These are my jeans
After going on a diet,a woman felt really good about herself--especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago.“Look,look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband.“I can wear my old jeans again.”Her husband looked at her for a long time,when said,“Honey,I love you,but these are my jeans.”
□by Maggie
親愛的,那是我的褲子
一個婦女在減肥一段時間后自我感覺特別好---特別是當她又能穿上很早以前就穿不上的牛仔褲時。她跑下樓沖她丈夫喊道:“快看,快看。我又能穿上以前的褲子了。”她丈夫看了她好一會兒,然后說:“親愛的,我愛你。但那是我的褲子。”
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