝醉了嗎? [11:13.16]I still don't get it. 我還是不懂 [11:13.16]I'm the Doppler effect. 我是多普勒效應(yīng) [11:15.00]Okay,if that's some sort of learning disability, 如果那是指一種"學(xué)習(xí)無能" [11:17.68]I think it's very insensitive. 那么你也模仿得太爛了 [11:23.96]Why don't you just tell people you're a zebra? 直接告訴人家 你是斑馬不就省事了? [11:25.56]Well,why don't you just tell people you're one of the seven dwarves? 那你怎么不告訴人家你是 七個小矮人之一? [11:29.40]Because I'm Frodo. 因為我是弗拉多 [11:31.28]Yes,well,I'm the Doppler effect. 沒錯 我是多普勒效應(yīng) [11:35.52]-Oh,no. -What? - 不會吧 - 怎么了? [11:35.80]That's Penny's ex-boyfriend. 那是Penny的前男友 [11:37.68]What do you suppose he's doing here? 他來這里干嗎? [11:39.48]Besides disrupting the local gravity field. 干擾這里的重力場嗎? [11:43.96]If he were any bigger,he'd have moons orbiting him. 他要是再大塊點(diǎn) 月亮?xí)蔀樗男l(wèi)星 [11:46.68]Oh,snap. 你真刻薄 [11:49.84]So,I guess we'll be leaving now. 那么 我們似乎該走了 [11:52.72]Why should we leave? 為什么要我們走? [11:54.32]For all we know he crashed the party and Penny doesn't even want him here. 很明顯他是不請自來 Penny看都不想看他 [11:60.80]You have a backup hypothesis? 還有后備假設(shè)嗎? [12:01.100]Maybe they want to be friends. 也許他們只是想做回朋友 [12:05.88]Or maybe she wants to be friends and he wants something more. 又或者她想做朋友 而他想要更多 [12:09.40]Then he and I are on equal ground. 那么他和我就在同一圈里 [12:12.24]Yes,but you're much closer to it than he is. 沒錯 但你比他更接近目標(biāo) [12:15.04]Look,if this was 1,500 years ago, 如果是1500年前 [12:19.52]by virtue of his size and strength, 憑這身體格和力量 [12:21.20]Kurt would be entitled to his choice of female partners. Kurt可以任意挑選自己的女性伴侶 [12:22.40]And male partners,animal partners, 還有男性伴侶 動物伴侶 [12:23.84]large primordial eggplants-- 巨型遠(yuǎn)古茄子 [12:26.40]pretty much whatever tickled his fancy. 幾乎要啥有啥 [12:30.04]Yes,but our society has undergone a paradigm shift. 沒錯 但當(dāng)今社會已經(jīng)今非昔比了 [12:32.36]In the Information Age,Sheldon, 這是信息時代 Sheldon [12:34.12]you and I are the alpha males. 你和我才是炙手可熱的 [12:35.04]We shouldn't have to back down. 我們不該退縮 [12:39.28]True. 說得好 [12:39.84]Why don't you text him that and see if he backs down? 你干嗎不發(fā)短信告訴他 看看他會不會退縮? [12:43.28]No. 不 [12:44.68]I'm going to assert my dominance face-to-face. 我要面對面向他展現(xiàn)我的優(yōu)勢 [12:48.80]Face-to-face? Are you going to wait for him to sit down, 面對面? 你是要他坐下 [12:52.48]or are you going to stand on the coffee table? 還是自己站在咖啡桌上? [12:56.40]Hello,Penny. 嗨 Penny [12:57.84]Hello,Kurt. 嗨 Kurt [12:58.44]Oh,hey,guys,are you having a good time? 嗨 你們玩得還好嗎? [12:60.76]Given the reaction to my costume, 鑒于人們對我扮相的反應(yīng) [12:59.76]this party is a scathing indictment of the American education system. 這次派對對美國教育制度 提出了嚴(yán)厲的控訴 [13:06.08]What,you're a zebra,right? 你是斑馬 對吧? [13:08.32]Yet another child left behind. 可憐的孩子 [13:12.12]And what are you supposed to be,an elf? 你又是什么 精靈? [13:14.80]No,I'm a hobbit. 不 我是霍比特人 [13:14.60]What's the difference? 有什么不同? [13:15.28]A hobbit is a mortal halfling inhabitant of Middle Earth, 霍比特人是居住在地下 非不死的半成年人 [13:20.84]whereas an elf is an immortal,tall warrior. 而精靈則是不死而高大的戰(zhàn)士 [13:23.12]So why the hell would you want to be a hobbit? 那你為什么要做個矮人呢? [13:26.56]Because he's neither tall nor immortal 因為他既不高也會死 [13:28.56]and none of us could be The Flash. 而且我們沒有人能成為閃電俠 [13:32.28]Well,whatever. 隨你怎說 [13:33.56]Why don't you go hop off on a quest? 不如你們趕緊消失 [13:35.40]I'm talking to Penny here. 我正和Penny說話呢 [13:35.32]I think we're all talking to Penny here. 我想我們都在和Penny說話 [13:37.08]I'm not. No offense. 我沒有 我沒惡意 [13:41.44]Okay,maybe you didn't hear me. 好吧 可能你沒聽懂我意思 [13:42.04]-Go away. -All right,Kurt,be nice. - 滾蛋 - 好啦 Kurt 有禮貌點(diǎn) [13:45.00]Oh,I am being nice. 我很有禮貌 [13:47.00]Right,little buddy? 對不對 小朋友? [13:47.100]-Kurt. -Okay. - Kurt - 好吧 [13:52.36]I understand your impulse to try to physically intimidate me. 你震動著胸肌嚇唬我 我能理解 [13:56.16]I mean,you can't compete with me on an intellectual level 因為你在智力上無法和我匹敵 [13:57.28]so you're driven to animalistic puffery. 所以你選擇這種夸大獸性的方式 [13:60.16]You calling me a puffy animal? 你是說 我是大胖動物嗎? [14:04.16]Of course not. No,he's not. 當(dāng)然不是啦 不 他不是 [14:06.00]You're not,right,Leonard? 你不是 對吧 Leonard? [14:06.20]No,I said "animalistic." 不 我是說"獸性" [14:10.96]Of course we're all animals, 當(dāng)然我們都是動物 [14:11.36]but some of us have climbed a little higher on the evolutionary tree. 只不過我們當(dāng)中一些人 在進(jìn)化樹上爬得更高一些 [14:16.56]If he understands that,you're in trouble. 要是他聽懂了 你就完蛋了 [14:16.68]So,what,I'm unevolved? 所以是怎么樣 你說我沒進(jìn)化嗎? [14:18.96]You're in trouble. 你完蛋了 [14:21.60]You know,you use a lot of big words for such a little dwarf. 你這小矮人 還真好意思給自己戴高帽 [14:26.12]Okay,Kurt,please. 好吧 Kurt 別這樣 [14:26.84]Penny,it's okay. I can handle this. Penny 沒關(guān)系 我可以處理 [14:30.32]I am not a dwarf, 我不是矮人 [14:31.16]I'm a hobbit. 我是霍比特人 [14:34.84]A hobbit. 一個霍比特人... [14:33.92]Are misfiring neurons in your hippocampus preventing the conversion 會把你大腦海馬狀突起里的 神經(jīng)元擊碎 [14:36.44]from short-term to long-term memory? 以防止你的短時記憶 向長時記憶轉(zhuǎn)化 懂嗎? [14:41.36]Okay,now you're starting to make me mad. 你開始讓我抓狂了 [14:45.16]A homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says what? 一個發(fā)現(xiàn)自己可對立拇指的能人說什么? [14:49.04]What? 什么? [14:57.72]I think I've made my point. 我想我已經(jīng)說得很清楚了 [14:57.64]Yeah? How about I make a point out of your pointy little head? 是嗎? 不如我在你的小腦袋上 鑿個洞讓你更清楚點(diǎn)? [15:02.28]Let me remind you,while my moral support is absolute, 容我插句嘴 精神上我絕對支持你 [15:04.16]in a physical confrontation,I will be less than useless. 但若需要身體接觸 我的作用是零 [15:07.84]There's not going to be a confrontation. 根本就不會有什么身體接觸 [15:10.56]In fact,I doubt if he can even spell "confrontation." 說實(shí)話 我懷疑他能不能把 "身體接觸"拼出來 [15:15.40]C- O-N... C-O-N... [15:19.64]frontation! frontation! (果然拼不出來- -) [15:19.88]Kurt,put him down this instant! Kurt 馬上放下他 [15:21.72]He started it! 他先惹我的 [15:22.76]I don't care. I'm finishing it.Put him down! 我不管 總之放下他 [15:26.56]Fine. 好吧 [15:29.92]You're one lucky little leprechaun. 算你個妖精走運(yùn) [15:33.72]He's a hobbit! 他是霍比特人! [15:35.44]I got your back. 我頂你 [15:37.04]Leonard,are you okay? Leonard 你沒事吧? [15:38.72]Yeah,I'm fine. 沒事 [15:43.00]It's good,it's a good party,thanks for having us. 這派對很棒 謝謝你邀請我們 [15:47.64]It's just getting a little late,so... 時間也不早了 所以... [15:47.16]Oh,okay. 好吧 [15:50.56]All right,well,thank you for coming. 好吧 謝謝你們能來 [15:55.28]Happy Halloween. 萬圣節(jié)快樂 [15:60.60]If it's any consolation, 如果這也算安慰的話 [16:02.08]I thought that homo habilis line really put him in his place. 我想說 你那句"能人"的確很到位 [16:13.92]What's that? 那是什么? [16:16.16]Tea. 茶 [16:18.76]When people are upset, 當(dāng)人們傷心時 [16:17.12]the cultural convention is to bring them hot beverages. 傳統(tǒng)禮節(jié)就是為他們奉上熱飲 [16:28.96]There,there. 別傷心 [16:32.24]You want to talk about it? 要談?wù)剢? [16:34.88]-No. -Good. - 不 - 好 [16:37.24]"There,there" was really all I had. 我只會說"別傷心"了 [16:39.92]Good night,Sheldon. 晚安 Sheldon [16:41.32]Good night,Leonard. 晚安 Leonard [16:50.16]Hey,Leonard? 嘿 Leonard? [16:52.16]Hi,Penny. 嗨 Penny [16:51.28]Hey,I just wanted to make sure you were okay. 我只是來看看你有沒事 [16:53.12]I'm fine. 我很好 [16:57.56]I am so sorry about what happened. 剛才的事真不好意思 [17:01.96]It's not your fault. 不怪你 [17:02.88]Yes,it is. 怪我 [17:04.60]That's why I broke up with him. 這就是我和他分手的原因 [17:04.32]He always does stuff like that. 他經(jīng)常干這么出格的事 [17:08.32]So why was he at your party? 那他怎么會出現(xiàn)在派對上? [17:11.84]Well,I ran into him last week and he was just all apologetic about how he's changed. 上周我碰見他 他說他知錯了 [17:19.40]And he was just going on and on and... 誰知他還是死性不改 [17:22.84]I believed him and I'm an idiot 我真是瞎了眼 [17:23.52]because I always believe guys like that. 因為我總是那么容易相信那種男人 [17:26.68]And I can't go back to my party because he's there. 現(xiàn)在他還在那待著 我根本不想回去 [17:27.00]And know you don't want to hear this and I'm upset 我知道你不想聽這些 但我很傷心 [17:30.92]and I'm really drunk and I just want to... 我很醉 我只想... [17:42.16]There,there. 別傷心 [17:48.40]God,what is wrong with me? 天 我做錯什么了嗎? [17:49.60]Nothing,you're perfect. 沒有 你很完美 [17:51.76]I'm not perfect. 我不完美 [17:53.32]Yes,you are. 你完美 [17:55.28]You really think so,don't you? 你真的這么想? [18:11.52]Penny? Penny? [18:13.92]Yeah? 恩? [18:16.12]How much have you had to drink tonight? 你今晚喝了多少? [18:20.04]Just... a lot. 就...很多 [18:24.40]Are you sure that your being drunk and your being angry with Kurt 你確信你喝醉酒且對Kurt生氣的事實(shí) [18:28.96]doesn't have something to do with what's going on here? 與剛才發(fā)生的事情沒有關(guān)系嗎? [18:33.48]It might. 可能有吧 [18:36.36]Boy,you're really smart. 天啊 你真聰明 [18:40.84]Yeah,I'm a frickin' genius. 是啊 我TMD就是個天才 [18:45.80]Leonard,you are so great. Leonard 你真是太好了 [18:48.08]Why can't all guys be like you? 全世界男人都像你這樣就好了 [18:50.84]Because if all guys were like me, 如果是那樣的話 [18:54.16]the human race couldn't survive. 人類就無法繁衍了 [18:60.12]I should probably go. 我想我該走了 [19:01.24]Probably. 是的 [19:13.00]Thank you. 謝謝 [19:24.36]That's right,you saw what you saw. 是的 你沒看錯 [19:27.56]That's how we roll in the Shire. 我們在夏爾就是這么狂歡的 (中弗拉多的家鄉(xiāng)) [19:36.56]Coming. 來了 [19:44.36]Hey,have you seen Koothrappali? 嘿 看見Koothrappali了嗎? [19:45.92]He's not here. 他不在這 [19:49.88]Maybe the Avengers summoned him. 也許復(fù)仇者們把他召走了 [19:52.48]He's not the Marvel Comics Thor,he's the original Norse god. 他不是神奇漫畫里那個雷神 是北歐神話里那個雷神 [19:56.44]Thank you for the clarification. 謝謝你的解釋 [19:57.36]I'm supposed to give him a ride home. 我本來要送他回家的 [19:59.52]Well,I'm sure he'll be fine. 放心吧 他沒事 [19:59.92]He has his hammer. 他帶著錘子呢 [20:10.68]I have to say,you are an amazing man. 我得承認(rèn) 你太了不起了 [20:13.00]You're gentle,and passionate. 溫柔 有激情 [20:18.16]And,my God,you are such a good listener. 而且 你還是個超好的傾聽者 [20:23.24]

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