知行哈哈糖(笑話集錦)-工作類Blonde Detectives

<p>[ti:未知]<br /> [ar:]<br /> [al:]<br /> [by:]<br /> [00:00.75]知行哈哈糖<br /> [00:13.26]Blonde Detectives<br /> [00:25.02]美女偵探<br /> [00:33.00]詞匯掃描<br /> [00:37.19]interrogate  詢問(wèn)<br /> [00:44.35]suspect  嫌疑犯<br /> [00:50.11]profile  側(cè)面<br /> [00:56.11]fluster  驚惶失措<br /> [01:02.75]flash  晃一下<br /> [01:05.64]giggle  格格地笑<br /> [01:08.97]testy  不耐煩的<br /> [01:15.05]contact lenses  隱形眼鏡<br /> [01:19.40]astute  機(jī)敏的<br /> [01:27.74]A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes<br /> [01:30.35]who were training to become detectives.<br /> [01:33.00]To test their skills in recognizing a suspect,<br /> [01:35.89]he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.<br /> [01:40.49]"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" <br /> [01:44.62]The first blonde answers,<br /> [01:46.40]"That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" <br /> [01:51.24]The policeman says,<br /> [01:52.98]"Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile." <br /> [01:57.66]Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response,<br /> [02:00.51]he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her,<br /> [02:04.87]"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" <br /> [02:08.32]The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says,<br /> [02:11.64]"Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he has only one ear!" <br /> [02:17.94]The policeman angrily responds,<br /> [02:20.09]"What's the matter with you two?<br /> [02:21.77]Of course only one eye and one ear are showing<br /> [02:24.41]because it's a picture of his profile!<br /> [02:26.95]Is that the best answer you can come up with?"<br /> [02:29.82]Extremely frustrated at this point,<br /> [02:32.01]he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks,<br /> [02:37.04]"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"<br /> [02:40.11]He quickly adds "... think hard before giving me a stupid answer."<br /> [02:45.04]The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,<br /> [02:48.75]"Hmmmm... the suspect wears contact lenses."<br /> [02:53.15]The policeman is surprised and speechless<br /> [02:55.11]because he really doesn't know himself<br /> [02:57.22]if the suspect wears contacts or not.<br /> [02:59.72]"Well, that's an interesting answer...<br /> [03:01.28]wait here for a few minutes while I check his file<br /> [03:03.78]and I'll get back to you on that."<br /> [03:06.23]He leaves the room and goes to his office,<br /> [03:08.37]checks the suspect's file in his computer,<br /> [03:10.95]and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.<br /> [03:14.19]"Wow! I can't believe it... it's TRUE!<br /> [03:16.37]The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses.<br /> [03:19.72]Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"<br /> [03:24.08]"That's easy," the blonde replied.<br /> [03:26.51]"He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."<br /> [03:34.49]中文大意<br /> [05:42.86]逐句對(duì)照<br /> [05:46.80]A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes<br /> [05:49.36]who were training to become detectives.<br /> [05:56.86]To test their skills in recognizing a suspect,<br /> [05:59.87]he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.<br /> [06:12.70]"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" <br /> [06:20.35]The first blonde answers,<br /> [06:21.91]"That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" <br /> [06:32.77]The policeman says,<br /> [06:34.15]"Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile." <br /> [06:44.67]Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response,<br /> [06:51.62]he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her,<br /> [07:00.33]"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" <br /> [07:07.54]The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says,<br /> [07:14.80]"Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he has only one ear!" <br /> [07:24.40]The policeman angrily responds,<br /> [07:26.91]"What's the matter with you two?<br /> [07:28.18]Of course only one eye and one ear are showing<br /> [07:30.90]because it's a picture of his profile!<br /> [07:41.16]Is that the best answer you can come up with?"<br /> [07:46.21]Extremely frustrated at this point,<br /> [07:48.55]he shows the picture to the third blonde<br /> [07:54.10]and in a very testy voice asks,<br /> [07:56.45]"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"<br /> [08:05.22]He quickly adds "... think hard before giving me a stupid answer."<br /> [08:15.32]The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,<br /> [08:22.59]"Hmmmm... the suspect wears contact lenses."<br /> [08:28.43]The policeman is surprised and speechless<br /> [08:34.43]because he really doesn't know himself<br /> [08:36.00]if the suspect wears contacts or not.<br /> [08:43.01]"Well, that's an interesting answer...<br /> [08:44.49]wait here for a few minutes while I check his file<br /> [08:47.08]and I'll get back to you on that."<br /> [08:55.64]He leaves the room and goes to his office,<br /> [08:58.13]checks the suspect's file in his computer,<br /> [09:00.63]and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.<br /> [09:09.76]"Wow! I can't believe it... it's TRUE!<br /> [09:12.22]The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses.<br /> [09:20.72]Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"<br /> [09:29.13]"That's easy," the blonde replied.<br /> [09:31.78]"He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."<br /> [09:46.08]多學(xué)一點(diǎn)<br /> [09:49.95]interrogate  審問(wèn), 詢問(wèn)<br /> [10:01.11]The police interrogated the witness about the accident.<br /> [10:11.69]profile  側(cè)面，側(cè)面像<br /> [10:15.67]fluster<br /> [10:20.07]The honking of horns flustered the boy.<br /> [10:30.18]flash<br /> [10:36.94]giggle<br /> [10:39.99]testy  暴躁的，不耐煩的<br /> [10:43.53]in a very testy voice<br /> [10:49.81]contact lense  隱形眼鏡<br /> [10:56.65]重新聽一次故事原文<br /> [10:58.45]A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes<br /> [11:00.90]who were training to become detectives.<br /> [11:03.63]To test their skills in recognizing a suspect,<br /> [11:06.52]he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.<br /> [11:11.28]"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" <br /> [11:15.22]The first blonde answers,<br /> [11:17.14]"That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" <br /> [11:21.78]The policeman says,<br /> [11:23.56]"Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile." <br /> [11:28.39]Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response,<br /> [11:31.21]he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her,<br /> [11:35.65]"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" <br /> [11:39.11]The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says,<br /> [11:42.29]"Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he has only one ear!" <br /> [11:48.33]The policeman angrily responds,<br /> [11:50.64]"What's the matter with you two?<br /> [11:52.09]Of course only one eye and one ear are showing<br /> [11:54.79]because it's a picture of his profile!<br /> [11:57.30]Is that the best answer you can come up with?"<br /> [12:00.23]Extremely frustrated at this point,<br /> [12:02.50]he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks,<br /> [12:07.51]"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"<br /> [12:10.53]He quickly adds "... think hard before giving me a stupid answer."<br /> [12:15.10]The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,<br /> [12:19.25]"Hmmmm... the suspect wears contact lenses."<br /> [12:23.32]The policeman is surprised and speechless<br /> [12:25.70]because he really doesn't know himself<br /> [12:27.49]if the suspect wears contacts or not.<br /> [12:30.54]"Well, that's an interesting answer...<br /> [12:32.33]wait here for a few minutes while I check his file<br /> [12:34.70]and I'll get back to you on that."<br /> [12:36.97]He leaves the room and goes to his office,<br /> [12:39.25]checks the suspect's file in his computer,<br /> [12:41.74]and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.<br /> [12:45.03]"Wow! I can't believe it... it's TRUE!<br /> [12:47.16]The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses.<br /> [12:50.57]Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"<br /> [12:55.04]"That's easy," the blonde replied.<br /> [12:57.26]"He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."<br /> [13:15.77]關(guān)鍵詞<br /> [13:18.26]interrogate  詢問(wèn)<br /> [13:25.21]suspect  嫌疑犯<br /> [13:31.52]profile  側(cè)面<br /> [13:37.34]fluster  驚惶失措<br /> [13:43.86]flash  晃一下<br /> [13:46.75]giggle  格格地笑<br /> [13:49.84]testy  不耐煩的<br /> [13:56.24]contact lenses  隱形眼鏡<br /> [14:00.49]astute  機(jī)敏的<br /> [14:15.96]謝謝收聽<br /> [14:17.98]知行提示</p>

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