休閑對話：你吃過離婚蛋糕嗎?

Cathy: Isn’t that cute? I would not like to have even a little bite.

好可愛啊.我都舍不得咬哪怕一小口.

Mike: Trust me! You will if you dumped a terrible man. It’s a divorce cake for God's sake.

相信我. 如果你甩了一個很差勁的男人,你會的.這可是離婚蛋糕啊.

Cathy: Really? I only heard about wedding cakes.

真的? 我只聽說過結婚蛋糕.

Mike: So there should be divorce cakes. People tend to celebrate weddings. I think it’s time for giving best wishes for divorcing.

所以就應該有離婚蛋糕啊.人們傾向于慶祝婚禮.我覺得是時候祝福離婚了.

Cathy: You just stole my words. People can mark it in a big and tasty way.

你說的太對了.人們可以以一種盛大的可口的方式來紀念離婚.

Mike: Why not? Being single again means I am available for another better relationship.

為什么不呢? 恢復單身意味著我又可以來一段更好的戀情了.

Cathy: Are you still disturbing yourself about Jake?

你是不是還在為杰克的事情耿耿于懷啊?

Mike: No. I am over him. He doesn’t even deserve a divorce cake. I would make a dumping husband cake by myself. I can’t kill him in life. But I can make him the ugliest on the cake.

不.我們已經結束了.他根本不配離婚蛋糕.我會自己做一個 “甩夫” 蛋糕.我不能在現實生活中殺了他,但是我可以把蛋糕上的他做的很丑.

Cathy: You are evil! You know what? You do have a talent. We should start a special bakery for heartborken people.

你真的很壞! 知道不?你真的很有天賦啊.我們應該為那些心碎的人開一個特別的烘焙店.

Mike: Good idea. I prefer greenback to men now.

好主意. 我現在更喜歡綠色的東西:美金