生活大爆炸第一季第四集Sheldon被炒事件

[00:00.00] [00:01.68]you know,I've been thinking about time travel again. 我最近一直在想著時(shí)光旅行 [00:06.36]Why,did you hit a roadblock with invisibility? 為什么 你又撞上看不見(jiàn)的路障了? [00:08.40]Put it on the back burner. 暫時(shí)先不說(shuō)那個(gè) [00:11.60]Anyway,it occurs to me if I ever did perfect a time machine, 我想到如果我發(fā)明了完美的時(shí)間機(jī)器 [00:16.08]I would just go into the past and give it to myself, 我會(huì)回到過(guò)去把它送給自己 [00:18.96]thus eliminating the need for me to invent it in the first place. 省得要自己發(fā)明它 [00:22.04]Interesting. 有趣 [00:22.44]Yeah,it really takes the pressure off. 是啊 讓我減壓不少 [00:26.12]Sounds like a breakthrough. 聽(tīng)起來(lái)像是個(gè)大突破 [00:26.68]Should I call science magazine and tell them to hold the cover? 要我打電話給科學(xué)雜志 讓他們留下頭版的位置嗎? [00:31.08]It's time travel,leonard,I will have already done that. 這可是時(shí)間旅行 Leonard 過(guò)去的我已經(jīng)打過(guò)了 [00:33.08]Then I guess congratulations are in order. 那就等著祝賀你啦 [00:35.84]No,congratulations will have been in order. 不 過(guò)去的你已經(jīng)祝賀過(guò)我了 [00:39.92]You know,I am not going to enjoy this party. 我肯定在派對(duì)上不會(huì)開(kāi)心的 [00:42.28]I know,I'm familiar with you. 我知道 我了解你 [00:46.48]The last department party,professor finkleday cornered me and talked about spelunking for 45 minutes. 上次系里的派對(duì) Finkleday教授 抓著我談了45分鐘的窯洞挖掘 [00:51.88]Yes,I was there. 我也在場(chǎng) [00:51.04]You know what's interesting about caves,leonard? 你知道窯洞有什么好玩的嗎 Leonard? [00:52.72]- What? - Nothing. - 什么? - 什么也沒(méi)有 [00:56.88]Well,then we'll avoid finkleday,we'll meet the new department head, 那我們躲開(kāi)他 我們會(huì)見(jiàn)到新的系主任 [00:58.60]congratulate him,shake his hand and go. 恭喜他 跟他握手 然后就走 [01:02.72]How's this? 這樣如何? [01:01.28]"Pleased to meet you,dr.Gablehauser. "見(jiàn)到你很高興 Gablehauser博士" [01:03.12]"How fortunate for you that the university's "chosen to hire you, "您真幸運(yùn) 學(xué)校雇用了您" [01:06.00]despite the fact "that you've done no original research in 25 years, "盡管您25年來(lái)都沒(méi)做出什么原創(chuàng)研究" [01:10.40]"and instead have written a series of popular books " "而是寫(xiě)了一系列暢銷書(shū)" [01:13.08]that reduce the great concepts of science "to a series of anecdotes, "將科學(xué)這一偉大的概念 降格為奇聞?shì)W事" [01:15.84]"each one dumbed down to accommodate the duration "of an average bowel movement. "每則故事都簡(jiǎn)單到 能在一次腸部運(yùn)動(dòng)的時(shí)間內(nèi)看完" (就是廁所讀物) [01:21.44]Mahalo. Mahalo (夏威夷語(yǔ)的謝謝) [01:26.24]" "Mahalo's" a nice touch. "Mahalo"是不錯(cuò)的修飾 [01:29.44]You know there only eight consonants in the hawaiian language? 你知道夏威夷語(yǔ)里只有8個(gè)輔音嗎? [01:32.84]Interesting. You should lead with that. 有趣 你就這么做開(kāi)場(chǎng)白吧 [01:35.04]Oh,god,look at this buffet. 瞧瞧這自助餐 [01:38.20]I love america. 我愛(ài)美國(guó) [01:42.16]You don't have buffets in india? 印度沒(méi)自助餐嗎? [01:42.80]Of course,but it's all indian food. 有 但都是印度菜 [01:46.08]You can't find a bagel in mumbai to save your life. 在孟買(mǎi)你可找不到能救命的面包圈 [01:49.08]Shmear me. 給我涂點(diǎn)醬 [01:53.32]Well,here's an interesting turn of events. 事態(tài)的發(fā)展真是有趣 [01:53.60]What? 怎么了? [01:56.20]Howard brought a date? Howard帶了女伴? [01:59.12]A more plausible explanation is that his work in robotics has made an amazing leap forward. 可能是他在機(jī)器人方面的研究 取得了重大進(jìn)展 [02:03.28]Hey,what up,science bitches? 怎樣 科學(xué)怪人們? [02:08.48]May I introduce my special lady friend summer? 這位是我特別的女性朋友Summer [02:12.40]Howard,I told you touching's extra. Howard 我說(shuō)了碰我要加錢(qián)的 [02:13.56]Right. Sorry. 好 抱歉 [02:17.96]Here comes our new boss. Be polite. 我們的新老板來(lái)了 禮貌點(diǎn) [02:20.04]Hi,fellas. 大家好 [02:19.56]- Eric gablehauser. - Howard wolowitz. - 我是Eric Gablehauser - 我是Howard Wolowitz [02:21.72]Howard,nice to meet you. And you are? Howard 見(jiàn)到你很高興 你是? [02:27.52]An actual real scientist. 一個(gè)真正的科學(xué)家 [02:31.64]How was that? 這個(gè)開(kāi)場(chǎng)白怎樣? [02:34.56]I can't believe he fired me. 我不敢相信他開(kāi)除我了 [02:37.12]Well,you did call him a glorified high school science teacher 你說(shuō)他是被捧出來(lái)的高中理科老師 [02:40.84]whose last successful experiment was lighting his own farts. 還說(shuō)他上一次成功的試驗(yàn) 是點(diǎn)燃了自己的屁 [02:46.12]In my defense,I prefaced that by saying,"with all due respect." 但我之前說(shuō)了"恕我直言" [02:49.12] [03:08.84]The Big Bang Theory Season01 Episode04 天才理論傳 第一季 第4集 [03:14.88]Morning. 早 [03:17.00]Morning. 早 [03:17.08]You're making eggs for breakfast? 今天早餐 你做雞蛋吃? [03:19.64]This isn't breakfast,it's an experiment. 這不是早餐 這是試驗(yàn) [03:25.80]'Cause it looks a lot like breakfast. 但看起來(lái)很像早餐 [03:26.24]I finally have time to test my hypothesis about the separation of the water molecules 我終于有時(shí)間驗(yàn)證我的理論 從蛋白質(zhì)總分離水分子 [03:29.36]from the egg proteins and its impact vis-a-vis taste. 以及它對(duì)口感的影響 [03:34.68]Sounds yummy. 聽(tīng)起來(lái)真開(kāi)胃 [03:38.88]I look forward to your work with bacon. 我很期待你配上熏肉后的成果 [03:41.04]As do I. 我也是 [03:43.44]You know,I'm sure if you just apologize to gablehauser,he would give you your job back. 我相信只要你跟Gablehauser道歉 他會(huì)讓你回去工作的 [03:46.04]I don't want my job back. 我不想回去工作 [03:49.40]I've spent the past three and a half years staring at grease boards full of equations. 過(guò)去三年半時(shí)間我都在瞪著 寫(xiě)滿方程式的板子上 [03:53.36]Before that,I spent four years working on my thesis. 在那之前我花了四年時(shí)間寫(xiě)論文 [03:54.64]Before that,I was in college,and before that,I was in the fifth grade. 在那之前 我在上大學(xué) 而在大學(xué)之前 我在上5年級(jí) [04:01.76]This is my first d oayff in decades and I'm going to savor it. 這是我十幾年來(lái)第一次休息 我要好好享受 [04:03.60]Okay. 好吧 [04:05.60]I'll let you get back to fixing your eggs. 那你回去弄你的雞蛋吧 [04:07.92]Not just fixing my eggs,I'm fixing everyone's eggs. 不只是我的雞蛋 弄的是全人類的蛋 [04:13.52]And we all thank you. 我們都感激你 [04:44.36]use new eggs. 要用新鮮雞蛋 [04:52.40]hi. Hey,I'm running out to the market. 嗨 我正要去超市 [04:53.52]Do you guys need anything? 你們要帶什么嗎? [04:53.20]Oh,well,this would be one of those circumstances that 這就是那些不熟悉數(shù)學(xué)規(guī)律的人 [04:57.36]people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence. 會(huì)稱之為巧合的事件之一了 [05:01.88]I'm sorry? 你說(shuō)什么? [05:01.60]I need eggs. 我要蛋 [05:02.52]Four dozen should suffice. 4打就夠了 [05:05.40]Four dozen? 4打? [05:05.44]Yes,and evenly distributed amongst brown,white, 對(duì) 棕蛋 白蛋 [05:08.76]free-range,large,extra large and jumbo. 走地雞蛋 大雞蛋 加大雞蛋 跟特大雞蛋各要8個(gè) [05:09.92]Okay,one more time. 好 再說(shuō)一次 [05:12.44]Never mind. You won't get it right. 算了 你肯定搞不對(duì) [05:15.76]I'd better come with you. 我最好跟你一起去 [05:17.08]Oh,yay. 好呀 [05:22.92]How come you didn't go into work today? 你今天怎么沒(méi)去上班? [05:26.64]I'm taking a sabbatical because I won't kowtow to mediocre minds. 我在休假 因?yàn)槲也辉赶蚱接怪髑? [05:29.56]So you got canned,huh? 你給開(kāi)除了? [05:32.04]Theoretical physicists do not get canned... 理論上說(shuō)物理學(xué)家不會(huì)給開(kāi)除... [05:34.08]but yeah. 但你說(shuō)對(duì)了 [05:38.40]Well,maybe it's all for the best. 可能這樣最好 [05:40.56]You know,I always say when one door closes,another one opens. 我相信一扇門(mén)關(guān)上了 總會(huì)有另外一扇門(mén)打開(kāi)的 [05:43.00]No,it doesn'T. 不 不是的 [05:46.00]Not unless the two doors are connected by relays or there are motion sensors involved. 除非兩扇門(mén)用繼電器連接 而且還裝有傳感器 [05:48.44]No,no,I meant... 不 我是說(shuō)... [05:50.84]or if the first door closing creates a change of air pressure that acts upon the second door. 或者一扇門(mén)關(guān)上時(shí)產(chǎn)生的空氣 壓力作用于第二扇門(mén)引致... [05:56.08]Never mind. 算了 [05:57.96]Slow down. 慢點(diǎn) [05:59.68]Slow down. Please,slow down! 慢點(diǎn)! 拜托慢點(diǎn)! [06:01.44]We're fine! 沒(méi)事啦! [06:02.28]You're not leaving yourself enough space between cars. 你跟車都不保持足夠的距離 [06:03.88]Oh,sure,I am. 我有啊! [06:04.80]No,no,let me do the math for you. 不 我給你算算 [06:06.16]This car weighs,let's say 4,000 pounds. 就算這車重4000磅 [06:10.16]Now add 140 for me,120 for you... 我140磅 你120磅 [06:13.76]- 120? - Oh,I'm sorry. - 120? - 不好意思 [06:15.48]Did I insult you? 冒犯你了嗎? [06:14.24]Is your body mass somehow tied into your self-worth? 你的體重跟自我價(jià)值有關(guān)系? [06:18.96]Well,yeah. 當(dāng)然 [06:20.60]Interesting. 有趣 [06:22.64]Anyway,that gives us a total weight of,let's say 4,400 pounds. 那么我們就算總重4400磅吧 [06:24.84]Let's say 4,390. 算4390磅 [06:27.60]Fine. 好 [06:30.52]We're traveling forward at-- good lord-- 51 miles an hour. 目前時(shí)速是 老天啊 51英里/時(shí) [06:34.36]Now let's assume that your brakes are new and the calipers are aligned. 假設(shè)你的剎車是新的 卡鉗也是校準(zhǔn)的 [06:35.76]Still,by the time we come to a stop, 當(dāng)我們停下時(shí) [06:39.72]we'll be occupying the same space as that buick in front of us, 我們占有的空間 跟前面那輛別克是一樣的 [06:41.08]an impossibility that nature will quickly resolve into death,mutilation... 因此我們會(huì)在短時(shí)間內(nèi) 給壓成稀泥 死得很慘... [06:44.84]oh,look,they built a new putt-putt course. 哇 看 他們?cè)阡佇碌拿阅愀郀柗驁?chǎng)地 [06:51.64]This is great. 真好 [06:52.48]Look at me. 看看我 [06:54.08]I'm in the real world of ordinary people just living their ordinary,colorless workaday lives. 我生活在普通人的平凡世界中 過(guò)著他們無(wú)趣平常的一天 [07:01.96]Thank you. 謝謝 [07:00.44]No,thank you. 不 謝謝 [07:02.24]And thank you,ordinary person. 謝謝 普通人 [07:08.20]Hey,you want to hear an interesting thing about tomatoes? 你想知道關(guān)于番茄的趣聞不? [07:11.12]Uh,no,no,not really. 不 不想 [07:10.64]Listen,didn't you say you needed some eggs? 你不是要買(mǎi)雞蛋啊? [07:13.96]Yes,but anyone who knows anything about the dynamics of bacterial growth 對(duì) 但任何對(duì)細(xì)菌繁殖學(xué)稍有了解的人 [07:18.48]knows to pick up their refrigerated foods on the way out of the supermarket. 都會(huì)在出去結(jié)賬時(shí) 才買(mǎi)冰柜里的食物 [07:20.08]Oh,okay,well,then maybe you should start heading on out then. 那好 那你現(xiàn)在就該準(zhǔn)備出去了 [07:26.60]No,this is fun. 不 這樣很好玩啊 [07:26.16]Oh,the thing about tomatoes-- and I think you'll really enjoy this-- 關(guān)于番茄的事 我覺(jué)得你肯定會(huì)喜歡的 [07:30.56]is they're shelved with the vegetables,but they're technically a fruit. 它們給擺在蔬菜欄里 但事實(shí)上卻是一種水果 [07:34.16]- Oh,interesting. - Isn't it? - 真有意思 - 是吧? [07:34.36]No,I mean what you find enjoyable. 不 我指的是你覺(jué)得有趣的事情很有趣 [07:43.76]Oh,boy. 天啊 [07:46.00]What now? 又怎么了? [07:47.88]Well,there's some value to taking a multivitamin,but the human body can only absorb so much. 服用維生素劑有一定價(jià)值 但人體能吸收的量是有限的 [07:52.36]What you're buying here are the ingredients for very expensive urine. 你買(mǎi)的東西會(huì)變成昂貴的尿液配料 [07:57.24]Well,maybe that's what I was going for. 也許我就是要這個(gè) [07:60.84]Well,then you'll want some manganese. 那你就買(mǎi)錳 [08:08.00]Well,that was fun. 剛剛很好玩呀 [08:11.32]Maybe tomorrow we can go to one of those big warehouse stores. 也許明天我們能 一起去那種倉(cāng)儲(chǔ)式商店 [08:13.24]Oh,I don't know,sheldon. 我不知道哦 Sheldon [08:14.88]It's going to take me a while to recover from all the fun I had today. 我要花一段時(shí)間才能 從今天度過(guò)的樂(lè)趣中恢復(fù)過(guò)來(lái) [08:19.16]Are you sure? 你確定? [08:19.88]There are a lot of advantages to buying in bulk. 大宗采購(gòu)有很多優(yōu)勢(shì)呀 [08:23.84]For example,I noticed that you purchase your tampons one-month supply at a time. 比如說(shuō) 我發(fā)現(xiàn)你 一個(gè)月采購(gòu)一次衛(wèi)生棉條 [08:29.76]What? 什么? [08:32.80]Think about it. 想想啊 [08:32.44]It's a product that doesn't spoil and you're going to be needing them for at least the next 30 years. 這種產(chǎn)品不會(huì)變質(zhì) 而且你接下來(lái)至少30年都要用它 [08:36.64]You want me to buy 30 years worth of tampons? 你要我買(mǎi)30年份的衛(wèi)生棉條? [08:41.68]Well,30,35. 30或35年 [08:43.20]- When did your mother go into menopause? - Okay. - 你母親什么時(shí)候絕經(jīng)的? - 好了 [08:45.32]I'm not talking about this with you. 我才不跟你說(shuō)這個(gè) [08:47.36]Oh,penny,this is a natural human process,and we're talking about statistically significant savings. 這是人類自然發(fā)展進(jìn)程 而且你能省下一大筆錢(qián) [08:52.72]Now,if you assume 15 tampons per cycle and a 28-day cycle... 假設(shè)你每次用15條 28天一次... [08:56.92]are you fairly regular? 你經(jīng)期正常嗎? [09:02.24]Okay,no warehouse store,but we're still on for putt-putt golf,right? 好吧 不去倉(cāng)儲(chǔ)式商店 但我們還是一起去迷你高爾夫吧? [09:14.60]Hey,I just ran into penny. 我剛碰到Penny [09:15.84]She seemed upset about something. 她好像有點(diǎn)心煩 [09:15.12]I think it's her time of the month. 可能她大姨媽來(lái)了吧 [09:20.32]I marked the calendar for future reference. 我在日歷上做記錄 以備參考 [09:25.80]What's with the fish? 魚(yú)是怎么回事? [09:29.48]It's an experiment. 是實(shí)驗(yàn)呀 [09:32.08]What happened to your scrambled egg research? 你的炒蛋研究呢? [09:34.88]Oh,that was a dead end. 那是死路一條 [09:34.28]Scrambled eggs are as good as they're ever going to be. 炒蛋就這樣啦 [09:39.44]So... fish? 那...魚(yú)? [09:41.64]I read an article about japanese scientists who inserted dna from luminous jellyfish into other animals, 我看到一篇文章 說(shuō)日本科學(xué)家 將發(fā)光水母的DNA注入到其他動(dòng)物體內(nèi) [09:46.72]and I thought,"hey,fish nightlights. 我就想 "對(duì)哦 夜光魚(yú)燈" [09:55.24]" Fish nightlights? 夜光魚(yú)燈? [09:56.84]It's a billion-dollar idea. 這是個(gè)能發(fā)大財(cái)?shù)闹饕? [10:01.08]Mum's the word. 沉默是金 [10:02.52]Sheldon,are you sure you don't want to just apologize to gablehauser and get your job back? Sheldon 你確定不要跟 系主任道歉然后回去上班啊? [10:08.04]Oh,no,no,no,I have too much to do. 不不不 我有太多事情要做 [10:11.04]Like luminous fish. 比如說(shuō)發(fā)光魚(yú) [10:12.56]I'm sorry. I didn'T... 對(duì)不起 我不知道 [10:15.20]that's just the beginning. 這只是個(gè)開(kāi)頭 [10:18.52]I also have an idea for a bulk mail-order feminine hygiene company. 我還有個(gè)大宗女性護(hù)理用品 郵購(gòu)公司的設(shè)想 [10:23.68]Oh,glow-in-the-dark tampons! 夜光衛(wèi)生棉條! [10:26.60]Leonard,we're gonna be rich. Leonard 我們會(huì)暴富 [10:32.24]Thanks for coming on such short notice. 謝謝你這么快趕過(guò)來(lái) [10:35.60]Well,you did the right thing calling. 你給我打電話是對(duì)的 [10:37.84]I didn't know what else to do. 我不知道還能怎么辦 [10:39.40]He's lost all focus. 他失去生活的重心了 [10:38.64]Every day he's got a new obsession. 每天他都沉迷于一個(gè)新想法 [10:47.36]This is a particularly disturbing one. 這一個(gè)讓我特別困擾 [10:54.20]Mommy? 媽媽? [10:56.36]Hi,baby! 寶貝! [10:60.56]你給我媽打電話了?! [11:05.88]Oh,you got yourself a loom? How nice! 你給自己弄了個(gè)紡織機(jī)? 真棒! [11:11.72]Thank you. 謝謝 [11:10.28]Honey,why'd you get a loom? 親愛(ài)的 為什么要弄臺(tái)紡織機(jī)? [11:14.16]I was working with luminous fish,and I thought,hey... 我在研究發(fā)光魚(yú) 所以我想到... [11:20.36]"loom." "紡織機(jī)" (英語(yǔ)中"紡織機(jī)"與"發(fā)光"發(fā)音部分相同) [11:22.44]Mom,what are you doing here? 你來(lái)這干嘛 媽媽? [11:26.00]Leonard called me. Leonard給我打電話了 [11:26.68]I know,but why? 我知道 為什么? [11:28.20]Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish 因?yàn)?1世紀(jì)最聰明的腦袋 用在了養(yǎng)夜光魚(yú) [11:33.04]and weaving serapes. 和編織毛毯上 [11:37.24]This is not a serape,this is a poncho. 這不是毛毯 這是雨布 [11:38.84]A serape is open at the sides; a poncho is closed. 毛毯不收邊 雨布收邊 [11:41.68]This is a poncho. 所以這是雨布 [11:42.40]And neither is a reason to call someone's mother. 不管是什么 都不能成為 你打電話給別人母親的理由 [11:46.28]Really? When was the last time you left the house? 是嗎? 你上一次出家門(mén)是什么時(shí)候? [11:49.64]I went to the market with penny. 跟Penny去超市 [11:50.44]Yeah,that was three weeks ago. 對(duì) 那是三周以前的事了 [11:54.96]Well,then buckle up-- in the next four to eight days she's going to get very crabby. 那么小心啦 接下來(lái)的4到8天她會(huì)變得很暴躁 [12:01.84]Sweetheart,your little friend is concerned about you. 親愛(ài)的 你的朋友很擔(dān)心你 [12:04.36]Yes,well,I'm not a child-- I'm a grown man,capable of living my life as I see fit. 但我是成年人了 我能過(guò)自己想要的生活 [12:08.20]And I certainly don't need someone telling on me to my mother! 我也絕不需要 有人跟我母親打小報(bào)告! [12:11.12]Wait,where are you going? 等等 你去哪? [12:13.76]To my room-- and no one's allowed in! 我房間! 閑人免進(jìn)! [12:18.44]oh,he gets his temper from his daddy. 他的脾氣像他爸爸 [12:22.84]- He's got my eyes. - I see. - 眼睛像我 - 原來(lái)如此 [12:24.72]All that science stuff,that comes from jesus. 他的科學(xué)頭腦是上帝賜予的 [12:30.36]Sheldon,your mom made dinner. Sheldon 你媽媽做了晚飯 [12:31.16]I'm not hungry! 我不餓! [12:33.12]Oh,leonard,don't trouble yourself. He's stubborn. Leonard 你別管了 他很固執(zhí)的 [12:35.60]He may stay in there till the rapture. 他可能在那待到天使降臨 [12:41.80]We so sure that's a bad thing? 確定那是件壞事? [12:42.36]I tell you,I love the boy to death,but he has been difficult 跟你說(shuō) 我很愛(ài)那孩子 但他很難相處 [12:44.76]since he fell out of me at the k-mart. 自從他在Kmart超市 從我身體里滑出來(lái)后 [12:49.32]Excuse me for being so bold,but I now see where sheldon gets his smoldering good looks. 原諒我的無(wú)禮 但我終于知道Sheldon 英俊的外表是從哪繼承的了 [12:56.56]Honey,that ain't gonna work,but you keep tryin'. 親愛(ài)的 這不會(huì)起作用的 但你可以繼續(xù)嘗試 [13:02.28]I made chicken. 我做了雞肉 [13:04.44]I hope that isn't one of the animals that you people think is magic. 我希望這不在你們民族 覺(jué)得神圣的動(dòng)物之列 [13:14.44]You know,we have an indian gentleman at our church, 我們教堂里有一個(gè)印度人 [13:16.08]a dr.Patel-- it's a beautiful story. Patel醫(yī)生 這是個(gè)感人的故事 [13:17.28]The lord spoke to him and moved him to give us all 20% off on lasik-- 上帝給與他啟示 把他帶來(lái)我們身邊 讓我們享受8折激光矯正視力手術(shù) [13:23.64]you know,those that needed it. 你知道 給那些需要做這手術(shù)的人 [13:24.44]Leonard: That is a lovely story. 真是個(gè)感人的故事 [13:27.44]Um,are we gonna do anything about sheldon? Sheldon的事 我們不用做什么嗎? [13:30.68]Oh,we will. 當(dāng)然要 [13:31.12]You have to take your time with sheldon. 對(duì)付Sheldon要慢慢來(lái) [13:33.52]His father,god rest his soul,used to always say to me, 他死去的爸爸過(guò)去總跟我說(shuō) [13:33.08]"mary,you have to take your time with sheldon." "Mary 對(duì)Sheldon要耐心" [13:37.36]Sounds like a wise man. 聽(tīng)起來(lái)是個(gè)睿智的人啊 [13:40.28]Oh,not so wise. 沒(méi)那么睿智 [13:40.56]He once tried to fight a bobcat for some licorice. 他有一次為了甘草跟山貓打了一架 [13:44.36]So,everybody grab a plate and a pretty place mat that shelly wove. 大家拿盤(pán)子 還有Sheldon織的餐墊 [13:51.80]Has shelly ever freaked out like this before? 他以前也這么發(fā)作過(guò)嗎? [13:54.88]Oh,all the time. 總是這樣 [13:55.24]I remember one summer when he was 13, 我記得他13歲時(shí)的夏天 [13:58.68]he built a small nuclear reactor in the shed 他在小屋里做了一個(gè)小型原子反應(yīng)堆 [13:60.04]and told everybody he was gonna provide free electricity for the whole town. 然后跟大家說(shuō) 他會(huì)為全鎮(zhèn)人提供免費(fèi)電力 [14:03.92]Well,the only problem was,he had no what you call "fissionable" materials. 問(wèn)題是 他沒(méi)有你們所說(shuō)的"可裂變物質(zhì)" [14:10.28]Anyway,when he went on the internets to get some, 當(dāng)他試圖上網(wǎng)采購(gòu)時(shí) [14:13.36]a man from the government came by and sat him down real gentle, 一個(gè)政府官員來(lái)訪 很溫柔地讓他坐下 [14:17.16]and told him it's against the law to have yellow-cake uranium in a shed. 告訴他 私人持有鈾精礦是違法的 [14:22.44]Well,what happened? 然后呢? [14:22.56]Well,poor boy had a fit. 發(fā)作了呀 [14:25.72]Locked himself in his room and built a sonic death ray. 把自己鎖在屋里 做了個(gè)音速死亡放射線儀 [14:27.48]A death ray? 死亡放射線? [14:28.36]Well,that's what he called it. 他是這么叫的 [14:31.28]Didn't even slow down the neighbor kids. 那玩意都阻止不了隔壁的小孩 [14:35.64]It pissed our dog off to no end. 倒是讓家里的狗折騰個(gè)沒(méi)完 [14:38.20]You know,you two make a cute couple. 知道嗎 你倆真是可愛(ài)的一對(duì) [14:43.32]uh,no. We're not... 不 我們不是... [14:43.12]we're not-not a couple. We're singles. 不是一對(duì) 我們都是單身 [14:46.08]- Two singles. - Yeah. - 兩個(gè)單身 - 對(duì) [14:46.36]Like those... individually wrapped slices of cheese that... 像是那種...獨(dú)立包裝的芝士片 [14:50.96]we're friends. 我們是朋友 [14:53.44]Did I pluck a nerve there? 我是不是踩到地雷了? [14:54.96]- Oh,yeah. - Okay. - 對(duì) - 好吧 [14:58.12]All right,everybody,it's time to eat. 好吧 大家 該吃飯了 [14:59.20]Oh,lord,we thank you for this meal and all of your bounty. 主啊 感謝您賜予我們晚餐 及您所有的恩賜 [15:06.76]And we pray that you help sheldon get back on his rocker. 我們祈求您幫助Sheldon重新振作 [15:10.08]Now,after a moment of silent meditation,I'm gonna end with "in jesus' name," 沉思一陣之后 我會(huì)以"以主之名"結(jié)束 [15:13.60]but you two don't feel any obligation to join in. 但你們倆不一定要跟著一起說(shuō) [15:18.28]Unless,of course,the holy spirit moves you. 當(dāng)然 除非你被圣靈感動(dòng) [15:31.16]Oh,my god,this is the best cobbler I've ever had. 哇 這是我吃過(guò)最好吃的厚皮餡餅 [15:33.64]It was always sheldon's favorite. Sheldon最喜歡吃這個(gè) [15:34.64]You know w thathe secret ingredient is? 你知道秘方是什么嗎? [15:38.16]- Love? - Lard. - 愛(ài)? - 豬油 [15:44.36]Hey,look who's come... 看看誰(shuí)來(lái)了... [15:45.08]You'll spook him. 噓 你會(huì)嚇到他的 [15:50.20]He's like a baby deer-- you got to let him come to you. 他就跟小鹿似的 你得讓他過(guò)來(lái)親近你 [16:02.60]This is ridiculous. 太荒謬了 [16:01.56]Damn it,sheldon,snap out of it! 夠了! Sheldon 振作起來(lái)! [16:04.32]You're a physicist-- you belong at the university doing research,not hiding in your room! 你是物理學(xué)家 該在學(xué)校做實(shí)驗(yàn) 而不是躲房間里 [16:16.68]you don't hunt,do you? 你不打獵的 是不是? [16:25.04]good morning,snickerdoodle. 早上好 小餅干 [16:26.20]Morning. 早 [16:29.12]Oh,well,that looks awful fancy. What is that? 那看起來(lái)好奇特啊 是什么呢? [16:32.92]It's my idea of what dna would look like in a silicon-based life-form. 我設(shè)想的硅系生物DNA模型 [16:37.88]But intelligently designed by a creator,right? 但是由造物主巧妙地設(shè)計(jì)? [16:45.12]What do you want,mom? 你想干什么呀 媽媽? [16:45.36]You know how your daddy used to say that 你知道你爸爸經(jīng)常說(shuō) [16:48.68]you can only fish for so long before you got to throw a stick of dynamite in the water? 你只能在把炸藥扔進(jìn)魚(yú)塘之前 釣?zāi)敲匆粫?huì)兒魚(yú) [16:53.72]Yeah. 記得 [16:53.60]Well,I'm done fishing. 我釣夠魚(yú)了 [16:57.40]You put those on. 你穿上衣服 [16:59.60]What for? 為什么? [16:59.76]Because you're gonna go down to your office, 因?yàn)槟阋氐睫k公室 [17:02.12]you're gonna apologize to your boss and get your job back. 跟你的老板道歉 回去上班 [17:04.52]No. 不要 [17:07.96]I'm sorry,did I start that sentence with the words,"if it please your highness"? 不好意思 我剛剛是以 "若尊貴的陛下愿意"開(kāi)始的嗎? [17:12.40]I'm not going to apologize-- I didn't say anything that wasn't true. 我不要道歉 我說(shuō)的都是實(shí)話 [17:15.16]Now,you listen here. 你聽(tīng)好 [17:18.16]I have been telling you since you were four years old, 我從你4歲開(kāi)始就跟你說(shuō) [17:20.16]it's okay to be smarter than everybody,but you can't go around pointing it out. 比大家都聰明不是問(wèn)題 但你不能到處顯擺 [17:24.12]Why not? 為什么? [17:24.12]Because people don't like it! 因?yàn)閯e人不喜歡! [17:28.52]Remember all the ass-kickings you got from the neighbor kids? 記得鄰居的孩子欺負(fù)你的事嗎? [17:34.44]now,let's get crackin'. 動(dòng)作快點(diǎn) [17:35.48]Shower,shirt,shoes,and let's shove off. 沐浴更衣 然后我們就出發(fā) [17:42.44]There wouldn't have been any ass-kickings if that stupid death ray had worked. 如果那該死的死亡放射線能用 我就不會(huì)挨打了 [17:50.44]Problem solved. 問(wèn)題解決了 [17:52.88]Really? 真的? [17:54.28]That's impressive. 真厲害 [17:53.56]Leonard,the lord never gives us more than we can handle. Leonard 主自有分寸 [17:58.28]Thankfully,he blessed me with two other children who are dumb as soup. 幸虧我另外兩個(gè)孩子傻得像頭驢 [18:06.44]Excuse me,dr.Gablehauser,are you busy? 抱歉 Gablehauser博士 您在忙嗎? [18:09.56]Well,actually... 實(shí)際上... [18:09.04]sheldon,he's just doodlin'. Sheldon 他只是在亂畫(huà)而已 [18:11.76]Get in here. 進(jìn)來(lái) [18:16.20]Dr.Gablehauser. Gablehauser博士 [18:17.08]Dr.Cooper. Cooper博士 [18:21.88]Let's go,baby-- we're losing daylight. 說(shuō)吧寶貝 天要黑了 [18:28.04]as you know,several weeks ago in our first encounter, 你知道 幾周前我們第一次見(jiàn)面時(shí) [18:30.28]we may have gotten off on the wrong foot when I called you an idiot. 我們可能沒(méi)給彼此留下好印象 我稱你為白癡 [18:35.28]And I just wanted to say that I was wrong... 我只想跟你道歉... [18:40.52]to point it out. 指出這一點(diǎn)是我不對(duì) [18:44.64]I'm sorry,we haven't been introduced. 抱歉 我們還不認(rèn)識(shí) [18:47.76]Dr.Eric gablehauser. 我是Eric Gablehauser博士 [18:46.56]Mary cooper,sheldon's mom. 我叫Mary Cooper 是Sheldon的媽媽 [18:48.48]Now,that's impossible-- 不可能吧 [18:51.44]you must have had him when you were a teenager. 你懷他的時(shí)候還是個(gè)少女吧 [18:53.56]Oh,aren't you sweet. 你嘴真甜 [18:55.56]His father's dead. 他父親過(guò)世了 [18:59.04]- Recently? - Long enough. - 最近? - 夠久的了 [19:01.64]Please. 請(qǐng)坐 [19:02.24]sheldon,shouldn't you be working? Sheldon 你不該去上班啊? [19:09.80]Okay. 好的 [19:17.20]Hey,how did it go? 怎么樣? [19:18.20]I got my job back. 我可以回來(lái)上班了 [19:18.36]Really? What happened? 真的? 怎么回事? [19:22.16]I'm not quite sure. 我不太清楚 [19:23.56]It involves a part of the human experience that has always eluded me. 其中包含的人類經(jīng)驗(yàn)我從未經(jīng)歷過(guò) [19:30.60]Well,that narrows it down. 那還真是縮小范圍了 [19:35.04]I'm very proud of you,honey. 我為你驕傲 寶貝 [19:36.12]You showed a lot of courage today. 你今天表現(xiàn)出了極大的勇氣 [19:38.16]Thanks,mom. 謝謝你 媽媽 [19:44.36]Mom? 媽? [19:46.84]Is dr.Gablehauser going to be my new daddy? Gablehauser博士會(huì)是我的新爸爸嗎? [19:53.92]We'll see. 看看再說(shuō)吧 [19:54.76]Sleep tight. 好夢(mèng) [19:56.04]

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