休閑對話：在螃蟹的傷口上撒鹽

丈夫: Baby, tonight I'll boil crabs for you.

寶貝，今天晚上給你煮螃蟹吃。

妻子: OK, I like crabs very much.

好呀，我喜歡吃螃蟹。

丈夫: Baby, are we too cruel to boil the live ones? Look, they are struggling in the boiling water.

寶貝，我們把它們活活煮死，是不是太殘忍了?看，它們還在開水里掙扎著呢。

丈夫: Just hide behind me.

躲在我身后吧。

妻子: Sweet heart, did you add salt?

親愛的，你放鹽了嗎?

丈夫: …I thought you were scared!

……我還以為你害怕了!