老爸老媽的浪漫史第四季24

[00:00.77]Every architect can point to that one design that changed their career.
[00:00.77]每一個(gè)建筑師都有一件拿的出手的杰作 這是他們職業(yè)的輝煌轉(zhuǎn)折點(diǎn)
[00:04.51]For me,it was around the time of my 31st birthday.
[00:04.51]對(duì)于我來(lái)說(shuō) 是在31歲的生日創(chuàng)造出的杰作
[00:07.44]It wasn't a museum or a concert hall or a skyscraper.
[00:07.44]它既不是博物館 音樂(lè)廳 也不是摩天樓
[00:12.22]It was something else.
[00:12.22]是別的建筑
[00:13.45]We're opening a restaurant called Rib Town,and we want it to be shaped...
[00:13.45]我們要開(kāi)一家叫肋骨城的餐廳 最好它的形狀是...
[00:17.81]Like a cowboy hat.
[00:17.81]像一頂牛仔帽
[00:21.59]Look,I need the work.
[00:21.59]聽(tīng)著 我需要這份工作
[00:22.76]I don't have any other options.
[00:22.76]我別無(wú)選擇啊
[00:24.14]Well,there's always that teaching job.
[00:24.14]嗯 還可以去教課嘛
[00:25.58]Yeah,I didn't work this hard toe stuck in some crappy,dead-end teaching job.
[00:25.58]哼 我累死累活得才不是為了去教書(shū)呢 遜斃了還沒(méi)前途
[00:29.80]No offense,Lily.
[00:29.80]絕無(wú)冒犯之意 Lily
[00:31.04]I got peed on three times today. No arguments here.
[00:31.04]我今天被小孩淋尿了三次 不想再爭(zhēng)論什么了
[00:34.31]I just gotta nail this hat building so,I'll see you all in three days.
[00:34.31]我要專心設(shè)計(jì)這間牛仔帽餐廳去了 三天后見(jiàn)吧
[00:39.30]For the next three days,I worked harder than I'd ever worked in my life.
[00:39.30]接下來(lái)三天 我非常非常認(rèn)真得投入到設(shè)計(jì)工作中去
[00:44.20]And I got... nowhere.
[00:44.20]卻是... 毫無(wú)進(jìn)展
[00:50.93]Hey,Ted,whatcha doing?
[00:50.93]嘿 Ted 在干嘛呢?
[00:52.71]Designing a building shaped like a hat.
[00:52.71]設(shè)計(jì)一間帽子形狀的餐廳
[00:55.08]- Now a good time to chat? - No.
[00:55.08]- 所以現(xiàn)在不適合聊天咯? - 不適合
[00:56.92]So,what do you think of Robin?
[00:56.92]你覺(jué)得Robin怎么樣?
[00:58.84]Barney,I really need to get to work,so...
[00:58.84]Barney 我要開(kāi)始工作了 所以...
[01:01.33]Great.Say you and I went suit-shopping,
[01:01.33]好吧 假設(shè)咱們?cè)谫I西裝
[01:04.22]and you happened upon a beautiful suit,a beautiful Canadian suit.
[01:04.22]你看中了其中一件 一件很不錯(cuò)的加拿大西裝
[01:10.48]Double-breasted.
[01:10.48]雙排扣的
[01:13.25]You try it on,but it's not exactly the right fit for you.
[01:13.25]你試了試 覺(jué)得并不合身
[01:16.42]So,you put it back. Then I try it on.
[01:16.42]于是你放回去了 然后我試了下
[01:19.66]I don't really want to take the same suit that you had your eye on,
[01:19.66]我并不想買你看上的同一款西裝
[01:23.52]but at the same time,I really like that suit.
[01:23.52]但是這次 我是真的很喜歡這款
[01:28.89]Buy the suit,Barney. You clearly care about it.
[01:28.89]去買吧 Barney 顯然你真的很喜歡它
[01:32.04]Tell the suit how you feel.
[01:32.04]告訴這件西裝你的真實(shí)感受吧
[01:34.85]Okay.
[01:34.85]好的
[01:37.10]But Ted,remember that that was your answer because...
[01:37.10]但是Ted 記得這可是你說(shuō)的 因?yàn)?.
[01:43.75]The suit is Robin. I know!
[01:43.75]這件西裝就是Robin 我就知道!
[01:48.01]Right?
[01:48.01]對(duì)吧?
[01:49.93]- I'm with you,buddy. - You are now.
[01:49.93]- 我支持你 伙計(jì) - 你現(xiàn)在當(dāng)然這樣說(shuō)
[01:53.50]Because I explained it to you.
[01:53.50]因?yàn)槲腋闾裘髁?br /> [02:11.26]Come on,dude,you've been at this for three days without a break.
[02:11.26]好了 伙計(jì) 三天來(lái)你都晝夜不停得撲在這個(gè)設(shè)計(jì)上
[02:14.50]Now,it's your birthday.
[02:14.50]今天是你的生日
[02:15.61]Come up to the roof and have a beer with me.
[02:15.61]跟我到屋頂上喝啤酒吧
[02:17.01]No can do. Presentation is tomorrow.
[02:17.01]不行 明天就要演示設(shè)計(jì)了
[02:18.97]Hat buildings don't design themselves.
[02:18.97]帽子餐廳的設(shè)計(jì)圖可不會(huì)自動(dòng)蹦出來(lái)
[02:20.97]It's a rib joint for fat tourists.
[02:20.97]這是為肥胖游客設(shè)計(jì)的肋骨餐廳
[02:23.35]Just make sure the doors are wide and the chairs are reinforced.
[02:23.35]只要把門弄寬些 椅子結(jié)實(shí)點(diǎn)就行了
[02:25.85]Now,birthday beer on the roof. Let's go!
[02:25.85]好了 去屋頂喝慶生啤酒吧 走咯!
[02:28.97]Why do you want me to come up to the roof so bad?
[02:28.97]你為啥那么想讓我到屋頂去?
[02:31.09]What,are you throwing me a surprise party?
[02:31.09]干嘛 想給我一個(gè)驚喜的派對(duì)啊?
[02:33.19]What? Ted,we threw you a surprise party last year.
[02:33.19]什么? Ted 去年我們給你搞了個(gè)驚喜派對(duì)
[02:37.18]Okay,you don't get two surpse parties in a row.
[02:37.18]不可能連續(xù)兩年給你弄這個(gè)的
[02:40.14]I mean,the fact that anyone showed up at the first one was surprise enough,right?
[02:40.14]大家賞臉參加第一個(gè)派對(duì)就已經(jīng)夠驚喜了 對(duì)吧?
[02:43.73]Two surprise parties in a row!
[02:43.73]連續(xù)兩年辦驚喜派對(duì)!
[02:45.84]That is rich! That is rich!
[02:45.84]太有聊了! 太有聊了!
[02:50.71]Classic! He still won't come up.
[02:50.71]太經(jīng)典了! 他還是不肯上來(lái)
[02:55.65]Come on. What the crap?
[02:55.65]夠了 怎么回事啊?
[02:57.11]I knew having a second surprise party was a bad idea.
[02:57.11]我就說(shuō)辦第二次驚喜派對(duì)是個(gè)餿主意
[03:00.19]Yes,Robin,I know.
[03:00.19]是的 Robin 我知道了
[03:02.34]This party is... it's a disaster. It was my idea.
[03:02.34]這個(gè)派對(duì)真是... 真是場(chǎng)災(zāi)難 這是我出的主意
[03:06.92]I take responsibility.
[03:06.92]我來(lái)負(fù)責(zé)任
[03:10.44]And there's really only one thing to do about it.
[03:10.44]只能這樣做來(lái)彌補(bǔ)了
[03:17.90]- Oh,Marshall,no. - Lily,I have to do this!
[03:17.90]- 哦 Marshall 不要啊 - Lily 我一定要做!
[03:21.30]No point in putting it off any longer.
[03:21.30]這次什么也阻止不了我了
[03:23.80]I should explain.
[03:23.80]我要解釋一下
[03:25.08]You see,a few years earlier...
[03:25.08]你們瞧 幾年前...
[03:28.47]No,uh-uh,forget it. This is so not pimped out.
[03:28.47]不 算了吧 這玩意一點(diǎn)也不潮
[03:33.15]If anything,this is pimped in.
[03:33.15]或者說(shuō) 遜斃了
[03:36.87]You know who knows how to live? Those people.
[03:36.87]你知道誰(shuí)最會(huì)生活嗎? 那些家伙
[03:40.34]Ah,the rooftop patio one building over from ours.
[03:40.34]說(shuō)得是對(duì)面樓的天井
[03:43.82]Across a chasm of just six or seven feet awaited a landscaped paradise.
[03:43.82]跨越不過(guò)六七英尺鴻溝便可到達(dá)園林天堂
[03:48.14]And best of all...
[03:48.14]最美好的是...
[03:49.11]That looks to be one hot tub.
[03:49.11]那個(gè)浴池看著真棒
[03:54.79]Great. How do we get over there?
[03:54.79]很好 咱們?cè)趺催^(guò)去呢?
[03:56.42]What are we gonna do? Jump?
[03:56.42]我們?cè)趺崔k呢? 跳過(guò)去?
[04:08.58]I can jump that far.
[04:08.58]我可以跳得過(guò)去
[04:12.04]Marshall,lately it takes you two tries to get off the sofa.
[04:12.04]Marshall 你最近從沙發(fā)上跳下來(lái)都得跳個(gè)兩回了
[04:14.97]You can't jump that far.
[04:14.97]你跳不過(guò)去的
[04:18.34]- Really? - Really.
[04:18.34]- 真的? - 真的
[04:20.70]Watch me.
[04:20.70]看我的
[04:29.67]But he didn't jump.
[04:29.67]但是他沒(méi)跳
[04:31.02]******
[04:31.02]1小時(shí)后
[04:32.92]This actually is kind of nice.
[04:32.92]這個(gè)泡著其實(shí)也不賴
[04:34.86]Right? Right?
[04:34.86]對(duì)吧? 對(duì)吧?
[04:39.21]Okay...
[04:39.21]好的...
[04:40.04]And in the years that followed,he kept almost jumping.
[04:40.04]接下來(lái)幾年 他都是處于預(yù)備跳的狀態(tài)
[04:43.35]Okay... Okay!
[04:43.35]好了... 好了!
[04:50.41]But each time,without fail...
[04:50.41]但是每一次 毫無(wú)懸念的...
[04:52.77]Okay. Here we go.
[04:52.77]好了 我跳了
[04:55.40]He didn't jump.
[04:55.40]他都沒(méi)跳成
[04:57.23]But don't worry.
[04:57.23]請(qǐng)別擔(dān)心
[04:58.36]'Cause if I can make this jump tonight,it's totally gonna save the party.
[04:58.36]如果我今晚跳過(guò)去了 就還是能保住這個(gè)"驚喜"派對(duì)
[05:03.15]Honey,please get down from there.
[05:03.15]親愛(ài)的 求你下來(lái)吧
[05:05.36]Lily,when Evel Knievel sat astride his star-spangled rocket on the rim of Snake River Canyon,
[05:05.36]Lily 當(dāng)飛車英雄Evel Knievel 在蛇河峽谷邊緣跨上他的星條旗戰(zhàn)車
[05:11.95]do you think his wife said,Honey,get down from there?
[05:11.95]你覺(jué)得他的老婆會(huì)說(shuō)"親愛(ài)的 你下來(lái)吧'嗎?
[05:15.25]For the last time,I am not Linda Knievel!
[05:15.25]最后再說(shuō)一次 我不是Linda Knievel!
[05:18.67]I will never be Linda Knievel!
[05:18.67]我也不可能成為L(zhǎng)inda Knievel!
[05:22.60]You don't need to remind me.
[05:22.60]你不需要提醒我
[05:34.27]Marshall,please don't do this.
[05:34.27]Marshall 求你別這樣 別跳
[05:37.08]Lily,but I gotta do this.
[05:37.08]Lily 我非跳不可
[05:39.36]- You can't do this. - Why?
[05:39.36]- 你不能這樣做 - 為什么?
[05:42.02]You want a reason? I'll give you a reason. I'm pregnant.
[05:42.02]你想聽(tīng)理由? 那我就告訴你 我懷孕了
[05:48.01]Oh,my God!
[05:48.01]哦 天啊!
[05:49.44]Oh,my God,really?
[05:49.44]哦 天啊 真的嗎?
[05:51.63]Lily,I mean,I noticed that you gained some weight lately...
[05:51.63]Lily 我確實(shí)是覺(jué)得你最近胖了不少
[05:55.35]I was lying,you jerk!
[05:55.35]我騙你的 豬頭!
[05:58.26]Oh,go ahead and jump. I hope you die!
[05:58.26]盡管去跳吧 我巴不得你死了算了!
[06:04.30]That's all the permission I need.
[06:04.30]這算是同意了咯
[06:11.53]Listen,Robin...
[06:11.53]聽(tīng)著 Robin...
[06:17.68]- There's something I have to tell you. - But wait.
[06:17.68]- 我有話對(duì)你說(shuō) - 等等
[06:19.96]Before you do,I have to tell you something first.
[06:19.96]這你說(shuō)之前 我也有話要說(shuō)
[06:24.47]What is it?
[06:24.47]說(shuō)什么?
[06:26.49]I think I'm in love with you.
[06:26.49]我想我愛(ài)上你了
[06:38.82]It's Ted. Everybody shh!
[06:38.82]是Ted 大家別出聲!
[06:43.05]Hey,Ted,what's up?
[06:43.05]嘿 Ted 怎么了?
[06:44.70]It's here,Lily.
[06:44.70]它在這兒 Lily
[06:47.80]It's looking at me.
[06:47.80]它在盯著我看
[06:50.32]What is?
[06:50.32]什么東西?
[06:51.89]The goat.
[06:51.89]那只山羊
[06:53.32]Now,I've told you some of the story of the goat already.
[06:53.32]我已經(jīng)跟你們提過(guò)山羊的事了
[06:56.47]How Aunt Lily invited a local farmer to come talk to her class,and how he brought a goat,
[06:56.47]你們的Lily阿姨曾邀請(qǐng)一位當(dāng)?shù)氐霓r(nóng)民去班里 他還帶來(lái)一頭山羊
[07:00.95]and how he told the whole class what he was gonna do to the goat later that day.
[07:00.95]他告訴班里的小朋友 接下來(lái)怎么處置這頭羊
[07:05.06]And how Aunt Lily,in a fit of mercy,bought the goat off the guy in order to commute its sentence.
[07:05.06]然后Lily阿姨出于善心 買下了這頭羊 讓它免于一死
[07:10.75]Lily,something amazing has happened.
[07:10.75]Lily 奇跡發(fā)生了
[07:12.63]I was talking to Robin,I was all set to tell her how I feel,
[07:12.63]我剛跟Robin聊天 我準(zhǔn)備告訴她對(duì)她的感覺(jué)
[07:15.80]but before I could,you'll nev believe what she said.
[07:15.80]但在我開(kāi)口之前 你都不會(huì)相信她先說(shuō)了什么
[07:19.15]I think I'm in love with you.
[07:19.15]我想我愛(ài)上你了
[07:21.26]What did you say?
[07:21.26]你怎么回答的?
[07:22.32]What do you think I said? What would anyone say to something like that?
[07:22.32]你想我還能怎么說(shuō)呢? 遇到這樣的事還能說(shuō)什么呢?
[07:26.17]Yeah... Robin,listen.
[07:26.17]好吧... Robin 聽(tīng)著
[07:30.82]You're great. I mean,you're really awesome,but I mean,we're friends.
[07:30.82]你很好 很優(yōu)秀 但是我的意思是 咱倆是朋友
[07:35.81]It's probably a bad idea.
[07:35.81]這可不是個(gè)好主意
[07:38.31]I-I guess you're right.
[07:38.31]我想你說(shuō)的沒(méi)錯(cuò)
[07:41.09]Uh,have a good party.
[07:41.09]哦 祝你玩得愉快
[07:43.79]You too,kiddo.
[07:43.79]你也是 小鬼
[07:47.25]What?
[07:47.25]什么?
[07:48.05]It's like,as soon as she said that,no more feelings.
[07:48.05]她一開(kāi)口 我立馬沒(méi)感覺(jué)了
[07:51.18]I'm not in love with her anymore.
[07:51.18]我再也不愛(ài)她了
[07:52.68]So,you've been in love with this girl for the past year,
[07:52.68]你愛(ài)這個(gè)女孩一年多
[07:55.87]and the second she reciprocates those feelings,just like that,you're over her.
[07:55.87]在她對(duì)你生情 傾吐愛(ài)意的那一刻 你立刻對(duì)她沒(méi)感覺(jué)了
[08:00.77]How great is that?
[08:00.77]這感覺(jué)多棒啊!
[08:08.20]No! No! This is a washcloth. Not food.
[08:08.20]不! 不! 這是條毛巾 不是吃的
[08:30.76]What the...
[08:30.76]搞什么...
[08:32.09]Okay... this is it.
[08:32.09]好了... 就是這樣
[08:37.01]Here we... Go!
[08:37.01]我要... 跳了!
[08:42.65]This is it.
[08:42.65]就這樣
[08:44.20]Tracey,Tracey,tell Lily what you just told me.
[08:44.20]Tracey Tracey 告訴Lily你剛跟我說(shuō)什么了
[08:46.78]Um,that I just moved to New York?
[08:46.78]我剛搬來(lái)紐約?
[08:48.55]No,no,but tell her how you got here.
[08:48.55]不 不 在這之前的事
[08:50.37]I just got off the bus from Iowa.
[08:50.37]我從衣阿華州來(lái) 剛下車
[08:52.25]Just got off the bus from Iowa!
[08:52.25]從衣阿華州來(lái) 剛下車!
[08:56.07]How lucky is it that an aspiring dancer
[08:56.07]這樣一位天才舞蹈家 真是幸運(yùn)
[09:00.70]just off the bus from Iowa runs into the producer of the Rockettes?
[09:00.70]她從衣阿華州來(lái) 才剛下車 就遇到了Rockettes舞蹈公司的制作人
[09:06.92]I feel like I'm in one of those classic show biz stories.
[09:06.92]我覺(jué)得就像在演經(jīng)典舞蹈劇一樣
[09:09.75]Oh,honey,you are. You really are.
[09:09.75]哦 親愛(ài)的 你確實(shí)是在劇里
[09:13.50]Hey,Tracey,why don't you make me one of those rum and beers that your dad loves so much?
[09:13.50]嘿 Tracey 為 何不給我調(diào)點(diǎn)你老爹喜歡喝的朗姆酒混啤酒?
[09:17.40]Sure thing!
[09:17.40]當(dāng)然可以啦!
[09:20.41]- Damn it. - What?
[09:20.41]- 該死 - 什么?
[09:23.62]Everybody always says,Don't tell Lily.
[09:23.62]大家都說(shuō)不要告訴Lily
[09:25.99]Lily can't keep a secret. And,usually,they're right.
[09:25.99]Lily守不住秘密 通常 他們說(shuō)的沒(méi)錯(cuò)
[09:28.83]But this time,I kept the secret.
[09:28.83]但這次 我忍住沒(méi)說(shuō)
[09:31.85]And then you come along with this crap and you force me to pull an old classic Lily
[09:31.85]然后你跑來(lái)我面前來(lái)了這么一段 逼我回復(fù)我Lily的本性
[09:36.76]and spill the beans!
[09:36.76]只能泄密了! (原意為撒豆)
[09:38.79]What beans? There's beans?
[09:38.79]有啥豆子? 還有豆子呢?
[09:41.68]There's beans.
[09:41.68]秘密是這樣來(lái)的
[09:43.47]The suit is Robin.
[09:43.47]這件西裝就是Robin
[09:45.43]I know! Right?
[09:45.43]我就知道! 對(duì)吧?
[09:49.52]I'm with you,buddy.
[09:49.52]我支持你 伙計(jì)
[09:51.30]You are now.
[09:51.30]你現(xiàn)在當(dāng)然會(huì)啦
[09:53.18]Because I explained it to you.
[09:53.18]因?yàn)槲腋闾裘髁?br /> [09:57.68]There you go.
[09:57.68]乖
[10:04.87]Oh,crap.
[10:04.87]哦 慘了
[10:06.51]He said that? Oh,my God!
[10:06.51]他那么說(shuō)的? 老天爺啊!
[10:08.87]What a tremendous ground-breaking surprise!
[10:08.87]簡(jiǎn)直是空前絕后的大驚喜啊!
[10:11.92]- How long have you known? - Eight months.
[10:11.92]- 你知道多久了? - 8個(gè)月
[10:13.51]And you've kept it a secret since then? Good for you.
[10:13.51]你保密了那么久? 不容易啊
[10:16.27]Yeah. Good for you,Lily.
[10:16.27]是啊 難得啊 Lily
[10:19.14]I mean,what a bombshell. Who saw that coming?
[10:19.14]好驚人 誰(shuí)預(yù)料到了?
[10:21.71]- How long have you known? - Seven months,29 days.
[10:21.71]- 你知道多久了? - 7個(gè)月29天
[10:24.82]God,what am I going to do?
[10:24.82]天啊 我該怎么辦?
[10:26.33]I don't know. What are you going to do?
[10:26.33]我不知道 你打算怎么辦?
[10:29.70]I'm going to marry Barney in a big church wedding.
[10:29.70]我要在教堂里跟Barney結(jié)婚
[10:32.53]And we're going to move to some sleepy New Hampshire town and open a bed-and-breakfast.
[10:32.53]然后搬到新罕布什爾州的某個(gè)浪漫小鎮(zhèn) 經(jīng)營(yíng)家小旅館
[10:36.89]- Aww,really? - No!
[10:36.89]- 啊 真的嗎? - 當(dāng)然不是!
[10:39.12]It's Barney. I mean...
[10:39.12]那是Barney 我是說(shuō)...
[10:42.38]it's Barney. But it's Barney.
[10:42.38]是Barney 但那是Barney啊
[10:46.43]I got to tell him no.
[10:46.43]我要拒絕他
[10:48.19]Oh,man,you're going to break his...
[10:48.19]乖乖 這會(huì)傷了他的那個(gè)...
[10:51.06]Whatever it is that pumps that black sludge through his veins.
[10:51.06]那個(gè)泵血的小黑心的
[10:55.14]Crap. You're right.
[10:55.14]該死 你說(shuō)的對(duì)
[10:56.56]The first time Barney expresses feelings for a girl and she rejects him?
[10:56.56]Barney首次表白就被拒
[11:00.82]And not just any girl. I mean...
[11:00.82]還不是被普通女孩拒絕 我是說(shuō)...
[11:04.54]It will destroy him.
[11:04.54]這會(huì)讓他崩潰的
[11:07.35]Okay,well,first of all...
[11:07.35]好吧 首先...
[11:13.88]Second of all,there is a maneuver you can try. It's high-risk,but it's also high-reward.
[11:13.88]其次還有個(gè)變通之策 高風(fēng)險(xiǎn) 高回報(bào)
[11:18.47]For lack of a better term,I'm going to call it...
[11:18.47]沒(méi)有啥專業(yè)命名 我就叫他...
[11:22.19]The Mosby.
[11:22.19]莫斯比法則 (Ted的姓)
[11:23.54]- The Mosby? - No,she couldn't Mosby him.
[11:23.54]- 莫斯比法則? - 不 她不能莫斯比了他
[11:26.36]She could Mosby the crap out of him.
[11:26.36]她絕對(duì)能把他莫斯比了
[11:28.77]What's the Mosby?
[11:28.77]莫斯比啥意思?
[11:29.93]Robin,you remember your first date with Ted?
[11:29.93]Robin 還記得你跟Ted的首次約會(huì)嗎?
[11:31.98]You wanted to hop on the T-train and take a ride downtown.
[11:31.98]你都想跳上電車 直奔鬧市了
[11:35.28]I was ready to jump that turnstile.
[11:35.28]我都準(zhǔn)備好跳過(guò)轉(zhuǎn)門了
[11:38.27]What changed all that?
[11:38.27]為什么會(huì)這樣的呢?
[11:40.90]- I think I'in love with you. - What?
[11:40.90]- 我好像愛(ài)上你了 - 什么?
[11:45.20]The Mosby!
[11:45.20]這就是莫斯比!
[11:47.00]That is genius. And,um... excuse me.
[11:47.00]太有才了 還有... 拜托哦
[11:54.44]I mean,you're very pretty,but you're freakishly tall,and you don't believe in ghosts.
[11:54.44]我知道你很美 但你太高了 還不相信有鬼
[11:59.70]So,when she said she thinks she's in love with me,she meant the opposite.
[11:59.70]所以她說(shuō)愛(ài)上我了 其實(shí)正相反
[12:04.84]Exactly. And look how well it worked. You're back to normal.
[12:04.84]沒(méi)錯(cuò) 你看多管用 你都回歸正常了
[12:08.20]Yes. Yes,I am.
[12:08.20]是啊 沒(méi)錯(cuò)
[12:10.40]And it is great. It's awesome.
[12:10.40]太牛了 太帥了
[12:14.62]- So,Robin's not in love with me. - Nope.
[12:14.62]- 所以Robin并不愛(ài)我 - 沒(méi)錯(cuò)
[12:18.49]Why not?
[12:18.49]為什么不愛(ài)嘛?
[12:23.21]Mr. Goat?
[12:23.21]山羊先生?
[12:40.02]Mr. Goat?
[12:40.02]山羊先生?
[12:43.41]Okay. That's it.
[12:43.41]好了 到這里吧
[12:48.50]Stupid goat.
[12:48.50]笨山羊
[12:50.91]I do not understand your fascination with this washcloth.
[12:50.91]你怎么就迷戀上這條毛巾了呢
[12:54.24]I guess at's what happen when you have a brain thsize of a...
[12:54.24]都怪你腦仁就這么點(diǎn)大...
[12:57.39]No,no,no!
[12:57.39]表 表 表!
[13:01.74]Okay,okay,okay...
[13:01.74]好了 好了 好了...
[13:04.84]Hey,Marshall,can you just go get Ted?
[13:04.84]Marshall 你能去叫Ted嗎?
[13:06.68]Lily,I was just about to jump.
[13:06.68]Lily 我-剛-要-跳-的
[13:10.26]Didn't you hear me saying "Okay" over and over again?
[13:10.26]沒(méi)看我一直重復(fù)"好了"嗎?
[13:13.18]Oh,I'm sorry. Go ahead and jump.
[13:13.18]哦 對(duì)不起 你快跳
[13:14.89]No,it's fine. Sorry,everybody. Lily won't let me jump.
[13:14.89]不 算了吧 對(duì)不起大伙 Lily攔著我
[13:21.16]Yeah.
[13:21.16]是啊
[13:26.53]Thank God.
[13:26.53]感謝上帝
[13:37.85]Hospital!
[13:37.85]快打120!
[13:40.95]So,what happened exactly?
[13:40.95]到底發(fā)生了什么?
[13:43.65]What happened is you let a freaking wild animal into our apartment.
[13:43.65]發(fā)生了你私放野獸入室事件
[13:49.24]I was savaged.
[13:49.24]它對(duì)我很暴力
[13:50.93]That is the sweetest,cutest little goat in the whole world.
[13:50.93]這是全世界最耐人的小山羊了
[13:54.89]Sweetest,cutest little goat in the whole world?
[13:54.89]全世界最耐人的小山羊?
[13:58.78]I was prettyleep-deprived at this point,
[13:58.78]我那時(shí)很缺乏睡眠
[14:00.55]so this probably isn't how it really happened,but here's how I remember it.
[14:00.55]所以可能記不住事 但我記得是...
[14:22.72]So,you're the guy who tried to make it with a goat?
[14:22.72]你就是那個(gè)想上山羊的人?
[14:26.30]Hey,if anything,that goat tried to make it with me.
[14:26.30]嘿 就算是上 也是那只山羊想上我
[14:30.08]- Can I go,please? - Sure,you can go.
[14:30.08]- 我能離開(kāi)嗎? - 當(dāng)然可以
[14:32.18]But remember,buddy,"baa" means "baa."
[14:32.18]不過(guò)記住哦 "哵"的意思是"別"哦
[14:38.71]Great. Great. Now I'm going to be late for my presentation.
[14:38.71]這下好了 我的設(shè)計(jì)演示要遲到了
[14:41.90]Thanks a lot,Mr. Goat.
[14:41.90]多虧山羊先生
[14:43.54]Mr. Goat? Ted,that goat's a girl. Her name's Missy.
[14:43.54]山羊先生? Ted 那是母羊 叫Missy
[14:47.53]You got beat up by a girl.
[14:47.53]你被女生打倒了
[14:57.03]- So. You're in love with me. - What?
[14:57.03]- 所以你愛(ài)上我了 - 什么?
[15:00.09]Oh,yeah. Very much.
[15:00.09]哦對(duì) 特別愛(ài)你
[15:02.49]Okay,you can knock it off. Lily told me.
[15:02.49]好了 別裝了 Lily都告訴我了
[15:05.07]Damn it. Lily!
[15:05.07]該死的 Lily!
[15:06.37]I can't believe you would do that.
[15:06.37]不敢相信你會(huì)這么做
[15:09.11]It's just... Like,I care about you,Barney. And...
[15:09.11]這是因?yàn)槲谊P(guān)心你 Barney
[15:12.75]This kind of stuff,the emotional stuff?
[15:12.75]這些事 這些情感的事?
[15:15.91]It's not your thing. I thought I'd save you the trouble.
[15:15.91]你不在行 我以為我是幫你擺脫麻煩呢
[15:19.17]Well,maybe I don't want to be saved the trouble.
[15:19.17]也許我不想擺脫麻煩呢
[15:21.53]Maybe I want the trouble.
[15:21.53]也許我就想要麻煩呢
[15:23.80]I haven't wanted the trouble in a long time.
[15:23.80]一直以來(lái)我都不想有這些麻煩
[15:26.25]But with you,the trouble doesn't seem so. troubling.
[15:26.25]但是跟你在一起 麻煩好像不麻煩了
[15:32.08]I don't know. I thought...
[15:32.08]不知道 我以為...
[15:34.39]I guess I thought you felt the se way.
[15:34.39]我以為你也會(huì)這么想
[15:38.04]Maybe I do. I don't know.
[15:38.04]也許我就這么想 我也不知道
[15:42.04]I'm not exactly the biggest confronter of feelings.
[15:42.04]我不善于直面感情
[15:46.13]I mean,clearly,there's something between us.
[15:46.13]顯然 咱倆之間有點(diǎn)火花
[15:49.70]Maybe my head was saying,"Nip it in the bud" because my heart was saying something else.
[15:49.70]我大腦想著要把它扼殺在搖籃里 就因?yàn)槲倚睦锪碛兴?br /> [15:58.01]Look... I have feelings for you,Barney.
[15:58.01]聽(tīng)著... 我確實(shí)對(duì)你有感覺(jué) Barney
[16:02.85]Maybe I even love you.
[16:02.85]也許甚至愛(ài)上了你
[16:05.35]- This is going pretty fast,don't you think? - What?
[16:05.35]- 哎喲 進(jìn)展太快了吧? 你不覺(jué)得咩 - 什么?
[16:08.21]We have a really good friendship going.
[16:08.21]咱倆現(xiàn)在是好朋友
[16:10.21]Why screw up a good thing?
[16:10.21]為什么要?dú)У暨@段關(guān)系?
[16:12.16]- Friends? - Friends.
[16:12.16]- 做朋友? - 做朋友
[16:16.84]Oh,my God. You just did it again. You just Mosby'd me.
[16:16.84]娘啊 你又來(lái)了 你又莫斯比了我
[16:19.13]- I did not. - You did. You little minx.
[16:19.13]- 我沒(méi)有 - 就有 你好狡猾
[16:21.97]Okay,you're right. I did just Mosby you.
[16:21.97]好吧 你說(shuō)對(duì)了 我剛還是莫斯比
[16:23.77]Why are you so afraid of giving this a chance?
[16:23.77]為什么不給咱倆一個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)?
[16:25.87]Because I am scared of how much I like you.
[16:25.87]因?yàn)槲覔?dān)心自己喜歡你太深
[16:28.90]Whoa,this is a bad idea.
[16:28.90]哇噢 這可不是好主意
[16:30.66]You're right. This is a mistake.
[16:30.66]沒(méi)錯(cuò) 這是個(gè)錯(cuò)誤
[16:32.13]- Yes. No. - I love you.
[16:32.13]- 沒(méi)錯(cuò) 錯(cuò)了 - 我愛(ài)你
[16:33.95]- Let's be friends. - Okay,friends,then.
[16:33.95]- 咱做朋友吧 - 好吧 那就朋友
[16:35.74]- I love you. - Let's get married.
[16:35.74]- 我愛(ài)你 - 咱結(jié)婚吧
[16:37.29]- No,you're smothering me. - Okay,forget it.
[16:37.29]- 不 你別逼我 - 好吧 那算了
[16:45.49]You know what? We can sort this out later.
[16:45.49]其實(shí)我們以后再討論這個(gè)
[16:46.66]- Yeah,that sounds good. - That sounds good.
[16:46.66]- 是啊 好主意 - 聽(tīng)上去不錯(cuò)
[16:51.11]It had been a long and crazy night,but that morning,
[16:51.11]那是瘋狂漫長(zhǎng)的一夜 但轉(zhuǎn)天早晨
[16:54.26]against all odds,I made it to my presentation.
[16:54.26]拋開(kāi)瑣事 我成功進(jìn)行了展示
[16:57.21]Here you have it,gentlemen. Rib Town.
[16:57.21]先生們 這就是了 肋骨城
[17:00.84]Right? Right?
[17:00.84]是不是? 好吧?
[17:03.87]Yeah.
[17:03.87]是啊
[17:06.26]Ted,listen. You're great,and you've done a real...
[17:06.26]Ted 聽(tīng)我說(shuō) 你很牛...
[17:10.52]special job here,and you're going to make some other restaurant very happy someday,
[17:10.02]做的也很好 有天定會(huì)讓別的餐館滿意的
[17:15.82]but,uh,we have,uh,decided to go...
[17:15.82]但我們決定...
[17:19.67]- another direction here. - What?
[17:19.67]- 選另一個(gè)風(fēng)格 - 什么?
[17:22.84]Feast your eyes on...
[17:22.84]你看好了哦...
[17:26.07]- Rib Town! - Rib Town!
[17:26.07]- 肋骨城! - 肋骨城!
[17:30.50]Sven.
[17:30.50]Sven (怪獸噴火銀行設(shè)計(jì)組)
[17:35.00]I'll tell you one thing.
[17:35.00]我跟你說(shuō)
[17:36.40]I'm never eating ribs again.
[17:36.40]我再也不吃肋骨了
[17:38.53]Yeah,right.
[17:38.53]才怪
[17:40.19]I am never... eating ribs... again!
[17:40.19]爺再也...不吃...肋骨了!
[17:45.91]In front of Ted!
[17:45.91]不在Ted面前吃了!
[17:48.25]This is a disaster.
[17:48.25]真是夢(mèng)魘啊
[17:50.30]How am I going to come back from this?
[17:50.30]我要怎么重新振作起來(lái)?
[17:53.08]Okay,I'm just going to ask this.
[17:53.08]好吧 我想問(wèn)句
[17:55.19]Do you really want to come back from this?
[17:55.19]你真的想重新再來(lái)嗎?
[17:57.50]What's that supposed to mean?
[17:57.50]你什么意思?
[17:58.78]Architecture is killing you,Ted,and it's killing us to watch it killing you.
[17:58.78]建筑業(yè)快毀掉你了 Ted 我們都看不下去了
[18:04.08]You're like that goat with the washcloth.
[18:04.08]你就像山羊看上了毛巾
[18:06.34]You want it so bad,and every time the world tries to take it away from you,you keep grabbing it.
[18:06.34]你太想要了 別人越攔你 你越要搶
[18:12.23]But you know what? It's just a washcloth. Why do you even want it?
[18:12.23]要知道不過(guò)是毛巾而已 干嘛這么想要?
[18:16.69]Because I... I have to be an architect. That's...
[18:16.69]因?yàn)?..我要當(dāng)建筑師
[18:21.12]that's the plan.
[18:21.12]我這么計(jì)劃的
[18:22.43]Screw the plan. I planned on being a famous artist.
[18:22.43]讓計(jì)劃去死吧 我計(jì)劃當(dāng)知名藝術(shù)家的
[18:25.89]Marshall planned on being an environmental lawyer.
[18:25.89]Marshall計(jì)劃當(dāng)環(huán)境法律師
[18:28.59]Robin planned on being a TV reporter.
[18:28.59]Robin計(jì)劃當(dāng)電視名嘴的
[18:32.41]I am a TV reporter. I'm on every morning at 4:00 a.m.
[18:32.41]我計(jì)劃成真了啊 早晨4點(diǎn)檔都是我的
[18:36.08]Is that still on? Oh,good for you.
[18:36.08]還在播啊 好事好事
[18:38.91]Somebody watch it,please.
[18:38.91]拜托 還是有人看的
[18:41.32]Barney planned on being a violinist.
[18:41.32]Barney計(jì)劃做小提琴家的
[18:43.43]- Lily. - Don't tell me things.
[18:43.43]- Lily - 啥也別說(shuō)了
[18:46.05]Look,you can't design your life like a building.
[18:46.05]你不能像設(shè)計(jì)建筑一樣設(shè)計(jì)生活
[18:49.90]It doesn't work that way.
[18:49.90]日子不是這么過(guò)的
[18:51.20]You just have to live it,and it will design itself.
[18:51.20]你好好生活 生活會(huì)自己規(guī)劃的
[18:55.19]So,what,I should just do nothing?
[18:55.19]那我啥都不做嗎?
[18:57.21]No. Listen to what the world is telling you to do and take the leap.
[18:57.21]不是 要聽(tīng)人勸 大膽飛躍
[19:10.35]You're right. You're absolutely right.
[19:10.35]你是對(duì)的 你說(shuō)的很對(duì)
[19:15.32]I love you,Lily.
[19:15.32]我愛(ài)你 Lily
[19:17.43]Oh,no. Metaphorical leap. Metaphorical leap!
[19:17.43]哎呀 跳躍是個(gè)比喻 是個(gè)比喻!
[19:22.55]- This is not cool. - Don't do it.
[19:22.55]- 這可不好玩 - 別啊
[19:25.61]No!
[19:25.61]不要!
[19:34.04]- I did it! - Baby,you did it.
[19:34.04]- 我成功了! - 寶貝 你成功了
[19:36.55]- I can do anything! - Yes,you can.
[19:36.55]- 我無(wú)所不能! - 沒(méi)錯(cuò)的
[19:38.96]I'm getting a motorcycle!
[19:38.96]我要去買摩托車!
[19:40.58]- You absolutely are not! - Okay,sorry. Guys,me on over.
[19:40.58]- 你別做夢(mèng)了! - 好吧 對(duì)不起 大家都過(guò)來(lái)啊
[20:21.37]That was the year I got left at the altar.
[20:21.37]今年我在婚禮上被甩了
[20:24.17]It was the year I got knocked out by a crazy bartender.
[20:24.17]今年我被酒吧男招待揍了
[20:27.63]The year I got fired.
[20:27.63]今年我被炒了
[20:29.85]The year I got beat up by a goat.
[20:29.85]今年我被山羊擊敗了
[20:32.11]A girl goat,at that.
[20:32.11]還是只母的
[20:34.36]And damn it if it wasn't the best year of my life.
[20:34.36]不過(guò)今年可真是好年頭
[20:42.01]Because,if any one of those things hadn't happened,
[20:42.01]因?yàn)槿绻鲜鍪虑闆](méi)發(fā)生
[20:44.73]I never would have ended up in a which turned out to be the best job I ever had.
[20:44.73]我就不會(huì)得到這最好的工作
[20:49.06]But more importantly,I wouldn't have met your mother,
[20:49.06]最重要的是 我也不會(huì)見(jiàn)到你們的媽媽了
[20:53.58]because,as you know...she was in that class.
[20:53.58]因?yàn)槟阒?..她也在班上
[20:58.64]But of course,that story is only just beginning.
[20:58.64]而且 故事才剛剛開(kāi)始 (期待下一季Barney和Robin的浪漫吧)