休閑對話：知道什么是放屁扶著墻嗎？

Felian: I will not have supper! I wanna be slim.

今天晚飯不吃了，我想再瘦點。

Mr Xu: You are so thin that no need to be more slim. Aren’t you afraid that you will hold the wall when farting?

你都瘦成那樣了，還減什么啊!你不怕放屁扶著強啊?

Felian: What’s meaning of “hold the wall when farting”?

什么叫放屁扶著墻?

Mr Xu: It means that a person is too thin to have force when farting, so she must hold the wall.Otherwise she will fall in a faint.

就是人太瘦了，連放屁的力氣都沒有力氣了，所以就得扶著墻，要不該暈了。

Felian: Haw-haw!That will be very funny, if it’s really true!

哈哈!要真是這樣，當時的狀態(tài)豈不是很搞笑。

Mr Xu: Just thin like you!You have to hold the wall if you eat noting only for three days.

像你這樣的，三天不吃飯就得扶墻了!

Felian: Don't mention three days.I will see stars just for skipping one regular meal and I will hold the wall when farting!

別說三天了，我一頓不吃就眼冒金星，放屁扶著墻了。

Tony: This is similar to the rocket launch theory that you will be launched out because of your light weight when farting!

這個也符合了火箭發(fā)射的原理。一放屁，因為太瘦了，人就發(fā)射出去了!

Felian: This theory which is due to a fart is just like a theory which is due to an apple.

這是一個屁引發(fā)的理論，就像一個蘋果引發(fā)的理論一樣。