分辨著名畫家的藝術(shù)的技巧

一個(gè)愚蠢但準(zhǔn)確的指南，如何認(rèn)識(shí)著名畫家的藝術(shù)

Art history can be an incredibly complicated topic and a really tough nut to crack for anyone who hasn’t spent years upon years learning the various intricacies and subtleties needed to master the subject.

藝術(shù)史可能是一個(gè)非常復(fù)雜的話題，對(duì)于那些沒有花很多年時(shí)間學(xué)習(xí)掌握這門學(xué)科所需的各種錯(cuò)綜復(fù)雜和微妙之處的人來說，這確實(shí)是一個(gè)很難攻克的難題。

Luckily for all art lovers who just haven’t got the time to understand all the ins and outs of art history, the internet has provided some hilarious and easy-to-grasp tips on how to recognize the work of famous painters. Here is a list of the funniest and most accurate advice, so that you can impress your friends and family the next time you go to a museum or want to talk about something impressive at the dinner table. Scroll down, upvote your favorites, and leave us a comment with your views about art, classical paintings and what you thought of these tips.

幸運(yùn)的是，對(duì)于那些沒有時(shí)間了解藝術(shù)史所有細(xì)節(jié)的藝術(shù)愛好者來說，互聯(lián)網(wǎng)提供了一些既有趣又容易掌握的小竅門，教你如何識(shí)別著名畫家的作品。下面是一些最有趣、最準(zhǔn)確的建議，這樣，下次你去博物館或想在餐桌上談?wù)撘恍┝钊擞∠笊羁痰氖虑闀r(shí)，你就能給你的朋友和家人留下深刻的印象。向下滾動(dòng)，投票你最喜歡的，給我們留下你對(duì)藝術(shù)、古典繪畫的看法和你對(duì)這些技巧的看法。

#1 If Everyone – Including The Women – Looks Like Putin, Then It’s Van Eyck

如果所有人——包括女性——都長(zhǎng)得像普京，那么這個(gè)人就是范艾克

#2 If Everyone Looks Like Hobos Illuminated Only By A Dim Streetlamp, It’s Rembrandt

如果每個(gè)人看起來都像流浪漢，只有昏暗的路燈才能照亮他們，那就是倫勃朗

#3 If It’s Something You Saw On Your Acid Trip Last Night, It’s Dali

如果是你昨晚在迷幻藥之旅中看到的東西，那就是達(dá)利

#4 If The Paintings Have Lots Of Little People In Them But Also Have A Ton Of Crazy Bulls#%t, It’s Bosch

如果畫中有很多小人，但也有很多瘋狂的公牛，那就是博世

#5 If Everybody Has Some Sort Of Body Malfunction, Then It’s Picasso

如果每個(gè)人都有身體問題，那一定是畢加索

#6 Lord Of The Rings Landscapes With Weird Blue Mist And The Same Wavy-Haired Aristocratic-Nose Madonna, It’s Da Vinci

《指環(huán)王》中奇異的藍(lán)色霧靄，還有同樣的卷發(fā)貴族鼻子麥當(dāng)娜，這就是達(dá)芬奇

#7 Dappled Light And Unhappy Party-Time People, Then It’s Manet

斑駁的燈光和不快樂的聚會(huì)時(shí)間的人，這是馬奈

#8 If You See A Ballerina, It’s Degas

如果你看到一個(gè)芭蕾舞女演員，那一定是德加

#9 Dappled Light But No Figures, It’s Monet

斑駁的燈光，但沒有數(shù)字，這是莫奈

#10 If Everyone Is Beautiful, Naked, And Stacked, It’s Michelangelo

如果每個(gè)人都是美麗的、裸體的、身材勻稱的，那就是米開朗基羅

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