1. When you pet them 撫摸它們時
Dog - "Ooh! I love being petted, this is perfect. I love you human. I love you so much, you are amazing."
狗:“哦,我喜歡被撫摸,太舒服了,我喜歡你主人,我太愛你了,你真好。”
Cat - "I wanna be petted, but I also wanna scratch your hand and watch you bleed."
貓:“我想讓你摸,但也想撓你手看你流血?!?/p>
2. When you feed them 喂它們時
Dog - “This is the yummiest food on earth, I am so grateful, did I tell you I love you human? I love you very much.”
狗:“這是世界上最好吃的東西,我太開心了,我告訴過你主人我愛你了嗎?我太愛你了。”
Cat - “I don't like this food, I wanna eat that lizard on the wall or the dog's food. But anyway I will eat this and vomit it out on the carpet. You should be grateful.”
貓:“我不喜歡這個吃的,我想吃墻上那只蜥蜴或者狗糧,但不管怎樣我會吃掉這個,然后吐到地毯上,你應(yīng)該感恩才對?!?/p>
3. When they break something 弄壞東西時
Dog - “I am so sorry human. I am never gonna do this again, I am a bad boy.”
狗:“我很抱歉,主人,我再也不這樣做了,我是個壞狗狗?!?/p>
Cat - “I am gonna knock this one off the table too and break everything to pieces, I am the God.”
貓:“我要把桌子上這個也弄掉,把所有東西都撕碎,我才是上帝?!?/p>
4. On meeting visitors 來客人時
Dog - “Oh! My human's human. I love you too. Would you like to play in our garden? Would you like to see my bed? You can have my favorite socks. I am so excited.”
狗:“哦!是主人的朋友,我也愛你,你想在我們的花園里玩嗎?你想看看我的床嗎?你可以拿我最喜歡的襪子,我太興奮了。”
Cat - “No! Stay away. Get out of here before I burn this house down.”
貓:“不!走開,趁我沒把房子燒掉趕緊離開這兒?!?/p>
5. When you call them 叫它們時
Dog - “I heard you calling, I got so excited and came running to you. I love you human, thanks for calling my name. I know you love me.”
狗:“我聽見你叫了,我太開心了就跑過來了,我愛你主人,謝謝你叫我的名字,我知道你愛我?!?/p>
Cat - “What the hell does this stupid human want from me now?”
貓:“這個蠢人到底叫我干什么?”
6. When you come back home 你回家時
Dog - “You've been gone forever, I missed you so much. I thought you left, I am so happy you didn't die. I love you.”
狗:“你離開的時間太長了,我太想你了,我以為你走了呢,我真開心你沒死,我愛你。”
Cat - “Feed me!!”
貓:“趕緊喂我??!”
7. Kind of presents 送你禮物
Dog - “I've brought these dirty socks for you. I've some sticks and some old newspapers too. They are all yours.”
狗:“我給你帶來了這些臟襪子,還有些木棍和舊報紙,都送給你?!?/p>
Cat - “I kept this dead mouse on your pillow to surprise you, I've a bird too if you want. This is my favorite leaf, you can keep it.”
貓:“我把這只死老鼠放你枕頭上是為了給你驚喜。如果你想要的話還有只鳥。這是我最喜歡的樹葉,可以送給你?!?/p>