動物園A Day At The Zoo

JASON: It's too hot. I'm not sure I can walk any more.

CHRIS: Oh, c'mon. You're not so old.

I want to go to Monkey Island and look at the monkeys.

JASON: What? They have a monkey island here? Really?

CHRIS: Of course they do.

This is an excellent zoo. They have all kinds of monkeys here.

JASON: Great. Let's go. I love monkeys. That's why I started going out with you.

CHRIS: You're very funny today.

As for me, I've always loved boars and rhinos.

I like their smell. Maybe that's why I chose you.

JASON: I wish we could get some good iced coffee somewhere.

Wouldn't it be great if zoos had Starbucks in them?

CHRIS: Yes.

Then I could buy you a few espressos and you'd climb over the fence into the lion cage.

I wouldn't have to worry about you any more.

JASON: Hah, hah, hah. Hey, look at that polar bear.

CHRIS: Oh, terrible.

JASON: Yes, I can't believe they have him out in the sun like this. Isn't it too hot?

CHRIS: It's sad. Sometimes I think zoos should treat animals better than they do.

Look at the space they have him in. It isn't enough.

JASON: No. It isn't. They should have him indoors in the air conditioning.

They should give him a nice tank to swim in, and fresh seal meat every day.

They should let him have an iced coffee every couple days.

CHRIS: You're thinking about yourself again. Always so selfish.

JASON: I feel sorry for that bear. Just like him, I'm too hot.

Both he and I--we should be in a nice cold wilderness right now.

We're both sick of southern California.

CHRIS: Do you really want to move away? To Alaska?

JASON: Yes, when I graduate. I will move away from California. That's for sure.

And I will take the bear with me. We will open an iced coffee cafe in Alaska.

He will do tricks for the customers and I will make the coffee.

It will be a great success.

CHRIS: You are a clown, Jason. You are just a clown.

JASON: Thank you. I respect clowns. Thank you very much.

So where is that Monkey Island?

CHRIS: Over this way. Follow me.