休閑對話：自相矛盾對話版

Salesman: Come on ,everybody! Come here and have a look at my amazing spear and shield.

瞧一瞧，看一看!大家來看我驚人的矛和盾吧!

Customer: Well,they're not bad.

它們看起來不錯(cuò)嘛。

Salesman: Not bad?They are the best! Have you seen my spear?It's the sharpest in the world. My spear could stab through any shield.

不錯(cuò)?它們可是最好的!你瞧見我的矛了沒有?它是世界上最鋒利的矛了。它可以刺透任何盾。

Customer: Oh,really? Is your shield the best，too?

噢，是嗎?那么你的盾也是最好的么?

Salesman: Yes,of course. My shield is the strongest.It can stop any spear in the world.

當(dāng)然是了。我的盾是最結(jié)實(shí)的，它能抵擋住世界上任何矛。

Customer: Then...what happens if your spear hits against your shield?

那么......如果用你的矛刺你的盾，結(jié)果會怎么樣呢?

Salesman: Oh-I forgot about my powerful spear!

噢—我把我自己厲害的矛給忘了。