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OLDER TED: Kids, when you're single,
all you're looking for is happily-ever-after,
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but only one of your stories
can end that way.
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The rest end with someone getting hurt.
This is one of those stories.
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- And it starts with a shirt.
- A shirt?
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Just listen.
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OLDER TED; Because none of this
would have happened
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if it hadn't have been for that shirt
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(MUSIC PLA YING ON STEREO)
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孩子們當(dāng)你們單身時(shí)
致力于尋找終身幸福
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但是在你經(jīng)歷的所有愛(ài)情故事里
只有一次能圓滿結(jié)局
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其它的則最終以一方受傷結(jié)束
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我將講述的就是一個(gè)這樣結(jié)束的故事
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它因?yàn)橐患r衫而開(kāi)始
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襯衫
聽(tīng)我說(shuō)
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要不是那件襯衫
這件事情是不可能發(fā)生的