人們意識(shí)到他們和一個(gè)“怪物”生活在一起，不得不分享證據(jù)

人們意識(shí)到他們和一個(gè)“怪物”生活在一起，不得不分享證據(jù)

If you never lived in a flat-share, were you even a student for realz? The question doesn’t really have an answer, but it shows one thing. Living with another person under one roof is a one-of-a-kind experience.

如果你從來(lái)沒(méi)有住過(guò)合租公寓，你還是realz的學(xué)生嗎?這個(gè)問(wèn)題并沒(méi)有真正的答案，但它表明了一件事。與人同住在一個(gè)屋檐下是一種獨(dú)一無(wú)二的經(jīng)歷。

And it’s not only about leaving dirty socks in plain sight, bringing in a bunch of friends at 2 am, or borrowing chocolate biscuits with 0.001% intention to return them. Whichever side you were, or currently are, standing on, you probably feel right and the other person is most likely wrong.

不僅僅是把臟襪子放在顯眼的地方，在凌晨2點(diǎn)把一群朋友帶來(lái)，或者借巧克力餅干并打算把它們還回去。無(wú)論你過(guò)去站在哪一邊，或者現(xiàn)在站在哪一邊，你都可能覺(jué)得自己是對(duì)的，而對(duì)方很可能是錯(cuò)的。

But in the land of flat- and house-sharing, there are no right or wrong people, there’s only a nasty-meter that goes up every single time you put an empty pack of ice cream back to rest in the freezer. Call it an exaggeration, but god is in the details when it comes to flat-sharing.

但在合租公寓的國(guó)度里，沒(méi)有對(duì)或錯(cuò)的人，只有每次你把空的冰淇淋袋放回冰箱里時(shí)，可惡就會(huì)上升一米。你可以說(shuō)這是一種夸張，但說(shuō)到合租公寓，一切都在細(xì)節(jié)中。

#1 Thesis Due In A Few Days And I Don’t Need This Extra Stress Of People Stealing My Stuff From The Communal Fridge

再過(guò)幾天就要交論文了，我不想再承受別人從公用冰箱里偷我東西的壓力

#2 The Way My Dad Puts Things Away In The Fridge. This Is A Piece Of Steak

我爸爸把東西放在冰箱里的樣子。這是一塊牛排

#3 My Husband Bought Memory Foam For “His Side Of The Bed”

我丈夫?yàn)?ldquo;他的那一邊”買(mǎi)了記憶棉

#4 My Wife Putting This Peanut Butter In The Trash Because It’s Empty

我妻子把花生醬扔進(jìn)了垃圾桶因?yàn)樗强盏?/strong>