休閑對話：驗屁屁機(jī)

Luna: Some hotels will provide meticulous service that they will pass toilet papers just after going to the WC for guest. Take a cite of a hotel in Shenzhen. There will still be a waiter standing beside you when you are pissing. And he will pass the toilet paper quickly as soon as you finished.

有的酒店服務(wù)特別周到，上完廁所之后都有遞紙巾服務(wù)。深圳就有一個酒店，男士正在尿尿的時候，旁邊就有個人在那看著，看你快結(jié)束了，馬上就把紙巾遞上去。

Uncle Tony: How uncomfortable it is!

那多不自在!

Luna: How fine the service is!

這服務(wù)多周到!

Uncle Tony: There is also some automatic service without anybody in the hotel toilet. Once I went to the WC in a five-star hotel. After finishing, I found out something was the same hight to the urinal. So I moved my face to have a look on it. Suddenly, a column of water spurt to my face.

也有酒店廁所的服務(wù)是自動化的，沒有人。一次我在五星級大酒店上廁所，上完之后，發(fā)現(xiàn)有一個和便池一邊高的東西，我就把臉湊過去看，結(jié)果一股水，一下子就噴到我臉上了。

Luna: Oh! Didn’t it wash the ass?

啊!那不是洗屁股的么!

Uncle Tony: Yeah, but I didn’t know then!

是啊，我當(dāng)時不知道啊!

Luna: Was it inductive?

那個是感應(yīng)的么?

Uncle Tony: Maybe.

可能是.

Luna: Haw haw! There should be a “Test Ass Machine” and the “Voice Alarm System”. When your face approaches to it, it will said, “ I’m so sorry, this is the false ass, please change to the true ass!”

哈哈!那玩意上面應(yīng)該有個驗屁屁機(jī)，還有語音系統(tǒng)報警，當(dāng)你臉湊過去的時候，他就說：“對不起這張是假屁屁，請換真屁屁!”

Uncle Tony: My face wouldn’t be spurt in this way.

這樣我的臉就不能被噴到了。

Luna: Yeah, but sometimes a face is so same like a ass. It is a little difficult for the Test Ass Machine to identify much clearly. We’d better allow for it. Haw haw!

是啊，但是人的臉和屁股真的長的挺像的。要辨認(rèn)那么清楚，還挺為難那個驗屁屁機(jī)的，我們也得理解它的苦衷。哈哈～～～