英文笑話：Want a day off 想請一天假
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.""We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off.""Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!"
一天，史密斯去見他的客戶部領導，“老板”，斯密斯說，“我們家明天要大搞清潔，我老婆需要我回去幫忙清潔閣樓和車庫，搬搬挪挪什么的。”“斯密斯啊，你也知道，我們現在人手已經不夠了”老板說，“明天的假我是沒法給你批了”。“多謝老板，” Smith說，“我就知道跟著您干準沒錯”。
