知行哈哈糖(笑話集錦)-生活類Nobody available

<p>[ti:未知]<br /> [ar:]<br /> [al:]<br /> [by:]<br /> [00:02.39]知行英語(yǔ)<br /> [00:05.76]Listen and Share<br /> [00:08.45]知行哈哈糖<br /> [00:13.65]Nobody available<br /> [00:16.26]誰(shuí)都沒(méi)空<br /> [00:19.37]I was going to bed the other night<br /> [00:21.94]when my wife told me<br /> [00:23.77]that I had left the light on in the shed.<br /> [00:27.59]She could see from the bedroom window.<br /> [00:30.27]As I looked for myself,<br /> [00:32.41]I saw that there were people<br /> [00:34.55]in the shed taking things.<br /> [00:37.31]I phoned the police,<br /> [00:39.29]but they told me that no one was in this area<br /> [00:42.74]to help at this time,<br /> [00:44.86]but they would send someone over<br /> [00:47.38]as soon as they were available.<br /> [00:49.95]I said OK, hung up, and waited one minute,<br /> [00:54.89]then phoned the police back.<br /> [00:57.63]"Hello. I just called you a minute ago<br /> [01:00.88]because there were people in my shed.<br /> [01:03.88]Well, you don't have to worry about them now<br /> [01:07.16]cause I've shot them all."<br /> [01:10.50]Within five minutes<br /> [01:12.53]there were half a dozen police cars in the area,<br /> [01:15.97]an Armed Response unit, the works.<br /> [01:19.75]Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed.<br /> [01:24.26]One of the officers said:<br /> [01:26.49]"I thought you said that you'd shot them!"<br /> [01:30.88]I replied with<br /> [01:32.55]"I thought you said there was nobody available!"<br /> [01:38.22]中文大意<br /> [02:48.74]語(yǔ)言點(diǎn)<br /> [02:50.52]available<br /> [03:07.61]shed  儲(chǔ)藏室<br /> [03:28.48]phoned the police<br /> [03:32.10]phone<br /> [03:36.05]call<br /> [03:37.99]hung up  掛斷電話<br /> [03:42.34]pick up the phone<br /> [03:44.10]answer the phone<br /> [03:46.32]cause<br /> [03:49.33]because<br /> [03:51.29]cause / because<br /> [03:55.58]half a dozen  半打<br /> [03:59.64]a dozen<br /> [04:03.31]a dozen of  一些、許多<br /> [04:07.67]some<br /> [04:09.56]caught the burglars red-handed<br /> [04:14.06]red-handed  當(dāng)場(chǎng)、在犯罪現(xiàn)場(chǎng)<br /> [04:22.81]謝謝收聽(tīng)<br /> [04:28.94]知行提示</p>

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