Guests for dinner
晚餐賓客
There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.
Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"
一個(gè)小家伙老喜歡吮自己的大拇指, 這可是個(gè)壞習(xí)慣。他媽姐最后跟他說(shuō),如果他再吮大拇指的話,他就會(huì)變得很胖。 兩個(gè)星期后的一天,她媽媽正跟幾個(gè)朋友在玩橋牌。小家伙指著一個(gè)因懷孕而體型明顯發(fā)胖的女人說(shuō),“啊,哈! 我知道你一直在做什么!”