初中英語小故事大全，你喜歡的故事都在這里

學好英語的有效途徑之一就是經常閱讀英語書籍，不僅能夠讓我們認識很多新的單詞，還能讓我們學會很多語法，很多學生在課下就經常閱讀英語故事，下面聽力課堂就給大家?guī)韼讉€初中英語小故事，希望對你有幫助。

英語幽默小故事

Midway Tactics

Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"

The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"

The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".

初中英語小故事

中間戰(zhàn)術

三個互相爭生意的商店老板在一條商業(yè)街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪。旁觀者等著瞧好戲。

右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書：“大減價!”“特便宜!”

左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱：“大砍價!”“大折扣!”

中間的商人隨后準備了一個大招牌，上面只簡單地寫著：“入口處”。

Very Pleased to Meet You

During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.

One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.

Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.

Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys."

"Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.

"Oh, that‘s all right," answered Joan. "I‘m his sister."

"I‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I‘m his mother!"

在第二次世界大戰(zhàn)中，有許多年輕的婦女在軍營中服役。瓊.飛利浦斯是其中之一。她在一個大軍營中工作，當然遇到了許多男士，包括軍官和士兵。

一天晚上她在舞會上遇到了軍官漢弗雷斯。他對她說，“我明天就要出國，但如果我們能夠相互寫信，我會很高興。”瓊同意了，于是他們幾個月里一直通著信。

后來，他再沒有來信。她收到了另一個軍官的信，告訴她，他受傷了，住在英格蘭的某個部隊醫(yī)院里。

瓊到了醫(yī)院，她對護士長說，“我來看望軍官漢弗雷斯。”

“這里只有親屬可以探望病人。”護士長說。

“噢，是的，”瓊說，“我是他的妹妹。”

“很高興認識你，”護士長說，“我是他的母親。”

初中英語小故事

Two Soldiers

Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was George, and the second one‘s name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"

Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.

Then George said, "Now I haven‘t got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.

Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"

Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.

George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.

"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.

George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?"

軍營里有二名士兵，一個叫喬治，一個叫比爾。喬治問：“比爾，你有信紙、信封嗎?”

比爾說：“有。”然后把信紙和信封給了喬治。

喬治又說：“我還沒有筆呢。”比爾又把自己的筆給了他。喬治開始寫信。寫完后把信放進信封里，又問：“比爾，你有郵票嗎?”比爾給了他一張。

這時比爾站起來，向門口走去。喬治問：“你要出去嗎?”

比爾說：“是的。”隨即打開了門。

喬治說：“請幫我把這封信投進辦公室的信箱里，還有...”他停住了。

“你還要什么?”比爾問。

喬治看著信封說：“你女朋友的地址是-?”

Five Months Older

The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.

But John‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw John‘s papers, he was surprised.

"How old are you?" he said.

"Eighteen, sir," said John.

"But your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "Are you twins?"

"Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face went red. "My brother is five months older than I am."

大五個月

第二次世界大戰(zhàn)開始了，約翰想參軍，可他只有十六歲，當時規(guī)定男孩到十八歲才能入伍。所以軍醫(yī)給他進行體檢時，他說他已經十八歲了。

可約翰的哥哥剛入伍沒幾天，而且也是這個軍醫(yī)給他做的檢查。這位醫(yī)生還記得他哥哥的姓。所以當他看到約翰的表格時，感到非常驚奇。

“你多大了?”軍醫(yī)問。

“十八，長官。”約翰說。

“可你的哥哥也是十八歲，你們是雙胞胎嗎?”

約翰臉紅了，說：“哦，不是，長官，我哥哥比我大五個月。”

West Point

My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. Several visting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photographs, "to show our son what to expect if he should attend West Point."

One middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet and asked her to pose for a picture. They explained, "We want to show our son what he missed by not coming to West Point."

父親、哥哥和我到西點軍校去觀看一場陸軍與波士頓大學之間的橄欖球賽。開始之前，我們到處轉了轉，碰到許多穿著整齊制服的學員。幾名游客問新兵是否愿意擺出軍姿來讓他們攝。“好讓我們的兒子知道，如果他到西點軍校來學習會得到什么。”

一對中年夫婦走近一名非常漂亮的女學員，問她是否愿意擺個姿勢照相。他們解釋說：“我們想讓兒子知道他沒來西點軍校錯過了什么。”

Present for Girlfriend

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.

The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No-engrave it ‘To my one and only love‘. That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again."

送給女友的禮物

在一家珠寶店里，一位年輕人買了一個貴重的小金盒作為送給女友的禮物。“要我把她的名字刻在上面嗎?”珠寶商問道。

那名顧客想了一會兒，然后說道：“不--在上面刻‘給我唯一的愛’。這樣，如果我們鬧崩了，我還可以再用到它。”

Be Careful What You Wish For

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband‘s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I‘d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

慎重許愿

一對結婚25周年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。

慶祝活動中，一位仙女出現(xiàn)了。她說，由于他們是已經結婚25年的恩愛夫妻，因此她給許給這對夫妻每個人一個愿望。

妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一聲，她的手中出現(xiàn)了一張票。

接下來該丈夫許愿了。他猶豫片刻，害羞地說，“那我想要一位比我年輕30歲的女人。”

仙女拾起了魔術棒。“呯!”，他變成了90歲。

Wood Fire

One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. "Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattened."

"Does that mean," asked the other, "that they make ashes of themselves?"

森林之火

一名婦女向她最好的朋友大談雄性動物的特性：“丈夫們就像是森林里的火，一不注意，他們就會燃燒起來。”

“那是不是意味著，”另一個問道，“他們將自己燒成灰燼?”

Best Reward

A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.

"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I‘d pulled you out, they‘d chuck me in."

最好的獎賞

一名海軍軍官從甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。這位軍官問如何才能酬謝他。

“最好的辦法，長官，”這名水手說，“是別聲張這事。如果其他人知道我救了您，他們會把我扔下去的。”

Napoleon Was Ill

Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year.

"He‘s a good boy," said Jack‘s father, "and if you let him pass this time, I‘m sure he‘ll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well."

"No, no, that‘s quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn‘t know!"

"Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack‘s father. "You see, I‘m afraid we don‘t take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill."

拿破侖病了

杰克到一所大學去學歷史。第一學期結束時，歷史課教授沒讓他及格。學校讓他退學。然而，杰克的父親決定去見教授，強烈要求讓杰克繼續(xù)來年的學業(yè)。

“他是個好孩子，”杰克的父親說：“您要是讓他這次及格，我相信他明年會有很大進步，學期結束時，他一定會考好的。”

“不，不，那不可能，”教授馬上回答。“你知道嗎?上個月我問他拿破侖什么時候死的，他都不知道。”

“先生，請再給他一次機會吧。”杰克的父親說：“你不知道，恐怕是因為我們家沒有訂報紙。我們家的人連拿破侖病了都不知道。”

He Was Only Wrong by Two

Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren‘t always smart enought to be accepted by the college.

One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination. "Well," the dean said after some persuasion, "I‘d better ask him a few questions first."

Then he turned to the student and asked him some very easy questions, but the student didn‘t know any of the answers.

At last the dean said, "Well, what‘s five times seven?"

The student thought for a long time and then answered, "Thirty-six."

The dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair, but the coach said earnestly, "Oh, please let him in, sir! He was only wrong by two."

他的得數(shù)只比正確答案多二

杰克霍金斯是美國一所學院的橄欖球隊教練，他竭力想物色好球員。但是好球員學業(yè)不行，院方不愿錄取。

有一天，教練帶著一位優(yōu)秀的年輕球員去見院長，希望院方同意他免試入學。經過一番勸說后院長說：“那我最好先問問他幾個問題。”

然后他轉向學生，問了幾個非常簡單的問題?？墒悄莻€學生一個也答不上來。

最后院長說：“那么，五乘七得多少?”

學生想了很久，然后回答說：“三十六。”

院長攤開雙手失望地看了看教練?？墒墙叹氄J真地說，“噢，錄取他吧，先生。他的答案只比正確答案多二。”

Real Play

When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater‘s current production and write a critique. After viewing a particularly fine performance, one student wrote: "The play was so real, I thought I was actually sitting on my couch at home, watching it on television."

逼真的戲劇

我在北達科他州立大學教戲劇入門課時，要求學生們去看學校劇團當時的演出，并寫一篇評論?？戳艘粓鰳O為精彩的演出后，一名學生寫道：“這部戲劇是如此逼真，以致于我認為我自己是坐在家里的沙發(fā)上，從電視上看到的。”

初中英語小故事

The Princess & the Pea

Once upon a time there lived a handsome Prince Jake.He liked playing and singing

and liked eating cake.

One day,his mum told him to sort out his life."My son,"said Queen Bella,"we must find you a wife!"

So,day after day,the Queen asked to tea all the princesses for her son to see.

Click on the princesses to send them away!

"I don"t want to marry any of them!"declared Prince Jake."I want to marry a real princess,and these are all fake!"

"Oh dear,"said Queen Bella,"What shall I do?I simply must find the right wife for you!"

so,the Prince and the Queen thought of a test.They made a bed on which the princess could rest.

Said the Prince,"if she can not feel this one little pea.She is no real princess and no pride to be!"

Click on the bed to pile the mattressess on top of the pea.

One stormy night,the was a knock at the door.A young lady stood there,wet,tired and footsore.

"You poor young thing!"Queen Bella said."Come in and rest your weary head!"

"Did you sleep well?"asked the Prince Jake the next day."No!"she said,"and my name is Fizz by the way."

"Oh dear.what was wrong?"asked the Prince in a tizz."There was a terrible bump in the bed,"replied Fizz.

"I just couldn"t sleep a wink all night long.I tossed and I turned.but the bed felt all wrong."

"Oh this princess is no fake!"cried Prince Jake.

"Only a real princess could feel one little pea! oh please,Pincess Fizz,will you marry me?"

So,after a feast of joy and great laughter.They lived,we are told,happily ever after!

Click on Jake and Fizz to see the confetti fly!

公主和豌豆

從前有一個英俊的王子杰克。他喜歡玩耍、唱歌和吃蛋糕。

一天，他的媽媽告訴他要挑選一下自己的生活。“我的兒子，”貝勒女王說，“我們必須給你找到一個妻子!”

所以，一天又一天，女王將所有的公主夠叫來喝茶來讓他的兒子看看。

(點擊公主將他們送走。)

“我不想和他們中的任何人結婚!”杰克王子宣布，“我想和一個真正的公主結婚，這些都是假的!”

“哦，親愛的，”貝勒女王說，“我怎么做才好呢?我僅僅是必須給你找個合適的妻子!”

所以，王子和女王想出了一個測試方法。他們做了一個可以供給公主休息的床。

王子說，“如果她不能感覺到這個小豌豆。她就不是真正的公主，也就不能成為(我的)新娘!”

(點擊床將床墊放到豌豆上)

一個暴風雨晚上，有人敲門。一個年輕的女士站在那里，渾身淋透，疲憊不堪，腳也受傷了。

“可憐的孩子!”貝克女王說。“進來休息一下吧!”

“你休息得好嗎?”第二天王子問。“不好!”她說，“順便說一下，我的名字是菲絲。”

“哦，親愛的。有什么不對勁嗎?”王子興奮地問。“床上有個可怕的突起。”菲絲回答。

“一整夜我都沒有睡著。我翻來覆去。床一點都不對勁。”

“哦，這個公主是真的!”貝克王子喊。

“只有真正的公主才能感覺到一個小豌豆!哦，菲絲公主，你可以嫁給我嗎?”

所以，一場充滿愉快和歡笑的宴會過后。我們知道，他們生活得很快樂!

(點擊貝克和菲絲看看糖果飛出來。)

簡單的英語小故事

A fox and a goat

An unlucky fox fell into a well, It was quite deep, so he could not get out by himself.

A goat came. He asked the fox:”what are you doing? The fox said : "There will be no water, so I jumped down to get some water. Why don’t you jump down, too?"

The goat jumped into the well.

But the fox jumped on the goat’s back and out of the well. "Good-bye, friend," said the fox. "Remember next time don’t trust the advice of a man in difficulties."

Thank you!

狐貍和山羊

一只不走運的狐貍，失足掉到了井里。井很深，他無法跳出來。

一只山羊經過這里，便問狐貍在井下做什么。狐貍說：“哦，你沒有聽說嗎?這里將要大旱，因此我跳進來取水，為什么你不下來一起喝呢?”

山羊相信了狐貍的話，就真的跳進井里。狐貍立即跳上山羊的背，又一跳，跳上了井沿。

“再見，朋友，”狐貍說，“記住，不要相信一個身陷麻煩的人的建議。”

上面就是聽力課堂的老師帶給大家的初中英語小故事，是不是覺得很有趣呢，我們能夠在歡聲笑語中把英語學好，你也可以把這些小故事講給你的朋友哦。