休閑對(duì)話：老婆值多少錢(qián)？

Jake: Isn’t it great news for we men who can’t afford a wife here? I promise that I will get married at the end of the year.

這對(duì)于我們結(jié)不起婚的男人來(lái)說(shuō)，真是個(gè)好消息。我承諾今年年底結(jié)婚。

Jim: What news? Stop making promises that you cannot keep. Mom is not going to buy your stories again.

什么消息?不要許那些你實(shí)現(xiàn)不了的承諾。老媽不會(huì)再買(mǎi)你帳的。

Jake: I am serious. 35 thousand RMB can buy you a wife from Vietnam. A beautiful, mild and considerate one.

我認(rèn)真的。 三萬(wàn)五可以買(mǎi)一個(gè)越南妹。一個(gè)漂亮的，溫柔的，體貼的越南妹妹。

Jim: Are you thinking about committing a crime? You know better.

你不會(huì)是想犯罪吧?你知道的。

Jake: Definitely legal. A coffee only costs 7 RMB there. Everything is cheap. And the girls there are desperate for foreigners like us.

絕對(duì)合法。一杯咖啡只要7塊。所有的東西的都很便宜。那些女生都特想嫁給我們這樣的外國(guó)人。

Jim: Are you sure they are your type? Let alone the language problem. I mean you cannot marry someone because of your money. Anyway, neither of us is rich.

你確定她們是你的類(lèi)型嗎?更別提語(yǔ)言問(wèn)題了。我是說(shuō)你不能娶一個(gè)因?yàn)槟沐X(qián)的人。再說(shuō)，我們倆也不是那么有錢(qián)。

Jake: Stop being pretentious. Don’t you want to settle down? Your girl has got married with a much richer guy. You can not hit on her any more. Wake up, dude.

不要作了。你難道不想生活安定下來(lái)嗎?你的女朋友已經(jīng)嫁給一個(gè)比你更有錢(qián)的男人了。 你不能再對(duì)她有幻想了。醒醒吧，哥們兒。

Jim: I am not ready for another relationship. Maybe she will come back. I need to watch her back, in case that fucking man hurts her.

我還沒(méi)有準(zhǔn)備好一段新戀情。也許她會(huì)回來(lái)。我得看著她，萬(wàn)一那個(gè)該死的混蛋欺負(fù)她。

Jake: You are hopeless.

你真是沒(méi)救了。

Jim: I just have faith bro. I am not like you, prick. You can double date and mess with your ex-girlfriend’s best friend.

我只是有信仰。我不像你，臭混蛋。 你可以腳踏兩只船，跟你前女友的最好的朋友亂搞。