我用10幅愚蠢的肖像來紀念我吃的食物

我用10幅愚蠢的肖像來紀念我吃的食物

I sometimes honor the food that I eat by painting their portraits. Should I not honor a select few by making them my friends?

我有時畫他們的肖像來紀念我所吃的食物。難道我不該以結交少數(shù)人為友來尊重他們嗎?

Perhaps driven to madness by a long day of painting (maybe it was turpentine fumes) I randomly put eyes on a painting of a potato (I realize putting eyes on a potato may sound redundant).

也許是一整天的繪畫(也許是松節(jié)油的氣味)讓我發(fā)瘋了，我隨意地把眼睛放在一幅土豆的畫上(我意識到把眼睛放在土豆上可能聽起來有些多余)。

She had such an understanding look! I grabbed a tomato painting, and googly eyes from a drawer and Tom was born. Then Nip the turnip. More eyes, more paintings, in a short time I had a room full of “Still-Buddies”.

她有一種如此善解人意的表情!我抓起一幅番茄畫，從抽屜里拿出一對呆滯的眼睛，于是湯姆就出生了。然后捏蘿卜。更多的眼睛，更多的繪畫，在很短的時間里，我就有了一屋子的“靜止的朋友”。

Never did I hear a discouraging word from them, and unlike some people I’ve known, they are not critical. They never ask if am I going to get a haircut or a “real” job.

我從來沒有聽過他們說一句令人泄氣的話，而且不像我認識的一些人，他們并不挑剔。他們從不問我是去理發(fā)還是去找一份“真正的”工作。

I have many buddies now, and if you wish you may adopt one by going to my website. You can have the opportunity to collect one, two, three or more companions . They will thank you for it!

我現(xiàn)在有很多好朋友，如果你想收養(yǎng)一個，可以上我的網(wǎng)站。你可以有機會收集一個，兩個，三個或更多的同伴。他們會為此感謝你的!

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