愚蠢的“名人名言”

愚蠢的“名人名言”

Everyone says something stupid from time to time. Though, most of us probably get away with it pretty easily, since people just laugh it off and forget about our silly brain farts pretty fast. However, if you're famous then it's a completely different story. It appears that everything a celebrity says (or tweets) is carefully logged on the internet and available at all times. Especially if that person doesn't appear to be the smartest cookie in the jar.

每個(gè)人都時(shí)不時(shí)地說(shuō)些蠢話。盡管如此，我們大多數(shù)人可能很容易就能擺脫它，因?yàn)槿藗冎皇且恍α酥?，很快就忘記了我們愚蠢的大腦。然而，如果你很有名，那就完全是另一回事了。似乎一個(gè)名人說(shuō)的每句話(或推特)都被小心地記錄在互聯(lián)網(wǎng)上，并隨時(shí)可用。特別是如果那個(gè)人看起來(lái)不是那么聰明。

We here at Bored Panda decided to dig into that cloud of shame and find out what are the most clueless things celebrities have said. From funny to completely delusional, the quotes will certainly make you feel better that you're not the one who said these things in public. Scroll below to read the list!

我們Bored Panda欄目決定深入挖掘這一恥辱的面紗，找出明星們說(shuō)過(guò)的最愚蠢的話。從搞笑到完全的妄想，這些名言肯定會(huì)讓你感覺(jué)更好，因?yàn)槟悴皇窃诠矆?chǎng)合說(shuō)這些話的人。滾動(dòng)下面閱讀列表!

#1 Britney Spears

布蘭妮·斯皮爾斯

britneyspears

"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa"

“我從來(lái)沒(méi)有想過(guò)要去日本。只是因?yàn)槲也幌矚g吃魚(yú)。我知道這在非洲很流行"

#2 Paris Hilton

帕麗斯·希爾頓

parishilton

"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."

“不，不，我沒(méi)有去英國(guó)，我去了倫敦。”

#3 Kanye West

坎耶·維斯特

David Shankbone

"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."

“我其實(shí)不喜歡思考。我想人們認(rèn)為我喜歡思考，而我不喜歡。我根本不喜歡思考。”

#4 Shaquille O’neal

沙奎爾·奧尼爾

shaq Verified

Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?” Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”

記者:“你去希臘的時(shí)候參觀過(guò)帕特農(nóng)神廟嗎?”沙奎爾·奧尼爾:“我真的不記得我們?nèi)サ哪切┚銟?lè)部的名字了。”

#5 Carl Everett

卡爾·埃弗雷特

Galaksiafervojo

"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."

上帝創(chuàng)造了太陽(yáng)、星星、天空和地球，然后又創(chuàng)造了亞當(dāng)和夏娃。圣經(jīng)里從來(lái)沒(méi)有提到過(guò)恐龍。當(dāng)你從未見(jiàn)過(guò)恐龍時(shí)，你就不能說(shuō)它們存在了。有人真的看到亞當(dāng)和夏娃在吃蘋(píng)果。沒(méi)人見(jiàn)過(guò)雷克斯暴龍。”

#6 Christina Aguilera

克里斯蒂娜·阿奎萊拉

xtina

"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

“那么，今年的戛納電影節(jié)在哪里舉行呢?”

#7 Jessica Simpson

杰西卡·辛普森

jessicasimpson

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”

“這是雞還是魚(yú)?”我知道是金槍魚(yú)，但上面寫(xiě)的是‘海雞’。”

#8 Jaden Smith

賈登·史密斯

c.syresmith

“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”

“如果世界上的每個(gè)人都輟學(xué)，我們的社會(huì)將會(huì)更加智能。”