白領英語晨讀經(jīng)典365 128　The Problem with Guys　男人的問題

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　　The problem with GUYS:

　　If you treat them nicely,he says you are in love with him;

　　If you don't,he says you are pround.

　　If you dress nicely,he says you are trying to lure him;

　　If you don't ,he says you are from Kampunc.

　　If you argue with him,he says you are stubborn;

　　If you keep silent,he says you have no brains.

　　If you are smater than him,he will lose face;

　　If he is smarter than you ,he is great,but you are foll.

　　If you don't love him,he tries to possess you;

　　If you love him,he will try to leave you.

　　If you tell him your problem,he says you are troublesome;

　　If don't ,he says that you don''t trust him.

男人的問題是：

如果你對他好，他說你愛上他了。

對他不好，他說你驕傲。

如果你穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他。

如果不，他說你是鄉(xiāng)下來的。

如果你跟他理論，他說你固執(zhí)。

如果你沉默，他說你沒大腦！

如果你比他聰明，他會感到丟臉。

如果他比你聰明，他就是有智慧，而你是傻瓜。

如果你不愛他，他想擁有你。

如果你愛他，他就想離開你。

如果你告訴他你的問題，他說你麻煩。

如果不，他說你不信任他。