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牙牙學(xué)語(yǔ)笑話類New Dad

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New Dad
初為人父

One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son.
Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of, but the baby just wouldn't stop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the doctor.
After the doctor listened to all the father had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. When he opened the diaper, he found was indeed full.
"Here's the problem," the doctor explained. "He just needs to be changed."
The perplexed father remarked, "But the diaper package specifically says it's good for up to 10 pounds!"

孩子剛出生不久后的一天,當(dāng)媽的要出去辦點(diǎn)事,所以把照看孩子的光榮任務(wù)交給了那位新爸爸。 可是,媽媽剛出去一會(huì),孩子就開(kāi)始哭了。 那位新爸爸使盡了渾身解數(shù),但就是沒(méi)法讓孩子不哭。 最后,孩子爸爸有點(diǎn)擔(dān)心了,決定抱著孩子去找醫(yī)生看看。
醫(yī)生聽(tīng)新爸爸說(shuō)完事情的經(jīng)過(guò),開(kāi)始給孩子作檢查,先是檢查孩子的耳朵,然后是胸部,最后檢查到系(ji)尿布的地方。當(dāng)醫(yī)生打開(kāi)尿布時(shí),他發(fā)現(xiàn)尿布里面已經(jīng)裝得滿滿當(dāng)當(dāng)?shù)摹?br /> “問(wèn)題就在這里了”,醫(yī)生解釋說(shuō)。“你其實(shí)給孩子換個(gè)尿布他就不會(huì)哭了。”
新爸爸一臉困惑地說(shuō),“但是尿布上的包裝特別顯眼地寫(xiě)著‘適用至10磅’啊!”

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