Poisonous snakes
毒蛇
A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, "Dad,are we poisonous snakes?" The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son?" "Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!!"
一個陽光明媚的下午,蛇父親和蛇兒子出去散步。兒子問:“爸爸,我們是毒蛇嗎?”父親得意的答道:“當然了,孩子,我們是響尾蛇??!為什么這么問呢?”“因為,我剛把舌頭咬破了!”