老外眼中的中國人，說中了沒？

1.You look like you are 18.

你看起來好像才18歲。(東方人普遍看起來年輕, 呵呵)

2.You like to eat chicken feet.

你喜歡吃雞腳。

3.You suck on fish heads and fish fins.

你吃魚時會吸魚頭和魚鰭。(他們都是直接切掉的)

4.You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror.

你的車子后視鏡上會吊中國擺設(shè)。

5.You sing karaoke.

你唱KTV。(唐人街才有的玩意兒)

6.Your house is covered with tile.

你的房子鋪的是瓷磚。(老外都是木板或地毯)

7.Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of grease.

你的廚房覆蓋著一層厚厚的油脂(愛炒東西的緣故)

8.Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.

你的爐子上面有鋁箔。

9.You leave the plastic covers on your remote control.

你的遙控器外面包著塑料。(發(fā)現(xiàn)真的只有中國人才這樣)

10.You"ve never kissed your mom or dad.

你從沒吻過你父母。(中國人誰這樣?)

11.You"ve never hugged your mom or dad.

你從沒抱過你父母。(幼兒園時算不算?)

12.Your unassisted vision is worse than 200/500.

你不帶眼睛，視力卻低于200/500。