學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話 上帝沒看見你 God didn t see you

082 上帝沒看見你 God didn t see you

A teacher fell asleep in the class. When woke up,he told students, "I had a dream to see God." The second day,one of his students also slept in class. The teacher knocked on the table to wake him up and said,"How can you sleep in class"

The student answered,"I also went to see God."

The teacher asked,"Then what did God say to you"

The student answered,"The God said he didn't see you yesterday."

一個(gè)教師在課堂上打瞌睡,醒來(lái)對(duì)學(xué)生說(shuō):"我做了個(gè)夢(mèng),去見上帝了。"第二天,一個(gè)學(xué)生也在課堂上打起了瞌睡,這個(gè)教師就敲桌子把他叫醒,說(shuō):"你怎么能在上課時(shí)睡覺?"

學(xué)生回答說(shuō):"我也去見上帝了。"

老師問道:"上帝對(duì)你說(shuō)了什么?"

學(xué)生回答:"上帝說(shuō),他昨天沒看見你。"

asleep a. 睡著的