知行哈哈糖(笑話集錦)-生活類Another 40 Years to live

<p>[ti:未知]<br /> [ar:]<br /> [al:]<br /> [by:]<br /> [00:02.50]知行英語<br /> [00:05.85]Listen and Share<br /> [00:08.19]知行哈哈糖<br /> [00:13.42]Another 40 Years to live<br /> [00:16.74]再活40年<br /> [00:19.66]A middle aged woman had a heart attack<br /> [00:23.37]and was taken to the hospital.<br /> [00:26.39]While on the operating table<br /> [00:28.66]she had a near death experience.<br /> [00:32.05]Seeing God, she asked if this was it.<br /> [00:36.27]God said, "No you have another 43 years,<br /> [00:42.45]2 months, and 8 days to live."<br /> [00:45.84]Upon recovery the woman<br /> [00:47.77]decided to stay in the hospital<br /> [00:50.18]and have a face lift, lip-suction,<br /> [00:53.56]breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc.<br /> [00:58.38]She even had someone come in<br /> [01:01.08]and change her hair color,<br /> [01:03.23]figuring since she had so much more time to live,<br /> [01:07.32]she might as well make the most of it.<br /> [01:10.45]She got out of the hospital<br /> [01:12.52]after the last operation<br /> [01:15.43]and while crossing the street<br /> [01:18.20]was killed by an ambulance<br /> [01:20.46]speeding to the hospital.<br /> [01:23.11]Arriving in front of God, she demanded,<br /> [01:27.02]"I thought you said I had another 40 Years?"<br /> [01:31.17]God replied, "I didn't recognize you."<br /> [01:37.17]中文大意<br /> [02:52.90]語言點(diǎn)<br /> [02:54.54]heart attack  心臟病發(fā)作<br /> [02:59.67]heart disease<br /> [03:01.86]operate<br /> [03:07.19]operate a patient on the head<br /> [03:13.33]operation  手術(shù)<br /> [03:16.37]operating table  手術(shù)臺(tái)<br /> [03:20.06]She asked if this was it.<br /> [03:22.65]it<br /> [03:25.08]near death experience<br /> [03:32.45]it<br /> [03:35.49]face lift<br /> [03:36.85]lip-suction<br /> [03:38.21]breast augmentation<br /> [03:40.18]tummy tuck<br /> [03:44.52]整容、豐唇、豐胸、收腹手術(shù)<br /> [03:52.54]might as well make the most of it,<br /> [03:55.26]may as well do...<br /> [03:58.31]make the most of it  充分利用<br /> [04:03.36]cross the street<br /> [04:09.53]get across the street<br /> [04:12.02]ambulance  救護(hù)車<br /> [04:17.98]recognize  認(rèn)出，辨認(rèn)出<br /> [04:27.75]謝謝收聽<br /> [04:33.61]知行提示</p>

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